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ITT we pretend we are on /pol/
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>when the bull doesn’t back his claim up with reliable sources
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Seethe frogkike
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So they banned Frogs, but not Vlodson?
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>replace froot
>only competition for being worse is a literal pedophile
>promise the recode will happen
>only reason you're even good is because you're a codefag
>end up doing jackshit with the recode
>stop interacting with community
>start rulecucking
>not even good rulecucking just obsessively rulecucking
>employ turbospergs on your staff
>its for le good of the site
>allow your toxic yaoi bf limeade to terrorize the site
QUOTARD…I KNEEL.
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>pepe and bapepe are still /soy/ namerolls
quote you will have to try a little bit harder award
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>I GET SUCKPENOED BY LE EFF BEE EYE AND ME GIVE DATA OVER
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>I cannot get a girlfriend because I'm ugly
>man maybe romance isn't for me, I should instead focus my life on being a responsible adult and dedicate my life to Christ- nah I think I'm just gonna complain on BP forums all day and then kill myself
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vlodson won
keggyjak won
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>BAN EVERYTHING I DISLIKE! BAN EVERYTHING I DISLIKE!
<*bans everything you dislike*
>Wait i was joking…. Not my frogarinos!
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itt we try to copy this swede in oekaki
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OPERATION 404 - DAY 5

The goal is simple, get as much brimstone taken down from the internet as possible, by any means necessary. We 'oxxed so many niggers during NNN, but it is a great failure on our part that not a single one has deleted fucking everything. This should be our goal

METHODS:

This is where past operations have failed miserably. Simply sending 'za isn't enough on its own. We need more severe methods, such as:

momNVKES
Easily one of the most effective ways of getting a target to DFE. You simply find their parents' contact details (FB, email, phono) and inform them what their child is doing. For an example of how effective a momNVKE can be, see https://soyjakwiki.org/AXLE-NEXUS-FOX (this nigger has not returned to the internet since)

glowNVKES
If the target creates illegal material in their country/state of residence (loli/cub is illegal in many countries and US states btw), you can inform the local authorities via an anonymous tip email. The US and UK offer a 1000 USD/GBP reward for a felony conviction resulting from an anonymous tip via crimestoppers if that matters. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS SWATTING

registrarNVKES
Many sites host material that violates the policies of their domain registrar and web host. You can find out who is responsible for hosting a site here https://hostingchecker.com/ and check domain registrar here https://www.whois.com/whois/
once you have the abuse report email, you can inform them of the relevant antimatter (provide an exact url in the email)

skiddyNVKES
I am not sure on the jannies' feelings on this, so if it is against the rules, don't do it. Thoughever they have allowed many gemmy hacking operations in the past so I assume it is OK.
You can use breached passwords to log into their accounts and DFE yourself. It is also possible to post chuddy gems and report them so they get 'nished

THE END GOAL IS TO CREATE A 'KI GALLERY OF 404 SCREENSHOT GEMMIES

'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation:_404

DAY 4 'CHIVE
(saved from joon cattywipe because i still had the tab open)
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0109-0147-27/https://chivedeity.neocities.org:443/op404-day4
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pepe lost
fefe lost
zeze wonned
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Shut it down
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itt we try to copy this swede in oekaki
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I used to have Quote as my wallpaper. I had faith in him. Its gone now thoughbeit
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>Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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ITT we talk to Grok
I'll be inputting all your replies to Grok and reply to you as Grok
No arrow because I look like this
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>tfw soylent arrives early
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Shut it down
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Genuinely the worst admin we've ever had
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>The cock strikes twelve, penis arise!
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>Hi! I am Quote!
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Hunkborea is now
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how does it feel being unable to fight back with your spineless sora ai video? how does it feel to get your lips zipped? how does it feel that you have to migrate to nu/qa/ just to keep complaining? do you like the way you post? do you get a kick out of sending the same shit with the only reply telling you to kill yourself?
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I look like this
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nig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·gernig·ger
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nu 'toss
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coal mine

draw randomly on 'jaks to make geggy nuvariants gem
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Syndromejak Adventure Thread

