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anyone miss the pre-soot sharty?

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this never happened

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yes

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damn ai actually did a good job this is hecking good web design

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>>14596567 (OP)
What ai did you use

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>>14596567 (OP)
grandpa soi

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gempasser from 2007 AMA

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tea was a good admin, so were laird and M9MK. i wouldnt say zole was the best but he's much better then what we have now

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Niggerbabble Translator Engaged💬Translating💬Translation complete: Mufugga bloo bloo fo dee mammi bix nood needs me agugu goons im trans btw

 14596640[Quote]>>14596650>>14596927

melon and þoot were also good co-admins but idk melon tried to ban raiding when he was first promoted

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>>14596640
remember when we found melon's personal MySpace and he stepped down? i felt so bad for him

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>>14596567 (OP)
make this a stylesheet. also what ai did you use

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>>14596650
yeah there were mixed reactions

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> Raid /r/

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the ebaumsworld hack in 2006 was also gemmy, 'mons were sent to baumans house and he threw a tantrum on here so much that M9MK leaked his ip.

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geg

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>>14596663
OldGODs remember when we raided /r/

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i still remember when we raided 4chan back in like 2004

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>>14596689
Nusoisluttas want to memoryhole ts

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>>14596746
>Operation taking LLLLZZZ AKA the rape of /l/

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i still sometimes miss m9mk
he was the one who banned demoralisation which lead to so many gemerald raids

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meds

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>>14596766
2013 nusoi here, is it true melon was doxed because he lifted the ban on demoralisation?

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>Soyjak.party Otakon panel 2005

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>>14596610
Zole was better than kuz honestly ev&oe he let nas in like annoying orange

 14596816[Quote]>>14596824>>14596838

why did tea remove this gem design?

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this site had partners with ihateannoyingorange in 2014

 14596824[Quote]>>14596855

>>14596816
what ai is this

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>Optimized pog PHP
>reexone
>800x600 jc
>Nuur Browter woth 808 / 800 scrern resolution.

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>>14596567 (OP)
Ihope the website you're making never takes off
Die

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>>14596816
xis 486 wont load

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Remember when moot made 4chan for the sharty's tranime posters?

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>>14596830
Are you retarded nigga? This is an archive of soyjak.party in 2002.

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>>14596824
chatgpt nigga

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>>14596850
I know who you are.

 14596865[Quote]>>14596894

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>>14596567 (OP)
Chatgpt is surprisingly really good at making images of websites

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they should make a theme that changes the entire site UI not just like the windows 98 theme

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holy fuck this is AWESOME OP

 14596894[Quote]>>14596902

>>14596865
Fuck you fuck you fuck you die fag die faggot nigger cunt coon retard I hope your arms get chopped off and you never make a post EVER again

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>>14596894
Holy shit why

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>97 geocities raid

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I miss pre-soyjak /qa/., how could you tell?

 14596919[Quote]>>14596926

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>TTC spammer
>aspertame
>russian invasion
>indian rape video spammers
>subvariant:lily
>9/11 thread reaching 10k reppeys and crashing the site

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>>14596902
You know who you are and what'u're doing.

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>>14596919
russian invasion was horrendous

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>>14596640
>>14596650
Didn't we find out that melon had down syndrome?

 14596933[Quote]>>14596939

>>14596927
i thought he had aspergers

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>>14596933
Geeeeg admin Melon looked retarded doe

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>>14596939
his parents are inbred

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>nusois don't remember

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>>14596581
its real though

 14596965[Quote]>>14596971>>14596991

Wovld this version of >>>/sude/ be abovt 80s nostalgia instead of 2000s nostalgia.

 14596969[Quote]>>14596982

>>14596951
what program is this

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>>14596965
imageboards didn't exist in the 1980s

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>>14596951
Truly the best times for soyjak.party

 14596973[Quote]>>14596992

subvariant:lily was a lesser known variant before those pedoniggers on /b/ ruined it o algo

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>>14596971
>browsing sharty in 1960s

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>>14596969
Netscape 4 probably, I took the screenshot so long ago I can't remember

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>>14596982
i meant literally not larp

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>>14596965
It was doe admin zole made /sude/ it was for 80s american nostalgia then froot updated it 10 years later.

