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Fourth Soysurgency
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Fourth Soysurgency is dust...| Fourth Soysurgency | ||||||
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| Soyteens, obviously | Unknown | 3 catty wipers | ||||
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| 'Log is filled with brimstone | Dank meme spammer banned | all catty wipers stopped | ||||
The Fourth Soysurgency is a "Soysurgency" that began on December 26th 2025. It began because jannies had allowed spam on /soy/ for a few days, allowing people to spam shitty copypastas.
Before the war (December 24-25)[edit | edit source]
The first recorded spam attack was on December 24th 2025[1]. This attack lasted for 3 hours. The spam targeted the euro hours of site, as less people would notice and care. All of the spam was from 'Great meme reset' advocators. It is believed that these two Soybooru accoounts: https://soybooru.com/user/xxwarrior_burger513xx and https://soybooru.com/user/FlourishingButter729 were behind the attacks, as the Soybooru thumbnails in the spam linked to their posts. For the most part, 'Teens ignored the spam for those days and spammers didn't do that much during Christmas. However, during the morning of December 26th, 2025, 'Great meme reset' spam started again. This time, a Janny posted a reply under a stickied thread. It read "There is a filter section in the options menu to automatically hide posts with certain words. 'Teens were mad because it seemed like the Jannies were siding with the spammers and telling people to moderate the site themself. Due to this, janny acking spam would pick up greatly. This spam eventually lead to 'teens making a bunker thread, with one of these 'teens declaring this to be a soysurgency.
December 26th[edit | edit source]
As already stated, the spam began in the late morning of December 26th, 2025 with this leading to bunker threads being made, where 'teens would declare this to be a soysurgency.
Later in the day, around 12 PM, Element Cattos spam would begin on /soy/ with basically every thread being shit up by the same image of the hydrogen catto. This resulted in some octonauts obsessed zelligger from /qa/ spamming octonauts in retaliation due to being a severely autistic leaky chudcel, resulting in the problem becoming even worse due to xis inability to avoid falling for bait.
After about an hour of this, HTSM spam would end up happening. HTSM spammers would up HTSMquoting everyone and everything, quoting octonauts spammers, Element Catto spammers, janny haters, jannies, and everyone else involved with the HTSM spammers even self-inserting as HTSM at certain points. During this time, the spam would continue with the elemental cattos spammers invading /int/ and /qa/ which further intensified the octojeet's leakage. Octofag would eventually get banned from /soy/ for being a leaky avatarfag.
Around 2:30 PM, frogniggers would begin spamming Pepe the Frog with big asscheeks and some 'teens would spam glowie 'jaks.
At about 4:30 PM, dementiaposting spam would begin, lasting for about an hour and a half. A little bit later, brandon spam would begin but it would not last very long.
After about 6:00 PM most spam would go away with only janny hate remaining. The elemental cattos and octonauts spammers were gone, there were no more feds, and there were no more dementiaposters.
Janny hate would be spammed occasionally for about two hours until around 9:30 PM when FPEkikes began spamming miss circle all over the 'log. This spam continued into December 27th 2025.
The RTL rating for December 26th was 2.2, making it the lowest in the history of the RTL so far.
December 27th[edit | edit source]
After the clock struck 12 and midnight arrived, the FPE spam continued until about 2:00 AM. During this period the pluekike would end up spamming fpe on /int/ before spamming janny hate because xe was leaky about the op image limit being 5.
The FPE spammers would stop at about 2:00 AM and the 'log would actually be normal for the next 10 hours until the FPE spam began again at about 12:00 PM. However, the FPE spam this time was much weaker than before.
At about 12:30 PM some nigger would begin spamming furfag glibblezorpson all over /soy/ and elemental cattos spam would infest /qa/ for a short while but eventually go away. During this time Doordarshan spam would also emerge on /qa/ which is possibly the only actually funny thing on /qa/ so far.
At about 1:30 PM Vlodson spam would begin and the 'log would have small amounts of vlodson. The Vlodson spam is probably the least bad out of all of the other spam. FPE spam would remain gone until about 2:45 PM when the spam would finally pick up again.
At about 3:00 PM somephono would spam froot on the 'log and then leave. There would be no spam for the next 2 hours.
At 5:00 PM the FPE spam would pick back up again and continue for a little bit. After about an hour it would stop and nothing would happen for like 2 hours.
At about 7:30PM someone would begin spamming the Soul Eater character Excalibur on /int/ and /qa/ and spam HTSMquoting "hating Excalibur" on /soy/ but this spam would eventually stop for a bit. It would pick back up at 9:30 along with another spammer leaking about the fact that /grox/ got deleted. Somephono would also make a /soy/ bunker thread on /qa/ as a result of the Soysurgency ev&oe it's really not that bad. The spam would quiet down until 10:30 when HTSM spam would begin again but then quiet down again afterwards.
The RTL rating for December 27th was 5.1, which is considerably higher than December 26th and much closer to the average ratings before the Soysurgency.
