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>froot killed my dog

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>>14617296 (OP)
Lol.

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Boohoo nigga

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>>14617307
get OUT OF HERE

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>>14617296 (OP)
that is your own fault.

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>>14617296 (OP)
fuck yo dog mayne

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first time froot did something, good?

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>>14617307
GHOST OF UNCJAK GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE ARMY AGAIN

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>DELTA SQUAD, WE HAVE A REPORT OF AN UNCJAK ANOMALY INSIDE OF THIS THREAD, SEARCH, INVESTIGATE AND NEUTRALIZE.

 14617550[Quote]>>14617555

>>14617437
BUMP EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ON MARS

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>THE FINAL PART
<reddit
introduction
<reddit
EARTH IS DESTROYED, UNCJAK IS SOMEWHERE ON MARS WHERE OUR HEROES HAVE ENDED UP, IF UNCJAK IS NOT KILLED HUMANITY IS DOOMED

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<NIGGA I'M STARVING WHERE'S THE NUTS IN THIS PLACE FUCK

 14617572[Quote]>>14617582

Ugh… What happened???

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>>14617569
>there are NO NUTS here niggaer

 14617581[Quote]>>14617586

Guys, I'm starving… Could the aliens help?

 14617582[Quote]>>14617587>>14617589

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>>14617572
>what is this place?

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>>14617581
^eat me

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>>14617582
It looks like it's nighttime…

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>>14617586
Mmm… Could you eat this shirtjak? Let's share. >>14617582

 14617590[Quote]>>14617730

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>>14617586
>no eat me!

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>Nigga the food here looks poisonous!

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>>14617589
>um I’m fine thank you

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>>14617596
Well, let's play the ukulele.

 14617603[Quote]>>14617606>>14617607

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^Uhhh, guys I don't know if this matters but today is my birthday.

 14617604[Quote]>>14617608

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>>14617599
>uh what’s that

 14617606[Quote]>>14617619

>>14617603
Happy birthday!

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>>14617604
An instrument

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test

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>>14617608
>uh no thanks

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Anyways, does anybody hear a…… Noise?

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>>14617606
(no not my birthday but soyaks birthday, anyway, back to the story)
>where are my other agents

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>>14617619
you were FIRED nigger

 14617626[Quote]>>14617634

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>>14617614
<Nigga what do you mean?

 14617631[Quote]>>14617642

>>14617619
YEAH YOU… You….I forgot…. Does anybody remember Uncjak?

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>>14617626
I think it's… Walking…

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oh no

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>>14617631
^wasn't that guy in jail

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>>14617641
>why are there two of us?

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>>14617642
But there is no jail and there is no earth THOUGH…

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>>14617647
>why are you purple?

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Is there anything here left?

 14617677[Quote]>>14617684

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>>14617662
NIGGA I SHOULD BE ASKING THE SAME THING WHY ARE YOU EARS

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*STARTS PLAYING 'G*

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>>14617677
>so I can hear?

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>>>14617677
>>so I can he-73+3+_+_7_7_++$;3(3(_8_858&8_+&+_!+_+_7&$-$-_-+++4!49$9_+5747_+4(4+567

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>>14617683
^FUCK MY EARS HURT

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>>>1461768-282737737373736_+_+_–_+_7_+_-_+_+_++_
>Flood detected; Post discarded

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>>14617689
^FUCK THEY GOT EARPLIER WE GOTTA RUN

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>>14617684
>MY EARSSSSSSSSSS

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>>14617707
>Another UN Peacekeeper?

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>>>14617684
>>MY EARSSSSSSSSSS

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>>14617683
>hehe i played G

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>>>14617683
>>hehe i played G

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blud just SPAMMING his nuvariant 💀

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>>14617590
I wanna eat this soyjak

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>spamming is when I see one picture of it on the log

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>>14617730
dont do that.

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>>14617725
!!NIGGER I HAD HEADPHONES!!

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<Nigga this situation is NUTS!

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<OH hello another squirrel wassup nigga!

