/soy/ - Soyjaks

NUINFORMATION ABOUT POOPSON
I am a time traveler from mid-2027 (can't say exact date as to not mess things up)
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Poopson IS real and it WAS posted in my time. it marked the end of the Second Soypocalypse, as the Third Soytastrophe.
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First Soytastrophe
The First Soytastrophe occured between May 13-27, 2026. it was caused by auto-whitelisting IPs allowing for mass 'p spam. one 'p video won out over them all and it was posted incessantly. (can't reveal details as to not describe literal 'p)
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Second Soytastrophe
The Second Soytastrophe occured from December 30, 2026 to January 1, 2027. AI 'o of frames of the 'p was generated, like nucados. since it wasn't autoflagged it was ALSO spammed by bots, until Quote reverted the autowhitelist.
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Third Soytastrophe
The Third Soytastrophe was the final, occuring on May 27, 2027. The 'o 'p and even the original 'p video was 'jakked frame by frame, creating in a vile and wretched 'jak so awful it made soyteens kill themselves and brought /soy/ to 2 PPD. i am one of the last 'teens not to have seen the poopson, but this site is dying quickly.

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