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▶ №228128[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>228146

so I was jerking off while shoving a pencil into my penis and I got too into it and I shoved it in a little too deep and now I can’t get the pencil out of my dick. Please help me and the solution needs to be fast my parents are almost home!

▶ №228129[Quote]>>228131

How the da fuck do you manage to do that?

▶ №228131[Quote]

>>228129
I was VERY horny

▶ №228132[Quote]>>228134

thats so disgusting why did you come up with that

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>>228132
I do it all the time. It’s just this time it was a pencil and it went too deep. ANYWAYS ACTUALLY HELP ME ITS STARTING TO REALLY HURT

▶ №228135[Quote]>>228140

NIGGA YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO THE DOCTOS

▶ №228136[Quote]

MENTAL TOO

▶ №228137[Quote]

Why…

▶ №228138[Quote]

Piss

▶ №228139[Quote]

Also kill yourself, you fucking managed to make a Turkroach feel disgusted, that's how troonpedofaggot the shit you did was

▶ №228140[Quote]>>228141>>228142

>>228135
No. Any options that don’t involve going to the doctors?

▶ №228141[Quote]>>228143

>>228140
Nigger you might hurt yourself even more

▶ №228142[Quote]>>228144

>>228140
Try pissing it out or something

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>>228141
I’m willing to take the chance. no way I want anyone irl to know about this I would rather chop off my dick and become a tranny than have my parents know even remotely that I do this.

▶ №228144[Quote]

>>228142
I will try

▶ №228145[Quote]

Nigga that made it worse. Im literally in so much pain like the piss feels like it’s trying to go back in me. Albeit the pencil did get pushed out a little but it stopped coming out annd could not get it out further. Also some piss came out. The piss was bloody.

▶ №228146[Quote]>>228149

>>228128 (OP)
bait everytol fals tos

▶ №228147[Quote]

this is literally disgusting; like 'o adjacent

▶ №228149[Quote]>>228151>>228155

>>228146
I would sending proof get me banned?

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>>228149

▶ №228154[Quote]

Fr though would sending proof get me banned?

▶ №228155[Quote]>>228156

>>228149
Send proof

▶ №228156[Quote]>>228158

>>228155
Hopefully the nigger sends proof and gets range banned

▶ №228158[Quote]>>228159

>>228156
Ok now I’m scared I will get banned.
Anyways anyone else got any tips to get this pencil dislodged?

▶ №228159[Quote]>>228160

>>228158
Hang yourself so it stops hurting and the world becomes a better place

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>>228159
I’m not sure if hanging myself by my dick will get the pencil out o algo

▶ №228161[Quote]>>228162

ITS STARTING TO SWELL I NEED HELP NOW

▶ №228162[Quote]>>228163

>>228161
call 911 you fat americunt

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>>228162
N. O.

▶ №228164[Quote]

You guys think butter will work? Or like oil or something?

▶ №228165[Quote]

Maybe I should yank it out? Or like get a wire and stick it in to help get the pencil out?

▶ №228166[Quote]>>228167

Ok I decided to piss it out since the last time I did it kinda worked. But now the toilet is covered in blood. Does lemon juice actually help with cleaning blood?

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>>228166
level 200 larp

▶ №228176[Quote]

im archiving ts thread


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