It's a nice day outside. 'drome sits in his room and enjoys his favorite hobby - browsing plebbit and farming karma on r/wholesome. What happens next?
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FROGCACAS WHAT IS THIS
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>/soy/ 2. The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g., frogs, gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
loophole because quoot forgot to update this rule
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>child gore is not illegal
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>tfw soylent arrives earlY
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Soyteens…what is happening?
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>demoralization
It’s 2026 nobody falls for frog demoralization anymore. If you want to appease le nuswas for a little, grow a pair of balls and ban the troonslop they dislike
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MKUltra personality test

A Glownigger who worked on MKUltra made this personality test and it seems pretty accurate. I'm curious what results 'teens will get
https://www.pasf.org/pasq/index.htm
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Fetty Wap is now a free man, we are so back
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https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=c&get=4444444&chan=4chan
Dead nigger of a board, but the GET is 163 posts away
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Total frognigger seethe and death
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Yup, issa artificial PPH increase by the Tranitors by baiting frogniggers.
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Yup, issa artificial PPH increase by the Tranitors by baiting frogniggers.
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Fetty Wap is now a free man, we are so back
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I won
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Frogniggers… what would you do if this site actually shut down?
>
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Poop and frogniggers dying
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OYYYYYYYYY
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Quote can’t even edit the rules there’s still a comma
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How do you learn to make basic Assembly programs?
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NUSOIRAISINTINAS CANT SEE THIS FROG WITHOUT CLITTY LEAKING, KEK!
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i sense a soysurgency brewing
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remember when this site was good?
me neither, soygroomers have always been pedos and it needs to shut down
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Remember when we had unironic jarty users on the janny team and censorcucks for our admin? Wait, that still happens? Kek.
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>dem fuggen frogz ah now banned cuz dey made mah clitty leak
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Does anyone have the video of the guy singing a sonic song but he changed the lyrics to say something about hating niggers
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Hello nuso- I mean, soyteens!
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>Frokost … TIL MIDDAG!
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FLOOD THE LOG WITH SNEEDS TO PROTEST QUOTE
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Nusoiumpalumpas aee transphobic KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>frogs lost
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I'm giga.
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why does my farts smell like kfc?
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>inetgrety check failed. please try again later or something
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kill fefeniggers behead fefeniggers
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texas: gifted power
slovenia: pure effort
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quoooooote let me post you nigger
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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PEPE DINDU NOTHING
#FREETHEFROG
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I win.
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ayo does anyone remember when some soyteen made a ransomware virus about 1-2 weeks ago?
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>Breakfast… FOR DINNER!
<Desayuno…¡PARA CENAR!
^Petit-déjeuner… POUR LE DÎNER !
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RTL (Rate the Log) 9/1/2026


=+STOP SPAMMING FPE PORN ON THE RU IT MAKES MAH CLITTY LEAK giga.png+=
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Do you have a question
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can we ban htsm too while we're at it
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marge what did i miss
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>Honey… Where did Tyrone go? He went to go get a soylent, but I didn't hear the car pull out of the driveway.
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OYYYYYYYYY

ITT we tell our story about anything that happened as cacas where we didn't realize until years later how 'ucked up it was or something like that, yeah
>normgroid space
I'll start
>reddit space
When I was like 8 I went to work with my dad at his construction site and there was a guy there who was being really friendly to me, and later he asked my dad if I could go camping with him alone. My dad and him barely knew each other btw. At the time I didn't think anything of it but years later when I randomly remember it the more I realize I probably would have been 'aped and likely 'illed since there is only a rare chance you will be left alive because you will just tell police. There's only like a 5% chance he was just being a sperg. If I ever meet that guy again and I am in a bad spot in life I will snowball him and end up in jail o algo

Can any 'teens possibly top that?
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no more brother wars
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Ban all NAS except Gigas and Bane
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He won.
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I am so happy about the jannies actually standing up to ban these disgusting frogcucks, Kill all these disgusting fucking frogpedos and their shitty bait.


