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 14751942[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]

How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.

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Trvke. In 40 years, white population will be extinct.

 14752001[Quote]>>14752051

what do you notice about this thread

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>>14752001
the shameless self bumping by OP because nobaldi would fall for this bait

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snopes disproves this

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shit bait

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>>14752316
yeah i thought this was bs because i have a 7 inch BWC and ive made a girl cum from this before

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bumping this gem thread

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>>14752426
true queen of spades

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>>14752426
go back to 4cuck

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>>14752426
stay on the sharty

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why the fuck are jannies letting people post gooner tittytoks and LARPing as blackedfags

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>>14752434
nusoiytbois think its a larp…

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>>>14752434 (You)
>nusoiytbois think its a larp…
Frogniggers are BBCucks oh nonononono geg

 14752448[Quote]>>14752455

>>14752434
downloading and saving a specific video, thru search or algorithm, is beyond bait. it's actual spadefaggotry. behead op with pickaxes

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>>14752448
I remember seeing another spadefag thread a couple weeks ago where there was an actual blackfag OP and the thread made a poor 'teen 'oon to white beatdowns and suicides, the jannies really need to do something about this

 14752457[Quote]>>14752462

>>14752455
fucking kek did that actually happen

 14752462[Quote]>>14752465>>14752466

>>14752457
yeah it did, I had it screenshitted and everything, I even made a thread calling it out and telling the jan jans to do something but alas nothing ever happens. I'll see if I can find them

 14752465[Quote]>>14752481

>>14752462
Post the screenshots

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>>14752462
obsessed flood keeps making me reload and deleting my supersage

 14752467[Quote]>>14752473

>>14752455
>and the thread made a poor 'teen 'oon to white beatdowns and suicides
Meds you can't force someone to goon to that

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>How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.

 14752470[Quote]>>14752471

>>14752455
evendoe bbc is sharty culture

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>>14752470
*cord culture

 14752473[Quote]>>14752475

>>14752467
The spadeposting made him relapse on his porn addiction

 14752475[Quote]>>14752484

>>14752473
There's a chance I was the one who made that thread but I could be wrong

 14752481[Quote]>>14752483

>>14752465
I tried looking but it seems like I've deleted them (I didn't want spadefag shit on my computer incase someone saw it) so you'll have to take my word on it

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>>14752481
Alr well if I did make that thread you're welcome for my enhancement of sharty culture

 14752484[Quote]>>14752488

>>14752475
please tell me you've stopped spadebaiting on a website with a shitton of 16 and 17 yos…

 14752488[Quote]>>14752516

>>14752484
Nah fuck you fag I post 'jaks and shit nigga I've never posted porn here except that time I posted my dick during soot era when that was allowed but whatever award

 14752497[Quote]>>14752499>>14752511

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>>>14752484 (You)
>Nah fuck you fag I post 'jaks and shit nigga I've never posted porn here except that time I posted my dick during soot era when that was allowed but whatever award

 14752499[Quote]>>14752501

>>14752497
Why do you keep quoting me with this across multiple threads like damn nigga let a man drink his own cum in peace holy shit

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>>14752499
holy shit that was you geg

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I was also the one who suggested jerking off in public bathrooms cause I've done that and it makes you feel like god

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>>14752503
thats aryan shemmycuck

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>>14752503
JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY award

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Actually jerked off in the library bathroom earlier today after I drew this on a whiteboard there

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>>14752497
ok but seriously do you actually get off on BNWO shit

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>>14752511
fucking hell I replied to the wrong person
>>14752488 I meant to reppy

 14752517[Quote]>>14752526

>>14752511
Yeah sometimes

 14752518[Quote]>>14752520

>>14752509
shitty drawings but better than vlodson or however the bait is taken

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>>14752518
I'd like to see you do better o algo

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>How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.

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>>14752511
i dont get how anyphono can goon to raceplay shit in general

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>>14752517
Do you feel any shame in this? Also how do you even get off to that shit, that stuff is made for miserable people to make them even more miserable.

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>>14752526
I have depression and I drive around at night at 90mph sometimes

 14752539[Quote]>>14752555

>>14752534
nigga dont do this

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>>14752534
that just puts other people in danger because you feel a bit sad

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>>14752503
Does Lennonjak need Lemeds or goc positions?

