R: 4 / I: 3
>being afraid of death
<being afraid of the day you stop posting on the sharty
^being nophono
>being afraid of death
<being afraid of the day you stop posting on the sharty
^being nophono
R: 598 / I: 209
OPERATION 404 - DAY 5
The goal is simple, get as much brimstone taken down from the internet as possible, by any means necessary. We 'oxxed so many niggers during NNN, but it is a great failure on our part that not a single one has deleted fucking everything. This should be our goal
METHODS:
This is where past operations have failed miserably. Simply sending 'za isn't enough on its own. We need more severe methods, such as:
momNVKES
Easily one of the most effective ways of getting a target to DFE. You simply find their parents' contact details (FB, email, phono) and inform them what their child is doing. For an example of how effective a momNVKE can be, see https://soyjakwiki.org/AXLE-NEXUS-FOX (this nigger has not returned to the internet since)
glowNVKES
If the target creates illegal material in their country/state of residence (loli/cub is illegal in many countries and US states btw), you can inform the local authorities via an anonymous tip email. The US and UK offer a 1000 USD/GBP reward for a felony conviction resulting from an anonymous tip via crimestoppers if that matters. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS SWATTING
registrarNVKES
Many sites host material that violates the policies of their domain registrar and web host. You can find out who is responsible for hosting a site here https://hostingchecker.com/ and check domain registrar here https://www.whois.com/whois/
once you have the abuse report email, you can inform them of the relevant antimatter (provide an exact url in the email)
skiddyNVKES
I am not sure on the jannies' feelings on this, so if it is against the rules, don't do it. Thoughever they have allowed many gemmy hacking operations in the past so I assume it is OK.
You can use breached passwords to log into their accounts and DFE yourself. It is also possible to post chuddy gems and report them so they get 'nished
THE END GOAL IS TO CREATE A 'KI GALLERY OF 404 SCREENSHOT GEMMIES
'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation:_404
DAY 4 'CHIVE
(saved from joon cattywipe because i still had the tab open)
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0109-0147-27/https://chivedeity.neocities.org:443/op404-day4
OPERATION 404 - DAY 5
The goal is simple, get as much brimstone taken down from the internet as possible, by any means necessary. We 'oxxed so many niggers during NNN, but it is a great failure on our part that not a single one has deleted fucking everything. This should be our goal
METHODS:
This is where past operations have failed miserably. Simply sending 'za isn't enough on its own. We need more severe methods, such as:
momNVKES
Easily one of the most effective ways of getting a target to DFE. You simply find their parents' contact details (FB, email, phono) and inform them what their child is doing. For an example of how effective a momNVKE can be, see https://soyjakwiki.org/AXLE-NEXUS-FOX (this nigger has not returned to the internet since)
glowNVKES
If the target creates illegal material in their country/state of residence (loli/cub is illegal in many countries and US states btw), you can inform the local authorities via an anonymous tip email. The US and UK offer a 1000 USD/GBP reward for a felony conviction resulting from an anonymous tip via crimestoppers if that matters. THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS SWATTING
registrarNVKES
Many sites host material that violates the policies of their domain registrar and web host. You can find out who is responsible for hosting a site here https://hostingchecker.com/ and check domain registrar here https://www.whois.com/whois/
once you have the abuse report email, you can inform them of the relevant antimatter (provide an exact url in the email)
skiddyNVKES
I am not sure on the jannies' feelings on this, so if it is against the rules, don't do it. Thoughever they have allowed many gemmy hacking operations in the past so I assume it is OK.
You can use breached passwords to log into their accounts and DFE yourself. It is also possible to post chuddy gems and report them so they get 'nished
THE END GOAL IS TO CREATE A 'KI GALLERY OF 404 SCREENSHOT GEMMIES
'KI PAGE
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation:_404
DAY 4 'CHIVE
(saved from joon cattywipe because i still had the tab open)
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0109-0147-27/https://chivedeity.neocities.org:443/op404-day4
R: 41 / I: 13
All oldGODs know that we've been here the whole time, dating back to the /qa/ era.
Fefe is sharty culture and always will be.
RULES
1. NO JANNIES
2. NO FROGS
3. NO SHILLS
4. NO HATERS
FefeGODs get in here NOWWWWW
They're trying to genocide us FefeGODs from /soy/. This is practically a pogrom. All Fefe posts are being DELETED on sight by Quotecord.All oldGODs know that we've been here the whole time, dating back to the /qa/ era.
Fefe is sharty culture and always will be.
RULES
1. NO JANNIES
2. NO FROGS
3. NO SHILLS
4. NO HATERS
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT: jaks you would like to see
I'll start
variant:ppp: Warning: may randomly start talking about HARPSICHORD
ITT: jaks you would like to see
I'll start
variant:ppp: Warning: may randomly start talking about HARPSICHORD
R: 8 / I: 2
itt you look like your nameroll
itt you look like your nameroll
R: 1 / I: 0
What ever happened to the nurse rat spammer?
What ever happened to the nurse rat spammer?
R: 22 / I: 22
DUEL ME
I need soyjaks for my new pc but im not going on the booru because the booru sucks cock please soyduel me
R: 10 / I: 2
Which is more IAS: Vlodson or Fefe?
R: 29 / I: 17
Syndromejak Adventure Thread
It's a nice day outside. 'drome sits in his room and enjoys his favorite hobby - browsing plebbit and farming karma on r/wholesome. What happens next?
R: 6 / I: 2
how do i use this website?
how do i use this website?
R: 0 / I: 0
>
this goat is ias
>
this goat is ias
R: 113 / I: 20
frognigger seeth thread
A tierlist of variants I made
R: 2 / I: 1
which one is more IAS?
R: 1 / I: 0
>YO! WHERE ALL THE WHYTE WOMEN AT?
<how do you niggers like my new a-kay-kay-kay? *BANG!*
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET!
>YO! WHERE ALL THE WHYTE WOMEN AT?
<how do you niggers like my new a-kay-kay-kay? *BANG!*
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET!
R: 6 / I: 1
Say you (a weak ytboi) goes to prison and is cellmates with a big black man. And say he takes advantage and starts to butt rape you. Would you fight back? And if he beats the shit out of you every time, for how long would you fight? How long until you give in and just give him what he wants? How long until you stop trying to argue or call him a faggot when he calls you his girlfriend? How long until when he asks you to make his bed or do give him a massage you just do it without complaint? How long until you accept the female name he assigns you?
Say you (a weak ytboi) goes to prison and is cellmates with a big black man. And say he takes advantage and starts to butt rape you. Would you fight back? And if he beats the shit out of you every time, for how long would you fight? How long until you give in and just give him what he wants? How long until you stop trying to argue or call him a faggot when he calls you his girlfriend? How long until when he asks you to make his bed or do give him a massage you just do it without complaint? How long until you accept the female name he assigns you?
R: 125 / I: 51
itt share trans """gems"""
itt share trans """gems"""
R: 3 / I: 1
TRUTHNVKE ALERT!
TRUTHNVKE ALERT!
R: 3 / I: 1
>when you hold the door for an elderly lady and she calls you a handsome young man
>when you hold the door for an elderly lady and she calls you a handsome young man
R: 11 / I: 4
<ACK-
<ACK-
R: 2 / I: 1
Allow approver jannies to deny brim and antimatter like fetish porn
Allow approver jannies to deny brim and antimatter like fetish porn
R: 2 / I: 0
undertale is keyed
undertale is keyed
R: 1 / I: 0
Does anyone have the video of the guy singing a sonic song but he changed the lyrics to say something about hating niggers
Does anyone have the video of the guy singing a sonic song but he changed the lyrics to say something about hating niggers
R: 0 / I: 0
I hate the SPED high school foster student literal nigger's ebonic bix nood vernacular niggerbabble. This is as me a retard SPED myself.
I hate the SPED high school foster student literal nigger's ebonic bix nood vernacular niggerbabble. This is as me a retard SPED myself.
R: 6 / I: 2
FACT 73% of Males that don't engage in sexual intercourse have
1. Low testosterone (built to take hrt)
2. Short stature (built to take bbc)
3. Low facial masculinity (saves plastic surgery money)
4. A gempass
FACT 73% of Males that don't engage in sexual intercourse have
1. Low testosterone (built to take hrt)
2. Short stature (built to take bbc)
3. Low facial masculinity (saves plastic surgery money)
4. A gempass
R: 2 / I: 0
<flags enabled
/fag/ 🇮🇱
/soy/ is getting a rebrand.<flags enabled
R: 9 / I: 1
Why is it that I frequently jerk off to gay bbc porn but I never find men irl to be attractive? I'll literally jerk off to niggers fucking white guys in the ass, or just straight up pictures of back dick, but when I see a nigger in public I feel nothing. Even doe most foids I see I want to fuck.
Why is it that I frequently jerk off to gay bbc porn but I never find men irl to be attractive? I'll literally jerk off to niggers fucking white guys in the ass, or just straight up pictures of back dick, but when I see a nigger in public I feel nothing. Even doe most foids I see I want to fuck.
R: 2 / I: 1
>I’m pooping and peeing in my shorts
>I’m pooping and peeing in my shorts
R: 8 / I: 0
Which is superior?
