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oh, i guess i can repost this here now
4:19 PM · Dec 12, 2025
i enjoy flippantly invoking rape in reference to cartoon blorbos. its like how people invoke "war criminal" as a cutesy hyperbolic thing for their OCs but im allowed to joke about it
some of these quadrants are kind of complex. like "would let me molest him / would bully me" is the type of dad to be physically abusive but also too pathetic and negligent to set boundaries. the opposite quadrant is a dad who is a pushover but also actively self serving and manipulative
bandit heeler is in a show about how puppies control everything and u have to humiliate yourself for their amusement or you'll die
I hate that I can look at almost every single character here and go “yeah that makes sense”
MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT RENT-LOWERING GUNSHOT! I MISSED YOU SO!
making a note to use "My Emotional Support Rent-Lowering Gunshot" as a song title if I ever get around to recording an emo album
Late but im adding my uncritical support for this
Your taste and mine are like. Identical. Amazing to know. Also a little surprised at goofiest placement on the quadrant. Don't necessarily disagree but surprised
where would the man with the yellow hat be
To be honest Bojack would probably be more to the right if you were a minor 😭😭😭
he's a dad in that one movie (to max) and this is a chart of dads