 14752551[Quote]>>14752559

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>>>14752526 (You)
>I have depression and I drive around at night at 90mph sometimes

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>How does it feel to know you will never make a woman orgasm several times within a minute from PIV? You dicklets need 10+ minutes of fingering and licking while this 9 inch Tyrone just needs his dick to make her whole body shake in euphoria. 8 inches is needed to reach the a-spot btw. Once a woman has had an a-spot orgasm, she can never go back to average sized dicks.

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>>14752539
I also mildly shoplift from stores and stuff. Pointlessly putting my own life and the lives of innocent people in danger for no reason makes me feel really good for some reason. I don't feel like this is reality so I have to remind myself sometimes you know?

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>>14752509
what did you 'oon to?

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>>14752551
Nigga wtf I'm pretty sure I made that thread

 14752561[Quote]>>14752579

>>14752557
Why are you replying to random posts I made

 14752565[Quote]>>14752574

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I'm gonna go skydiving with my foid friend in a couple months too. I sort of regret not having sex with her when I had the chance but idk.

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>>14752555
>addicted to blacked porn
>posted his dick on the sharty
>drives around alone at night speeding
>shoplifts
>depressed
>suicidal
>no regard for others lives
>disassociating like a tranny
Make a meaningful change in your life or genuinely just kys big dog

 14752573[Quote]>>14752580

>>14752555
okay I kinda understand that because sometimes everything feels so unreal I have to do something risky to feel alive

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>>14752565
whitepill this thread NOW

 14752579[Quote]>>14752584

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>>14752561
because I want to know what you 'ooned to in that school libary

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>>14752573
not in a sad tranny way albeit, when I say something "risky" I mean working out with heavier weights or just pushing myself incredibly hard in boxing class

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>>14752569
I am genuinely destined for greater things than any of you. I have known this since I was a child. I had cult followings in elementary and middle school. People have told me I'm charismatic and seem insane and that I'm eccentric. I often dream about killing my friends and family. I will make a noticable mark on the course of human history. Or I might blast my head off with a shotgun in some alley o algo.

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>>14752579
I think it was some fake rape porn but I don't remember

 14752586[Quote]>>14752595

>>14752582
meds and sproke NOW

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>>>14752569 (You)
>I am genuinely destined for greater things than any of you. I have known this since I was a child. I had cult followings in elementary and middle school. People have told me I'm charismatic and seem insane and that I'm eccentric. I often dream about killing my friends and family. I will make a noticable mark on the course of human history. Or I might blast my head off with a shotgun in some alley o algo.

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>>14752584
nusois…

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>>14752586
>gooning to fake rape in the school library

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somephono archive this thread because I've never seen this much schizophrenia localized entirely within just one thread before

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You niggers posting schizo jaks and shit but you don't know. That feeling of laying in bed for 18 fucking hours straight ignoring hunger and thirst while staring at the ceiling. You hear a bang and you think your own brother shot himself cause you know that's a possibility any day now. Your foid friend's ex boyfriend is a criminal who understands what life is about he can take action and act on any impulse he has violent or not meanwhile you are a weak cuckcel emotional tampon. I smashed the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom cause a foid rejected me AGAIN cause she's retarded and didn't realize a guy cold approaching her is asking for a date. I could've fucked my friend she brought me to her apartment and said her roommates aren't home but I'm weak so I just talked to her for 5 hours.

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>>14752616
geg why are you posting yourself being rejected? unironically take your meds

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>>14752618
I've found our very own sharty gegbull without even trying geg, also I don't know why bluds trying to act cool and mysterious when he admitted being addicted to blacked porn and posting his dick on the sharty eariler in the thread

 14752630[Quote]>>14752637>>14752638

>>14752618
Foids are so retarded sometimes some other bitch moved seats in my class so she could sit next to me so we could talk easier and we would text sometimes and shit. Then one day shes standing by the door waiting so we can walk together and while walking I ask her out and she's all OOOOOHHHHH SOOOORRRRY ANON I HAVE A BOOOOYYYYFRRRRIIIIEEEND

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>>14752630
that does sound fustrating, but shit like this happens to everyone, it happened to me when I was like 14 and you just kinda have to put your chin up and find someone new who won't use you for cheap attention

 14752638[Quote]>>14752645

>>14752630
are you the same as >>14752616 and >>14752611?