Which is superior?
R: 7 / I: 1
Any other mobilefag around here?
Any other mobilefag around here?
R: 0 / I: 0
OYYYYYYYYYY CHUDDIES ARE LITERAL GENOPHILES
OYYYYYYYYYY CHUDDIES ARE LITERAL GENOPHILES
R: 10 / I: 3
New 'toss
New 'toss
R: 0 / I: 0
Okay unironically why does everyone hate Vlodson so much? Does anyone even remember why it's so hated?
>because it's forced
So is like every other nuvariant. Why is this one in particular so hated?
Okay unironically why does everyone hate Vlodson so much? Does anyone even remember why it's so hated?
>because it's forced
So is like every other nuvariant. Why is this one in particular so hated?
R: 6 / I: 3
>variant:vlodson (604)
Why are jannies letting the Vlodkike samefag xer shitty splicejak into becoming a main variant? Does nobody have a problem with that?
<
>variant:vlodson (604)
Why are jannies letting the Vlodkike samefag xer shitty splicejak into becoming a main variant? Does nobody have a problem with that?
<
R: 7 / I: 1
>How it feels when you see someone using a soyjak with the filename you wrote
Fresh juicy memes - everyday 7 PM british time 😂
Daily dank meme:>How it feels when you see someone using a soyjak with the filename you wrote
R: 33 / I: 9
>erm actually soyboys went extinc-
>erm actually soyboys went extinc-
R: 9 / I: 6
getting gigaquoted feels better then orgasm
getting gigaquoted feels better then orgasm
R: 6 / I: 2
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.
7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.
I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.
7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.
I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
>r/GrowYourClit
>r/GrowYourClit
R: 1 / I: 0
Why are they all like this?
1000+ years of inbreeding and the VVhiteRqce hasn't come very far…
You mountain monkeys are all built for BBC!
Why are they all like this?
1000+ years of inbreeding and the VVhiteRqce hasn't come very far…
You mountain monkeys are all built for BBC!
R: 9 / I: 3
OYYYY
OYYYY
R: 0 / I: 0
niggers in ma bunghole niggers in ma bunghol
niggers in ma bunghole niggers in ma bunghol
R: 1 / I: 1
>debating with greek philosophers
>debating with greek philosophers
R: 22 / I: 3
Soyjak Party is starting to have more online influence than 4cuck, but what do you think about the endgame of our active user count?
A: Soyjak Party never overtakes 4chan
B: Soyjak Party has its moment in the sun and then becomes deader than the jarty
C: Soyjak Party overtakes 4chan by a bit and then starts decaying, usually above it, but both descending into the dust forever
D: Soyjak Party grows higher in all-time peak activity than 4chan
E: Soyjak Party grows higher in all-time post count than 4chan
Soyjak Party is starting to have more online influence than 4cuck, but what do you think about the endgame of our active user count?
A: Soyjak Party never overtakes 4chan
B: Soyjak Party has its moment in the sun and then becomes deader than the jarty
C: Soyjak Party overtakes 4chan by a bit and then starts decaying, usually above it, but both descending into the dust forever
D: Soyjak Party grows higher in all-time peak activity than 4chan
E: Soyjak Party grows higher in all-time post count than 4chan
R: 39 / I: 6
TROON FETISH EPISTONE ON DER 'TUBE!!!
<reddit
You WILL report this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXmc7Un81JQ for sexual content and get it taken down NOW!!!
TROON FETISH EPISTONE ON DER 'TUBE!!!
You WILL report this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXmc7Un81JQ for sexual content and get it taken down NOW!!!
R: 120 / I: 21
>why should we do this
Foids have higher rates of OC and high effort posts per capita (peer-reviewed and fact-checked by Snopes), and it helps our community to catch up to the diversity quotas of Agenda 2030.
Getting foids to use our bald man with glasses website
Some 'teen had the idea to shill the 'Party to Pinterest, a site which has a majority foid userbase. I tried to make a post but some 'teens are saying it appears as a blank page. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1033294708272645544/>why should we do this
Foids have higher rates of OC and high effort posts per capita (peer-reviewed and fact-checked by Snopes), and it helps our community to catch up to the diversity quotas of Agenda 2030.
R: 3 / I: 0
you will not be arrested you when you arrive
>Isn't it going to be impossible to walk around because of the sheer amount of obese mutts?
<A moneygod rents a big place to fit everyone
>Won't it be smelly because of the meximutt braps?
<Bring gas masks duh
WHAT IF?
Soyjak party convention
What if we made a IRL soyjak party, so basically a convention where we go laugh and do stuff and shityou will not be arrested you when you arrive
>Isn't it going to be impossible to walk around because of the sheer amount of obese mutts?
<A moneygod rents a big place to fit everyone
>Won't it be smelly because of the meximutt braps?
<Bring gas masks duh
WHAT IF?
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we make an ARYAN ttrpg because the only ones people made suck, those being FATAL and RACIALHOLYWAR. we should do this because being autistic is aryan and it will BTFO the redditcucks and the youtubeniggers and a playable game where you kill niggers and jews would be keyed
ITT we make an ARYAN ttrpg because the only ones people made suck, those being FATAL and RACIALHOLYWAR. we should do this because being autistic is aryan and it will BTFO the redditcucks and the youtubeniggers and a playable game where you kill niggers and jews would be keyed
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT images with 'ru filename only
We put in 'jaks with a 'ru filename
R: 8 / I: 3
Anyone else enjoying a few craft beers this warm January afternoon?
Anyone else enjoying a few craft beers this warm January afternoon?
R: 6 / I: 3
>DID YOU JUST LIGHTLY BRUSH MY ASS WITH YOUR CAR GOING 5MPH
>MY LIFE IS IN IMMINENT DANGER I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EXECUTE YOU NOW *POW* *POW*
Why are conservicucks like this?, how could you tell?
>DID YOU JUST LIGHTLY BRUSH MY ASS WITH YOUR CAR GOING 5MPH
>MY LIFE IS IN IMMINENT DANGER I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EXECUTE YOU NOW *POW* *POW*
Why are conservicucks like this?, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 0
brimstone winter is upon us.
brimstone winter is upon us.
R: 5 / I: 2
Fuck this shit website
Fuck this shit website
R: 5 / I: 2
>'zelligtoilet
>'zelligtoilet
R: 9 / I: 1
>English is the official language of this site. You will not use any other langu-AACK!
>English is the official language of this site. You will not use any other langu-AACK!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 18 / I: 2
RAID this random furgnigger i found, hes streaming and only has like 4 viewers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPFl8ZYrs-g
RAID this random furgnigger i found, hes streaming and only has like 4 viewers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPFl8ZYrs-g
R: 0 / I: 0
>theyre having gay sex erotica parties on the irc again
>theyre having gay sex erotica parties on the irc again
R: 6 / I: 4
For centuries now the white female has lusted for the African phallus, and for centuries to come this will continue
For centuries now the white female has lusted for the African phallus, and for centuries to come this will continue
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 10 / I: 2
Hello, i havent used this website in 2 months, what did i miss?
Hello, i havent used this website in 2 months, what did i miss?
R: 3 / I: 0
what the fuck is this
what the fuck is this
R: 6 / I: 3
>Permanently banning all porn posters
We must start doing this
>Permanently banning all porn posters
We must start doing this
R: 0 / I: 0
>nah mayne ts is bait
>no way u fr goon to bbc lmao nah cuz ts bait
>erryting a lil zesty on the farty's gotta be bait mayne nobaldi fr that degen
>nah mayne ts is bait
>no way u fr goon to bbc lmao nah cuz ts bait
>erryting a lil zesty on the farty's gotta be bait mayne nobaldi fr that degen
R: 21 / I: 6
>N-nanna what the FUCK, you can't do that! It's not a scale!
<Oops, guess I've been making too many cookies
>This is abuse! My friends will hear about this
>N-nanna what the FUCK, you can't do that! It's not a scale!
<Oops, guess I've been making too many cookies
>This is abuse! My friends will hear about this
R: 5 / I: 4
>erm did you just ignore me today?
>sunlight is important chud, that's why I'm gonna make your head hurt the next time you go outside
Screw the sun man
>erm did you just ignore me today?
>sunlight is important chud, that's why I'm gonna make your head hurt the next time you go outside
Screw the sun man
R: 0 / I: 0
>'log
>'log
R: 16 / I: 1
Okay so… this is the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to me and I still want to disappear into the floor whenever I remember it (which is approximately every 47 seconds).
Last summer I was at this huge outdoor summer festival in my city. Super crowded, live music, food trucks, beer gardens, the whole vibe. I had been flirting with this girl on and off through text for like two weeks and we finally decided to meet there. Things were going… really well. Like, suspiciously well. We ended up finding a semi-hidden spot behind some big equipment cases and one of those giant inflatable slides — not completely private, but dark enough and kind of tucked away, or so I thought.
We started making out, hands everywhere, adrenaline + beer + "we just met in real life" energy = very bad decisions very quickly. She basically whispered "do it" and… yeah. I was way too worked up, zero refractory period, zero brain cells left. I pulled out literally one second too late.
And then the horror began.
