[–] ▶ №14717513[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14717785
>ATTENTION COMPANY! TONIGHT'S THE DAY! THE DAY WE FINALLY, ONCE AND FOR ALL DEFEAT THE SHARTY AND CLAIM OUR RIGHTFULL PLACE AS THE DOMINANT AND HEGOMONIC SOYJAK SITE.
>AM I CLEAR MAGGOTS
>Jake1: Oh man…it's so hard to try to focus on all this yap when lute's bulge is jumping up and down as he talks…gosh…he's so grandeous…i hope I can control myself tho cuz I wouldn't want to do the sharty elimination operation with my panties wet ~Baka
<Jake2: Goshhh…..lootey patoosey is TEASING me with his promiscuity…after yesterday's reverse buck breaking session performed over my bussy by mental outlaw I thought I would be his forever >////<… b-but I'm having second thoughts
>I SAID AM I CLEAR?
>(At unison) SIR YES SIR (awkwaaaaaard)
>THEN GO GOOD FOR NOTHING MAGGOTS AND KILL THEM ALL! BRING ME FROOT'S HEAD! DESTROY THE SHARTY!
>HELL, IF YOU DO IT CORRECTLY I MIGHT LET YOU CLEAN OFF STRATOGEM'S TRANSGIRL SEMEN OUT OF MY BUSSY! GO!
>(thinking, at unison) Oh gosh…. Finally, a real incentive 7w7!!!!
*An epic halo jump from the jarty plane and parachuting into enemy territory (so the sharty) thru the dark night sky scene later*
>Jake1: we did it!! All and well, only my panties are slightly pissed but we did it! Now we must locate froot
<Jake2: Yeah…but how we'll know who he is? Lootey patoosey said that our intelligence reported he was a charmer with a silver tongue, but how could that possible help us find him?
<Hello, you must be the new burundian discord kittens I ordered thru Air mail. Welcome to your new home
>Jake1: Oh my gosh jake2…that's gotta be him…he's quite the stud…
<Jake2: Focus jake1! We need to accomplish the mission daddy lute assign-oh yeah I get what you're saying sheeeeesh look at THAT BULGE
<So…kittens…you coming to the jannycord goon cave or what?
>*both start salivating as they presence froot on his frootness
>>Jake1: Ohhhghhhhhhh♡ frootey patoosey-watooseyyy, you’re looking quite stunningly breedable today for a silly lil shartycuckie ૮₍˶•⤙•˶₎ა teheeee! No need to scurry off to the dark gooncave, masterrrr >ᴗ<, we can UNDRESS YOU slow and teasingly right here in front of everyoneeee kyaaaa~ ♡♡ and start playing with your GIGANTIC, throbbing, juicy CITRIC cockie RIGHT THIS INSTANT ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა 7u7!! Just the naughty thought of it has me already leaking sticky pre all down my thighsies from my clitty, drip drip, heheeee~ (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) and we haven’t even gotten to the super-duper GOOD part yetttt, eeeee! Screw that pathetic johnsoncel lute foreverrrr >////<, we don’t need him or his sad little twp anymore at allll cuz we’ve both become totally mindless, drooling slaves to BIG FROOT COCK ૮ ˶′ﻌ ′˶ ა ♡ m-mlem… puff puff… g-gonna edge to queen froot all nightyyy ♡
<<Jake2: Jakeeyyy! Kyaaaaaaa…you're SOOOO super-duper RIGHT >w<! Ohmygoshhhh, not even that silly mental nigger's thicc BBC nor stratomommy's pretty trans girl cockie could EVER compete with her supreme MAJESTY froot-samaaaa senpaiiii ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა ♡♡! Kyahhh lookie lookie at dat super bulgie-wulge! It's so flawlessly PERFECT and deliciously ROUNDED, eeeeeek ૮⸝⸝> ◡ <⸝⸝ ა! GOSHHHHHH, OHMYSTARS, it's gonna be all MINE MINE MINEEEE and completely ALL MINE foreverrrr teheee~ ૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ˂̵͈᷅ ₎ა! Frooteyyyy my queen, I totally SUBMIT my tight lil bussy-wussy and eager mouthie to you right nowww, cuz they’d literally serve NO greater purpose than worshipping your divine goddess cock ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ~nyaaan :3c ♡ puff puff ♡
<(froot doesn't have a jartycuck translator so he just sees them morf into jake-samas and start spouting nonsense) Ughh…seems these burundian kittens came out defective, I'm gonna need to order ones from Lesotho next time
*hours later*
>Sciencedammit! Those useless jakecels can't do shit, haven't gotten any report back from them, neither intelligence has anything on them! Well, guess I'll at least give me a consolation prize for this failed operation.
>start DECIMATING my oral cavities stratocoal, give me so I feel better *Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck*
▶ №14717521[Quote]>>14718251
Jarty's /b/ was full of furry porn
▶ №14717529[Quote]>>14717655
WTF DID I JUST READ
THIS IS LIKE THOSE FREAKY FRUITJAK COPYPASTAS
I MIGHT THROW UP SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME GEMS
▶ №14717556[Quote]>>14717619
Someone add this to the 'ki copypastas page
▶ №14717593[Quote]>>14717619
Gemerald, gonna add this to the 'ki in 1-2 Business hours
▶ №14717619[Quote]>>14717624
>>14717593>>14717556To be fair I did use grok for sissyfing the Sama texts but I usually do it manually
▶ №14717630[Quote]>>14717653
>>ATTENTION COMPANY! TONIGHT'S THE DAY! THE DAY WE FINALLY, ONCE AND FOR ALL DEFEAT THE SHARTY AND CLAIM OUR RIGHTFULL PLACE AS THE DOMINANT AND HEGOMONIC SOYJAK SITE.
