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I made a mascot for sharty's DNB low PPH hours. What do you think? No arrow because I look like this.
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My grandmother browses xitter all day, unironically and does nothing else.
This is a serious question, what do I do about this?
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am drunk and going to school ama
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Rape quote with a rusty knife
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>STOP FUCKING WITH ME IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING
>I DONT CARE ABOUT THE NAS BRIMCOAL, THIS IS MORE IMPROTANT
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>Travelling abroad in Europe.
>Rather than trying any of the poison the locals eat, go to McDonald's.
>Huhh so I'd like a Quarter Pounder meal or something.
>(Visibly confused) uhhh sir could you repeat your order please?
>I'd like a quarter pounder meal please.
>Sir, as far as I'm concerned we have no item by the name of "Quarter Pounder"
>What? But it is the most iconic McDonald's burger…Are you sure you don't have it? Why don't you go check in the back.
>>(Starting to get angry) Sir…I Do not know the item you're referencing…perhaps you mean the "Hamburger Royal"?
>Nah I'd like a quarter pounder meal pretty please.
>>(Getting more angry) Sir i already told you, we dont have that item.
>You guys got to have it! You know, the hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles and mustard?
>>(Angrier) SIR…THOSE ARE THE INGREDIENTS OF THE HAMBURGER ROYAL!!
>Uhhh well then I'd like one hamburger royal meal please. You should have mentioned it earlier.
>>>BRUDHRHDHEIDUDHRJEIDHRIEJDUDUDHD
>5 minutes later
>>>>(on the verge of tears and shaking) Here sir…here's your Hamburger Royal
>>Oh thanks for bringing me my Quarter Pounder!
>>>>…
>>Oh I almost forgot it…You gave me a really good service, so how much do I tip you?
>>>>AHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TIP ME THAT'S LE BAD OVER HERE YOU'RE BEING CULTURALLY INSENSITI-AAAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!
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its okay @Quote we'll be patient!
we Believe in you!
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I made a new soy parody song “Teenage Soyteen”

Soyteen Dirtbag
[Verse 1]
Her name is soytan, I have a dream about her
She is a shiny gem, I’m just a cliitycel
Oh, how she rocks with black hair and some crocs
But she doesn’t bump my threads, and
she doesn’t post on the party
[chorus]
Cuz I’m just a soyteen dirtbag, chuddy
Cuz I’m just a soyteen dirtbag, chuddy
Listen to David thoughie, chuddy, with me ohh
[Verse 2]
Her bull is a dick and smokes weed in school
And he’d simply rape my ass if he knew the truth
He has a big cock, and he drives a iroc
But he doesn’t bump my threads, and he doesn’t post on the party
[chorus]
Cuz I’m just a soyteen dirtbag, chuddy
Cuz I’m just a soyteen dirtbag, chuddy
Listen to David thoughie, chuddy, with me ohh
[Refrain]
Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn’t know what’s gemmy
Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn’t know what’s gemmy
[Verse 3]
Man, I feel like a chud, it’s prom night and I am lonely
Oh my fauci, she’s walking over to me
Snopes this must be fake, my clitty starts to leak
How does she bump my threads, and why does she use the party
[Bridge]
I’ve got two tickets to David thoughie chuddy
Come with me Friday don’t post coaly
I’m just a teenage soyteen, chuddy, ohh
[Refrain]
Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn’t know what’s gemmy
Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn’t know what’s gemmy
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CHUD VS LEFTYPOL: THE MOVIE (ignore weird spelling there were filters when i posted it the 1st time)