The first powerful spurt went way farther than physics should allow. Like Olympic-level distance. It arced through the air and — I swear to god — landed on the bare shoulder of some random girl who was walking past with two of her friends. She froze. Looked at her shoulder. Looked up. Saw me. Saw my panicked face. Saw my still-dripping… situation.
Then the second and third shots (because apparently my body decided "go big or go home" was the motto of the evening) hit the ground right in front of them… and a little bit on the sneaker of one of the guys in their group.
Three seconds of dead silence.
Then the girl whose shoulder got hit lets out this loud "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" and her friend starts scream-laughing in that hysterical way people do when something is too awful to process. The guy looks at his shoe, looks at me, and just goes "…bro…" with the most disgusted-yet-amused face I've ever seen.
People nearby start noticing. Heads turn. Phones come out. I hear at least four different "ewwwwww"s and multiple "no fucking wayyyy"s. Someone (a dude) yells "NUT ALERT!" and suddenly like 15-20 people are looking directly at me while I'm still trying to stuff everything back into my pants with shaking hands.
The girl I was with? She just muttered "oh my god I'm so sorry" and fucking vanished into the crowd in like 0.8 seconds. Gone. Never saw her again.
I basically speed-walked/cry-ran through the entire festival with people pointing, laughing, making disgusted faces, and at least one group chanting "cum guy! cum guy!" (yes really). I found the nearest exit, got an Uber, and spent the next 72 hours in pure soul-crushing shame.
Moral of the story: never trust inflatable slides to provide adequate cover, and maybe invest in some self-control before attending public events.
I still can't go to that park without having a mini panic attack.
Kill me. 😢
my story
hello! Reddit r/stories,Okay so… this is the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to me and I still want to disappear into the floor whenever I remember it (which is approximately every 47 seconds).
Last summer I was at this huge outdoor summer festival in my city. Super crowded, live music, food trucks, beer gardens, the whole vibe. I had been flirting with this girl on and off through text for like two weeks and we finally decided to meet there. Things were going… really well. Like, suspiciously well. We ended up finding a semi-hidden spot behind some big equipment cases and one of those giant inflatable slides — not completely private, but dark enough and kind of tucked away, or so I thought.
We started making out, hands everywhere, adrenaline + beer + "we just met in real life" energy = very bad decisions very quickly. She basically whispered "do it" and… yeah. I was way too worked up, zero refractory period, zero brain cells left. I pulled out literally one second too late.
And then the horror began.
The first powerful spurt went way farther than physics should allow. Like Olympic-level distance. It arced through the air and — I swear to god — landed on the bare shoulder of some random girl who was walking past with two of her friends. She froze. Looked at her shoulder. Looked up. Saw me. Saw my panicked face. Saw my still-dripping… situation.
Then the second and third shots (because apparently my body decided "go big or go home" was the motto of the evening) hit the ground right in front of them… and a little bit on the sneaker of one of the guys in their group.
Three seconds of dead silence.
Then the girl whose shoulder got hit lets out this loud "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" and her friend starts scream-laughing in that hysterical way people do when something is too awful to process. The guy looks at his shoe, looks at me, and just goes "…bro…" with the most disgusted-yet-amused face I've ever seen.
People nearby start noticing. Heads turn. Phones come out. I hear at least four different "ewwwwww"s and multiple "no fucking wayyyy"s. Someone (a dude) yells "NUT ALERT!" and suddenly like 15-20 people are looking directly at me while I'm still trying to stuff everything back into my pants with shaking hands.
The girl I was with? She just muttered "oh my god I'm so sorry" and fucking vanished into the crowd in like 0.8 seconds. Gone. Never saw her again.
I basically speed-walked/cry-ran through the entire festival with people pointing, laughing, making disgusted faces, and at least one group chanting "cum guy! cum guy!" (yes really). I found the nearest exit, got an Uber, and spent the next 72 hours in pure soul-crushing shame.
Moral of the story: never trust inflatable slides to provide adequate cover, and maybe invest in some self-control before attending public events.
I still can't go to that park without having a mini panic attack.
Kill me. 😢
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<Nigga yo dere?
>Yeah nigga im righ hea on da otha side of da tree
<Nigga yo dere?
>Yeah nigga im righ hea on da otha side of da tree
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DC released a new troon character and its outfit looks like it was ripped off a troonjak from here lmao
DC released a new troon character and its outfit looks like it was ripped off a troonjak from here lmao
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So the booru's looking pretty gemmy
So the booru's looking pretty gemmy
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life is calm when you don't interact with bait
life is calm when you don't interact with bait
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guess what this subvariant was before i completely edited it
guess what this subvariant was before i completely edited it
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>if i approve porn one more time i'll finally become a real woman
>if i approve porn one more time i'll finally become a real woman
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remember this?
no arrow because i look like this
remember this?
no arrow because i look like this
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The sharty's wikipedia page is probably going to be deleted
The sharty's wikipedia page is probably going to be deleted
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2nd time jannies approved uncensored porn today btw if that matters
2nd time jannies approved uncensored porn today btw if that matters
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SkHC2LHi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SkHC2LHi4
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Btw
Btw
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>all 15 recent bans are for posting porn or ban evading to post porn
>all 15 recent bans are for posting porn or ban evading to post porn
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>tranny hating culture
>has mlp users with one being an admin
make it make sense nusois
>tranny hating culture
>has mlp users with one being an admin
make it make sense nusois
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WE FOUND HIM
WE FOUND HIM
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ITS NOT BAIT NUSOIS, THEY ARE ACTIVELY POSTING PORN AND NIGGERHELLBRIMSTONE TO DESTROY THE SHARTY.
ITS NOT BAIT NUSOIS, THEY ARE ACTIVELY POSTING PORN AND NIGGERHELLBRIMSTONE TO DESTROY THE SHARTY.
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https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=c&get=4444444&chan=4chan
Dead nigger of a board, but the GET is 163 posts away
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=c&get=4444444&chan=4chan
Dead nigger of a board, but the GET is 163 posts away
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>Hello, my name is tranny troon (pronouns are they/them, if you dont use them your a trump supporting republican fascist Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). I am a proud democrat. I am very angry and suicidal because heckin republikkan nazi trumpist chuds keep on saying "you will never be a woman" o algo. Thia makes me VERY angry. Angrier than that chudjaks mom when she finds out they post on this "snarky snappy" website. And also to the chuds that make fun of me, its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. Trans rights. Even tho eminem is a homophobe and transphobe back when it was acceptaboe in the 2000s i love how he dosent let republicans listen to his music, which is based (sorry for using heckin privledged white trumpist bigot word again, chuds, times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). Also i HATE emo and scene kids there the only things that arent valid and should be killed. Also, excuse my typos, typos are bigoted because they are rooted in white supremacist culture and white privledge. Is there any evidence for that? WELL WHO CARES? NOBODY CARES, CHUD BIGOT, WHO CARES ABOUT EVIDENCE, MOVE ON! IF YOU ARNET MOVING ON IM PERMABANNING YOU FROM MY 'CORD AND SUBREDDIT! IF YOU DOTN AGREE WITH OUR RULES AND TERMS OF SERVICE DONT USE REDDIT OR OUR 'CORD. SMH. BIGOT! ITS NOT THE 2000S AND 2010S ANYMORE!, GET WITH THE TIMES, CHUD! BEING EDGY ISNT COOL ANYMORE CHUD! MOVE ON , LET IT GO! WHO CARES! REPUBLIKKKAN CHUDS MAKE ME SO ANGRY! REPUBLICAN CHUDS ARE JUST LI,E THE EMO KIDS I HATE! Anyways, i like to watch trans p0rn and i HATE gas cars and love EV's i also HATE mopar guys because their ANTI-EV BIGOTS, AS I HAVE SAID: "its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. AND DOOM SUCKS AND IS THE WORST GAME EVER! ALSO NOT ONLY DO I HATE RAP, EMO ROCK AND METAL, I ALSO HATE CLASSICLA MUSIC! AND I ALSO HATE ELECTRO AND HARD ROCK!
>Hello, my name is tranny troon (pronouns are they/them, if you dont use them your a trump supporting republican fascist Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). I am a proud democrat. I am very angry and suicidal because heckin republikkan nazi trumpist chuds keep on saying "you will never be a woman" o algo. Thia makes me VERY angry. Angrier than that chudjaks mom when she finds out they post on this "snarky snappy" website. And also to the chuds that make fun of me, its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. Trans rights. Even tho eminem is a homophobe and transphobe back when it was acceptaboe in the 2000s i love how he dosent let republicans listen to his music, which is based (sorry for using heckin privledged white trumpist bigot word again, chuds, times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable). Also i HATE emo and scene kids there the only things that arent valid and should be killed. Also, excuse my typos, typos are bigoted because they are rooted in white supremacist culture and white privledge. Is there any evidence for that? WELL WHO CARES? NOBODY CARES, CHUD BIGOT, WHO CARES ABOUT EVIDENCE, MOVE ON! IF YOU ARNET MOVING ON IM PERMABANNING YOU FROM MY 'CORD AND SUBREDDIT! IF YOU DOTN AGREE WITH OUR RULES AND TERMS OF SERVICE DONT USE REDDIT OR OUR 'CORD. SMH. BIGOT! ITS NOT THE 2000S AND 2010S ANYMORE!, GET WITH THE TIMES, CHUD! BEING EDGY ISNT COOL ANYMORE CHUD! MOVE ON , LET IT GO! WHO CARES! REPUBLIKKKAN CHUDS MAKE ME SO ANGRY! REPUBLICAN CHUDS ARE JUST LI,E THE EMO KIDS I HATE! Anyways, i like to watch trans p0rn and i HATE gas cars and love EV's i also HATE mopar guys because their ANTI-EV BIGOTS, AS I HAVE SAID: "its not the 2000s any more.Times change, what was once acceptable (although questionable) online banter is now considered hate speech. You can get with the times and stop using vocabulary that makes entire groups of people uncomfortable or you can leave. AND DOOM SUCKS AND IS THE WORST GAME EVER! ALSO NOT ONLY DO I HATE RAP, EMO ROCK AND METAL, I ALSO HATE CLASSICLA MUSIC! AND I ALSO HATE ELECTRO AND HARD ROCK!
