/soy/ - Soyjaks

>i learn about the sharty's existence in 2026, mostly lurking
>fattyjak catches on, commonly used in raids against fat fetish content creators, such as "operation feed ze hogs"
>the htsmbots were confirmed to come from a hostile splinter, ending up in some /hack/GODs DDoSing the site for an entire week
>a bunch of blogposters began using neutral massjak edits instead of neutralplier, surprisingly catching on albeit slowly
>fpe porn gets featured in the 'ru , resulting in 9 people getting banned (including approvers), a massive deletion wave of posts from the site and a soysphere-wide wordfilter (fpe/miss circle → cheese)
>'reepygigas become way more popular considering how many open source ai video generators get released. an 'en made a WAN fork commonly used to generate these gigas
>dothanfags made a splinter explicitly for their subvariant, becoming infamous due to how toxic it was in the few months it was still up
>at this point, vlodson already became a dead variant just like lennonjak
>a massive xitter invasion fills the site with newsoys like no turkey tom video has ever managed to do. coincidentally, a few channels on the 'cee were silently shut down in the same week this started to happen. apparently dothanfags were behind this
>2 /qa/ GETs got stolen by a hyperautistphono obsessed with dorothy's playhouse, possibly a xitter newsoy
>2027 begins with a few 4cuck GETs stolen by 'ens
>due to a lack of precaution, the 'ki suddenly lost all of its information and archives . some pages were able to be saved or remade from scratch thanks to a few 'ens, but others were permanently lost
>the NO ARROW INCIDENT happens: by unknown means, someone was able to login into quote's personal accounts (including those outside the soysphere), supposedly niggaswatting him shortly after. a pastebin was spammed all over every board of the site, and 2 ips (probably botnets but never confirmed) were hardware banned, making them the second and third ips to have been banned in this way. some users in 4cuck and soy-related 'tube accounts stated that the leak included several 'cord messages, including a "deal" which for obvious reasons i will not be sharing here, while some others claimed it included a token logger or/and a crypto miner
>ownership of the site was transferred to soygoort, formerly "uberchud"
>limeade and mustard get kicked from the site's staff, being replaced by both rug and ranchezz (suspiciously named after after a dressing as well). on the same day, soygoort buys soyj.ak, making it the main site URL, some 'ens theorizing this is to avoid another incident similar to quote's
>the new owner gets criticized for having a poorly experienced staff and for bringing back soytan as the main site mascot, but also gets praised by other 'ens for saving the site, incrementing the max image amount to 5 and interacting more with the site
>/w/, /hack/, /pepsi/ and /coke/ [marge…] and /giga/ (a giga5 successor) were added, in the latter "gig" began to emerge as a replacement for "geg" by gigaposters
>jimbo leaves the 'ru, gets both a dailyjak and a featured video (snca)
>a wordfilter was silently added that made any post including the word "nusoi" end with "i goon to 'p btw". due to this, almost 90 'ens got banned from the site before getting unbanned 15 minutes later
>an 'en noticed that in an advertisement for a mechanic's workshop in belgium, a graffiti resembling cobson appears on-screen for just a few seconds. a few days after the discovery, it was acknowledged by the person incharge of the company's xitter by changing the account's pfp to cobson wearing a mechanic suit (a sharty VVIN )
>an 'en made a thread about how xe was going to pour yogurt on xir dick (probably related to soygoort's name). after a rather large amount of 'pies, the OP finally posted the image, becoming the new cado
>???

i skipped some stuff that happened because its mostly just meta raisin like the site's post quality and the amount of PPH /soy/ gets