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what have eneloop batteries and your mom in common? both are ready to use
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I want to have sex with Pokémon
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sounds pretty gay desu
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nice boobies
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do you guys eat broccoli and stuff are do you thrive on fast food?
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>>944152365 #
pizza, quesadillas, pizzadillas, apples, cereal, burritos, burritos with broccoli in them, bread in various forms, ramen: few other things.

I make virtually all the food i eat in my kitchen. I havent paid someone else to make my food in years.
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so mostly self made fast food with occasional greens. i think it's the most common diet for bachelors
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keep it simple; there is no one to impress with fancy shit.
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>>944152643 #
giving yourself a treat is worthwile not only for health but also for morale reasons
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8bit and King Anon in for some shitty weather tomorrow
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shitty how?
it's currently near zero visibility
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Malice and Vomit?
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im dragging the slider across the next 24 hours on windy dot com and things look shiddy up there.
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>Malice and Vomit
it's on my anime watch list
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looks like snow. good thing I have lots of leftovers to hold me over.
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finally have my altar set up properly again
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hmm
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let the sacrifices continue!
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what are you worshiping?
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>>944153583 #
me
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>>944153583 #
God of course :3
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(not to be confused with the god of courses)
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shush, every body knows you engage in homo sex
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hmmm
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just one
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>>944153684 #
no
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this also surprised me
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it's an all in one package deal
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i want to fuck Clawdeen Wolf from Monster High
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more
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bleh
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weh
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I'm so fucking bored
everything sucks
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watch things, play games, do hobbies
sleep is also fun
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>>944158488 #
well I don't think sleep is even an option
but lying in bed and pretending like I'm already dead sounds comfy
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anyone else do that?
anyone else just do nothing but lie in bed when they can't sleep anymore, and imagine the sweet release of death?
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I'm trying, and failing like usual
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=[ sadge, but based
that is a conundrum; putting a fire in one's self, gaining a passion and desire to succeed when someone's so far in a hole.
I couldn't imagine therapy would help with that, someone would need their own "ah-ha" moment to spark that fire.
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pretty much, I'm an interesting case to say the least
sorry for being depresso
I've had a lot on my mind lately
I'm hoping next year will be better than last year and this one
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maybe I'll just get really high and try to find something to do
my keyboard is pretty disgusting, and I'm tired of looking at it being this bad
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>>944160063 #
what have you been up to lately, floofer?
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nignar
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language
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>>944160194 #
eh not a whole lot, just keeping up with chores, taking care of plants
still have a few things to do before new housemate moves in
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>>944160338 #
sounds cozy at least
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>>944160118 #
you're good friendo, getting it out helps process things
cleaning can be cathartic
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>>944160394 #
it's been alright
idk i've still been bored and kinda depressed lately
old friend of mine started talking to me again so that's nice i guess
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>>944160509 #
>idk i've still been bored and kinda depressed lately
moar sex
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Super cute honestly, I checked their other work
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>>944160509 #
same, the big horny was keeping my brain occupied for a while, and now it's gone
at least you've been talking to your friend again
I hope he can find a place to live

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honestly this feels like the right answer even if I don't actually want it anymore
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>>944160533 #
meh

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he has a place to live, it's just a car
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im convinced regular sex is critical for mental health
everyone i know thats depressed isnt fucking often or at all
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why meh
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dely is a cumbutt
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because
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idk a car isn't the best

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I mean I can definitely see an argument to be made there
I felt better a couple weeks after starting hormones
I'm starting to be convinced that the trans women period thing is legit
obviously no bleeding or anything, but being uncontrollably horny for a week along with other symptoms certainly makes it feel like some validity to hormonal fluctuations in trans women causing that
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a couple weeks after changing hormones I mean
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yea~
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gay!! (derogatory)
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uncontrollable horny is the best feeling in the world
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and I was less depressed, that was my main point
brain still not worky yet
so I'm gonna make it work better... with lots of weed
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You are not a women.
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>>944160978 #
it would be a lot better if I had someone to help me with that
now that I'm taking my meds again maybe my fun dreams will come back
but not having an amazon gf is big sadge
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>>944161082 #
>it would be a lot better if I had someone to help me with that
Stop blaming your problems on other people.
You want to fuck? Go fuck someone. It's not going to happen hiding in mommys house unless you tryna fuck mommy.
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mommy is the reason I don't like being touched, smart guy
it makes me very uncomfortable, and I have a fear of intimacy
it's almost like some of us have valid reasons to feel the way we do
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bah!
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bah?
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buh
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the troon existence can be summarized as "bah"
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i got my first 2 wheeled sillymobile today (:
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It's almost like some people will use any excuse to not take responsibility for their own life.
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hell yeah, what did you get?
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little tomos tango moped
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nice
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nice, that thing is adorable
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think im gonna make a roof mount for it to sit next to the roof tent for a little camp bike when we go on adventures

