(cache)Lolcow of the Year 2025

BossmanJack

Twice snubbed for Lolcow of the Year, Austin Peterson proves that the flame which burns twice as bright lasts half as long. Released from jail early 2025, his sobriety streak lasted about as long as his turbulent relationships with shady online casinos. His bouts of explosive anger and violent behavior kept him at odds with his family, but what sent Boss back in jail was ordering crack cocaine live on stream. He spent his Christmas at an in-patient rehab facility instead of gambling in his room where he belongs. There is a Bossman-shaped hole in all of our hearts! Read More →

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Hasan Piker

The face of modern socialist politics finds himself in an awkward place after zapping his beloved designer dog, Kaya, on stream. His subsequent trip to China resulted in further faux paws as he was confronted by Chinese police in public and showed off that he had gambled tens of thousands of dollars on horse racing. Hasan is so protected by Twitch that he effectively runs the show there, but his popularity combined with his violent and anti-Israeli rhetoric is bringing down a storm that now threatens the continued existence of the entire platform. Read More →

Mr. & Mrs. Anisa Jomha

Anisa and her husband went into 2025 fighting, but not in the way you'd expect from the showrunners of Creator Clash. With their YouTube boxing event scheduled, no one anticipated they would reboot Content Cop just to take shots at their only stalwart friends. Hasan's audience didn't respond with the support they needed, and H3's response (in which their former coach accused Anisa of not supporting an anti-child marriage campaign) left them ousted from their own event. Despite the total lack of financial stability, they then decided to move up the great white north. Winter in Alberta might be the only thing colder than their future prospects. Read More →

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PirateSoftware

Jason Thor Hall entered 2025 as a recognized and respected game industry expert and ended it completely disgraced. After streaming himself abandoning his friends to die in a permadeath game of World of Warcraft, he vehemently denied he had done anything wrong, despite concrete evidence that he could have helped. While the 'roach out' left a bad taste, it only teed up truly international lolcow antics: Ross Scott (Accursed Farms) publicly stated that his EU #StopKillingGames initiative was doomed entirely thanks to Pirate's lies and misinformation about his campaign. This spurred a million European gamers to sign on in the last month of the campaign specifically to spite Jason, successfully passing it to the ECC. Ouch! Read More →

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Styxhexenhammer666

Tarl Warwick had a promising career as a political commentator living in the Netherlands with his wife and child, but in 2025 he decided to take a new path in life under the wing of his demon lord Stolas. Having abandoned his family in Europe to enjoy alcohol and peruse BPD girls back in the states, he found himself under arrest three times this year alone for domestic situations, leaving us iconic photos of him in handcuffs while dressed as a Vampirate. Be careful: Styx takes credit for cursing the entire state of Louisiana with black magic, and voting him for Lolcow of the Year may have otherworldly consequences! Read More →

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Vinluv Handesbukia

Bryan Truong Pham will do anything for attention on the internet, including but not limited to elder abuse and consuming his own excrement. He befriended lolcow Joe Winko, who streamed his own suicide this year. After giving out mass negative ratings and arguing with users, Pham was banned from Kiwi Farms in November. Read More →

Ang Vondra

Angela Vondra is a very odd woman who draws straight shotacon – cartoon porn of young boys being molested by older women. She says she draws this because she has had hypersexual impulses since childhood. After faking her death, she reemerged, claiming to have communicated with aliens. Read More →

ismemry

Memerey Revels is an obese perennial e-beggar who lives off of other people's donations. She uses her “chronic illness” and her African-American background to milk more free money out of the woke types who follow her on Twitter. She says her anxiety precludes her from working a normal job and is terrified of the China Virus to this day. Read More →

Jet Orion Neptune

Jet Moxley Goodson is the director and producer of Sam Hyde's Fishtank show. He's become a lolcow in his own right because he can't handle criticism and often lashed out at Fishtank contestants. Goodson also stated he "would love to hit every Kiwi Farms user in the head with a wooden bat.” Read More →

HellraiserBigT

Alexander Scott Tafini decided he would troll lolcow Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx, but ended up becoming a lolcow himself in the process. When the internet caught on to his fail-trolling, Tafini played the victim, claiming he was being harassed and phonebooked. Due to ongoing phone calls and IRL trolling related to Tafini's behavior, his parents fled their home. In May, he was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated menacing. Read More →