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>>14596973
is it still banned for its adoption by the lolicucks? i have the template

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>>14596971
holy goy how much glowie jizz have you drank
we had crt computers in the 80's and 4cuck was founded in 1987

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>>14596990
nusoi, the screenshot was real

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>>14596982
ive used netscape many times and that shit is so fucking slow, im glad microsoft introduced internet explorer it feels so new and fast

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ITT we raid /r/

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>>14597004
…what? are you well-above the age of 30 then or something?

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>>14596992
im pretty sure after the linksec hack we lost alot of shit and the variant became completely overan and is now what we know as soylita

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>>14597007
DO THIS
JUST LIKE OLDTIMES

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>>14597004
Never used netscape but I used dial-up internet. My family bought me a computer as a christmas present in 2004…

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>>14596567 (OP)
I miss Neeg Zone :(

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soyjak wiki had a page where we raided a limp bizkit fan site by making fred durst jaks in 2003 and the site had been shutdown geg, now that page got deleted

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ill never forget when laird went fucking full schizo over y2k and almost sold the site to altavista

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>2004 WoW raid

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>>14597064
Geg i was there for the first soypocalypse back in the 2000s

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>simion syracuse posting

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>>14597077
GEEEG. I am still laughing about this raid to this day

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If you don't remember this homepage, you are a newfag

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>>14597163
Tea was a good admin xhe was like proto Froot

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>>14597163
unfortunately i started browsing the sharty in late 2003, i didnt know how it looked like in 2002

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>>14597243
Still can't believe moot copied our 2002 homepage

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>>14597243
I had to stop posting on sharty because of the Iraq war in 2003 after getting injured in 2009 I returned to the USA I started posting on sharty again but the culture was completely different

 14597272[Quote]>>14597301

>>14597256
Meds both were based off of 2chan

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>>14597272
No, our homepage always looked a lot different than 2chan's

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ITT we post 2000s sharty memes

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>>14597271
I remember /pol/ back in 2003 the pph was over 1000 every day oldGods posting about their tour in Iraq

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>>14597311
I remember Iraqi ip's getting rangebanned because some 'teen spammed iraqi dead babies during the war it was horrible.

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>>14597306
what would a 2000s sharty meme look like

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>>14597370
DIB > DNB
Only oldGODs remember

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>>14597370
>not remembering DMB

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also wasnt the guy that spammed DNB back in 2014 a niaraland immigrant, i think he said that the photo was taken by his friend

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>>14597446
birdposting was gemmy

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>>14597463
Too bad melon got rid of it

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>>14597306
who can forget

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I can't believe Soot memoryholed all of this

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>>14596978
>attending Soystock '69

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>>14597536
Re: Forgot my file attachment
56K no

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>>14597536
>Sharty on 300 baud

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why does this snca thread get 100 reppeys

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>>14597606
because i had sex with you

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i remeber when that dude went live on justin.tv and ate his poop

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>>14596567 (OP)
>Watching the goon landing live on television

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generated it with ai award

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>>14597377
i was looking at livejournals and forum archives from 2007 recently and 60% of the posts were just shit like this

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>>14597728
>watching the basotho astronauts goon to 'p on the moon

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>>14596567 (OP)
yes

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authentic unc nigger memes

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>>14597817
Theyre called macros

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>>14597817
All fucking gems

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>Is that some…
>HECKING EPIC pre-web2.0 style web design???
>So freaking vaporwave…
>Netscape?! I FREAKING love Netscape!!
>Is that a webring??
>Is that an odometer-style visitor counter??
>Holy Fauci, it even has a guestbook!
>…Somebody wrote nigger in the guestbook. ERM the early 2000s were racist as heck!!! No moderation??

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Is that some…
HECKING EPIC pre-web2.0 style web design???
So freaking vaporwave…
Netscape?! I FREAKING love Netscape!!
Is that a webring??
Is that an odometer-style visitor counter??
Holy Fauci, it even has a guestbook!
…Somebody wrote nigger in the guestbook. ERM the early 2000s were racist as heck!!! No moderation??

