Here are the election results if only millennials voted... Progress is the longterm future of this country for both parties.
Jon Cozart
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Between this and Dune I expect you all to be bisexual by 2021 don't be late
All the hufflepuffs cried for Cedric diggory cause he was their last remaining top
If it took you more than a minute to see the keyboard you're gay
True story, I took a selfie with someone in target and she said "I love your book" and I said "I didn't write a book" and she said "wait you're not " and I said "I am" and we just took another selfie :]
Tom Holland is a gay icon
Like sure he's not gay but his Spideybod has helped countless boys come to terms with themselves ty Tom
Finally an accurate portrayal of my high school experience
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Riverdale
@CW_Riverdale
He's not the same Archie. Stream #Riverdale free on The CW App: go.cwtv.com/RVR310tw
YouTube used to be like Glee season 1 and now it's like season 5 and everyone's hotter and more pointless
New rule: you have to help save the amazon if you name your trillion dollar company after it
I can't see myself coming back to youtube just yet cause I'm pretty focused on getting cast as the gay alien in the live action Stitch movie BUT I'll thank my patrons at teen choice award
I was a fan of Black Mirror till LIFE turned into an episode and now I'm over it over Logan Paul over Trump over this dystopian fascination with narcissists it's BORING empathy is INTERESTING
Being a millennial is fantasizing about your funeral far more than your wedding.
Really the only time it's appropriate to shout "go back to your country" is when you bump into Taylor Swift
Don't get me wrong I love being home for the holidays but I also love not pretending to be straight
"You can't erase history"
You've been erasing black history for a couple centuries so
I'm not into spilling tea or whatever unless we're talking about that piece of trash kid's movie Greatest Showman that grownass adults are stanning like it's the damn king james bible
Really stoked facebook added the gay-pride-like so I can passive aggressively remind my parents their grandkids will be adopted
Yall are surprised the generation that made us spit gum into their bare hands won’t wear a mask?
Ready to come clean.... bella thorne is just me in a wig.
Plz respect my privacy at this time or call me hot
So you're saying all I needed to do to get dates with guys was stay in the closet?
Tiktok is gonna put me out of a job
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Alexander Verbeek 
@Alex_Verbeek
When ppl say "I can't wait to listen to Christmas music" they're subconsciously saying "I can't wait to celebrate jazz and clever songwriting and actual instruments being played by actual people."
Hey therapist how do I cope with being cyberbullied by tweens who think I'm cringey and knowing they're not wrong?
Social media invited everyone to be a comedian and every comedian is depressed so.... that's why we feel shitty
I shop for underwear online so google tracks it and shows me nakey boys on every site. Make the system work for you.
How did I come to terms with my sexuality?.. it all started when I imagined twink captain america and jock captain america kissing
For all you straight kids who don't know why your gaze lingers when a shirtless jogger passes, happy pride! You'll get there. :) 


Ok it JUST occurred to me that the Suite Life of whatever is a PUN on the word SWEET ;]] v fun!
I love Timothee Chalamet's unique approach to acting where he just acts like I don't even exist
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