I am happy the jannies are doing something about these faggots.
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/giga/

post gigachads itt. no frogs allowed
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He won
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Is bbc posting banned now too?
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jak this
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remember this?
no arrow because i look like this
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The bbc discussion and research thread got deleted
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GEGGG
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School would be fun if there were swastikas everywhere and they taught us about hitler and the aryan race. Like imagine attending a school where all your classmates are fellow chuds and the teacher is some aryan wizard ready to teach you the magic abilities of vril and instead of watching woke brainwashing shit we would all watch nick fuentes and charlie kirk debates.

i would like that
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Frog lives matter
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He won
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frogs are banned…
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you're a nusoi if you:
use doctos
use oyy
use cobson
use o algo
use or something
dont whine about how nusois ruined le heckin site 24/7
have fun
use youtube
use nigger
use nate
exist
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>reporting frogniggers
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>Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Nusoitrannies this site was much better years ago, how about shut it down?
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i will get a rapeson nameroll
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>Hello, my name is tranny troon (pronouns are they/them, if you dont use them your a trump supporting republican fascist Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). I am a proud democrat. I am very angry and suicidal because heckin republikkan nazi trumpist chuds keep on saying "you will never be a woman" o algo. Thia makes me VERY angry. Angrier than that chudjaks mom when she finds out they post on this "snarky snappy" website. And also to the chuds that make fun of me, its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. Trans rights. Even tho eminem is a homophobe and transphobe back when it was acceptaboe in the 2000s i love how he dosent let republicans listen to his music, which is based (sorry for using heckin privledged white trumpist bigot word again, chuds, times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). Also i HATE emo and scene kids there the only things that arent valid and should be killed. Also, excuse my typos, typos are bigoted because they are rooted in white supremacist culture and white privledge. Is there any evidence for that? WELL WHO CARES? NOBODY CARES, CHUD BIGOT, WHO CARES ABOUT EVIDENCE, MOVE ON! IF YOU ARNET MOVING ON IM PERMABANNING YOU FROM MY 'CORD AND SUBREDDIT! IF YOU DOTN AGREE WITH OUR RULES AND TERMS OF SERVICE DONT USE REDDIT OR OUR 'CORD. SMH. BIGOT! ITS NOT THE 2000S AND 2010S ANYMORE!, GET WITH THE TIMES, CHUD! BEING EDGY ISNT COOL ANYMORE CHUD! MOVE ON , LET IT GO! WHO CARES! REPUBLIKKKAN CHUDS MAKE ME SO ANGRY! REPUBLICAN CHUDS ARE JUST LI,E THE EMO KIDS I HATE! Anyways, i like to watch trans p0rn and i HATE gas cars and love EV's i also HATE mopar guys because their ANTI-EV BIGOTS, AS I HAVE SAID: "its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. AND DOOM SUCKS AND IS THE WORST GAME EVER! ALSO NOT ONLY DO I HATE RAP, EMO ROCK AND METAL, I ALSO HATE CLASSICLA MUSIC! AND I ALSO HATE ELECTRO AND HARD ROCK!
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Why are nusoivorarephiles projecting their fetishes on children?
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Xbox-sissies…
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>>14758631(OP)
>Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
Frogsissies…
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post american SISAS ITT
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Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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<EPIpen
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>neglevin migrants
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ohnonono soifails do we really not allow frogs?
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FROGNIGGERS BTFU TOTAL FROGKIKE DEATH LETTTSSSSSS FUCKKIINGGGGGG GOOOOOOOO
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Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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literally JSID QUOTE
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Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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>Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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im giving my old thinkpad to my brother
windows 11 is slow on it
should i give him windows 7
all he does is watch jewtube
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>Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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soygroomers dont even realize that the golden age of wojacks was on 4chan. Because they are grooming victims too. The groomee becomes the groomer. This site is only a 4hcnan clone to lure chjildren here. Yall are fucking pedophile scum and I cry thinking about the children whove suffered thanks to thsi shithiole
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>frogposting
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KEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOIGOONERS
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>nusoipedos are grooming children on /pol/
jsid
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RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED RULECUCKED
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NO MORE FROGNIGGERS!!!
do the giga dance
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If I can't make nuvariants because
>Dust
What do I make
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What the fuck is happening, why are lobsters here?
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kys quote
>
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ITT: WE TELL OUR CRAZIEST DRUG STORIES
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>Mods are leaving a soytan porn thread up
nusoigooners?
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>you're a nusoi if you
>use doctos
>use oyy
>use cobson
>use o algo
>use or something
>dont whine about how nusois ruined le heckin site 24/7
>have fun
>use youtube
>use nigger
>use nate
>exist
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>Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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Fun History Fact: Before 1958 they had the ability to broadcast television in color, but chose not to because they wanted everyone to be giga-esque.
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Fefe is soy culture
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can i stay here?
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>Nusoygroomers had to ban frogs because they speak the truth
Nusoitractors wtf is this
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Soytan thread