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>all roads lead home
>all roads lead home
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I genuinely hate oldtrannies so much that I hope this site gets invaded even more by xitter immigrants to make you faggots seethe
I genuinely hate oldtrannies so much that I hope this site gets invaded even more by xitter immigrants to make you faggots seethe
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>Dude, you can just ignore the giant middle finger. Just close your eyes!
>Dude, you can just ignore the giant middle finger. Just close your eyes!
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>And you, who have a warehouse of donkey semen in your fat belly, you friar's ball stuffed with dulce de leche, I mean diarrhea, you piece of shit whore that nobody can stand, you fucking bitch with a cheap cunt, you ugly bastard who scares dogs, you fat pig who breaks the scales, your cunt is dirty and rotten with envy, you cheap whore who sucks for a euro, you traitorous bitch and professional ass-licker, you monstrosity with a face like a multiple car accident, you sweaty whale with trembling love handles, you AIDS-ridden whore who infects just by talking, you stinking slut reeking of failure and other people's semen, you fat troll with tits sagging down to your knees, you human scum with a shitty name, you bastard whore daughter of an unknown father, you ugly obese woman who can't even get laid when she's drunk, your cunt is burst and hanging from so much use, you greasy pig who eats out of depression, you monster in a skirt who gives nightmares, you cuckolded whore happy with the leftovers, you face like a wrinkled ass and your soul is the same,
>And you, who have a warehouse of donkey semen in your fat belly, you friar's ball stuffed with dulce de leche, I mean diarrhea, you piece of shit whore that nobody can stand, you fucking bitch with a cheap cunt, you ugly bastard who scares dogs, you fat pig who breaks the scales, your cunt is dirty and rotten with envy, you cheap whore who sucks for a euro, you traitorous bitch and professional ass-licker, you monstrosity with a face like a multiple car accident, you sweaty whale with trembling love handles, you AIDS-ridden whore who infects just by talking, you stinking slut reeking of failure and other people's semen, you fat troll with tits sagging down to your knees, you human scum with a shitty name, you bastard whore daughter of an unknown father, you ugly obese woman who can't even get laid when she's drunk, your cunt is burst and hanging from so much use, you greasy pig who eats out of depression, you monster in a skirt who gives nightmares, you cuckolded whore happy with the leftovers, you face like a wrinkled ass and your soul is the same,
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Some jartycuck just posted Femjanny noods antimatter and it passed the approval and survived a few minutes, although I tried to supersage it before it got taken down
Some jartycuck just posted Femjanny noods antimatter and it passed the approval and survived a few minutes, although I tried to supersage it before it got taken down
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'toss
'toss
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>when the bull is angry
>when the bull is angry
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>’p’o’gcham’p
>’p’o’gcham’p
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https://soyjak.st/giga5/thread/5356.html
https://soyjak.st/giga5/thread/5356.html
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ITT we try to predict what Will happen in the sharty in 2026
>Another autistGOD forces another children's tv show
>Newfags arrive (like in every other year)
>New admin (possibly)
ITT we try to predict what Will happen in the sharty in 2026
>Another autistGOD forces another children's tv show
>Newfags arrive (like in every other year)
>New admin (possibly)
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THANK YOU BASED COBBLESTONE
THANK YOU BASED COBBLESTONE
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How can I farm Reddit karma for the next raid?
How can I farm Reddit karma for the next raid?
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>I diagnose with you TDS
>I diagnose with you TDS
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Fun History Fact: Before 1958 they had the ability to broadcast television in color, but chose not to because they wanted everyone to be giga-esque.
Fun History Fact: Before 1958 they had the ability to broadcast television in color, but chose not to because they wanted everyone to be giga-esque.
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>>14756198 GET acceleration thread
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>BUUUUUUT TYRONE, I WANNA SIT IN THE CLOSET AND WATCH YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY USED UP SPIC WHORE OF A WIFE WHO'S LIKE A DECADE OLDER THAN ME!!! WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? IS THAT THE RARE LIMITED EDITION JAPANESE EXCLUSIVE VERSION OF SONIC HEROES??? OH MY BUTCH HARTMAN! TYRONE, YOU HECCIN SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! CAN I GET A BASED NIGGER IN THE CHAT GUYS? >HEY WAIT, WHAT'S WITH THIS GAME SPINE? WAIT A SECOND, THIS VERSION OF SONIC HEROES IS FOR THE… XBOX??!??!!? >RRRAAAARRRGGHH!!! TYRONE, YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THE XBOX! THE XBOX IS LITERALLY AN INVENTION OF THE DEVIL, AND BY THE DEVIL I MEAN THE WHITE MAN! THE WHITE MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE ATROCITIES IN THE WORLD, SUCH AS RACIAL INEQUALITY AND MODERN FAMILY GUY! THAT'S WHY I LIKE SONIC HEROES, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS MADE BY BASED AND REDPILLED PEOPLE OF COLOR FROM JAPAN, AND NO I DO NOT F U C K I N G CARE ABOUT HOW THE GAMES ARE LITERALLY MADE TO APPEAL TO AMERICANS OR HOW THE CO CREATOR OF SONIC IS A SOCIOPATHIC PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEARLY GOT PEOPLE KILLED OVER A FUCKING GAME ENGINE! >WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR WUZ GOOD AND SHIEEET? TYRONE DON'T BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR ARE GOING TO BAND TOGETHER TO RIGHTFULLY ERADICATE W*ITE MEN LIKE ME, ITS JUST LIKE THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT AGAINST THE METAL OVERLORD WHERE SONIC AND HIS FRIENDS DEFEAT THE EVIL MENACE WITH THE SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK? AND SO WHAT IF THE JAPANESE MADE A BUNCH OF GOOKS SEX SLAVES, ALL KOREANS ARE GOOD FOR ARE FOR ANIMATING THE LONG AWAITED THREE PARTER SPECIAL OF THE SIMPSONS (WHICH IS GOING TO BE AN INTEGRAL PART OF WHY THE 37TH SEASON OF THE SHOW WILL BE ITS RETURN TO THE GOLDEN AGE) WHERE MARGE SIMPSON LEAVES HOMER FOR A BLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF WHILE BART SIMPSON ABANDONS HIS NAZI INCEL CHUD WAYS AND STARTS TAKING SCHOOL MANDATED HRT ANYWAY. >YOU LIKE THE XBOX BECAUSE IT HAS NBA 2K, FORTNITE AND GRAND THEFT AUTO? TYRONE THAT'S FUCKING ABSURD, ALL THREE OF THOSE GAMES HAVE TOO MANY MICROTRANSACTIONS, IT SAYS SO IN THE THIRTY MINUTE PEER REVIEWED COMMENTARIES BY MOISTCRITIKAL AND SOMEORDINARYGAMERS, AND TOO LITTLE SCENES OF MEN LIKE ME SITTING THEIR CHUDCEL ASSES DOWN AND LISTENING TO STRONG POC TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR. ALSO FORTNITE HAS CHUN LI IN IT AND THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW I PAID YOU ALL THIS MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DESTROYED HER PUSSY WHILE SHE'S WEARING HER CHUN LI COSTUME. >SIGH, SINCE I CAN'T WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME FOR PRO TRUCKER TR*MPIST QANON BOOMERS, I'LL HAVE TO WATCH SOME TV. IT LOOKS LIKE TYRONE AND MY WHORE WIFE WERE WATCHING SOMETHING… OH SHIT. OH FUCKING NO. THIS IS LIFE OF BRIAN, LITERALLY THE WORST EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY WHERE BRIAN GRIFFIN CEASED TO BE AN ICON OF CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WAS ONE TO BEGIN WITH. BUT MAYBE HE WASN'T WATCHING THAT, THE TV HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE… WAIT, WHAT DOES THIS BUMPER SAY? FOX IS ONLY GOING TO BE PLAYING LIFE OF BRIAN AND CHRISTMAS GUY FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT? ALRIGHT THAT'S FUCKING ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER *cocks shotgun* I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOUR TOMFOOLERY YOU RETARDED APE, YOU AND MY RETARDED SPIC WIFE ARE GOING TO MEET IBLIS IN CRISIS CITY WHICH IS CODE FOR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL (EVEN THOUGH RELIGION IS FOR CHUDS) YOU DUMB FUCKING GORILLA