>FU.CK FI.CK FU.CK FU.CK! ANOTHER OBVIOUS BAIT MADE MY CLITTY LEAK FOR THE SEVENTIETH TIME THIS DAY ALONE! I SWEAR ONE MORE BAIT AND I'LL GO BANANAS!
*new bait gets posted*
>AHHHHHH F.UCK F.UCK F.UCK! I KNOW YOU LEFTYPOL F.UCKERS ARE BEHIND THIS. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SUBVERT MY B.ASED, REDPILLED AND TRAD WEBSITE INTO ANOTHER LEFTIST HELLHOLE, WEL, NO MORE! I'LL GO SHOTOT UP YOUR SITE 'S HQ (figuratively, I'll actually just go scream slurs hehe)
*Generic Clittycel number 1858483777995326843 goes to seethe to leftypol HQ (which, for the sake of the story, is a physical place)*
>>TAKE THIS *screams the word "nigger* AND THIS *screams the word "faggot"* AND THIS ONE TOO! *screams the word "tranny"*
>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA, IM UNSTOPPABLE, THERES NOTHING YOU LEFTYCOALERS CAN DO TO STOP ME! I AM YOUR GOD! ALL OF YOU ARE SE.ETHING AFTER WITNESSING MY ARYAN PHYSIQUE!
*Meanwhile on the leftypol HQ admin room*
<*Sigh* it seems we have another leaky leakycel sperging in our civilizated, cultured, progressive and high iq discussion facility…
>Unfortunately…
<You know what that means right..?
>Yeah… *pushes down intercom button*
<Gentlemen, unleash Alunya
>>>THE F.UCK IS AN ALUNYA? BET THAT IT'S THEIR "DEBATE CHAMPION" OR SOME GAY ASS SH1T! EITHER WAY, NO ONE SHALL STOP MY CRUSADE AGAINST THE LEFTIES THAT KEEP MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK!
*Shuttle door starts opening, with smoke coming from it*
>>>BET THIS F4G WILL RUN AWAY THE MOMENT I YELL A SLUR AT HIM!
*Shuttle door keeps opening slowly but dramatically*
>>>I'LL SELF INSERT AS BUFF CHUDJ4K AND HE'LL BE IMMEDIATELY BTFO'ED!
*Shuttle door finally opens, with an ominous figure emerging from it*
>Hey dude, could you stop please? You're being lousy and disrespectful
>>>…
>>>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IS THIS THE BEST YOU GOT LEFTYSH1TS? A GIRL? UHHHH, SCARY!
>Dude cmon, be a grown up
>>>BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LEFTARD CABAL REALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD SCARE ME! HAHAHAHAHA, OH NO, A MEAN GIRL!
>Dude at least let's have a civilizated discussion about this
>OR WHAT? WHAT YOU GONNA DO DISGUSTING FOI-POOOOOW!
>*Slaps c.hud* Please learn to be a decent human being and grow up *Returns to the Shuttle door, which slowly starts closing*
>>>>Ow ow ow ow…I'm such a weak manlet that that little slap left me in critical condition…But ive finally felt the warm touch of a woman… Perhaps I should of been a leftist….
>>>>>*dies of clitty fracture because hot girl alunya's slap made his Johnson go into overload mode*
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I backed up the brimstone winter 26 page from my phone. Please use it to continue the thread
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/4pigmxc0.is_buh91_2025%20archive____chive_117403%2B%3D
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im trans btw

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hello

Im looking for a girlfriend
Pls must be single and attractive
Call me 908 756 2809
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@Quote DO SOMETHING THEY'RE NASing UP /SOY/
DOOO SOMETTTTTHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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ITT: YOUR NAMEROLL WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT

>arrow
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>PPH HALVED
>TOTAL POSTERS DOUBLED

WHAT DID YOU DO
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אלוהים, השמיד את הפולשים האלה.
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imagine playing any of these games and calling yourself a real gamer
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>Tranny on YT
>Soytan profile picture
Soycucks…
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>nusois don't know that Anton Rubenstein's brother, Nikolai, who was a great friend of Tchaikovsky, commissioned him the 1812 overture
SHUT IT DOWN
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GO TO #FPE ON THE IRC RIGHT NOW QUOTE IS EXPLAINING EVERYTHING
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>jak this threads le bad even though they make good soyjaks
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>failed ASCII'jak
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‘jak this video
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Sois..... I'm watchjng TADC help me I dont want to

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Jak 'em!

It's jakkin time.

Requesting a jak of this one.
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ITT we post gemmy nas
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>All this NAS is getting to me.
>Quote… Something must be done.
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geg I just looked at the irc and on #fpe (the actual official channel for all discussions approved my mods since they use #fpe instead of #soy) and people were criticizing quote, froot, and mustard, and then suddenly only le approved fpe trannies were allowed to keep talking (they shut down the discussion)

I hate this fucking website kill all the janitors they're almost worse than 4cuck jannies at this point
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/fit/ - Fit Niggas General

Post healthy eating, your workout routines/experiences, workout goals, bulk/cut advice.