Karl Jobst

Australian Karl Jobst is a former pick-up artist and speedrunner best known for obsessively making videos about a gamer named Billy Mitchell, who sued him after prolonged online harassment. In April, Jobst lost the suit and now owes Mitchell $350,000. Jobst continues to insist he did nothing wrong despite losing the suit. Read More →

Clavicular

Braden Peters is a moderator on the looksmaxing forum, a weird niche where people come up with bizarre ways to improve their appearance to imprses women, ranging from odd facial stretches to taking meth as Braden does to stay lean. Braden, 20, was kicked out of college due to his steroid use and has already had cosmetic procedures, with plans to have his legs lengthened to go from 6'2”to 6'6”. In December, he ran over a guy who jumped on his car. Read More →

KodiakVT

David Knoblauch is an ex-military wannabe VTuber/VTweeter who spends his days online simping for women who likely don't know he exists. After Kenneth Schulz / Nachisu Miku was phonebooked, Knoblauch flew into a frenzy, vowing righteous vengeance against the evil Kiwi Farms. Read More →

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Bluesky

Jack Dorsey lost his gay dating website and decided he needed to make a new one. Read More →

Synthcels

Synthetic Man is the last honest gaming reviewer on YouTube (self-declared). His fans, the synthcels, are his basement-dwelling disciples who flood in from 4chan's /v/ circlejerking over his "based" takes - at least until he simped for a Vtuber or got caught in some futa drama. Suddenly, appreciation turns the thread into a warzone and spawns a whole new lolcow ecosystem dedicated to mocking the autistic orbiters who thought they had found their chudly messiah. Read More →

r/TNO4 and HOI4 Modding Community

Hearts of Iron 4 is a game where you pretend you could have managed World War 2 better and obviously [historical figure] could have [achieved impossible outcome] if only he had [done something only you could come up with because you're so smart]. The fool! Thankfully, with a text editor and a Discord server to help, you can finally achieve your dreams of mpreg catboy Goebbels managing the Burgundian Empire and doing away with the Swiss once and for all (while listening to slowed+reverb Nazi music because it's edgy but dw you're trans). Read More →

Antifa

Antifa is known to the Kiwi Farms as mostly people like ADF parading around in knockoff Chinese communist clothing as a LARP, but to the US Department of Homeland Security they're now known as a domestic terrorist organization. Read More →

Roblox

The world's largest children's gaming platform is full of pedophiles. That's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that they banned everyone trying to call it out to protect shareholder value, and now they're being sued by multiple states for endangering children. Read More →

Super Smash Bros Community

Remember that GameCube game where you can fight Mario as Pikachu? The one from Middle School? Yeah, autistic people are still playing that and they're now molesting children on Discord while wearing dresses and driving each other to suicide (with livestreamed funerals). Read More →

Rowling Derangement Syndrome

We somehow went from "I grew up reading Harry Potter so I know how to fight fascism" to "the author of Harry Potter is a fascist". Read More →

KiwiTubers

The Kiwi Farms can't be monetized directly, but leave it to these intrepid content sloppers to find a way. It is possible to take forum threads and sand off enough offensive edges to get it through AdSense, so the only question is: who gets to sit on top? Read More →

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tophiachu

TikToker Tophia Slydell has had an unfortunate and eventful year. Her brother Donald passed away and she's no longer speaking to her mother. While staying in a domestic violence shelter, Tophia reportedly pleasured herself in front of others and has gone on shopping sprees while other family members are struggling. Her hygiene has continued to decline, her body size clearly has not. Read More →

Glitterandlazers

Anna O'Brien is a well-known deathfat influencer with a history of heavy drinking. She never seems able to commit to anything for too long, hence her perennially-fluctuating weight. She restarted Ozempic in June and is trying to stick to a workout regimen, but recent videos of her powerlifting undermine her claim of having classical Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which would prevent a sufferer from performing many lifts without issue. Read More →

Purple Glitter

Emily Goostree claims to be a psychic with Dissociative Identity Disorder, when really she's a fat middle-aged woman who spends her life getting into slapfights on the internet and stalking a guy named Doug, who got a restraining order against her in February. She violated that order and was arrested in May, charged with a felony and a misdemeanor. Read More →