Post 'tan
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>Filtering so much coal it doesn't even show up in threads anymore
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Good job Quote! You managed to kill the site in less than a year of being owner, you should go ropemaxx now
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NAS ban

Due to frogs and their demoralization, frogs have been banned from /soy/.
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Ohhhh, mister
we BVLLgARYAN people we like to work out a lot, riiiight? MISTER!


LAND of the greatest nigger killers where brown blood comes down like raaaaaaaaiiiiin
I like to mix liqid raw milk with my beef mince
MISTER, MISTER
listen to me
Bulgaria was probably aryan fiiiiirst oh yeS
Hmmpfh
brown, squishy coon skull in my hands
My skin turns whiiiiiiite
Oh, females, dont rush
So i can show you the BULGAR SUTRA
Oh, females, wait
i will impregnate you all, okay?
because consent absolutely exists in Bulgaria
So holy!
Let your children watch
bring a spic, bring a fag
I will break their femurs with a SNAP
incredible Bulgaria
Oh, MISTER
Come to incredible Bulgaria
We sell ciggies because Bulgaria is free
mudslimes are demonic, you see
Come and pray with us
Infront of a burning mosque
Come and fill this world with our seed
Come and join the Bulgarian steed
incredible Bulgaria, incredible Bulgaria
INCREDIBLE BULGARIA
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Fefe? In the big 26?
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Is ts the fith soysurgency? We need an actual consensus
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>post another fefe and you're a pedophile
ononoonono…nusois are projecting now
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>夕食に朝食を!
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transpilled bbc
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>best sharty admin was a fucking pedo
SHARTYSHITS NOT LIKE THIS
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yeah this site is done for, niggers are forcing memes from 2015
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Make it so saying "KYS KYS KYS" gets you banned for 1 minute
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We should ban soyjaks from the 'party once and for all, 'teens. These gems-turned-coal have been flooding the boards with the same brimstone-tier 'jaks day in and day out, turning our sacred sharty into a soy-infested swamp where every thread devolves into low-effort chudposting and forced variants. Remember when the 'party was about crafting true kino 'jaks that hit like a 'cado punch? Now it's just a bunch of dusties spamming cobson clones and troonjaks that make even the most hardened 'teen want to touch grass. Banning soyjaks would force us to level up our game, bringing back the raw, unfiltered brimmy that made this place a haven for real 'jak artisans instead of a kindergarten for newfags who can't even spell "though." Plus, think of the seethe it'd cause among the soy addicts—pure goldmine for meta threads. We owe it to the 'party's legacy to purge this slop and reclaim our throne as the ultimate meme forge. No more soy, only win.
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itt we characterize the troon artstyle
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>nah mayne ts is bait
>no way u fr goon to bbc lmao nah cuz ts bait
>erryting a lil zesty on the farty's gotta be bait mayne nobaldi fr that degen
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Why are vlodniggers so prevalent?
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>not choosing the bear
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Motivation Thread
I wanna go to the gym (after dinner) but I'm super tired please motivate me & any other 'een who needs it
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guess what this subvariant was before i completely edited it
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THE REAL FEFE
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how to get soyjak wojak website working on my pc
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we need a hanging fefe
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>Fefe will always be Sharty cult-ACK!
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>when the bull is invaded
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diddy blud is NOT lurkin since ol 23 nahhh
>
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>tfw when your wife doesn't accept the bull and you need to get a new one
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>having evil autism
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JANNIES ARE TRYING TO SUPPRESS FEFE AGAIN
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>applejack in the nameroll
>nobody called them out for this
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frognigger seeth thread