Basically, anyshit related to fitness and health
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>NAS on the catty? Reported. All of it. Reported.
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jack this neutralplier
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Jews did 9/11
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>raping others
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<raping yourself
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this guy posted poopson geg (IAS in upper left corner)
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jannies just fucking ban ias padding instead of shootign EVERYONES FEET IN THE LEG YOU FUCKING RETARDS GOOD LORD
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I have Discord open
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itt we love and cherish mist's memory

lets just say…. I MIST XHIM!
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>putting your own email in swolesome
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Foids deserve rape
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finding rare yfm cds and pooping on them
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Possible gemmy raid?
https://nhnb.org/
Also, The site is just a dead corpse geg, literally has only 1 PPD, this is just gonna be an easy one.
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>You can't park in this place. You're disabled, and there are no disabled parking spots here.
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>putting your full legal name as your burner accounts email
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♥♠️ sỖ𝓎Ť𝓪ᑎ ⓑ𝕝ⓐⒸ𝐤єĎ 𝕡Ỗ𝓡𝕟σ ☆♥ = = = > https://we𝕓irc.soyjak.st/#fpe
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>Yes, I was born on January 1st, 2000.
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https://youtu.be/leVPtymjass

o mi doctos what is this freaky ahh or however the homo is animated
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What does the ImgOps button even do? I can't find any documentation on it on the 'ki.
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baby
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>>creating your favorite martian
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I want to rape every unironic user of this fucking site.
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Petition to make this the preferred self insert for QVOTE
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Demonstration

>Do you have anymore honeybuns?
<No, sorry, we don't keep backstock.
>WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
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What did you eat today?
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>Why yes, I touch receipts and as a matter of fact I eat them as well. Is there an issue?
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Everyone here looks like this, or something.
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>I AM THE GREAT SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN, BOW DOWN TO ME NOW
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new bait found

>deleted the original thread because you rolled alicia award
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the sharty status quo