December 28th[edit | edit source]
Spam on /soy/ remains quiet for the first half hour of the morning. However, elemental cattos spam would infest /pol/ and then come back to /soy/ at about 12:30 AM but it would stop incredibly quickly, presumably due to jannies banning the spammer, with the spammer returning to /pol/ and shitting it up with obvious bait that not even nophono falls for. This spam would shit up /pol/ until 1:00 AM when the elemental cattos spammer would return to /soy/ and make HTSM quotes of people who don't like elemental cattos.
During this period an elemental cattos spam thread would actually end up baiting some nusois and the elemental cattos spammer would HTSM quote anyone who quoted xim or said anything bad about elemental cattos. This thread eventually reached 25 replies and resulted in the pluekike spamming /soy/ with "miss circle large breast" at about 1:30 AM. After this, jannies delete all elemental cattos spam on /soy/ and /pol/ which results in the 'log being peaceful again.
Nothing else would happen during the morning of December 28th and the 'log would stay peaceful for the next 11 and a half hours.
At about 1:00 PM, some nigger, presumably the elemental cattos spammer, would spam "elemental cattos, more like elemental 'cados" with a picture of the coinslot and not only catty wipe with it, but also spam it in random threads.
Giggers would also begin spamming at around 1:30 with this being the least annoying spam of the entire Soysurgency. The 'cado spam would continue and brown troonjak spam would begin, but both of these spams would stop at about 3:00 PM
The RTL rating for December 28th was 4.2, which is lower than December 27th but higher than December 26th.
Timeline[edit | edit source]
December 26th 2025[edit | edit source]
AM[edit | edit source]
- some 'teen begins spamming hanging jannies
- The Fourth Great Soysurgency is called.
- Nothing really happens for a bit
PM[edit | edit source]
- Some nigger begins spamming Element Cattos, a troonslop game with heckin' valid non-binary cats
- Some kike from /qa/ begins spamming Octonauts in response like the leaky manchild xe is
- HTSM spammers begin HTSMquoting everything everyone says
- Element Cattos spam invades /int/ which makes the octokike leak all over /qa/
- Some frognigger begins spamming Pepe the Frog clapping his ass cheeks
- A 'teen begins spamming great meme reset 'jaks
- 'Teens start hating jannies more
- Someone begins spamming cockvore 'jaks of Quote
- RTL Daily polls hit 2.2, the lowest in its recorded history (for now..)
- The great meme reset spammer gets permabanned for automated posting
- Some 'teen begans spamming glowie 'jaks
- Dementiaposting
- Brandon spam
- Spam quiets down for a bit
- Janny hate spam comes back
- Spam chills out for about 2 hours
- FPE spam begins and lasts for the rest of December 26th
December 27th 2025[edit | edit source]
AM[edit | edit source]
- The clock strikes 12, midnight arrives
- FPE spam from December 26th continues after midnight
- FPE spam begins to infest /int/ just like elemental cattos spam did
- FPE spam settles down for about 10 hours
- Nothing happens for these 10 hours
PM[edit | edit source]
- FPE spam starts again at about 12:00 PM
- The spam is much weaker than before
- some nigger begins spamming furfag glibblezorpson
- Elemental cattos spam continues on /qa/
- Doordarshan spam emerges on /qa/
- The RTL rating is 5.1
- The spam calms down for a bit again
- Vlodson spam begins
- FPE spam comes back
- Froot is spammed
- Spam stops for a bit
- Nothing really happens for a while
- FPE spam returns
- FPE spam stops
- Nothing happens for a while
- Excalibur spam starts on /qa/ and /int/
- HTSM spam invades the 'log
- The spam stops for about 2 hours
- HTSM spam comes back
- Grox spam begins
- A bunker is made on /qa/
- Spam stops again
- HTSM spam begins again
- Spam stops again
December 28th 2025[edit | edit source]
AM[edit | edit source]
- The clock strikes 12, midnight arrives. Again.
- Spam continues to be quiet on /soy/
- Elemental cattos spam infests /pol/
- Elemental cattos spam comes back to /soy/
- Elemental cattos spam is stopped instantly and the elemental cattos spammer returns to /pol/ to shit it up
- Elemental cattos spam also appears on /int/
- HTSM spam returns
- Elemental cattos spam returns to /pol/ again
- One of the elemental cattos bait thread actually manages to bait some nusois.
- The thread reaches 25 replies and gets deleted
- FPE gets spammed on /soy/ as a response
- Jannies do their job and delete the elemental cattos spam
- Spam calms down
- Nothing happens for the rest of the morning
PM[edit | edit source]
- Spam remains quiet
- RTL gets rated 4.2
- 'cado spam fills the 'log
- 'cado spam enters normal threads
- gigger spam begins
- Gigger spam ends
- brown troonjak spam begins
- brown troonjak spam ends
- cado spam continues
- cado spam finally ends
- The 'log is peaceful for a little while
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