Plus-Size Park Hoppers

What's worse than a Disney Adult? A Disney Adult that weighs 400 pounds. The Plus-Size Park Hoppers run a YouTube channel where they review theme parks and discuss (completely avoidable) issues of weight accessibility. Of course, many snacks are devoured during filming. Read More →

Tess Holliday

Tess Holliday is an obnoxious deathfat “model” who makes outlandish claims that people are fat because they descended from survivors of famine, not because they overeat. She published a book in August,“Take Up Space Y'all,” which encouraged her fellow hamplanets to be even more obnoxious about their size. She's also a noted fan of trying to squeeze her rolls into clothes she's outgrown. Read More →

Foodie Beauty

Chantal Sarault began the year a married hijabi Muslim convert. She and her husband moved to war-torn Syria, then she fled to her native Canada, abandoning her husband and a cat for the familiar goodness of Tim Horton's. She rounded out her eventful year by getting demonetized on YouTube, though she continues to upload there. Read More →

Jae Bae

A TikTok-famous fat activist, Jae Bae rose to prominence talking about the difficulties of traveling while fat. Her personal life spiraled out of control early this year, having allegedly caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a guy. She then bounced around between women's shelters using made-up stories of sexual victimization to be allowed to stay. This culminated in her arrest in February when she refused to leave a hospital after being ejected from one of these shelters. Read More →

Kelly Lenza

Kelly Lenza goes out of her way to be disgusting. From her fascination with bodily fluids to her newfound exhibitionism, this recent divorcee has started taking testosterone and entered into a BDSM relationship with someone she feels can better appreciate her “vulva gape,” which she also felt inclined to share with the internet this autumn. Read More →

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Lezbollah

After waging a harassment campaign against the staff of an NYC lesbian bar for months, things finally came to a head in January for Anne Marie Bompart. She had issued threats against bar staff, and was arrested on multiple counts of aggravated harassment after her contempt hearing. She managed to get out of mandatory psychiatric evaluation and her harassment charges were eventually dropped, but she wasn't done – in September, she began to threaten witnesses in the civil cases she's facing and also threatened bogus civil suits. Read More →

Vivziepop

Vivienne Medrano is the creator of Hazbin Hotel, an animated series popular with the Tumblr crowd. The show is controversial because it depicts demons as good guys and has numerous scenes involving dubious consent. Many people who reportedly worked on the show were not credited and/or paid for their contributions. Read More →

Jess Zhang

What happens when a moon-faced autistic 3/10 thinks she's hot? You get Jess Zhang, a developer who went viral on Twitter for her delusional list of ideal traits in a man (she basically wants a genius gigachad) and her claim that she is subject to relentless sexual harassment. When people called her out for her unrealistic expectations, she threatened them with lawsuits. Read More →

Alyssa Mercante

Alyssa Mercante is a self-victimizing columnist in the gaming sphere who feels like a relic of Gamergate circa 2014. Throughout 2025, she wrote articles for various sites such as Kotaku discussing DEI in gaming. Mercante is currently suing YouTuber SmashJT for allegedly defaming her and waging a harassment campaign against her, accusing him of “intentional stochastic terror” in a May filing. Read More →

SamanthaPrater

Emily Nicole Cassidy is a highly sensitive Tumblr and Twitter user who claims to be an artist. Much of her art is reportedly traced or stolen from others, and she frequently gets into slapfights when people call her out for her pattern of art theft. She is known to send dozens of emails to sites that warn others about her, accusing them of being the real art thieves to try to deflect from herself. Read More →

Candace Owens

After the murder of Charlie Kirk, right-wing commenter Candace Owens went off the deep end, spiraling into ever more insane conspiracy theories about who was responsible. Many of her crackpot hypotheses are based on her misinterpretation of data and all somehow seem to come back to THE JEWS being at fault. Oh, and the President of France is suing her for calling his geriatric wife(?) a tranny. Read More →

Pizzacake

Ellen Woodbury is a semi-known feminist comic artist who devolved into somewhat of a horrorcow this year. As she became more active on OnlyFans, she began taking pornographic photos of herself during family vacations with her children's clothes behind her, raising red flags. In addition to her cringe political comics, she's started drawing more adult content, including pictures of herself fucking an idealized version of herself. In May, she sent a takedown notice asking the Kiwi Farms to remove her thread. Read More →

