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یہ ویب صفحہ ایک جواہر ہے۔
GemersonLakeAndPalmer is darker than coal...
>Uhhhhh i don't speak spaghetti-o's or something like that
GemersonLakeAndPalmer

Chadson

NationalityPakistani
OccupationJanny
Years active2023-Present
Best known forFlagspam
IAS?No
Soyjak Wiki accountUser:GemersonLakeAndPalmer
SoyBooru accountGemersonLakeAndPalmer

GemersonLakeAndPalmer!bgrbU6lC4. (Urdu: جیمرسن لیک اینڈ پالمر) (Born: April 29, 2009)[1] also known as CoalersonLakeAndNigger, KikersonLakeAndPooner, NiggersonLakeAndPalmer, FaggersonCuckAndJarter,[2] CrimeasonCrimeaAndCrimealmer,[3] BrapsonBraphogandBrimstoneNigger,[4] JeetersonKikeAndCoaler,[5] CoalersonLakeAndBrapper[6], FlagspammonBrapandShitter[7] and many other names by haters such as Joel, is a Pakistani Chadtholic SoyBooru approver from Lahore who is a regular poster on both soyjak.party and soyjak.forum, he posted on soyjak.blog up until its shutdown. His username is based on a british rock band from the 70s btw, if that matters.

he's best known for being a pajeet-turk mutt shitskin[it just is, ok?] who used to larp as a Pakistani subhuman,[8] constantly posting every single day into his SNCA schlog blog about his boring ass life ever since March 9, 2024 (as of February 12, 2025[9] June 10, 2025[10], he's still doing it) and spamming retarded flag edits on the 'ru, causing him to steal GETs like the 98,000 one,[11] the 80,000th post overall, and most famously the 100,000th get from the 'ru[12] itself. even though almost all of his flag edits are requests from others on the booru, how xhe is not banned yet let alone is an approver is because he actually approves stuff and doesn't spam child porn like bu5t unknown.

He gave up alcohol for lent or something. He currently goes to college for Computer Science.[13] He has a cousin who is a Jehovah's Witness pastor who gave a sermon so bad at his grandma's funeral it gave his mom's friend a heart attack[14]

/dem/ run[edit | edit source]

GemersonLakeAndPalmer once ran for president of /dem/ for the 3rd presoydential election but didn't make it to the second round.

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Citations

  1. ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/gemersons-blog.455/page-21
  2. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/107300 (archive.today link)
  3. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/107649 (archive.today link)
  4. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/118314 (archive.today link)
  5. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/119824 (archive.today link)
  6. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/147032 (archive.today link)
  7. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/147942 (archive.today link)
  8. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/87934
  9. ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/gemersons-blog.455/page-52 (archive.today link)
  10. ↑ https://soyjakblog.com/threads/455/page-66
  11. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/98000 (archive.today link)
  12. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/100000 (archive.today)
  13. ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/gemersons-blog.455/#post-6243
  14. ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/gemersons-blog.455/page-9
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