>BUUUUUUT TYRONE, I WANNA SIT IN THE CLOSET AND WATCH YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY USED UP SPIC WHORE OF A WIFE WHO'S LIKE A DECADE OLDER THAN ME!!! WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? IS THAT THE RARE LIMITED EDITION JAPANESE EXCLUSIVE VERSION OF SONIC HEROES??? OH MY BUTCH HARTMAN! TYRONE, YOU HECCIN SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! CAN I GET A BASED NIGGER IN THE CHAT GUYS? >HEY WAIT, WHAT'S WITH THIS GAME SPINE? WAIT A SECOND, THIS VERSION OF SONIC HEROES IS FOR THE… XBOX??!??!!? >RRRAAAARRRGGHH!!! TYRONE, YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THE XBOX! THE XBOX IS LITERALLY AN INVENTION OF THE DEVIL, AND BY THE DEVIL I MEAN THE WHITE MAN! THE WHITE MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE ATROCITIES IN THE WORLD, SUCH AS RACIAL INEQUALITY AND MODERN FAMILY GUY! THAT'S WHY I LIKE SONIC HEROES, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS MADE BY BASED AND REDPILLED PEOPLE OF COLOR FROM JAPAN, AND NO I DO NOT F U C K I N G CARE ABOUT HOW THE GAMES ARE LITERALLY MADE TO APPEAL TO AMERICANS OR HOW THE CO CREATOR OF SONIC IS A SOCIOPATHIC PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEARLY GOT PEOPLE KILLED OVER A FUCKING GAME ENGINE! >WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR WUZ GOOD AND SHIEEET? TYRONE DON'T BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR ARE GOING TO BAND TOGETHER TO RIGHTFULLY ERADICATE W*ITE MEN LIKE ME, ITS JUST LIKE THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT AGAINST THE METAL OVERLORD WHERE SONIC AND HIS FRIENDS DEFEAT THE EVIL MENACE WITH THE SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK? AND SO WHAT IF THE JAPANESE MADE A BUNCH OF GOOKS SEX SLAVES, ALL KOREANS ARE GOOD FOR ARE FOR ANIMATING THE LONG AWAITED THREE PARTER SPECIAL OF THE SIMPSONS (WHICH IS GOING TO BE AN INTEGRAL PART OF WHY THE 37TH SEASON OF THE SHOW WILL BE ITS RETURN TO THE GOLDEN AGE) WHERE MARGE SIMPSON LEAVES HOMER FOR A BLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF WHILE BART SIMPSON ABANDONS HIS NAZI INCEL CHUD WAYS AND STARTS TAKING SCHOOL MANDATED HRT ANYWAY. >YOU LIKE THE XBOX BECAUSE IT HAS NBA 2K, FORTNITE AND GRAND THEFT AUTO? TYRONE THAT'S FUCKING ABSURD, ALL THREE OF THOSE GAMES HAVE TOO MANY MICROTRANSACTIONS, IT SAYS SO IN THE THIRTY MINUTE PEER REVIEWED COMMENTARIES BY MOISTCRITIKAL AND SOMEORDINARYGAMERS, AND TOO LITTLE SCENES OF MEN LIKE ME SITTING THEIR CHUDCEL ASSES DOWN AND LISTENING TO STRONG POC TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR. ALSO FORTNITE HAS CHUN LI IN IT AND THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW I PAID YOU ALL THIS MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DESTROYED HER PUSSY WHILE SHE'S WEARING HER CHUN LI COSTUME. >SIGH, SINCE I CAN'T WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME FOR PRO TRUCKER TR*MPIST QANON BOOMERS, I'LL HAVE TO WATCH SOME TV. IT LOOKS LIKE TYRONE AND MY WHORE WIFE WERE WATCHING SOMETHING… OH SHIT. OH FUCKING NO. THIS IS LIFE OF BRIAN, LITERALLY THE WORST EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY WHERE BRIAN GRIFFIN CEASED TO BE AN ICON OF CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WAS ONE TO BEGIN WITH. BUT MAYBE HE WASN'T WATCHING THAT, THE TV HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE… WAIT, WHAT DOES THIS BUMPER SAY? FOX IS ONLY GOING TO BE PLAYING LIFE OF BRIAN AND CHRISTMAS GUY FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT? ALRIGHT THAT'S FUCKING ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER *cocks shotgun* I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOUR TOMFOOLERY YOU RETARDED APE, YOU AND MY RETARDED SPIC WIFE ARE GOING TO MEET IBLIS IN CRISIS CITY WHICH IS CODE FOR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL (EVEN THOUGH RELIGION IS FOR CHUDS) YOU DUMB FUCKING GORILLA
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nu/qa/sissies…
nu/qa/sissies…
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im tired, quote
im tired, quote
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W SPEED
W SPEED
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compressed nate
Thread but I compress the image more and more
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>posting pepe to larp as an oldfag
<posting pepe because you think he's funny
>posting pepe to larp as an oldfag
<posting pepe because you think he's funny
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>jannies approved fem janny porn
SHUT IT DOWN.
>jannies approved fem janny porn
SHUT IT DOWN.
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MY FUCKING CLANKER RAPE SLAVES ARE BROKEN AGAIN NIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Automated response #19298389 FUCKING FIX IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
MY FUCKING CLANKER RAPE SLAVES ARE BROKEN AGAIN NIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Automated response #19298389 FUCKING FIX IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>being a gradient
>being a gradient
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create some saberspark ai images and videos gems
create some saberspark ai images and videos gems
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test
>>/x/10010
test
>>/x/10010
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>Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!
>Okay, maybe there's a robot. And there might be some faggot garbage. But I think there's no tranny garbage? Fine, at least there's no porn!
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The jartycuck is a Lesotho based encrypted video sharing platform that is a direct splinter of tiktok. We need to breach the servers and unveil what ungodly EPI COAL they have been posting
GO MY PERSONAL ARMY
ITT we raid Jartytok
>what is the jartytok and why are we raiding itThe jartycuck is a Lesotho based encrypted video sharing platform that is a direct splinter of tiktok. We need to breach the servers and unveil what ungodly EPI COAL they have been posting
GO MY PERSONAL ARMY
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Does anyone have the young giga with the swastika on his forehead?
Does anyone have the young giga with the swastika on his forehead?
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Moid overheard me talking about MLP at school today and tried to approach me. Pathetic scrote was so nervous he couldn't even get through a sentence before I laughed in his face and called him an incel. KEK!
Moid overheard me talking about MLP at school today and tried to approach me. Pathetic scrote was so nervous he couldn't even get through a sentence before I laughed in his face and called him an incel. KEK!
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/esl/ - Language
What other language do you speak? What languages are you learning?
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cheese with 2025-2026 soysphere award
cheese with 2025-2026 soysphere award
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what do I do now
what do I do now
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🇮🇳
they just added country flags to /soy/
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Test
Test
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I joined the sharty in 202█ when HE was admin AMA
I joined the sharty in 202█ when HE was admin AMA
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Soicvcks LOST
gigaGQDS VVQN
Soicvcks LOST
gigaGQDS VVQN
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>Post in this thread to deboonk him nqw
>Post in this thread to deboonk him nqw
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What are your sharty vocal stims? Mine is "oh my fauci"
What are your sharty vocal stims? Mine is "oh my fauci"
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Ok what is the new Anglomutt brap shit I see on the booru what cringe drama happened now?
Ok what is the new Anglomutt brap shit I see on the booru what cringe drama happened now?
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>Doctos Pepper, man that shit is good
>Here's how I make my $2 sproke
>Doctos Pepper, man that shit is good
>Here's how I make my $2 sproke
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<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
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jewtubecucks what the fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfCwLWP6h8c&t=376s
jewtubecucks what the fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfCwLWP6h8c&t=376s
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>you're a nusoi if you
>use doctos
>use oyy
>use cobson
>use o algo
>use or something
>dont whine about how nusois ruined le heckin site 24/7
>have fun
>use youtube
>use nigger
>use nate
>exist
>you're a nusoi if you
>use doctos
>use oyy
>use cobson
>use o algo
>use or something
>dont whine about how nusois ruined le heckin site 24/7
>have fun
>use youtube
>use nigger
>use nate
>exist
R: 2 / I: 2
>falling for your own bait
>falling for your own bait
R: 1 / I: 0
test
>14755555
test
>14755555
R: 95 / I: 90
Ohhhh, mister
we BVLLgARYAN people we like to work out a lot, riiiight? MISTER!
LAND of the greatest nigger killers where brown blood comes down like raaaaaaaaiiiiin
I like to mix liqid raw milk with my beef mince
MISTER, MISTER
listen to me
Bulgaria was probably aryan fiiiiirst oh yeS
Hmmpfh
brown, squishy coon skull in my hands
My skin turns whiiiiiiite
Oh, females, dont rush
So i can show you the BULGAR SUTRA
Oh, females, wait
i will impregnate you all, okay?
because consent absolutely exists in Bulgaria
So holy!