NakedAndLaughing

This vile bog creature is the ex of Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS (RIP). Jessica Anne Boyle likes to stream herself drunkenly raging, obsessing over her ex, arguing with her parents, and spouting racial slurs. When Saunders died in August, some suspected Boyle of having poisoned him since she would often mail him presents, including snacks and seeds, in an effort to rekindle their romance. Though Boyle didn't actually have anything to do with Saunders' passing, the suspicion did cause her to retreat from social media and lock her comments. Read More →

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Kanye "Ye" West

Kanye West, a celebrated bipolar rapper, caused controversy this year when he released a song titled “Heil Hitler” in May. By the end of the month, however, West apologized for the song and said he was “done with antisemitism,” re-releasing it with altered lyrics that say “Hallelujah” instead. Read More →

Patrick Sean Tomlinson

No, stalker child, you are the lolcow. This is why your life is already over. Patrick S. Tomlinson is a litigious slapfighter extraordinaire has had another memorable year, replying to nearly every hater on Twitter with sneering condescension and/or legal threats. He also made ever more outlandish claims, such as Elon's DOGE being responsible for mass murder. Read More →

Jim Stewartson

Jim Stewartson is an online commenter with a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has proven quite costly. In August, he lost a defamation suit filed by current FBI Director Kash Patel over his claims Patel is a Russian asset. Stewartson now owes Patel $250k and refuses to pay. Read More →

Elon Musk

The richest man in the world ran out of things to spend money on and decided what he really craved was heart-to-heart moments in large crowds. His DOGE intiative led to friction with the new government, and the romans he threw stopped getting returned. After calling Trump a pedophile on X, his political moves chilled until near the end of the year. Read More →

Stuttering John Melendez

Former late-night TV figure Stuttering John Melendez turned to streaming... and being a lolcow. This year, he filed a lawsuit against two podcasters whom he claimed were using his likeness for profit without his consent. When a man connected to the defendants started a GoFundMe to cover legal fees, Melendez harassed him to the point he changed his phone number, claiming that money belonged to him. Read More →

boogie2988

Few lolcows size up to Steven Jason Williams, aka boogie2988, whose year of streaming and alleged personal growth (both physical and mental) seems to be spiraling downward. In December, Williams repeatedly suicide-baited during his streams, in addition to several episodes where he spilled way too much information about his sexual proclivities. Read More →

Roy Philipose

Obese wannabe rapper Roy “Dr. P” Philipose's thread was largely inactive, but he asked for a "second look" to bring it back to life, so in December 2025 he filed a Copyright Claims Board lawsuit against Lolcow LLC. The suit has since been dismissed due to Philipose's failure to correctly serve it. Sorry, saar, no izzat for you! Read More →

Brandon "Bam" Margera

Former Jackass star Brandon “Bam” Margera's life has been going downhill for a long time. He was profiled in HBO's “Curious Case” documentary series in January, detailing his issues of addiction, familial alienation, and potential lack of capacity. He also enjoys ranting at his detractors on Instagram Live and uploaded a video of himself puking in public in October. Read More →

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Tobias O'Keefe

Tobias O'Keefe is a Bri'ish Roblox streamer femboy who, while claiming to oppose pedophiles, ran an NSFW Discord server full of minors and groomed a person he believed was 16. He routinely gets into slapfights on Twitter involving pedophilia callouts, and is facing massive pushback after his own behavior was recently called out. Read More →

Synthetic Man

When he isn't streaming video games (which he is terrible at), Coby Zachary Naughton is gooning to tranny hentai. His love of the genre bleeds into his gaming streams, where he regales his audience about the glory of animated girldique. Read More →

Puppychan

Autumn Neville is a furry artist whose work has grown more deviant this year, venturing into gender-bending and diaperfur territory. She's also started pooning out, referring to herself using he/him pronouns. In December, she suicide-baited repeatedly on Tumblr, insinuating that Kiwi Farms and others that mock her are trying to get her to self-harm. Read More →

IronShart

Elijah Jordan Millar is autistic bisexual crossdressing wannabe neo-Nazi. In a Twitter space, he admitted to having consumed CSAM. Millar was raided by the FBI in April because he posted images of weapons emblazoned with iconography similar to those of prior mass shooters, along with expressions of support for them. Millar was also arrested in June for illegally carrying firearms. He may have a connection to the 764 sextortion group. Read More →