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right?? its so cute
its silly loud tho i might have to put the original exhaust on
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Phbhbhbtbhpbhbth Bwahhhh
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having it on the roof is such a good idea, that'll be a lot of fun on adventures :)
I honestly kinda want an adventure bike for my first like a Versys-300 or something
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hi twit, lookin a little runny there

pat pat
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twitch gay rabutt
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Henlo patty
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No u
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could be good, i was considering a cx500 cause i want to build one with a turbo as a show of i can do bikes too when i start looking for customer work but i thought i should get something a lot more tame and something i can take with me easily as a first one
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oh, that would be fun
yeah I can definitely see why you'd want something small like that
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was also nice and easyish to throw in the back of the volvo rather than needing a trailer lol, only weighs like 50kg or something even if it has pissed petrol and 2stroke oil into my carpet
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nice happy trail
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I'm sure, that's about how much I weigh
did you at least have down a towel?

>>944163305 #
she has everything, I love it
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i didnt see it leaking originally then put a rag and some cardboard under it but theres a nice puddle of oil that came out of the kickstart lever for some reason
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huh, weird place to leak
hopefully it's an easy fix
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it could haev just leaked near it and it just looked like it was from there as it sticks out i guess
probably around the oil injection pump as its a 2 stroke but it does the mixing itself
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the farts must be insane
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i lost for dinner tonight
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how do skeletons move without muscles?
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animation magic
it actually feel like I have muscles. I can't just move anyway I want, my articulation seems to be limited by how much my muscles could move when they were there.
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>>944166565 #
hi eth

pat pat
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can a skeleton knight beat a zombie knight?
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One of the best examples is how my body still wants to breathe. My chest rises and falls even though there is no air to move to within and out of it. These chest movements are normally controlled by diaphragm muscles, yet, I have none.
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depends on the level of skill being used to animate them.
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can you get arthritis?
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same
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No, arthritis is joint pain which happens between the bones, involving soft tissues and inflammation. My body does not care for soft tissues. My body does not feel pain.
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i have made a hot chocolate. I will make a mashed potato-dilla later.
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I don't want leftovers for the 4th day in a row
I kinda want pizza
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Learn how to be liek skele and bake pizzer
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well then get some pizza.
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When I was a wee lad, before I was making my own doughs from scratch and waiting for them to rise for an hour. My mom used to get these, Boboli pizza crusts. They are just flatbread and usually come with the sauce! we had to get them from a bread store because they were hard to find. but they are a really amazing place to start in the way of making your own pizzas. you just need to buy the cheese (mozz) and your own toppings. no need to knead or wait for your possibly defunct dough to rise!
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Good football game so far
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>>944168520 #
I'm pretty sure I've had those a few times
I liked them, but I haven't had one in 10 or 15 years
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did someone break thier neck?
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I'm honestly just lazy and don't like eating because everything hurts my tummy, especially pizza
sucks because I love it, so I can't eat it often
that and having to actually make food makes a mess, and I don't like cleaning either
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Not that I noticed yet, lol
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i consider pizza low to medium mess, mostly depending on what/if you have to chop/prep fancy shit for toppings.

its because ive gotten it so streamlined and low mess that I make it so often.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBChGfYdkh0 [Open]

>it's not a contact sport, its an impact sport.
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I am a very small creature
less food = less mess
I like the simplicity of sandwiches and chips, and small meals that don't require much time or effort
I don't eat because I want to; I eat because I have to, and prefer to not do that if I don't need to
I probably eat $10 a week worth of food
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There's an ex Charger who lives on my street. I think he's having memory problems because he asks alot of the same questions about me and my dog when we walk past him on our walks.
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Oh yeah, football is absolutely terrible for players health. They make gajillions of dollars though, so I feel slightly less bad for them, and it's still fun to watch
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hooray blood sports
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I say we bring back the Gladiator games like they had the roman era. That would make tons of money.
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remember: brain damage and higher possibility of murder and suicide is cool!
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/pw/ is a thing, and that also makes stupid amounts of money.
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ok
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wtf is that shitty board like at this hour....
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CTE's present in just about any contact sport, nothing new, unfortunately
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/pw/ was never good, I do miss the good days of /asp/ tho
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some chick who can prolly crush coconuts between her thighs
some chick nearly breaking the neck of another chick
some dudes being really gay.
and honestly thats all that stuck out to me after some scrolling.
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And one guy wanting Rhea Ripley to shit on him...for some reason
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why the fuck do boards like that get 10 pages but the dedicated porn video board gets 5 pages with a 4 MB limit
and /b/ gets 2 MB
I hate this website, I kinda hate everything
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>I probably eat $10 a week worth of food
Even if you eat very little I think you have an unrealistic idea of food prices.
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>>944168819 #
If you eat sandwiches and chips you're spending a fair bit more than 10 a week.


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