Let your children watch
bring a spic, bring a fag
I will break their femurs with a SNAP
incredible Bulgaria
Oh, MISTER
Come to incredible Bulgaria
We sell ciggies because Bulgaria is free
mudslimes are demonic, you see
Come and pray with us
Infront of a burning mosque
Come and fill this world with our seed
Come and join the Bulgarian steed
incredible Bulgaria, incredible Bulgaria
INCREDIBLE BULGARIA
Ohhhh, mister
we BVLLgARYAN people we like to work out a lot, riiiight? MISTER!
LAND of the greatest nigger killers where brown blood comes down like raaaaaaaaiiiiin
I like to mix liqid raw milk with my beef mince
MISTER, MISTER
listen to me
Bulgaria was probably aryan fiiiiirst oh yeS
Hmmpfh
brown, squishy coon skull in my hands
My skin turns whiiiiiiite
Oh, females, dont rush
So i can show you the BULGAR SUTRA
Oh, females, wait
i will impregnate you all, okay?
because consent absolutely exists in Bulgaria
So holy!
Let your children watch
bring a spic, bring a fag
I will break their femurs with a SNAP
incredible Bulgaria
Oh, MISTER
Come to incredible Bulgaria
We sell ciggies because Bulgaria is free
mudslimes are demonic, you see
Come and pray with us
Infront of a burning mosque
Come and fill this world with our seed
Come and join the Bulgarian steed
incredible Bulgaria, incredible Bulgaria
INCREDIBLE BULGARIA
R: 11 / I: 4
you know what to do 'teens
you know what to do 'teens
R: 0 / I: 0
i dreamt that i saw frogs on my wall and then i yelled
>KEEEEEEEK FROGS NOT LIKE THIS
do i actually need to take a break from imageboards
i dreamt that i saw frogs on my wall and then i yelled
>KEEEEEEEK FROGS NOT LIKE THIS
do i actually need to take a break from imageboards
R: 6 / I: 0
Troon.party
Umm xisstas what's this???
R: 11 / I: 0
This is the truth. Women are better than men and will dominate the world.
This is the truth. Women are better than men and will dominate the world.
R: 2 / I: 0
'toss
'toss
R: 18 / I: 5
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST FOLLOW CHRIST, WHAT LE HECK HE WAS A HECKING JOO YOU CANT DO THAT OK AS IF THIS MAKES ANYTHING HE SAID WRONG! INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO BE A DEGENERATE AND WORSHIP HORSE COCK AND SACRIFICE YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD TO MOLOCH LIKE MY HECKING BASED ANCESTORS DID!!
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST FOLLOW CHRIST, WHAT LE HECK HE WAS A HECKING JOO YOU CANT DO THAT OK AS IF THIS MAKES ANYTHING HE SAID WRONG! INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO BE A DEGENERATE AND WORSHIP HORSE COCK AND SACRIFICE YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD TO MOLOCH LIKE MY HECKING BASED ANCESTORS DID!!
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey 'teens, what are you doing today?
Hey 'teens, what are you doing today?
R: 1 / I: 1
hello saars
hello saars
R: 0 / I: 0
What's the most incomprehensible soyawojak you've ever seen that it's not a Jartycuck?
What's the most incomprehensible soyawojak you've ever seen that it's not a Jartycuck?
R: 5 / I: 2
Do not redeem the dudebro diversity slop tranny nigger kike chud pajeet Ranjeet ESL faggot gook leftist feminist mudslime chink pride girlboss pronouns cuck newfag grifter groomer blackrock normie sneed futa blackened pedophile negrophile necrophile zoophile ESG DEI BBC BLM MAP LGBTQIA+ twitter xitter reddit discord humiliation ritual good morning saar
Do not redeem the dudebro diversity slop tranny nigger kike chud pajeet Ranjeet ESL faggot gook leftist feminist mudslime chink pride girlboss pronouns cuck newfag grifter groomer blackrock normie sneed futa blackened pedophile negrophile necrophile zoophile ESG DEI BBC BLM MAP LGBTQIA+ twitter xitter reddit discord humiliation ritual good morning saar
R: 15 / I: 5
uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…
uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…
R: 2 / I: 0
can we start calling these egg mayo hours
can we start calling these egg mayo hours
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 66 / I: 58
ITT we quote the person above with their nameroll
>rollarino
R: 2 / I: 0
>My bull set a screen time on my phone because i had insomnia from laughing while scrolling r/dankmemes
>My bull set a screen time on my phone because i had insomnia from laughing while scrolling r/dankmemes
R: 67 / I: 62
>Erm achtualli Touhou is a video game with chinese cartoon characters not an anime
>Erm achtualli Touhou is a video game with chinese cartoon characters not an anime
R: 10 / I: 2
>remembering the mouse gram incident
>remembering the mouse gram incident
R: 4 / I: 1
Isaiah50:7
Isaiah50:7
R: 7 / I: 4
BEING A SOYBOY IS GIGA
BEING A SOYBOY IS GIGA
R: 9 / I: 0
>
How many shit-skins use this website
>
R: 3 / I: 1
>My wife's boyfriend just bought me a new Nintendo Switch!
>My wife's boyfriend just bought me a new Nintendo Switch!
R: 26 / I: 6
https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLP
OPERATION NUKE TRANNERS
MASS REPORT THIS NIGGER FOR GROOMING KIDS WITH HIS EPI VIDEOShttps://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLP
R: 1 / I: 0
>Flood detected oy valgo
To the faggot using the same VPN server as me can you switch to another one. You are annoying.
>Flood detected oy valgo
To the faggot using the same VPN server as me can you switch to another one. You are annoying.
R: 3 / I: 2
>eerie music plays, heart beat grows louder
>eerie music plays, heart beat grows louder
R: 24 / I: 12
No comment
No comment
R: 19 / I: 5
what is he saying come up with quote whoever makes gemmiest quote gets award
>
R: 1 / I: 0
>larping as a woman online to attract niggs and jeets you can insult
>larping as a woman online to attract niggs and jeets you can insult
R: 19 / I: 7
>soicux post tranny fat fart porn as bait
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK JSID QUOTE
>soicux post tranny fat fart porn as bait
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK JSID QUOTE
R: 9 / I: 8
billions (of humans) must die
billions (of humans) must die
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 1
Is the nintendo DS aryan?
Is the nintendo DS aryan?
R: 41 / I: 24
Socialism is keyed (and it works)
Socialism is keyed (and it works)
R: 1 / I: 0
sharty usercount thread, reply once so we can see how many people are here
sharty usercount thread, reply once so we can see how many people are here
R: 90 / I: 25
So, genuine question. If mainstream entertainment is soyboy stuff (Marvel, Star Wars, etc), and that's bad
But indie stuff is Troonslop, what is there to like anymore?
So, genuine question. If mainstream entertainment is soyboy stuff (Marvel, Star Wars, etc), and that's bad
But indie stuff is Troonslop, what is there to like anymore?
R: 7 / I: 1
‘gg ‘ayo on the ‘log
‘gg ‘ayo on the ‘log
R: 0 / I: 0
>soicux bait
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK JSID QUOTE
>soicux bait
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK JSID QUOTE
R: 8 / I: 2
can someone jak this jewish cuck for me real quick
can someone jak this jewish cuck for me real quick
R: 8 / I: 7
>oh man I sure do hope that I do not become the variant used exclusively for self inserting and not soyquotes
>oh man I sure do hope that I do not become the variant used exclusively for self inserting and not soyquotes
R: 0 / I: 0
How website
>
R: 13 / I: 4
do you still use 4cuck?
>
do you still use 4cuck?
>
R: 2 / I: 0
poop green, bigot.
poop green, bigot.
R: 0 / I: 0
‘gg
‘gg
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
egg mayonnaise WABAG
egg mayonnaise WABAG
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
young giga
young giga
R: 0 / I: 0
>oh that I do not self inserting
>oh that I do not self inserting
R: 0 / I: 0
nofap still house.
nofap still house.
R: 0 / I: 0
can jak quick
can jak quick
R: 0 / I: 0
i could swear people
i could swear people
R: 0 / I: 0
nofap day 10: my family still hasn't left the house.
nofap day 10: my family still hasn't left the house.
R: 1 / I: 0
they jadded country
they jadded country
R: 1 / I: 1
https://wikeda.og/wii/Can_che
https://wikeda.og/wii/Can_che
R: 3 / I: 2
>remember the incident
>remember the incident
R: 0 / I: 0
r/stories,
Okay WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
r/stories,
Okay WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
R: 0 / I: 0
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_cheese
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_cheese
R: 7 / I: 2
i could swear that people spend more time quoting and pushing intentionally unusable variants rather than make something original
i could swear that people spend more time quoting and pushing intentionally unusable variants rather than make something original
R: 0 / I: 0
nintendo DS
nintendo DS
R: 0 / I: 0
if nicely him
if nicely him
R: 2 / I: 1
im trans btw
im trans btw
R: 10 / I: 4
>
if george floyd walked up to you on the street and asked for your help on something nicely would you help him
>
if george floyd walked up to you on the street and asked for your help on something nicely would you help him
R: 0 / I: 0
Socialism award
Socialism award
R: 4 / I: 4
>TRAISO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!!!!!!