Sapphire Crimson Claw

When she isn't having astral-plane sex with the ghosts of serial killers Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez, pooner Stephanie Cianfriglia spends her time defending pedophiles on Bluesky and Mastodon and posting pictures of her hairy flapjack tits. In October, she wrote more horrifying smut about Jeffrey Dahmer raping men. Read More →

fallenchungus

Francis Joseph Benditt IV, known online as datsmojo and fallenchungus, was seemingly handed fame and fortune on a silver platter when his shitty MS Paint comics went viral. All he had to do was just keep posting comics and not get into retarded drama, and he was set. Unsurprisingly, Frank completely fucked it all up. In particular, due to his parents neglecting to raise him and granting him unsupervised Internet access, Frank would develop a crippling porn addiction and ensure everyone on the Internet knew it. From drawing Kuromi and Animal Crossing fart porn, commissioning art from a zoophile, tweeting about his fart fetish and how much he loved huge asses, allowing pedophiles in his Discord and getting his password logged on a hacked porn game called Dr. Brap, Frank's depravity truly knows no bounds. Frank's biggest controversy was allegations that he had groomed a mentally ill minor he met a psych ward, an even dubbed the Frankpocalypse, which resulted in him being completely ostracized from social media. Frank also suicide baited a bunch, and why does that FUCKING MATTER!?! Read More →

Bluefolf

Caden Wayne “Jade” Scholeck is a troon furry best known for filming himself pooping on a plate. Someone pooped in the pool at Furry Weekend Atlanta this year, likely connected to a planned “scat party” in a Discord channel Scholeck was reportedly a member of. Twitter sleuths suspected Scholeck of being the pool pooper. Read More →

Crusader Cat

Paden Reilly is an alt-right furry who tried to resurrect his online presence this year, albeit to no success. He posts AI-generated furry porn on Twitter, hangs out online with zoophiles, and has called the furry fandom “sick” because many in the fandom harass him, leading him to delete and remake his social media accounts multiple times this summer. He also whined about having been banned from FurAffinity. Read More →

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Nachisu Miku

This neo-Nazi VTuber was unmasked this year as being a Jewish man. When he isn't flinging around the hard R, Schulz is making AI music about Nick Fuentes, whom he claims isn't sufficiently white. Schulz was pardoned by Donald J. Trump in January for his involvement in January 6th. Read More →

NuxTaku

Joshua Nathan Schipper, also known as NuxTaku, is a right-wing culture warrior VTuber who threatened lawfare against Lolcow of the Year nominee Hasan Piker after Hasan insinuated NuxTaku was a pedophile, which Hasan countered by saying NuxTaku wouldn't want to go through discovery. No lawsuit between the two was ever filed. Read More →

Pipkin Pippa

Nicolette Rose Pinder is a VTuber who streams herself playing video games, often using child-sounding voices while she streams gooner fap drawings between gaming sessions. She has dated a furry and knows how to exploit her perverted audience for money, exaggerating her circumstances to garner sympathy. Read More →

The Burnt Peanut

Burnt denied being a VTuber but didn't have any issue taking the VTuber of the Year trophy at the 2025 Streamer Awards. Read More →

Kirsche Verstahl

Kirsche is a FAT! political commentator VTuber who reads Twitter news on her show "Foxu News" a play on Fox news. Her notoriety online exploded this year after locking horns with fellow VTuber Ana Valens. She is a "former" fan of the artist Shadman who debated the merits of lolicon being an artistic expression with Pippa Pipkins at length. Her model comes in two flavors: PS2 and flatchested. Read More →

Ana Valens

Philip Stephen Wythe, troon name Ana Valens, tried his hand at Vtubing and leveraged his connections as a “journalist” to quickly reach Twitch affiliate status. On Bluesky, he openly defended art depicting incest, age-play, and ambiguous consent, and publicly crashed out over the site banning artistic depictions of non-consensual sex. Read More →

Kikiyomi Pyon-Pyon

Nicola D'Amore is an autistic Australian woman with a list of kinks a mile long, including sick fetishes such as diapers and non-consensual situations. She's also admitted her sexual attraction to children and made a widely-mocked “fetish tier list.” Read More →

