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RENTAL SPOT 👑$1 / Day
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RENTAL SPOT 👑$1 / Day
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RENTAL SPOT 👑$1 / Day
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•Rented until Jan 16, 2026
6d 23h
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RENTAL SPOT 👑$1 / Day
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- Dad•Rented until Feb 6, 2026
Click to support ❤️
28d 9h
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- hustler_eth•Rented until Jan 12, 2026
2d 23h
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•Rented until Jan 11, 2026
1d 20h
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RENTAL SPOT 👑$1 / Day
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•Rented until Jan 16, 2026
6d 18h
#12
Capitalism kills the Planet. Support your local Antifa
• Jan 8, 2026
#13
https//onelink.to/TimeFinder
-Luke• Jan 7, 2026
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-Fred• Jan 6, 2026
#15
my favourite number
-Karim Benzema• Jan 6, 2026
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IShowSpeed = IShowMeat
-iShowMeat• Jan 5, 2026
#17
UnicornUSA.ART
-~~N~~• Jan 9, 2026
#18
Email iliketolook@polka.porn to rent your own @polka.porn email address!
• Jan 8, 2026
#19
How do I exit vim?
-android_robot• Jan 4, 2026
#20
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life" John 3:16
-Lev• Jan 7, 2026
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What's 9 + 10 ?
• Jan 4, 2026
#22
You died
-doge_father• Jan 5, 2026
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#25
Beam me up Scotty
• Jan 4, 2026
#26
NFTs live on
-nestofbees123• Jan 7, 2026
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Remember PewDiePie on that brige?
-linux_penguin• Jan 4, 2026
#28
fuck Israel . Why are we not going on a strike ?
-VerifyKitty• Jan 7, 2026
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Video games cause violence? No, lag does.
-lurker_pro• Jan 5, 2026
#30
Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it!
• Jan 5, 2026
#31
PotbelliesAreSexyAsFuck@polka.porn
• Jan 8, 2026
#32
Does anyone actually read these?
-anon_user• Jan 6, 2026
#33
Critical hit!
-vr_explorer• Jan 5, 2026
#34
Connection lost
• Jan 5, 2026
#35
Thanos was right
-diamond_hands• Jan 5, 2026
#36
May the force be with you
• Jan 6, 2026
#37
A life lost, a lesson learned.
• Jan 8, 2026
#38
Time is the only currency
-growth_hacker• Jan 5, 2026
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Praise the sun
-gamer_pro• Jan 5, 2026
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Triforce collected
-windows_bluescreen• Jan 4, 2026
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Frame perfect input
-esports_legend• Jan 5, 2026
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I need a nap
-android_gang5343• Jan 2, 2026
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This was worth 1$
• Jan 5, 2026
#46
this website is based
-chrome_user8646• Jan 2, 2026
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don't look behind you
-throwaway7729• Jan 5, 2026
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#54
I was here
-graffiti_artist9792• Jan 4, 2026
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what is that smell?
-guest4214• Jan 1, 2026
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9/11 was an inside job
-void_shouter8951• Jan 3, 2026
#58
shoutout to the neighbors
• Jan 3, 2026
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L + ratio
• Jan 5, 2026
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first!
• Jan 4, 2026
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if you're reading this, go coding
• Jan 1, 2026
#66
what is that smell?
• Jan 2, 2026
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67
• Jan 1, 2026
#68
Trump should take over iceland
• Jan 4, 2026
#69
I love 69 cuz it’s legendary, lick n suck real good.
-DanteSnusk• Jan 6, 2026
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birds aren't real
• Jan 4, 2026
#72
does this thing work?
-graffiti_artist1130• Jan 2, 2026
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Just ate ramen and I feel happy
• Jan 4, 2026
#74
Python is just executable pseudocode
• Jan 4, 2026
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current mood: sad
• Jan 3, 2026
#77
I lost the game
• Jan 3, 2026
#78
To the moon! 🚀
-speedrunner• Jan 4, 2026
#79
has anyone seen my sushi?
• Jan 1, 2026
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current mood: ok
• Jan 3, 2026
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shoutout to my cat
• Jan 6, 2026
#83
Nigga
-lurker7789• Jan 4, 2026
#84
does this thing work?
• Jan 2, 2026
#85
I like midget pr0nz
-coolguy88• Jan 6, 2026
#86
I'm not ok, you are
• Jan 5, 2026
#87
Why is spicy water (Sprite) so good?
• Jan 1, 2026
#88
does this thing work?
• Jan 3, 2026
#89
I tried jogging. I didn't like it
• Jan 1, 2026
#90
Why is driving so based?