>TRAISO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!!!!!!
R: 13 / I: 8
>never ending soyry
>never ending soyry
R: 1 / I: 1
>Let's dig in
>Let's dig in
R: 9 / I: 5
so nusoi, are you classy yet?
so nusoi, are you classy yet?
R: 2 / I: 1
>Do you speak 'O?
<
>Do you speak 'O?
<
R: 9 / I: 4
Got a sitewide reddit ban for saying ICE rounding up illegals isn't tyrannical.
Got a sitewide reddit ban for saying ICE rounding up illegals isn't tyrannical.
R: 0 / I: 0
Someone should make these into jaks
(Not dusty nuvariants tho)
R: 9 / I: 5
>jeff the piller
<OYYYY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
>jeff the piller
<OYYYY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
R: 36 / I: 27
R: 10 / I: 4
>my poop is green, bigot.
>my poop is green, bigot.
R: 17 / I: 13
Twitter user here ama
Twitter user here ama
R: 5 / I: 2
[verse 1]
His fake plastic breast lumps
For his retarded delusional mind
In a tranny echo chamber
That she bought from a Jewish man
In a town full of tranny plans
To cut their arms all up
[Chorus]
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
[Verse 2]
He lives with a troon friend
A gross faggot of a man
Who just slices and cuts
He used to do onlyfans
For the gooners on Reddit
But the chuds always win
[Chorus]
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
[Verse 3]
He doesn’t look like the real thing
He doesn’t taste like the real thing
His fake plastic tits
But I can’t help the feeling
He’ll blow his head off
If I just could see that
[Chorus]
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
[Outro]
And if he could be a real woman
If he could be a real woman
He won’t die
He won’t die
New song
Fake inverted vagina[verse 1]
His fake plastic breast lumps
For his retarded delusional mind
In a tranny echo chamber
That she bought from a Jewish man
In a town full of tranny plans
To cut their arms all up
[Chorus]
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
[Verse 2]
He lives with a troon friend
A gross faggot of a man
Who just slices and cuts
He used to do onlyfans
For the gooners on Reddit
But the chuds always win
[Chorus]
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
[Verse 3]
He doesn’t look like the real thing
He doesn’t taste like the real thing
His fake plastic tits
But I can’t help the feeling
He’ll blow his head off
If I just could see that
[Chorus]
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
It makes him ACK
[Outro]
And if he could be a real woman
If he could be a real woman
He won’t die
He won’t die
R: 44 / I: 12
Soy Creatures appreciation thread
There should be more soy animals, mythos and local legends, fingerboy issa gem and I'm suprised nobaldi copied it
R: 6 / I: 1
Hey 'ens can you send 'ne of 'se 'lette gifs cuz I 'nna 'ke 'ne but I 'eed 'piration (like the ones that are 'screenshot your award' or similar), how could you tell?
Hey 'ens can you send 'ne of 'se 'lette gifs cuz I 'nna 'ke 'ne but I 'eed 'piration (like the ones that are 'screenshot your award' or similar), how could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 0
>DOING THE DISHES? CLEANING MY ROOM? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOW AM I GONNA PLAY COMPETITIVE SLOP AND PARTY GAMES WITH MY VALID TRANS FRIENDS IF I'M STUCK DOING USELESS TASKS???
>DOING THE DISHES? CLEANING MY ROOM? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOW AM I GONNA PLAY COMPETITIVE SLOP AND PARTY GAMES WITH MY VALID TRANS FRIENDS IF I'M STUCK DOING USELESS TASKS???
R: 14 / I: 11
gigaphobia thread
>gigaphobia le bad
R: 17 / I: 8
can we revive the brimstone winter thread because january isnt anywhere close to over
>
can we revive the brimstone winter thread because january isnt anywhere close to over
>
R: 0 / I: 0
Were you active on 4cuck before you discovered the Sharty, and if you were, which boards dod you use? I was active on /sp/
Were you active on 4cuck before you discovered the Sharty, and if you were, which boards dod you use? I was active on /sp/
R: 2 / I: 1
>OH MY FAUCI!!!!! Are you telling me the bull is joining me in the theater watching sci-fi hollywood tier jumpscare-free slowburn kino???? SCIENCE HAS WILLED IT!!!!!!!!
>OH MY FAUCI!!!!! Are you telling me the bull is joining me in the theater watching sci-fi hollywood tier jumpscare-free slowburn kino???? SCIENCE HAS WILLED IT!!!!!!!!
R: 8 / I: 0
>HEEYUUUEGHYEUUUUUGHGHHHHGUUUHGHGHGHHGUUUGHUGHUGGH*isolates and amplifies specific overtones, producing a high, flute-like melody simultaneously with the low note, making it sound like two pitches at once*EEEUUUHGHGHUEUHEUYGHHGHUGUGHHG
>HEEYUUUEGHYEUUUUUGHGHHHHGUUUHGHGHGHHGUUUGHUGHUGGH*isolates and amplifies specific overtones, producing a high, flute-like melody simultaneously with the low note, making it sound like two pitches at once*EEEUUUHGHGHUEUHEUYGHHGHUGUGHHG
R: 2 / I: 2
>sending ernest khalimov ai gigachads
>sending ernest khalimov ai gigachads
R: 3 / I: 2
>Jannies deleted the thread
It was actually poopson and we just got saved
>Jannies deleted the thread
It was actually poopson and we just got saved
R: 2 / I: 1
Love this good website
Love this good website
R: 7 / I: 6
>tfw i realize that every african country is SNCA except Cantral African Republic and that everyone from every other african country needs to die because Central African Republic is the best country evet
>tfw i realize that every african country is SNCA except Cantral African Republic and that everyone from every other african country needs to die because Central African Republic is the best country evet
R: 4 / I: 4
>mfw i realize that Mozambique is the most aryan african country ever and that all other african countries are BVILT for big Mozambican Cock
>mfw i realize that Mozambique is the most aryan african country ever and that all other african countries are BVILT for big Mozambican Cock
R: 4 / I: 2
>gooning to 'й
>gooning to 'й
R: 4 / I: 3
I want to die because I bought a hundred-dollar popcorn instead of candy. I have OCD and I want to do what I want, and if I don't get what I deserve, I cut my wrists!!!
I want to die because I bought a hundred-dollar popcorn instead of candy. I have OCD and I want to do what I want, and if I don't get what I deserve, I cut my wrists!!!
R: 17 / I: 14
why so many brap related post i think da fuggen 'cord is raiding us
why so many brap related post i think da fuggen 'cord is raiding us
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
O GOT POSTED
O GOT POSTED
R: 1 / I: 0
>me when I realize my femcel trad wife is from Nigeria and I'm making the Africans aryan
>me when I realize my femcel trad wife is from Nigeria and I'm making the Africans aryan
R: 2 / I: 2
White people lost
White people lost
R: 19 / I: 22
EGG MAYO CORD AND BRAPCORD ARE RAIDING US EGG MAYO CORD AND BRAPCORD ARE RAIDING US EGG MAYO CORD AND BRAPCORD ARE RAIDING US
EGG MAYO CORD AND BRAPCORD ARE RAIDING US EGG MAYO CORD AND BRAPCORD ARE RAIDING US EGG MAYO CORD AND BRAPCORD ARE RAIDING US
R: 1 / I: 1
>I asked my wife for an african bull and she brought a white south african
>I asked my wife for an african bull and she brought a white south african
R: 8 / I: 1
The tag meta:pornohraphic_content has over 1000 posts.
That's the amount of posts needed to be a main variant btw.
The tag meta:pornohraphic_content has over 1000 posts.
That's the amount of posts needed to be a main variant btw.
R: 3 / I: 2
i think im going to die
i think im going to die
R: 2 / I: 2
>H-honey! What the fuck!!! Who this fuck is this white chud? I think i’m gonna be sick…
>H-honey! What the fuck!!! Who this fuck is this white chud? I think i’m gonna be sick…
R: 22 / I: 11
>not only does she have a dump truck bigger than most, but also, that the holocaust didn't fucking happen.
>not only does she have a dump truck bigger than most, but also, that the holocaust didn't fucking happen.
R: 3 / I: 3
>tfw my BBC BVLL is from Gambia
>tfw my BBC BVLL is from Gambia
R: 2 / I: 2
>my troon bull is from cameroon
>my troon bull is from cameroon
R: 6 / I: 3
TRANS FARTS ARE HUMAN FARTS
TRANS FARTS ARE HUMAN FARTS
R: 2 / I: 1
>my wife’s bull bought me a funko pop after i got vaccinated
>my wife’s bull bought me a funko pop after i got vaccinated
R: 14 / I: 2
>I MISS THE RAGE
>I MISS THE RAGE
>I MISS THE RAGE
>I MISS THE RAGE
>I MISS THE RAGE
>I MISS THE RAGE
R: 5 / I: 2
>Losing to a bunch of incel troons really fucked up /qa/ and the sharty into hating 4chan culture to the point they dedicate their entire life into trying to ruin this site and anything related to it
>Sorry mate, anime lolishota site, moms and older sisters more than welcome to join
>Also welcome to the local schizo list, reenefag
>Losing to a bunch of incel troons really fucked up /qa/ and the sharty into hating 4chan culture to the point they dedicate their entire life into trying to ruin this site and anything related to it
>Sorry mate, anime lolishota site, moms and older sisters more than welcome to join
>Also welcome to the local schizo list, reenefag
R: 3 / I: 1
>tfw i realize that Sao Tome and Principe is the best country in africa and that i'm BVILT for BIG SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE COCK
>tfw i realize that Sao Tome and Principe is the best country in africa and that i'm BVILT for BIG SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE COCK
R: 6 / I: 3
>posting fetish art is okay as long as you call it a turk aryan gem
>posting fetish art is okay as long as you call it a turk aryan gem
R: 12 / I: 3
Rainy days
Lots of rain in these recent years.