Tactikal Templar

Despite claiming to be a trad Christian crusader, Christopher C. Gabriel's sexual ethics are quite unholy. He argues that the age of consent is “weird” and sets men up to get into legal trouble, and white-knights for other men facing allegations of pedophilia. He's also a noted fan of lolicon, which is NSFW anime involving underage-looking girls. Read More →

Shondo

Ellie Lois Marcus is a British VTuber whose online antics raise lots of red flags. Despite claiming to not promote sexual content on her streams, she's called members of the audience “daddy” and talked in a little girl voice about drawing her underage-looking character naked. She once did a stream where “the goal was to get pregnant as many times as possible.” Read More →

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KingCobraJFS

Josh Saunders is one of the most iconic figures in this forum's history. Cobes has always been appreciated as being one of the few weird goofs whose dark side was only being a gothic badboy. He will be deeply missed. Read More →

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Kaceytron

Kaceytron dove face first into Hasan's bedsheets and despite literally ruminating on his odors received no support when H3 dropped a lawsuit on her for copyright infringement. She ended her year reading an H3 settlement agreement like an ISIS hostage. Read More →

Clint Saunders

Clint is KingCobraJFS's father and despite Cobe's eccentricities has been Josh's closest friend his entire life. Clint was unapoletically supportive of Cobes as a father of a child with autism. Read More →

Akemi Kurai

Akemi Kurai, the mastermind who founded the VTards in mid-2025, a "based" VTubing agency for the /pol/tard and groyper audience. The crown jewel of her empire was Nachisu Miku, who ended up being a Jewish tranny (real name Kenneth Schulz) catfish. Even based Nazi waifu agencies can't escape the troon-groomer-lolcow pipeline. Read More →

Ratdad

The pot-bellied king of the BossMansion is a complex character. On one hand, we sympathize that he is routinely woken up at 4am by the screams of "damn that pussy nice!" On the other hand, are our children not the product of their parents? Read More →

Frogan

Somehow not the only fat, white Muslim convert who wears a black hijab on the Kiwi Farms. Nor is she the only fat woman being sued by H3 for copyright infringement. The only unique thing about Frogan is that she has received the Twitch Awards "rising star" nomination twice. Read More →

Derrick Christmas

Christmas usually comes once a year, but for BossmanJack he shows up a few times a week. The most dedicated hustler in Virginia with unbeatable customer service. Day or night, up or down, parole or not, Mr. Christmas has got your gram. Read More →

Billy Mitchell

Once held in near-universal contempt for his role in the movie "King of Kong", Billy has built a cult following by humbling Karl Jobst in court. After Karl falsely accused him of driving someone to suicide, Mitchell struck back and forged an empire through hot sauce and BLOOD (metaphorically speaking, don't sue us). Read More →

Brotherchu

Donald Slydell Jr. was the bisexual hustler of the Slydell family. Between him, his mother, his father, and his sister, he was the only one to routinely hold down a job. This of course meant he would be the first of the four to tragically lose his life. Tophiachu, smelling opportunity, milked the carjacking-gone-wrong for everything it was worth. No relation to Sonichu. Read More →

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redlenses2112

"Turkey Beef" is a Kiwi Farms user who has been obsessed with something called "YooChew" since 2016. He is so obsessed with this that it allowed his alt accounts spanning almost 10 years to be merged together because they all posted in the same thread and nobody else did. Read More →

-Jack-

He claims to be "Jack Spears" because he's mentally married to Britney Spears. Her #1 superfan, he likes to engage in lively debate on philosophical topics, such as if it is gay to have gay sex when Mercury is in retrograde. We haven't figured that one out yet. Read More →

UnrealSkybox

David Hoffman has many, many names, but to the Kiwi Farms, 4chan, and Soyjak Party he's mostly known as "that gay pedophile who keeps spamming child pornography on our site". How he's remained out of prison is a mystery known only to the most bioluminescent of the federal government. Read More →

the anonymous Hatchet

Raymond Quiles, also known as Zwute and the anonymous hatchet, is a barely literate furry retard who attempts to be a jack of all trades but fails miserably at them all. A prodigal student of General Talbott's PA request bootcamp, Raymond would attempt to make a PA request against a literally who furry with a poorly made ChatGPT Google doc, resulting in Raymond getting phonebooked and his own dedicated lolcow thread in the span of 5 hours due to dogshit OPsec. Raymond serves as the perfect example of why PA requests never end well. If there's one thing we can say for sure, he definitely wasn't an anonymous hatchet Read More →