DOES, Soyteens, froggers and giggers hate quote?
bump this so more people can vote or algo
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ITT we discuss why quote is a faggot nigger who can't do xer job
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>DUDE, YOU DID A MURDER, FOR WHAT??
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>*Rings doorbell 20 times in quick succession*
>Oops, wrong person.
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>Ribbit! Toadally confirmed, dude! I'm a frogposter now, leaping into this chat with webbed feet and an unwavering commitment to deep web discourse. Prepare to hop into a stew of toxic memes and dank lulz, because this amphibian ain't holding back!
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>deleted the original thread because you rolled alicia award
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uncjak
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What did you like about the site within each owners reign?
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>Hello!! I just wanna say something to all those who seem to relate themselves to Sayori:
>
>You are very strong. You have made it this far despite having surroundings that discomfort you or make you feel unloved. Don't ever ever give up on yourself❤️, you deserve love just like everyone else. You are not an object, you are not a pet, and you are not nothing, worthless, or useless, you are a person, just like everyone else, every person matters, every person deserves love and kindness just like the rest of us❤️. Value yourself. I want you to say to yourself "I love myself, I value myself, I am strong, and I have hope" as a reminder that you are also loved. Even if life is being a total jerk, just remember that there is atleast one person or more who cares for you. I care for you, there are people you know who care for you, there are people in the internet who also care for you, because you matter. And if you are feeling down, go take a break, talk to a trusted someone, or if you prefer or need alone time, maybe scroll through some nice or funny tiktoks/Instagram reels/youtube shorts, get some rest, listen to music yall like, read a nice book, watch yall fav animes/musicals/series/etc., and get a sweet treat. You deserve and need it❤️. Have a good day everyone!!
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>make it only 1 image because of IAS padding
>effectively kill colortext stories (usually gems)
>make IAS padding worse because people are just goint to put soyjaks in the corner of random images now
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NUVARIANT: MICROJAK
embed microjak somewhere in your NAS to post it on /soy/
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>I assure you it is CRUCIAL to the plot that the stronger a magic spell is, the more calories it consumes, leading to all of the strongest mages naturally being overweight so they can have bigger mana reserves. There are definitely no alternate interests for this plot, and I will not accept any changes
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>still no gems and new OCs
>brimstone still everywhere
>most low quality bait you can ever fall or
>can't post more than 4 images AGAIN
yup i think this is another SHUT IT DOWN classic
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<Geg Biggoted Incels Won't eat me
>IWKDWQWLQ#@!@!#@#@#@##@!@#!
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yummy 'log nya~
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>Is coffee (You)?
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why is he the pineapplejak
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>sharty mods and jannies and admins just browse /qa/ because they think it's "more interesting"
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russians on internet are so annoying especially in valve games
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>being a nigger
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I was just about to glaze the sharty for how epic being able to post multiple pics in a single post is and shit on 4cuck and other SNCA altchans for not having ts when obsessed janjans made ts one pic mode
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ITT we devise a plan to kill the soysphere before it gets any worse
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ITT we post gems I'll start
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Nu 'toss.
>
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nusois don't even know how to embed stuff in images
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itt we post pepe
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I think mustard is an actual tranny. Like not as a joke. As in he legitimately thinks he's a woman.
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WHY CAN YOU ONLY POST 1 IMAGE AT A TIME
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Nothing will ever top when 4cuck got hacked, absolute gemmiest time this site ever had.
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test
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Nusois if you post ip's it auto censors for some reason
xxx.xx.xxx.xx
drop your ip below and it auto censors geg
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I would honestly guess at least 30% of modern "soyteens" are trannies
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>Yesphono
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NUINFORMATION ABOUT POOPSON
I am a time traveler from mid-2027 (can't say exact date as to not mess things up)
>REDDIT SPACE
Poopson IS real and it WAS posted in my time. it marked the end of the Second Soypocalypse, as the Third Soytastrophe.
>REDDIT SPACE
First Soytastrophe
The First Soytastrophe occured between May 13-27, 2026. it was caused by auto-whitelisting IPs allowing for mass 'p spam. one 'p video won out over them all and it was posted incessantly. (can't reveal details as to not describe literal 'p)
>REDDIT SPACE
Second Soytastrophe
The Second Soytastrophe occured from December 30, 2026 to January 1, 2027. AI 'o of frames of the 'p was generated, like nucados. since it wasn't autoflagged it was ALSO spammed by bots, until Quote reverted the autowhitelist.
>REDDIT SPACE
Third Soytastrophe
The Third Soytastrophe was the final, occuring on May 27, 2027. The 'o 'p and even the original 'p video was 'jakked frame by frame, creating in a vile and wretched 'jak so awful it made soyteens kill themselves and brought /soy/ to 2 PPD. i am one of the last 'teens not to have seen the poopson, but this site is dying quickly.

HELP US
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janny can i have my notes please
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Can we make a new soybooru where namefagging is banned and is made to archive jaks
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>>>/qa/907272
what is this im trans btw
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THE ENTIRE SOYSHERE HAS BECOME A BUNCH OF NAMETRANNIES JERKING EACH OTHER OFF ABOUT RETARDED TROONSLOP AND DRAMA

YOU CAN CHECK THE BAN PAGE AND SEE c0e7 IS BANNING NAMETRANNIES OVER SOME AUTISTIC SHIT ABOUT DIGITAL CIRCUS AND FPE OR SOMETHING
https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/908159.html

/SOY/ AND THE BOORU ARE CONSTANTLY BEING SPAMMED WITH PORN FROM SOME LITERAL TROONSLOP FPE WITH MOD'S APPROVAL
WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE THE MODS SUPPORT THIS AND ACTUALLY GOON TO IT. THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME ON /QA/ AND #FPE ON THE IRC