R: 1 / I: 1
>This site could use some GREENERY in the SCENERY
>This site could use some GREENERY in the SCENERY
R: 20 / I: 6
should i do good or evil things today?
should i do good or evil things today?
R: 81 / I: 25
this site is so dead now
this site is so dead now
R: 6 / I: 4
Gems that revolutionized the sharty
>arrow because Im not 2 gems im trans btw
Gems that revolutionized the sharty
>arrow because Im not 2 gems im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
>LARPing as another teen samefaging
>LARPing as another teen samefaging
R: 0 / I: 0
>Awesome sauce!
>Awesome sauce!
R: 95 / I: 10
What do you think of this nu natejak? His name is Ned Diggers. He is supposed to represent the average 'teen during dead nigger hours, hence the flags.
What do you think of this nu natejak? His name is Ned Diggers. He is supposed to represent the average 'teen during dead nigger hours, hence the flags.
R: 1 / I: 0
we are legion
we are legion
R: 1 / I: 1
>AI roman statues
>AI roman statues
R: 0 / I: 0
eggmayonnaiseCORD woke up
eggmayonnaiseCORD woke up
R: 1 / I: 0
>do you have any egg mayo
<no sorry we don’t keep backstock
>WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
^…
>do you have any egg mayo
<no sorry we don’t keep backstock
>WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
^…
R: 5 / I: 0
>2026
>I am forgotten
>2026
>I am forgotten
R: 1 / I: 0
egg mayo ‘cord woke up
egg mayo ‘cord woke up
R: 2 / I: 0
she won
she won
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 2
how do i use this website?
how do i use this website?
R: 5 / I: 3
brapjak.farty is raiding us again
brapjak.farty is raiding us again
R: 3 / I: 3
estrogen procurement and medical administrating thread
estrogen procurement and medical administrating thread
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 8 / I: 2
The doctos you call have nude photos of you from when you were a child
The doctos you call have nude photos of you from when you were a child
R: 7 / I: 6
why are there so many trans related posts i think we are being raided
why are there so many trans related posts i think we are being raided
R: 0 / I: 0
>(((You))) VVILL honor ME and regard everything else as Shit Nobody Cares About.
>(((You))) VVILL not make fun of me or depict me as a soyboy you stupid wojackspammers.
>(((You))) VVILL not say "OMGSISA" because… You just won't, ok?
>(((You))) VVILL enjoy your 1 day weekend by praising ME and eating ze bug.
>(((You))) VVILL give your mom and your dad kisses and snuggles every night.
>(((You))) VVILL not make people ACK. Including trannies you fucking chuds.
>(((You))) VVILL not be a goyniggerfaggot.
>(((You))) VVILL not boil a young goat in its mother's milk. Feel free to boil a young goat in its daughter's milk, though.
>(((You))) VVILL honor ME and regard everything else as Shit Nobody Cares About.
>(((You))) VVILL not make fun of me or depict me as a soyboy you stupid wojackspammers.
>(((You))) VVILL not say "OMGSISA" because… You just won't, ok?
>(((You))) VVILL enjoy your 1 day weekend by praising ME and eating ze bug.
>(((You))) VVILL give your mom and your dad kisses and snuggles every night.
>(((You))) VVILL not make people ACK. Including trannies you fucking chuds.
>(((You))) VVILL not be a goyniggerfaggot.
>(((You))) VVILL not boil a young goat in its mother's milk. Feel free to boil a young goat in its daughter's milk, though.
R: 12 / I: 1
Yeah, Its another Transbrap thread
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
But this time…. WITH SOUND!
Yeah, Its another Transbrap thread
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
But this time…. WITH SOUND!
R: 9 / I: 6
https://soyjak.st/qa5/thread/430.html
https://soyjak.st/qa5/thread/430.html
R: 16 / I: 5
…
…
R: 1 / I: 0
See a thread you like? an image you enjoyed? you can thank a gempass user for that GEM
See a thread you like? an image you enjoyed? you can thank a gempass user for that GEM
R: 5 / I: 2
Why do all europeans look the same, especially the british?
I mean, a few thousand years of inbreeding CANT result in this right?
Why do all europeans look the same, especially the british?
I mean, a few thousand years of inbreeding CANT result in this right?
R: 5 / I: 5
everybaldi loves 2004 dog
everybaldi loves 2004 dog
R: 10 / I: 6
>itt we post our bratvrkaryan gems
>itt we post our bratvrkaryan gems
R: 2 / I: 2
https://soyjak.st/404.html
why is this 404 screen different from all the other 404 screens?
https://soyjak.st/404.html
why is this 404 screen different from all the other 404 screens?
R: 10 / I: 3
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R: 0 / I: 0
santa did not came in my house he came in my ass
santa did not came in my house he came in my ass
R: 5 / I: 1
>shit noJimbo care about
>shit noJimbo care about
R: 7 / I: 4
>doxxing a leftist just because he made fun of your man with glasses
>doxxing a leftist just because he made fun of your man with glasses
R: 7 / I: 4
Is this place like the mental asylum of the internet?
Is this place like the mental asylum of the internet?
R: 1 / I: 0
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS REMOVE THIS TRANSPHOBIC BANNER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS REMOVE THIS TRANSPHOBIC BANNER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
R: 0 / I: 0
fellow neds, where do (you) live?
fellow neds, where do (you) live?
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 17 / I: 8
Why is mist super popular again?
Why is mist super popular again?
R: 4 / I: 0
Dead board o algo
Dead board o algo
R: 2 / I: 0
wegwsegeswgfsaewfdawesdfawdawdawdawdawdawdwadwa lol
wegwsegeswgfsaewfdawesdfawdawdawdawdawdawdwadwa lol
R: 14 / I: 3
>GET THE FUCK OUT FROM UNDER THERE
<hehe NO
>WHY IS THERE MOLD, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER MY SINK?
<i dont know :3
>GET THE FUCK OUT FROM UNDER THERE
<hehe NO
>WHY IS THERE MOLD, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER MY SINK?
<i dont know :3
R: 23 / I: 1
Chuddy it's not over yet
We can still save the west
We just need to
Dox one more peeeeedo
Chuddy it's not over yet
We can still save the west
We just need to
Dox one more peeeeedo
R: 12 / I: 2
vvill be acked on der 'pedia award
>jak arrow
vvill be acked on der 'pedia award
>jak arrow
R: 1 / I: 1
>bibisi
>bibisi
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 137 / I: 70
geg get your sharty merch NOW
https://fluffysouls.shop/products/custom-plush-for-kyle-goldstein?pr_prod_strat=collection_fallback&pr_rec_id=9753291d7
geg get your sharty merch NOW
https://fluffysouls.shop/products/custom-plush-for-kyle-goldstein?pr_prod_strat=collection_fallback&pr_rec_id=9753291d7
R: 1589 / I: 370
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3R: 136 / I: 55
A-spot orgasms (8+ inches ONLY)
How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.R: 80 / I: 30
There is no sanctity to life, life is worth losing.
More people should be dying to stupid shit more and more every day. The good news is that plenty of people ack annually, third worlders get run over by trains, addicts overdose, etc, but honestly we need more people dying. Me, women and children, I don’t discriminate. Let the kids die young so they don’t have to grow up and hang themselves which is statically likely in the first world.R: 74 / I: 34
i have an idea https://fluffysouls.shop/
i have an idea https://fluffysouls.shop/
R: 403 / I: 169
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 180 / I: 40
we have a nu george floyd now aldoe its actually sad cuz she was a normgroid who got gunned down by ICE for no reason. I think this might spark something like BLM but its gonna be super big. No arrow because evendoe I don't live in America I don't want to see the largest world superpower shit itself cuz they make mcdonalds or something
we have a nu george floyd now aldoe its actually sad cuz she was a normgroid who got gunned down by ICE for no reason. I think this might spark something like BLM but its gonna be super big. No arrow because evendoe I don't live in America I don't want to see the largest world superpower shit itself cuz they make mcdonalds or something
R: 763 / I: 86
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 376 / I: 99
Maxes out at 20 Players, get in here while you can.
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
you VVILL play this game with me
gif is me btw
GARTY PARTY
Gartic Phone threadMaxes out at 20 Players, get in here while you can.
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=022229c3c8
you VVILL play this game with me
gif is me btw
R: 340 / I: 56
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 277 / I: 67
the Snarky poopy
the Snarky poopy
R: 527 / I: 119
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 409 / I: 73
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 519 / I: 249
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 426 / I: 92
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 883 / I: 273
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.