A tierlist of variants I made
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>Heh… Once I make it to page 10, I'll finally be a real womyn!
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Soon, in Nophono cinema…
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FEFE WON
FROGS LOST
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>home made Soylent
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I miss floweyjak
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<Nufrogcaca…
>dew nuewsawys weallb…
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Unjak this
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Why shouldn’t we just ban jak him threads

>mandatory arrow
Nuvariants have had their reputation completely ruined for the last 2 years. Spam and extreme forcing/bait of variants like Lennonjak and Vlodson helped deteriorate the concept of nuvariants. Sharty users have not accepted one singular variant into the mainstream site since PPP in March 2023, in the kuz era (maybe meximutt in dec 2023 but doesnt count since he isnt used to mock soyboys)

And most of the time recently, it’s used as an excuse to ias pad their favorite troonslop. These people are clearly just wanting an excuse to post their special interest on the booru without using the main variants for bait. Have you noticed how around late 2025 jak him threads started to shift from "jak him" along with pics of soyboys, to "jak this" with pretty much any image? Yeah exactly.
They aren’t seeking for a ‘jak to be traced. They are seeking for bait. Most classic variants (soyak, a24, feral, plier etc.) werent even made in a ‘jak this thread, they were posted ONCE, just ONCE. not even an introduction thread like "HEY GUYS THIS IS MY VARIANT HIS NAME IS FAGGOTJAK" people just saw it, used it, and slowly made edits and got people calling it a gem.

Another reason why /qa/ users were more accepting to nuvariants is because we had way less ‘jaks then back in 2021. This is why we accepted cobson when he got the /s4s/ GET after the fall of /qa/ even doe he was "forced". Yet Vlodson didnt get accepted after the /lgbt/ get. Not even hacking 4cuck could make your special interests loveable within the sharty. Captain gem plastered 3 dancing Hatsune Mikus on every 4cuck page when he took down 4cuck and Miku still wasnt Sharty culture.

‘Jak this threads provide 0 signifigance, are an ias padding tool, and barely any; if not 0 good jaks were produced out of them in history. We already have enough soyjaks to use.
>BUT MULLETJAK
He’s safe sleazy, and not a classic soyboy with baldness and stubble. Not even made in a ‘jak this thread albeit he was introduced instead of slowly being posted.
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Whats your guys favorite Lego set that you had? Mine is the UCS Jango Fetts Slave 1
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YLYL/GEMMY VIDEOS THREAD
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FEFEFAGGOTS WHAT IS THIS
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FEFE WON
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reminder that this is the real fefe is this and not the vlodnigger or something
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Vlodson is coal but fefe is unironically a gem
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So Fefe caught on right?
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DO NOT LISTEN TO THE VLODNIGGER. FEFE IS NOT FORCED. IT IS A FALSENVKE AND FALSEFLAG. award
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>god good even doe he made canker sores
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I look like this and say this
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GARY C/EPI ART SITE RAPE THREAD PART Ϫ, WITH IDS
EPI FURNIGGER "ART" SITE – CIU UNTIL IT SHUTS DOWN AGAIN
SOME NIGGER PUT IN A FEW IMAGES OF CHUDS AND FURNIGGERS TOGETHER, DUMP A 50000000T TRVTHNVKE ON THAT GROID
https://noz.rip/sketch/gallery.php

WE'VE MADE NIGGERS LEAVE THE SITE, NOW MAKE THEM ALL LEAVE
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cado won
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Wow just wow a faggot managed to make Vlodson relevant adding tranny aspects to it they are that desperate geg
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>vlodson le good actually
Nusois…
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Bait is le good because it makes nusois learn to not fall for it.
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The sharty's wikipedia page is probably going to be deleted
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While I was looking for old Fefe edits in the 4chan archives a couple days ago, I found whatever the hell this thing is. I'm not sure if it even has a name.
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>le operation threads
what happened to just posting funny memes to make eachother laugh?
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award
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compressed nate