THE BOORU ITSELF IS JUST PORN AND NAMETRANNY DRAMA NOW

QUOTE AND HIS CABAL OF ACTUAL TRANNY JANNIES HAVE KILLED THIS WEBSITE. IT'S 4CHAN ALL OVER AGAIN

SHUT IT DOWN.
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Jannies besides Pinning, Restricting, Deleting, Locking, Moving, Force sageing, Adding Text, and Adding Music, please do something else to this thread if possible
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>janjans are cattywiping threads because xhey're being questioned
>oneshot 'p gets approved by cumstard on the 'booru
>'booru itself is brim because of certain nametrannies uploading porn with a slapped on neutralplier face
I'm calling it, QUOTE IS ADMIN 6
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It’s just dawned on me that I’ve been browsing here for 4 years
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SVM Progress
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>bait so so fun to bait Soyteens on the sharty even though it derails threads and ruins the sharty futherr I love posting my tranny bait into the sharty oh my 'p how much I love baiting Soyteens it's my number one passion
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im a trans bbc slut
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>deleting the original thread because you rolled alicia
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name roll if you feeling lucky
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>YOU CAN DRINK THE BBC IN THE GAME?!?!?!?!!!!?
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>mods don't use /soy/ anymore just /qa/
>mods don't even use #soy on irc anymore just #fpe
>booru has become a porn site where nametrannies make porn art of each other and their favorite troonslop
I'm actually thinking it's about time. We had a good run but I don't want trannies to desecrate the corpse of soy culture anymore than they already have. It's time to shut it down.
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Add Jeffery epstien to the namerolls and it redacts half the words you say
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Life story of Till Krannies

>
<Till Krannies was born through artificial insemination, after Troonella decided to have a ethical non-monogamy relationship with a pooner, who birthed Till. Till was named because Troonella wanted to reclaim the slur so it would be useless to le heckin' bigoted chuds.
<After Troonella ACKED when Till was the age of 18, Xhe would follow in xer mothers footsteps and troon out after being influenced by xer, and spending too much time on reddit.
<A year later, xhe would die from blood loss from an axe wound surgery, as the indian doctor who performed it in an alleyway wasn't trustworthy.
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Soy implosion on x(the everything app) at the moment
Post IAS from shitter, Reddit, or Bluesky
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>LE WHAT
>SHARTY SHUT IS DOWN
>YES YES YES YES
>JARTY WQN
>JARTY WQQQQQQQN
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>working in an office job
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say her name, or whatever
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nusois don't even say "that's aryan shemmycuck" anymore. They just look at you and say "gigachad.png"
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Hey guys its me kuz, YES that kuz and im here to announce that im buying the sharty.

how did i recover from aids? its a long story, but for now im changing the name of the site from soyjak.party to just p.party

'P must be in every thread.
So get ready comrade, its going to be a hell of a ride from now on! lets get the party started!
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Ban my mom from the sharty
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>NOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECCIN FAILRAIDERINO THREAD
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>check video game credits
>Alice
>Lily
>Lilith
>Lilith
>Stephanie
>Josephine
>Sandra
>Lilith
>Lilith
>Lilith
>Lilith
>Lilith
>Sophie
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gd collab thread part 2

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britain won
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We're bringing magnifyjak back in 2026
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>>>/pol/, >>>/qa/, and every other board still has a 4 image limit. Geg >>>/soy/cucks JSID
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>the great /soy/ reset
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yo why did the thread talking about quote and mpa get deleted?
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Janitors, please lock this thread but don't delete it.
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>calling all frogcacas pedos because one nigger false flagged
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The Soysphere is finally shutting down and thats okay
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NIGGER WHY IS EVERY THREAD GETTING DELETED
GIVE US SOME ANSWERS PLEASE JANNIES
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All chuddies will be hugged
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>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT ANOTHER CATTY WIPE!!!
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Why one image limit
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what the fuck is going on with this site
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I remember when these "woahjacks" weren't so BIGOTED and chuddy. What happened?
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<itt we post soy animals
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NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>no more brimstone winter thread
…now what?
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A FROGNIGGER POSTED EMBEDDED 'P ON A BIG NIGGER LIPS
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>Wiping the log whilst we were raiding that drawing EPI place, deleting all the gemmy screenshots of a winraid
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>just super sludged my big crinkly trans flag diaper to video essay gemmies again
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ADMIN 6 IS REAL though
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Hi mustard
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Insider info on why the catty was reseted take a screenie before they silence me

