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World War OneShot
Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
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Irreparable damage to the booru and its comment section Thousands of man hours that could have been spent doing literally anything remotely productive or fun wasted | |||||||
World War OneShot is an ongoing shitflinging war on the 'ru between jimbo and pretty much the entire SoyBooru (blud is on a one man army geeeeg). It is the war that led to the satokofication of jimbo.[2]
History[edit | edit source]
This entire war stemmed from jimbo being an ERPing faggot on the Schlog, whilst he was only popular on that sector of the Soysphere, once he joined the Soybooru, it all went downhill. He was mostly known for dickriding the game OneShot[3], but he would later gain infamy for his said ERPing with users like TerryCrews and attentionwhoring, which would make people post slopjak edits of him.
Z-Alliance[edit | edit source]
During the conflict, the Z-Alliance or WannaZees according to its detractors was formed. It was a short-lived namefag alliance on the SoyBooru that lasted for about 2 days. It consisted of 4 smelly brappers who claimed to be "disciples of Warrior-Z". Its members infamously brapped up comments with their copypastas and had a distaste for any jimbo fans and Warrior-Z haters. The group had a falling out, and ultimately ended when Warrior-Z himself told them to disband[4].
The members of the alliance were Dunchenman, epx7fclhdrp/GillKoyim, LapisLazuli/Judge Gem, and trevor, even THOUGH GillKoyim refused to partake in Z-Alliance activity and denied being a member.
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The End of Judge so Gem
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It's over...
Namefags and Belligerents[edit | edit source]
jimbo Supporters[edit | edit source]
- jimbo: Pretty much the target of this whole war, known for spamming "chudfaggot" copypastas with a brown troonjak of Chud1.
- cutebooru: Pooner drawfag who uploads NAS posts using soyjaks as reference for xer art.
- CuteFurryFemboyUWU
: Retarded Slovenian baittranny who eventually got banned for being a pedonigger. Made pro-jimbo posts[5].
- Garf: Argensimian shroomcuck.
No longer uses the shroom after making shroom janny leak. - Slvt4BIBISI: Bait account.
jimbo Haters[edit | edit source]
- Doll: That's right, the man himself, Doll is going against jimbo under a new alias "hotdoghead", he's been commenting under posts featuring slopjaks/brown soyjaks "jimbo", and sometimes he just comments stuff about killing, torturing or terrorising jimbo.
- Chuds/Chudfaggots: Anonymous SoyBooru users, same thing as the 2 above.
- congo_aryan: One of the oldest combatants, has been commenting on every black soyjak "jimbo looks like this".
- JimboClittyLeakageArchive: Same thing as congo_aryan, rather he'd post a copypasta commemorating jimbo's death.
- OPShredder: Lebanese nophono tired of jimbo's gooner "antics".
- SloppyJakky: Israeli shroomGOD, making a game about jimbo too[6][7]. And is jimbo's biggest opp just after JCLA and congo_aryan.
- Veiron: Polish soytuber that's been going against jimbo these last couple of days.
- Z-Alliance:
- Dunchenman
- ESLBrapzilian attentionwhore who shitflings in the comments and behaves the same way Jimbo does (which is soydueling with speechbubble spam). Previous tried to copy from BBGHAST and shitfling with him for Soytan. Was responsible for creating the alliance, and, eventually, ending it🗝️.
He goons to Soytan and admitted himself that he was EPI’d as a child as an excuse.He now claims that he managed to overcome his obsession with Soytan and that he no longer goons to her - epx7fclhdrp/GillKoyim - Another Brapzilian namefag who shitflings and spams comments in pair with Dunchenman. Denied his affiliation with the Z-Alliance.
- LapisLazuli/Judge Gem - Was known for his extreme obsession with Warrior-Z and his botched attempt at making a comic where he self inserts himself being submissive and obedient towards Z. Perhaps the
leastmost autistic member of the alliance (compared to its other members), who, in the end, would experience a massive spergout and announce his retirement from the booru. He still comments every now and then but has abandoned the Judge Gem moniker. - trevor
- Iraqi-Kurdish-American namefag, arguably the most retarded and hated member of the alliance. Would later become booru's nu-most hated namefag due to his constant spergouts, spam and attentionwhoring.
- Dunchenman
Copypastas[edit | edit source]
Jimbo's Copypasta[edit | edit source]
Z-Alliance[edit | edit source]
GapeNewell's Facts[edit | edit source]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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A concen-RESTURANT made by jimbo during the war to
torture chudfaggotsSERVE TRADITIONAL AFRICAN CUISINE -
jimbo (xis self-insert because xe's too w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ BLACK) after being forced to fight against "LE EVIL CHUDFAGGOTS"
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dreaming of da chudfagots
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An anti Warrior-z toss made by jimbo during the earliest phase of the oneShot war
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jimbo in xis car
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Jimbo
once used a suggestive Niko pic as xis profile picture
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DOLL Vs. jimbo [8]
Citations
- ↑ https://soyjak.forum/threads/are-there-jimbo-supporters-in-the-shroom.6635/post-343702
- ↑ https://archive.ph/kZxP1 https://archive.ph/sTC3A https://archive.ph/FJ3Jm https://archive.ph/yIofL
- ↑ Look at his 'ru profile bro geg, also his pfp is literally Niko.
- ↑ https://archive.today/WSEVa
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1117-1133-53/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/140354
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1117-1045-16/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/144510
- ↑ https://archive.ph/KGf6B
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/153946
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