westley oakes

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23. they/he. autistic, pro-art, and pro-cringe. all ratings are vibes-based. i know my taste is trash, i will Not be working on it <3

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Saw

2004
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

honestly fuck the ‘unrated’ version of this movie for cutting the “i wouldn’t lie to you” line. that is actually criminal. literally whose idea was that because the person who made that decision is going into my saw trap

Wicked: For Good

2025
★★½ Watched

zack snyder better watch out because jon m chu is quickly working his way into becoming my least favorite director!!

i knew in my heart i wouldn’t like this as much as the first but MAN this is a massive step down in quality, in pretty much every way. somehow even less visually appealing than part one, which just devastates me because it’s clear both of these movies, tonally speaking, desperately want to be vibrant and colorful and brimming with life.… more

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Ted

2012
★★★ Watched

it's so weird how many random little things about this movie are genuinely fantastic. like the visual effects and integration of the cgi is absolutely seamless, the score fucking slaps, seth mcfarlane gave a great voice performance,, it's honestly a shame the rest of it is so mid. mark wahlberg you are definitely in my top 2 wahlbergs

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Taylor Swift | The Official Release Party of a Showgirl

2025
½ Added 1

“no good art comes from greed,” says the billionaire who tries to pass this egregiously lazy bloated product featuring only a single new music video as a theatre-worthy experience. “no good art comes from greed,” says the same billionaire who only pumps out the most basic soulless artless fake-deep slop to her millions of cultish fans who eat it up because they’ve never experienced a single critical thought in their lives. “no good art comes from greed,” says the same… more

Saw 3D

2010
★★★★ Liked Rewatched 2

every time i log this movie i feel like a teenage girl trying to justify her shitty boyfriend. like please just hear me out i swear you don’t know him like i do