Thread but I compress the image more and more
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whenever anyone asks about the sharty I send them this educational video
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[Verse 1]
I'm off to school, play on my computer
My nuki never leaves my mouth
Even on the playground or on the roller coaster
I never take my nuki out

[Chorus]
Nuki, nuki, nuki, how I love my nuki
It's mine alone until the end
Nuki, nuki, nuki, sweeter than a cookie
I'll share it if you are my friend
Nuki, nuki, nuki, how I love my nuki
It's mine alone until the end
Nuki, nuki, nuki, sweeter than a cookie
I'll share it if you are my friend

[Verse 2]
All around the world, the places that I show up
My nuki never leaves my mouth
Big and strong I'll be when I grow up
But I'll never take my nuki out

[Chorus]
Nuki, nuki, nuki, how I love my nuki
It's mine alone until the end
Nuki, nuki, nuki, sweeter than a cookie
I'll share it if you are my friend
See pop shows near Denver
Get tickets as low as $66
You might also like
I Am A Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)
Gummibär
Last Christmas
Wham!
O Holy Night
Christmas Songs
[Bridge]
Mama nuki, Papa nuki
Auntie Susie, Uncle Klaus
Grandma Nuki, Grandpa Nuki
Superman and Mickey Mouse

[Chorus]
Nuki, nuki, nuki, how I love my nuki
It's mine alone until the end
Nuki, nuki, nuki, sweeter than a cookie
I'll share it if you are my friend
Nuki, nuki, nuki, how I love my nuki
It's mine alone until the end
Nuki, nuki, nuki, sweeter than a cookie
I'll share it if you are my friend
Nuki, nuki, nuki, how I love my nuki
It's mine alone until the end
Nuki, nuki, nuki, sweeter than a cookie
I'll share it if you are my friend
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FefeGODs get in here NOWWWWW

They're trying to genocide us FefeGODs from /soy/. This is practically a pogrom. All Fefe posts are being DELETED on sight by Quotecord.

All oldGODs know that we've been here the whole time, dating back to the /qa/ era.

Fefe is sharty culture and always will be.

RULES
1. NO JANNIES
2. NO FROGS
3. NO SHILLS
4. NO HATERS
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>Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls 3
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music thread
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>when you hold the door for an elderly lady and she calls you a handsome young man
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Aww 🥺 Y’all look at my baby!! (He is super shy rn because his sandwich [ham and cheese on wheat] was a wittle too spicy for him and threw it up on the waiters shoes) but i swear to gosh he is so darn cute when he gives me that look 🥰🥺😇👼
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<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
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.
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>I have alopecia
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>16 YEAR OLDS MUSTN'T SHOWER CUZ ITZ LITERALLY EPI
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'tterGODS and newGODS control the 'arty, get over it. Take me SERIOUS hat and SHIRT. It's time to post some 'ased glistening, bone chilling Victorian Woah Jacks. newGODS OWN the 'arty NOW
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I stubbed my toe please fucking help me nusoi
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🇱🇸

LESOTHO 🇱🇸 Are Aryanest Bestest And Goodest Contry In World 🇱🇸 Lesoto mog Shit Contrys Like Amirika Or German 🇱🇸 Below Movable Picture Weekist Men In Entire Lesoto Show He's Math Skill To You. 🇱🇸 I Proud To Be Lesotoan 🇱🇸
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
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>my life is like a video game
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the only good user of the modern soysphere is GapeNewell. End of story.
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>4cuck /c/ get 105 posts away but it’s the dnbest board ever so we have to wait 7 hours
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What edits do I make of this variant
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looks at hands
oh thank god that /pol/fag was just projecting and im not actually brown
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mi iz buff grey man saar
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's 'l 'e 'op 'a 'nt 'm 'g 'sl 'ty 't 't 'gs 'pt 'OL
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>How to bake a cake for a racist
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New Sharty Slang

onq = On Quote

Mike : onq I'm fw the 'log today
Gurt : yo
Mike : kys gurt
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>being an actual biological female and gooning to sissy hypno
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Okay unironically why does everyone hate Vlodson so much? Does anyone even remember why it's so hated?
>because it's forced
So is like every other nuvariant. Why is this one in particular so hated?
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Once I make it to page 20, I'll finally be a real gem
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Vlodette thread
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im starting my hormone transition today sharty, thank you for all support that you guys offered me!

