Goblin culture is:

• Making sound effects and random noises with your mouth.
• W riTing,, like ThIs--
• Picking up everything you can hold on your mischievous lil gob hands™.
• Eating dirt and rocks because yummy.
• S H I N I E S
• Hording and collecting strange little items that make you happy.
• Everyone is valid.
• Just a bunch of wholesome lil gobs talking about moss.
• Speaking of moss,, moss.
• Old jewellery or coins.
• Smol lil boxes to keep your shinies in.
• Getting excited when you see a good rock.