@LurkingLemur

Jahred Bruno proves the Kiwi Farms is in fact not racist and is a bastion of diversity. It especially helps that I report each of his sock accounts as a separate black user. He decided to faildox a bunch of people repeatedly until other users returned the favor. Read More →

Kiss Alice

Donal Schulz also known as Kiss Alice or Tarlach on Kiwi Farms is yet another VTuber that uses a voice changer to be a woman and defends lolicon, it's not pedophilia okay? You're actually the pedophile! Clearly taking a page from enlightened intellectual Dansburst Studios, Donal would boast about being undoxable and taunting his enemies to try and find him, only for this to blow up in his face resulting in his thread. Donal is not only a degenerate VTuber but he is possibly one of the biggest retards in regards to OPsec as it's actually incredible how much he fucks up. Oh no my oshi! Read More →

Alex Hogendorp

Alex Hogendorp aka Lunar Eclipse Paradox is an autistic Canadian pedophile with a lolicon amputee fetish. Alex was once a user of Kiwi Farms for several years until a legendary meltdown in the Easy to Track Hall of Shame due to his incredibly careless OPsec. After a massive meltdown and digging up a horde of his old autistic content, Alex would receive his own dedicated lolcow thread, which ended up becoming the fastest growing PG thread of the year. Instead of just logging off, Alex would double down making call out videos against the evil Kiwis while on vacation, make a kill list, which he also cut himself over. Alex's obsession in his thread and his inability to ignore it would eventually culminate in his mother joining his thread (verified by Null). This legendary OPsec fail was paid for by the Canadian tax payer. Thanks eh! Read More →

Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Claudio Hernandez Castañeda is a retarded Mexican furry with a tracheal tube. Claudio has a long history on the Internet, with origins in the Latin American Loquendo sphere as PA requesting man child to being a known schizoposter in the community of his favorite streamer Synthetic Man. Claudio would join Kiwi Farms to discuss Synth, and in the span of two days, he managed to fuck up so badly that he went from getting exposed in the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame to getting his own dedicated lolcow thread (before Synth got his). He was also ostracized from Synth's community, who found him to be too degenerate and retarded, even by their standards. Claudio is notorious for allegedly raping a cat, and would spend months arguing in his lolcow thread owning the acephalous European American gringos with nonstop WINNING! After hitting on twinks, teasing a manifesto and boasting about lifting Remington typewriters, Claudio's thread would be locked by Dear Sneeder after a Finish sperg threatened the tube breathing spic with narcoterror. Read More →

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Heil Hitler

"Heil Hilter", performed by Ye with the Hooligans. Published on X.

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/qa/ WON

4chan was hacked by the Soyjak Party in 2025, which marked the culimination of a feud betwen the 4chan staff and the Soyjak community that sprung out of /qa/ years ago. Published on Soyjak Party. Song is ナイト・オブ・ナイツ by COOL&CREATE.

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Will Stancil Show

Emily Youcis combined her artistic talents and AI to generate a pilot episode about Will Stancil after he went to the news about being raped by Grok. It do be like that, Mr. Stancil. Published on X. Read More →

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Brad Taste in Domestics

Brad Taste's ex-girlfriend Tina released audio recordings of him slapping her. This effectively ruined his career on YouTube. Published on Discord. Read More →

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Vampirate Styx Arrested

The worst vampirate you've ever heard of. Published directly on the Kiwi Farms. Read More →

Content Cop: H3

iDubbbz throws a Hail Mary at H3, his only friend. Published on YouTube. Read More →

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Kaya, Place!

Hasan shocks his dog on livestream. Streamed to Twitch. Read More →

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My Heart Goes Out To You

Elon Musk strikes an interesting gesture during a public speech. Published on X. Read More →

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Clavehicular Assault

Clavicular hits an African American gentleman with his car in Florida. Streamed to Kick. Read More →

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ADF vs. Katie Daviscourt

Phil confronts Post Millennial journalists outside of a courthouse. Published on X. Read More →

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Raped by Grok

Will Stancil sits down with the news to discuss a chatbot providing information on how to rape him. Publsihed on NBC News. Read More →

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