what sort of a newfag made that image? why not use actual /gsg/ memes instead of trying to invent fake ones?

vgh protestant hijabi baddies with giant dicks in the liqqouria factories

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La Plata

i know it's been quiet
it's partly because i, one of the regulars, >>2312212 → have been playing this gifted game nonstop

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>ck3 sucks
>vic3 sucks
>eu5 bloated unfinished mess
The last hope of this genre...

would try it but i cba going out of my way to download the game
let the class know how it is :)

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no curry

ck3 is fun

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I mean why not.

>>2314964
>>2314970
Kill China next

Or start aiming for.

no don't do that

ching chang chong

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fuck yeah
>>2314976
The different Chinas are at a stalemate. Greece too btw. This will be the timeline of the many Koreas and Vietnams.

>>2314891
why does ck3 suck?

>>2315008
I prefer playing a country with characters. Not characters with countries like in CK3. CK2 and Imperator Rome have the perfect implementation of characters imo.

>>2315011
but in crusader kings you're playing a character in the first place. i guess i dont see how its different. i just felt like ck3 was ck2 with way more features

>>2314993
Strong start, Germany and Japan are good vassals to have. Just make sure to disable the indepence event decision and maybe deploy troops there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbRR2QlKEvY [Embed]

>>2315011
The only fun CK 2 has is marrying your tengri worshipping french aunt-cousin-mother to give birth to your deformed bogdanov that causes your empire to collapse because everyone hates him.
Combat is "wait for alliance to break", economy is about being best friends with vassals, research is so slow it doesn't matter.
All either game has going for it is character interactions.

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vgh what was

>>2315066
wtf

>>2314749
which game

this game called "nuclear option"

>>2315075
tried that, shit's boring, both sides of every match end up running out of pilots so there's nothing left to shoot at but ground units

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vgh

i think you have to rescue your pilots

why would you rescue your pilots when it's their duty to die for their fatherland??????
t. hirohito

>>2315066
Hows performance with that mod compare to euV?

i think it's worse than euv, but haven't played either of those that much

my lads, i might be playing some crusader kings IRL some time - perhaps very - soon.
and what if i did? what do you care?
anyway

is it that time already, for the australian troll to post? guess it is

collapse of the iranian regime is huge for the brown women market

i'm sure the brown men would be thrilled, but:
1) us huwhite men are not interested
2) the persian regime is not collapsing because it has popular backing

>>2315456
They're broke as shit hence the riots, that goes a bit beyond their control unless they go full Juche

nothing ever happens

This sucks, my Ethiopia campaign was going really well, now I can’t play for a month

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vgh

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germano-scythian horse archers go hard

iranians are yellow

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this grok thing is pretty epic

kill all aisloppers

>>2314608 (OP)
Why are EU5 system requirements so ridiculously high?

it's a racket
nvidia regularly bribes gamedevs so they make their games as unoptimized as possible

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love all aisloppers

>giving it a map and telling it to make germany bigger does nothing
i take it back this thing is shit

now give it a map and tell it to make israel bigger

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Is it possible to hold temple holdings with no penalty following a reformation in ck2? Trying to spice up a muslim run.

Vicky 3. Why do I have turmoil brewing in all my states for seemingly no reason?

not enough liquor production

your poplerinos are dipping below their sol target

>>2316052
Oh, that's probably it.
I'm fairly new to the game, so I don't really understand how to raise it. I'm playing Japan; did I fuck up by trying to industrialize too quickly instead of Agmaxxing and spamming textile mills?

>>2315745
Then why optimize vic3 but ask for more ram than free space for eu5 as recommended specs?

liqqy3 is also hilariously optimized considering it has less simulation than liq2

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becerrillo
>During the course of the half-hour-long battle, Becerrillo alone killed thirty-three of the native attackers.

