23. they/he. autistic, pro-art, and pro-cringe. all ratings are vibes-based. i know my taste is trash, i will Not be working on it <3
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2025worse than i remember. i'm noticing a trend for critically acclaimed movies from this year 😬
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2012it's so weird how many random little things about this movie are genuinely fantastic. like the visual effects and integration of the cgi is absolutely seamless, the score fucking slaps, seth mcfarlane gave a great voice performance,, it's honestly a shame the rest of it is so mid. mark wahlberg you are definitely in my top 2 wahlbergs
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