-android_gang6105• Jan 1, 2026
#91
the simulation is glitching
• Jan 3, 2026
#92
I lost the game
• Jan 2, 2026
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what is that smell?
• Jan 2, 2026
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I'm only here so I don't get fined
-marshawn• Jan 3, 2026
#97
Hello from Norway
• Jan 4, 2026
#98
don't look behind you
-anon6280• Jan 5, 2026
#99
you are now breathing manually.
• Jan 3, 2026
#100
I deleted system32 and now my toaster is flying
-hacker_man• Jan 2, 2026
#101
just saw a dog wearing shoes. life is complete.
• Jan 3, 2026
#102
what is that smell?
-admin_hater6178• Jan 3, 2026
#103
why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways
-philosopher_king• Jan 5, 2026
#104
Pigeons are spies.
-internetexplorer• Jan 3, 2026
#105
hello from 2029
-pixel_pusher6331• Jan 4, 2026
#106
what is that smell?
• Jan 5, 2026
#107
currently pretending to work
• Jan 3, 2026
#108
has anyone seen my sanity? I left it here somewhere
• Jan 2, 2026
#109
if you're reading this, go dying
• Jan 3, 2026
#110
pineapple belongs on pizza. fight me.
-chaos_agent• Jan 4, 2026
#111
birds aren't real
• Jan 5, 2026
#112
pressing alt+f4 for free money
• Jan 4, 2026
#113
I typed this with my nose
• Jan 4, 2026
#114
loading personality... 99% complete
• Jan 1, 2026
#115
don't read this. wait. you read it. I win.
• Jan 4, 2026
#116
I spent $10 on nothing
-firefox_fan8130• Jan 3, 2026
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shoutout to all the lurkers reading this in 2026
• Jan 3, 2026
#118
my back hurts and I'm only 20
• Jan 4, 2026
#119
can I get a refund on this year?
• Jan 2, 2026
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#121
normalize crying in the walk-in freezer
-chef_boy• Jan 5, 2026
#122
I should really go to sleep
• Jan 4, 2026
#123
testing 1 2 3
• Jan 5, 2026
#124
anyone else hear clicking noises?
• Jan 2, 2026
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I bought this space to tell you that you look nice today
• Jan 4, 2026
#128
ctrl+c ctrl+v my brain cells
• Jan 6, 2026
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mom said it's my turn on the server
• Jan 2, 2026
#131
instructions unclear, got stuck in the dryer
• Jan 2, 2026
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who is reading this? show yourself
• Jan 1, 2026
#134
Just ate a bagel and I feel confused
• Jan 5, 2026
#135
Was hitler right?
• Jan 3, 2026
#136
Is water wet? Discuss.
• Jan 2, 2026
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I am living in your walls (jk I am in ohio)
• Jan 5, 2026
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#141
crypto is down again. time to get a real job.
-bagholder99• Jan 2, 2026
#142
why is the rum always gone?
• Jan 4, 2026
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my wifi is powered by a hamster on a wheel
• Jan 1, 2026
#145
this text box is smaller than my apartment
• Jan 4, 2026
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#148
I wish I could double jump in real life
• Jan 2, 2026
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#150
scrolling... scrolling... still scrolling...
• Jan 5, 2026
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don't mind me just occupying space
• Jan 4, 2026
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It is Wednesday my dudes (even if it's not)
• Jan 3, 2026
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#159
My dog walked on my keyboard: asdfjkl;
-doggo_lover• Jan 4, 2026
#160
stop procrastinating (talking to myself)
• Jan 5, 2026
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#163
Looking for a gf. Must like spreadsheets.
- lonely_excel_user• Jan 2, 2026
#164
Why is spicy food so expensive?
• Jan 4, 2026
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#167
Sending this from my smart fridge
• Jan 2, 2026
#168
To the person reading this: have a cookie 🍪
• Jan 1, 2026
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#172
Error 500: Server on fire
• Jan 1, 2026
#173
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#175
I'm not addicted to the internet, I can quit anytime
• Jan 4, 2026
#176
Does anyone want to buy my NFT of a rock?
• Jan 1, 2026
#177
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#180
Just realized I've been breathing manually. Now you are too.
• Jan 5, 2026
#181
Why is sleepy so tired?
• Jan 5, 2026
#182
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#184
Remember when the internet dial-up sound was a thing?
• Jan 1, 2026
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#188
I claim this land in the name of Pizza
• Jan 2, 2026
#189
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#191
Currently avoiding my responsibilities like a pro
• Jan 1, 2026
#192
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#195
If you can read this, you're too close
• Jan 3, 2026
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#199
Screaming into the void but the void screamed back
• Jan 4, 2026
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