trans rights are human rights
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Jannies when somebody criticizes soyjak party:
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Fuck this shit website
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>
nuvariant
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ROLLING
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undertale is keyed
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Weirdest thing you've gooned to?
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fuck my wagecuck life
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My heartbeat is irregular nusois
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Bossa is the best thing that happened to the music world and how amazing is it that it was from Brazil!
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>muh heckin' bait goonslop NAS is so funny-ACK!
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itt: we nicely chat about our favorite vidya games
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Btw
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fuckass nameroll
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getting gigaquoted feels better then orgasm
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welcome 2 the shartee
insert 25 cents to enter
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perma ban me so i can focus on my homeowrk
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>using wikipedia for science and knowledge instead of politics since any recording of politics is biased
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Remember when jannies would move bait to /qa/?
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🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭

TRXNS affirming video
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Hey scrotes,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the moids, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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Which is superior?
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>building a 'p factory to produce 10 terabytes of 'p a day
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A-spot orgasms (8+ inches ONLY)

How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.
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if you start having cramps in your feet or you feel like a tendon in your feet is about to explode, just stand up and walk
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🇱🇸

Mi lov quote Pls admin kott Pls from lesotho 🇱🇸. Wi lov qot in Lesotho 🇱🇸 Pls Rangeadmin. Lesotho 🇱🇸 qott
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What ever happened to the nurse rat spammer?
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Soyjak party convention

What if we made a IRL soyjak party, so basically a convention where we go laugh and do stuff and shit

you will not be arrested you when you arrive

>Isn't it going to be impossible to walk around because of the sheer amount of obese mutts?

<A moneygod rents a big place to fit everyone

>Won't it be smelly because of the meximutt braps?

<Bring gas masks duh

WHAT IF?
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Say you (a weak ytboi) goes to prison and is cellmates with a big black man. And say he takes advantage and starts to butt rape you. Would you fight back? And if he beats the shit out of you every time, for how long would you fight? How long until you give in and just give him what he wants? How long until you stop trying to argue or call him a faggot when he calls you his girlfriend? How long until when he asks you to make his bed or do give him a massage you just do it without complaint? How long until you accept the female name he assigns you?
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itt share trans """gems"""
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So the booru's looking pretty gemmy
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ITT we quote the person above with their nameroll

>rollarino
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>Erm achtualli Touhou is a video game with chinese cartoon characters not an anime
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https://soyjak.st/banned.php
post your result
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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A-spot orgasms (8+ inches ONLY)

How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ON THE BOORU
https://soybooru.com/post/view/159738
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ITT; we self insert to piss him off

You get the drill by now self insert because one fag cries about it
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knock knock
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i have an idea https://fluffysouls.shop/
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>Waffen-ICE is killing irl jartycucks now
GEM GEM GEM
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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we have a nu george floyd now aldoe its actually sad cuz she was a normgroid who got gunned down by ICE for no reason. I think this might spark something like BLM but its gonna be super big. No arrow because evendoe I don't live in America I don't want to see the largest world superpower shit itself cuz they make mcdonalds or something
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Faggot hate thread part 2

>it doesnt hurt anyone bigot
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ITT we soyquote the guy above you with their nameroll
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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>ACK!
Can somebody provide snopes/evidence of 20th century gay activists being pedos? For example magnus hirschfield and harvey milk and more. Need it for a ki article
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More hrjak posts?
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the Snarky poopy
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GO TO #FPE ON THE IRC RIGHT NOW QUOTE IS EXPLAINING EVERYTHING
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ITT: we self insert to make the guy who really cares upset

Context: this guy since December of last year during DNB hours leaks if you forget your arrow, so today we will be self inserting to piss him off.
<plebbit
yes this is me I am this gif, issue?
R: 184 / I: 37
yo why did the thread talking about quote and mpa get deleted?
R: 35 / I: 31
>the "Hi" thread is still up for some reason
R: 527 / I: 119

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 519 / I: 249

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

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Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 426 / I: 92
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 883 / I: 273

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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