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<hehe i stole all the nuts

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>>14617744
<Fuck off nigga, I'm trying to survive on this place here!

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>>14617759
<I WILL KILL U NIGGAH!

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>>14617761
<Then do it! Kill me nigga, I don't give a shit!

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>>14617769
<DIE DIE DIE DONT PULL UP NIGGA!

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>>14617774
<FUCK YOU TOO

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^GUYS STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!

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>^GUYS STOP KILLING E-+283783+47_+_4++_

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>>>14617812
>>WH+3+73737373737477__77_7473

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>OYYYYYYYY WHERES MY BREAD

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>>14617814
^IF WE KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER, WE WON'T GET ANY WHERE!

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>>OYYYYYYYY WHERES MY B3847+_+_+_7_7_7_+_+_+_+_+

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>>14617834
ok let's stop!

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>>14617834
TOO LATE

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dont leave the house today.

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>>14617843
<NIGGA IM DONE I WILL STOP YOU

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>>14617849
*Squirreljak suddenly gets trapped inside of Uncjaks palm*

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>>14617853
<OH NO LET ME GO

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fingerboy

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>>14617859
*Throws you at Jupiter*

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>>14617859
>-… - -. . … / -… .-. . .- -.- / .-.. .. -.- . / -. — ..- .-. / -. ..- - …

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WHO'S NEXT?

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>>14617871
me, i guess :(

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^REDDITUNC WHERE ARE YOU

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>>14617871
*Throws a Firecracker*

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>>14617874
DON'T WORRY I'M SAFE! I STILL HAVE MY HAZMAT SUIT!

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>>14617878
What now?

 14617882[Quote]>>14617889

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>>14617878
>NOT THE SQUIRREL

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>>14617882
YOU'RE NEXT *SLAPS YOU BLOWING UP HALF OF MARS*

 14617890[Quote]>>14617894

>>14617887
^A24, HAVE THIS SYRINGE THAT WILL GIVE YOU POWERS!

 14617894[Quote]>>14617898

>>14617890
shieeet forgot picrel

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>>14617894
*SLAPS THE SYRINGE AND IT HITS ME*

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>>14617898
>>14617898
>THIS IS JUST LIKE STAR WARS!!

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>>14617898
^You're gonna have to pass through me first
*ACTIVATES LIGHTSABER*
^Bring it on, freak.

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>AS YOU WISH

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>>14617916
You know I'm a ghost right?

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Bump

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he killed my cado, how could you tell?

 14617940[Quote]>>14617942

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>>14617931
<I WILL USE THE FORCE

 14617942[Quote]>>14617945

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>>14617940
*Slaps you*

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>>14617931
^Well uhhh, I can try killing you using the force.
*Raises my hand up and starts hardening it while pointing it at you*
^GRRRRRRRR MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ME!!!

 14617945[Quote]>>14617946

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>>14617942
>THAT DID NOTHING

 14617946[Quote]>>14617959

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>>14617945
*Throws your lightsaber in space*

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YOU SEE A GEM, BUMP IT!

 14617959[Quote]>>14617963

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>>14617946
>hmm i will just use the force

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>>14617959
*PUTS YOU IN NIGGERHELL*

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>>14617963
>EAT LEAD NIGGER

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>>14617963
>WAIT THIS WILL WORK UNCJAK ALWAYS HATED THIS
*THROWS BUGS

 14617973[Quote]>>14617976

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>>14617969
*EATS BUGS*

 14617976[Quote]>>14617985>>14617986

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>>14617973
THESE TASTE LIKE SHIT ITS KILLING MEErg9agr9ragereg923424392439249243owefo]f[ and oreos

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>>14617976
<EVERYONE ATTACK HIM ALL AT ONCE

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>>14617976
WE DID IT!!!!vWE DEFEATED UNCJAK!!!!

 14617991[Quote]>>14618002

*Meanwhile in another universe…*

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>IT'S FINALLY OVER

Our story ends, uncjak was finally killed by bugs however he still might exist in other universes, such as the universe where everyone is fingerboy



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