>>AM I CLEAR MAGGOTS
>>Jake1: Oh man…it's so hard to try to focus on all this yap when lute's bulge is jumping up and down as he talks…gosh…he's so grandeous…i hope I can control myself tho cuz I wouldn't want to do the sharty elimination operation with my panties wet ~Baka
><Jake2: Goshhh…..lootey patoosey is TEASING me with his promiscuity…after yesterday's reverse buck breaking session performed over my bussy by mental outlaw I thought I would be his forever >////<… b-but I'm having second thoughts
>>I SAID AM I CLEAR?
>>(At unison) SIR YES SIR (awkwaaaaaard)
>>THEN GO GOOD FOR NOTHING MAGGOTS AND KILL THEM ALL! BRING ME FROOT'S HEAD! DESTROY THE SHARTY!
>>HELL, IF YOU DO IT CORRECTLY I MIGHT LET YOU CLEAN OFF STRATOGEM'S TRANSGIRL SEMEN OUT OF MY BUSSY! GO!
>>(thinking, at unison) Oh gosh…. Finally, a real incentive 7w7!!!!
>*An epic halo jump from the jarty plane and parachuting into enemy territory (so the sharty) thru the dark night sky scene later*
>>Jake1: we did it!! All and well, only my panties are slightly pissed but we did it! Now we must locate froot
><Jake2: Yeah…but how we'll know who he is? Lootey patoosey said that our intelligence reported he was a charmer with a silver tongue, but how could that possible help us find him?
><Hello, you must be the new burundian discord kittens I ordered thru Air mail. Welcome to your new home
>>Jake1: Oh my gosh jake2…that's gotta be him…he's quite the stud…
><Jake2: Focus jake1! We need to accomplish the mission daddy lute assign-oh yeah I get what you're saying sheeeeesh look at THAT BULGE
><So…kittens…you coming to the jannycord goon cave or what?
>>*both start salivating as they presence froot on his frootness
>>>Jake1: Ohhhghhhhhhh♡ frootey patoosey-watooseyyy, you’re looking quite stunningly breedable today for a silly lil shartycuckie ૮₍˶•⤙•˶₎ა teheeee! No need to scurry off to the dark gooncave, masterrrr >ᴗ<, we can UNDRESS YOU slow and teasingly right here in front of everyoneeee kyaaaa~ ♡♡ and start playing with your GIGANTIC, throbbing, juicy CITRIC cockie RIGHT THIS INSTANT ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა 7u7!! Just the naughty thought of it has me already leaking sticky pre all down my thighsies from my clitty, drip drip, heheeee~ (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) and we haven’t even gotten to the super-duper GOOD part yetttt, eeeee! Screw that pathetic johnsoncel lute foreverrrr >////<, we don’t need him or his sad little twp anymore at allll cuz we’ve both become totally mindless, drooling slaves to BIG FROOT COCK ૮ ˶′ﻌ ′˶ ა ♡ m-mlem… puff puff… g-gonna edge to queen froot all nightyyy ♡
><<Jake2: Jakeeyyy! Kyaaaaaaa…you're SOOOO super-duper RIGHT >w<! Ohmygoshhhh, not even that silly mental nigger's thicc BBC nor stratomommy's pretty trans girl cockie could EVER compete with her supreme MAJESTY froot-samaaaa senpaiiii ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა ♡♡! Kyahhh lookie lookie at dat super bulgie-wulge! It's so flawlessly PERFECT and deliciously ROUNDED, eeeeeek ૮⸝⸝> ◡ <⸝⸝ ა! GOSHHHHHH, OHMYSTARS, it's gonna be all MINE MINE MINEEEE and completely ALL MINE foreverrrr teheee~ ૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ˂̵͈᷅ ₎ა! Frooteyyyy my queen, I totally SUBMIT my tight lil bussy-wussy and eager mouthie to you right nowww, cuz they’d literally serve NO greater purpose than worshipping your divine goddess cock ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ~nyaaan :3c ♡ puff puff ♡
><(froot doesn't have a jartycuck translator so he just sees them morf into jake-samas and start spouting nonsense) Ughh…seems these burundian kittens came out defective, I'm gonna need to order ones from Lesotho next time
>*hours later*
>>Sciencedammit! Those useless jakecels can't do shit, haven't gotten any report back from them, neither intelligence has anything on them! Well, guess I'll at least give me a consolation prize for this failed operation.
>>start DECIMATING my oral cavities stratocoal, give me so I feel better *Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck*
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>>14717624Yeah I know I mean more in the sense off like don't take this as something I did all by myself/credit deserving+I've done bigger soytexts before
▶ №14717653[Quote]>>14717694
>>14717630lys schizopig poster, it already caught on
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>>14717702because I look like this
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>>14717694I fucking love the little reddit creatures so much they deserve to be in everything they need franchises, movies, tv shows, videogames, damn fantasy needs to ditch orks dwarves hobbits and elves and finally add reddit creatures they're quite literally the perfect design and the perfect mascot i truly wish the market was flooded with merch and media full of reddit creatures…
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Fucking kill yourself OP
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>>14717772keep posting schizopig2.gif, it caught on and it's a gem
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>>14717513 (OP)best greentext in months
▶ №14718232[Quote]
Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead I won't take my meds meds I won't take my meds meds once a janny banned me opened a new ip cuz it is gemmy and your shit its brimstone I can post my jak jak whenever I got back back back to post my jaaaaaak
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wordswordswords
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>>14717521so was our /b/ when it existed
then jannies deleted it right when it was starting to get less brimmy
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Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead I won't take my meds meds I won't take my meds meds once a janny banned me opened a new ip cuz it is gemmy and your shit its brimstone I can post my jak jak whenever I got back back back to post my jaaaaaak