*hilariously unoptimized

agriculture in asia just creates unhappy neets, you want furniture and clothes and anything you can get from mines. dont bankrupt yourself building too much construction until you get out of traditionalism

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i fucking hate my borders

bastardia

can't you fill in the uncolonized land?
i never played imperator

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i can but i need to manually move in pops and it takes a lot of time and money and im a poor retard and i was molested by my uncle

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binland :DDDDD

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what should have been...

>Another story finds the Spanish conquistadors outside the capital of Puerto Rico at the time, Caparra, where a group of Indians had been captured and subdued. While waiting for Ponce de León to arrive from the capital, the troops amused themselves by harassing the captives. Guilarte de Salazar gave an old Indian woman a folded piece of paper and informed her that it was a letter that was to be carried to the governor- if she refused, she would be fed to the dogs.[7]

>The frightened woman accepted in the hopes of surviving, but after she turned and began down the road Salazar released Becerrillo and commanded him to take her. As she was charged by the dog, the old woman dropped to her knees and prayed "Please, my Lord Dog. I am on my way to take this letter to Christians. I beg you, my Lord Dog, please do not hurt me."[7]

>According to witnesses, Becerrillo stopped short and regarded the woman intently. He sniffed at the woman and the paper in her hands, before turning away, lifting a leg, and marking her with urine. He stood by as the woman returned unharmed to the Spanish troops. Upon his arrival, Ponce de León was informed of what had occurred. He commanded the troops, "Free her and send her safely back to her people. Then let us leave this place for now. I will not permit the compassion and forgiveness of a dog to outshine that of a true Christian

salazar is my spirit dictator

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now i need to find a way to beat the shit out of the romans

i need to sleep more instead of playing so much videogames
it's making me sick

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>>2316029
Never were truer words spoken!

"black feet", though? why would a nord's feet be black? i'm guessing it's because he never wore boots if he was this primitive

>>2316089
I don’t know if they fixed it but you just need a majority of your culture pops in an adjacent province, and you can freely move slaves for gold, so you can daisy chain slaves that you’ve assimilated to instantly colonize all of Siberia. For this guy it’s probably more difficult but for Rome it’s trivial, though probably cost prohibitive in the early game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lscBvsstGX4 [Embed]
do men like this exist in europe

>>2316299
Only east of germany and spain.

Nice

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tfw no gf watching me play

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>tfw no sea elephant pet

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>one copy of vic2 please

piggies do love their memegames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAbgd_1K8uY [Embed]
didn't know this guy played GSGs

>>2315013
>ck3 was ck2 with way more features
Look, a post from earth 2

look, a dead general

73
I'll have you know this general is very much ALIVE and not dead at all after paracucks continues to release fucked patches and unfinished games

hohenhole

it's only dead because of the jannies that delete our posts

just realized that varg is back on youtube

what are you trying to say?

it will be revealed in due to time. but all the information is already there.

and yet, i will never know for various reasons

is it the players or the game for why eu5 screens never impress about the empire on screen
everyone plays the same countries or blobs,...

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why they are like this

>>2314732
I want a city builder that looks like this.

>arid shithole with a brown name
not me

that's a silver name not a brown name doe

la cobre

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why people doesn't talk about capetian incest?
just skimming through kings of france and several capetian princess straight up marries into capetian houses of burgundy, evreux, alencon, anjou, orleans etc
heck Charles II of Navarre and John II of France literally argues about who is more related to the burgundian capetians

because only the most normalfag of normalfags meme habsburgs and their incest and said normalfags do not posses any detailed knowledge, especially about history
educated people know that incest does not cause genetic defects, just compounds the existing features

oh also whenever the main line is going to die out they usually forces their junior line to marry into them
capetians are far more incestous than the habsburgs, its just their incest cousins which is based I suppose and probably why capetians survived unlike niecefucking keksburgs

what a strange question to ask
it's like asking "why doesn't anyone talk about killing their own family"

why doesn't anyone talk about killing their own family?