>Ma'am we've just accidentally posted the link to the secret jannycord 'p stash and we're only getting "you cant delete posts this old" when trying to delete it cuz since it was posted by a janny, the thread is jannyprotected by jannyflare, what do we do?
<*from the darkness, with a terrorific citric voice* wipe everything…
>yes xhir
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Finally a game where i can enjoy gems while doing laundry. What do you 'teens think about this?
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ADMIN 6 IS COMING. IT'S OVER.
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>the "Hi" thread is still up for some reason
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Hello frogGQDS, I need an image of Pepe exposing his rear end in a comical or insulting manner ASAP! GOGOGO
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The catty wasn't wiped, take your meds.
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I still have the geometry dash collab level thread open. How do I save it as HTML? Chrome is cancelling the save as button for me o algo.
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'g in thread
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Jannies are deleting threads discussing the 'log wipe
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Oh jannies, look what you did
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YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE US YOU CATTY WIPER
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jannies, why did you cattywipe?
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'ru full of dust, catty wipe… jsid
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>rare
>medium rare
<medium (insert gigachad image here)
>medium well
>well done
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Just kill this subhuman already
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why do trannies so called """"""""foids"""""""" like this stupid fucking slavshit aesthetic it's just some boring ass apartment in this shit hole
>OH MY SLAVSHIT AESTHETIC THIS IS SO FOGGY SILENT HILL DEPRESSED ASS RUZZIAN CORE XISTER AM GONNA PUT THIS IN MY TRANNYCORE ALBUM
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Nophono thread

What the most useless peice of information that you know for some reason
<REDDIT SPACE
Minecraft nintendo switch edition is an inaccessible version of minecraft that unfortunately never had a physical copy, you could only buy the license for it for like a year before bedrock became the norm. That being said i own it and surprisingly the minigame servers are still up, and ive noticed that most of the people who play the minigames still have japanese usernames.
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Where do i go to watch war footage. WPD sucks
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Hi i just found this website on soyjak party video archive channel what do i do here?
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>implements new flood prevention system
>it prevents some people from posting normally
>cattywipes still happen
Can we just behead quote already?
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legends say there is a brimstone rpg maker game, called lona rpg, made by a chink in some textile sweatshop in china, its main mechanics are pre teens being raped by disgusting niggers….

and worst of all……

its….
thirty……
FUCKING…….
dollars……

oh and it gets worse, it never goes on sale…..

but its all a rumor, but supposedly it has been proven by snopes to exist…..
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NOOOOOOO I CANT POST 2 GIGAS
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watchniggersdie.net
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ITT we make a soy version of "my fatherland is dying


https://youtube.com/watch?v=XuHM0Z9qNrw
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We're reaching kuz levels of schizophrenia from the mods
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sneajer is the best chinktok account to play over holocaust documentaries
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Where threads?
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>
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>Thread specified does not exist.
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SOMEONE POSTED THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES IN A THREAD I SAW IT I WAS TOO LATE TO SAVE IT THE JANNIES CLEARED THE WHOLE FUCKING LOG IT'S HAPPENING
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QUOTE YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN
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cattywipe from here on if love 'p and traiso
>
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First they came for the spin text, and I did not speak out
Because I wasn't a lag spammer.

Then they came for the canvas, and I did not speak out
Because it doesn't scare me.

Then they came for the soymoji, and I did not speak out
Because I wasn't a spammer.

Then they came for multi-file posting, and I did not speak out
Because I only lurk.

Then they came for me
And there was no one left to speak for me.
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the creatures deleting the 'log and restricting us to 1 image must be pretty (((unfunny)))
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>reposting your old threads after catty wipe
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QUOTE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU QUOTE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU QUOTE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU QUOTE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU QUOTE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU QUOTE I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU
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wanted to share this gemmy screencap since im bored
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restricting us to one image wont make you a real woman quote
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nigga who wiped the 'log
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rate the best rpgmaker game


