Guess who's back, back again
Akefy's back, tell Grantmin
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Daegon no more
They want Akefy I'm fucking raiding
Well if you want Akefy, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of raids mixed with some hard pills
Some horsecocks that'll jump-start my dick
Quicker than a shock
When I get sussed at the forum by the administrator
When I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking these boards while he's operating (hey!)

You waited this long now stop debating
'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. *****
But your boyfriend's mental problem's complicating

So the admin won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They try to shut me down on esoBB
But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, bum on your lips fuck that
Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just wrote all my copypastas
Fuck you, Granty!

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little Grant's kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still post on eso
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution
Polluting the webforum a rebel
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster
Such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass
You ask for me?

Well I'm back
Fix your account's suspension
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in
And up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since lolicon
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Testing attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it
I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
************ you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Mosley alt bastards

And Zolly
You can get stomped by Mosley
You 21 year old bald-headed fag blow me
You don't know me
You're too old
Let go
It's over, nobody listens to Longo

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since CPAPmin turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since John Mosley
To do forum postings so selfishly
And use it to get myself angry (Hey)

There's a concept that works
20 million other alternative accounts emerge
But no matter how many raids on the forum
It'd be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me