 14752642[Quote]>>14752646>>14752647>>14752670

>>14752627
You know I almost ate a cockroach on a dare in high school and I look at niggers dicks by the urinal but I'll still achieve more than you can ever dream of. I also sexually harassed a girl when I was in high school.

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>>14752642
nigga what are you talking about? sexual harrassment isn't a brag retard

 14752647[Quote]>>14752651

>>14752642
are you trolling bro theres no way you can be a real person

 14752648[Quote]>>14752650

this entire thread is actual brimstone straight from niggerhell

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Some other girl in high school had a crush on me but I kept calling her autistic and retarded and she almost cried

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>>14752648
genuinely, I'm kinda shocked that these people are my fellow soyteens

 14752651[Quote]>>14752663

>>14752646
Wasn't a brag just a fact
>>14752647
I'm not trolling everything I've said is real that's what I mean about being destined for greater things I can make decisions most cannot I'm not held back by societal conventions

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>Some other girl in high school had a crush on me but I kept calling her autistic and retarded and she almost cried

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mods should not allow these EPI threads

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>>14752650

I've only read half of the replies itt and I'm scared to go further

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since we are posting our evil secrets i raped a girl once back in 2004 and never got caught for it

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>>14752653
thats what I've been saying since the start of this thread, schizo over here is proof that spadeposters are fucking lunatics but the jannies don't do anything

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>>14752651
bbc complex

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>>14752642
why do you look at niggers dicks at the unrinal?

 14752672[Quote]>>14752676>>14752678

>>14752670
Seeing if it's true what they say

 14752674[Quote]>>14752676

>>14752670
Because I'm gay. Because I fucking love nigger cock. Is that it? Is that what you wanted yo hear?

 14752676[Quote]>>14752680

>>14752674
>>14752672
did you just reppy me twice?

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There was actually another girl too who kept rubbing my legs with her legs under the table while we were playing cards but I just beat her at the game and never asked her out cause I'm a retarded cuckcel emotional tampon beta faggot

 14752678[Quote]>>14752682

>>14752672
is it true?

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>>14752676
Mine was '72

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>>14752678
Idk yet haven't gotten enough food looks at them I've only really seen the tips

 14752683[Quote]>>14752687

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>There was actually another girl too who kept rubbing my legs with her legs under the table while we were playing cards but I just beat her at the game and never asked her out cause I'm a retarded cuckcel emotional tampon beta faggot

 14752687[Quote]>>14752697

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>>14752683
Foids like me even doe I goon to bnwo at 4am some nights

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>>14752682
holy shit you're not joking about being gay and oreos

 14752690[Quote]>>14752699

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>>>14752683
>Foids like me even doe I goon to bnwo at 4am some nights

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>>14752687
you might be the most interesting person I've ever had the pleasure/displeasure of talking on this site. You're genuinely fascinating and if you're trolling you're very convincing

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There was a period of like 6 months where I was really into gooning to spanking porn especially Chinese spanking porn (why is there so much spanking porn from China?)

 14752707[Quote]>>14752714

>>14752697
idk I think the brit on /pol/ that collected his toenails and kept them in jars was more interesting personally

 14752711[Quote]

OP is a sex addict who only thinks that sex should exist to please people. He pays for hookers daily, and will never find true love. He will die alone, bleeding from the nose, due to a cocaine overdose off a strippers ass at the ripe age of 34.

 14752712[Quote]>>14752715

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Do you niggers ever drive to the gym in the rain listening to French house and darkwave getting all motivated for your bicep curls and shit and then you get there and just stare out the window of your car for like 40 minutes watching the people walk around in the rain and then drive home defeated while wanting to drive off a bridge?

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>>14752707
thats common in britain i do it as well

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>>14752712
nah i get train to the gym

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It's getting deep into the night now I'm hearing birds chirp in the trees

 14752722[Quote]>>14752725

>>14752697
I'm not trolling believe it or not. I could not make this stuff up.

 14752725[Quote]

>>14752722
how old are you?



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