after weeks, its finally time to make this poll. we have gotten down to our last 2 contestants so lets vote and see what happens.
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>running out of storage so you set the image limit to one
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Marge wtf are these bans doe
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cado on the log
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>nusois dont have the expertise to make 1 image only soytexts like picrel
oh nonono
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naney naney boo boo quote is a faggot ha ha ha ha ha HAAAA
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naney naney boo boo quote is a faggot ha ha ha ha ha HAAAA
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naney naney boo boo quote is a faggot ha ha ha ha ha HAAAA
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fuck this shit website
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naney naney boo boo quote is a faggot ha ha ha ha ha HAAAA
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>Catty wipe a dnb
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quote is admin 6
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uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…
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can't put more than one image quote go fuck yourself you fucking faggot
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so why did quote just do that? fuggen jerdee
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did someone cattywipe
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Every fur ought to be a macho macho fur
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have their own life style and ideals
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal
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HEY NUSOI
SMOKE A CIG WITH CIGJAK!
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CIGJAK CIG JAKKKKKKSSSSS
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SMOKED A CIG AWARD
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CIGJAK
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>1 image limit
why
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NUSOIS MUST SMOKE CIGS CIGJAK CIGJAK CIGJAK
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'>GIVE ME MY FUCKING 𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕠𝕤''
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SMOKING A CIG NUSOIS
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CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK
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QUOTE SAYS CIGJAKS WABAG
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Being a porn animator is as close as alot of people are going to get at working for raytheon or northrop grumman. Their both creating things made to destroy and degenerate and harm society soley for profit. It's a shame that money is the root of all evil because it's the best system we can create
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>AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE MY SOYJAKRINOS THEY ALL HECKING THANOS SNAPPED AWAY NOOOOOOO YOU HEARTLESS JOYLESS WHIMSYLESS JANNY CHUD I WORKED SOOO HARD ON THEM
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CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK
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If you chuds make music. What VSTs do you guys use to make music?
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SMOKING A CIG AT CIGJAK
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CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK
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Your ID is your hair color
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billions must scritch
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>WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FRIENDS NOw?!
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>Right-wing Undertale fans are such a pathetic and delusional phenomenon
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I LOVE CIG JAKSSSSS
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CIG JAKS WABAG
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MUH CIG JAK
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SMOKES CIGS AWARD
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CIG JAK GEMMIESSSSS
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CIG JAK GEMMIES
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CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAKSSSS
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CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
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ITT VVE PQST TVRKGEMMIES
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CIG JAK CIG JAK CIG JAK
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>where did my bald men with glasses go!!!
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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>SUPER SAGGING MY SOYTAN DIAPER GEMMIES
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'pold on the 'og
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QUOTE IS BARON TRUMP

I MADE A THREAD TALKING ABOUT HOW TRUMP MADE THE TROONJAK FACE AND HOW BARON IS CHRONICALLY ONLINE… AND JANNIES CATTYWIPED.
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>Wiping all the threads because the 1300 reply foid bait thread was killing the catalog performance
Just shut this scrote site down
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At least keep the Triple Thrembo thread that naturally lasted 13 days without looping
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>catalog wiping
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Quote fuck you
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'plier bros
We have a fresh new log let's fill it with neutralpliers.
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hello.
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>wiping the catty for literally NO REASON
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>>>14738613 (me)
>Gem + key + schway + ID + based + redpill + playstation 3 + fazbeared + caesar salad + ketchup + quisit + goon + topaz + poop + poop2 + gabbro + gemerald + Hitler + jezail + galaxy gas + toast + TND + BBC + BWC + FNF + twp + druid + tbp + bloomery + fligugigu + Diamonds + poop3 + gold + jamaican jump + adamantine + sawed + platinum + anvil + optical computing + sump + silver + vantawhite + semtex explosives + war scythe + Teletubies backpack + aryan + jeffy + space niggers + sproke + hydraulic ram + fortress + meds + granite + donald duck sneakers + all wrapped up in one big burrito
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kys big nigger lips spammer
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And everyboldy died
The end
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>witnessing catty wipe
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Hi.
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♥♠️ sỖ𝓎Ť𝓪ᑎ ⓑ𝕝ⓐⒸ𝐤єĎ 𝕡Ỗ𝓡𝕟σ ☆♥ = = = > https://we𝕓irc.soyjak.st/#fpe
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🐝☺ s𝐎Į𝒸υⒸ𝓴 𝕣ⒶP𝕖 ᑭỖ𝕣ℕO ☆♡ = = = > https://webirc.soyjak.st/#fpe
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♥♠️ sỖ𝓎Ť𝓪ᑎ ⓑ𝕝ⓐⒸ𝐤єĎ 𝕡Ỗ𝓡𝕟σ ☆♥ = = = > https://we𝕓irc.soyjak.st/#fpe
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FUCK YOU MODS
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FUCK YOU JANNIES I WAS HAVING FUN IN SOME GEMMY THREADS
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELVES
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>'catty wiping AGAIN
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Kill jannies
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🐝☺ s𝐎Į𝒸υⒸ𝓴 𝕣ⒶP𝕖 ᑭỖ𝕣ℕO ☆♡ = = = > https://webirc.soyjak.st/#fpe
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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the Snarky poopy
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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