I am just salty that people talks like Habsburgs were this master at earning kingdoms through when in reality capetians had far more foreign thrones compared to keksburgs
honestly, I blame the cadet branches calling themselves whatever they liked and that results in people thinking d'Anjou is different family from d'Evruex

branding is important

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>le more names
>forgets to add name equivalency
>normies doesn't give a fuck about it
god I hate useless mods like these

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epic mod this

what's "name equivalency"?

incest is wrong

>>2316034
>The three basic variants of feudalism are determined by religion and culture:
>Muslims use Iqta government
>Bön or Buddhist rulers from a Tibeto-Burman culture use Monastic Feudal
>All others use standard Feudal
Not really, unless you're Bon Tibetan. Nice Grinch.

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just for Valois

Philip VI married his first cousin once removed Joan from capetian house of Burgundy
Charles V married his first cousin Joanna from capetian house of Bourbon
Charles VII married his second cousin Marie from capetian house of Anjou
Louis XII married his second cousin once removed Joan from capetian house of Valois

4/7 of them married into their own family
no wonder Charles VI was mad(though probably not considering his descendants kept on inbreeding)

>>2317068
hello answer me

>what's "name equivalency"?
basically take the name James
in german it would be Jakob and in english it would be James while in catalan Jaume
in ck3's culture folder there is file called name equivalency which stores all the similar names hence the above names would look like
James_male:{Jakob Jaume James}
with this if your grandparent was named Karl while you are being french would be called Charles and if you inherit his kingdom you would still be called Charles II while your grandpa being Karl I
but without this name equivalency you basically going to be named Karl even if you were french and if you name yourself Charles and inherit the kingdom your reigning name would be Charles I not Charles II
which kinda punches you out of your immersion eh

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z_R2LtgTxU8?feature=share

>>2317079
>James_male:{Jakob Jaume James}
epic name(s) this
dutch variant typically mogging

"Elvira, you make me think of the twig of a fresh young tree, which I just long to bend,"
this was pickup line between habsburgs btw

vampire elves.. not good

so was roy jay real or no

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In the year of our lord 2026 is there still NOT A SINGLE modern day gay ass gee other than CWE for vic2?
I don't count TFR because it's althistory modern day

the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
>me, facing chinese map hackers on ladda

did anyone hear anything?
must've been the wind...

test

did it pass?

grand strategically speaking, if in crusader kings its best to father as many children as possible, shouldnt it be likewise IRL?
discuss

false premise
in ck2 it's best to have as few children as possible with primogeniture. meanwhile with ultimogeniture you make children until you make the best heir and then become chaste

>false premise
why doe. if your dynasty has no members left you lose the game. by having as many children as possible you ensure that that cannot happen.

more heirs = more claimants = more enemies
1 (one, uno) heir is enough to prevent a game over and any more than that is an unnecessary burden

you have to be a really bad player to base your entire playstyle on avoiding a game over. play to win, not to avoid losing.

being carefree by having multiple children in crusader kucks is unironically based
it keeps the endless cycle of union and division going
chaos is awesome

ok but even so, you dont have to give your sons much power, if any. so any hostile claimants can be swatted away just like that.
also if you have only 1 heir and he dies to unforeseen circumstances then youre "cooked", as the youth would say. you cant savescum irl, you see.

schizo hours

*declines*
this is why you never ally brazil, even if you sphere them for latex

for me, it's sphering all of south america so the retards can't fight each other at all

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i was brutally raped by rome and decided to reset
How the fuck do I build a good army in imperator

its shit how you cant just recruit and have to have a fuckton of pops in your capital region

>>2317437
>How the fuck do I build a good army in imperator
For me, it's heavy infantry, light cavalry, engineers, and supply trains

Are you familiar with the history of the time period featured in a game you're playing beforehand?

550
yes it was revealed to me in a dream

imagine surviving your plane crash only to get put into a helicopter to get you to a hospital

are we being raided or not why does no one ever give me a straight answer

what was your question?
i'll answer when i wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-AK3bRHVo [Embed]