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>Is that some…
>HECKING EPIC pre-web2.0 style web design???
>So freaking vaporwave…
>Netscape?! I FREAKING love Netscape!!
>Is that a webring??
>Is that an odometer-style visitor counter??
>Holy Fauci, it even has a guestbook!
>…Somebody wrote nigger in the guestbook. ERM the early 2000s were racist as heck!!! No moderation??

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>not a single mention of the mass tumblr trolling and psyops

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>>14597904
that was only in 2014 nusoi

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>>14597909
it was still before soot revived the sharty in 2020

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who remembers when we whitewashed steven universe garbage and got so many prototroon clitties to leak and we falseflagged as 4cuck

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maybe unrelated but i got jeetgpt to generate me a css that looks like the windows xp zune theme for my website wjat do you niggas think and what should i add

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>>14597983
Looks sovlless and not at all like the Zune theme. Make the css yourself, it's not that hard

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>>14597983
That's just a black background with some plain white text and a couple orange bars chudcel

AI is retarded

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>>14597997
Real SWE know that coding CSS is the most unfun nigger task in coding
If you should use AI for anything,, use it for front end dev
Front end development is not a real career and fuck you for thinking it is

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>>14598005
>>14597997
alright i'll look into it kek, what about the layout doe
>>14598010
tsmt geg

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>>14597983
kys big HD nigger lips raping my bandwidth

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>>14597983
try generating styles like these, how could you tell?

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>>14598061
2nd one is kino as fuck thank you saar

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>>14597049
>cobson died
marge

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>oh my soy! the nostalgia!

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Does anyone remember.

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Does anyone remember when a 4chan immigrant tried to force Pepe in 2005?

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>Does anyone remember.

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>>14598185
i remember the old snarky.snappy chat, it got taken down by feds in 1992 and the sharty was shat out 2 years later in '94

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the guy that spammed simion syracuse art was fucking weird, the nigger only saved 20% of the library of alexandria

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>>14598177
this is so gemmy

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I remember when the Soyjak Party was on paper.

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>>14598130
yeah its y2k aesthetic

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>>14598289
I remember when the soyjak party was a physical party

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>>14598289
before paper was invented, sharty was passed orally or drawn on caves

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>>14598010
Trvke writing CSS is annoying
>>14598025
I think the essential parts of the zune interface is font size and also the fact that it was a transitional period between skeuomorphism and minimalism… they weren't comfortable being totally minimalistic yet. So you had strange things like soft gradient multiplied album covers in the background, or old emo-esque edgy imagery like silhouettes of trees in the forest at night, etc. Put big ass thin-lineweight text over the second image and you are basically pretty close

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>sign my guestbook
datamining sharty culture confirmed

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>>14597817
>>14597836
Those guys sound OBSESSED about niggers

 14598650[Quote]>>14598660

does anyone remember the developer for the sharty named jolt that was hired by tea?
he was extremely hated for what I remember and was eventually fired by tea but he still runs a internet podcast to this day

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>>14598650
>he was extremely hated for what I remember and was eventually fired by tea but he still runs a internet podcast to this day
sounds like w.t. snacks geg

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>>14598660
thats literally what jolt is based off of geg

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Who here remembers when bill nye the science guy held an AMA in 2007 and we ‘jakked him and make him leak so hard he left

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>>14598660
tbh, I do wonder if wt snacks is aware of the 4cuck hack and the sharty/soysphere in general
somephono message him about this since hes still active on xitter

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>it's real

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>>14598707
someone make this

 14598729[Quote]>>14598827

>>14598707
>'cord
>existing in 2004
maybe this meant jannyskype?

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>>14598707
does anyone have the thread where tea discusses why he fired jolt? its a deadlink on the wiki page

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>fuggen obsessed 4channycucks and skype pedos

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Does anybody remember the soyjak BBS in 1993?

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>>14598729
>>14598707
>Cord in 2004
They didn't fix the 'ki after the 2016 rehost?

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>>14598808
I tried to download a 'jak off it but my internet connexion was too slow

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>>14598808
dis.soyjak.party was worse than the schlog.

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bvmo

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>>14598683
>Wt snacks is real

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>>14598707
this wiki entry is missing a shit ton of information, here is what I remember during the jolt era
>jolt was born sometime in 1992 according to what he said when he was still around
>his name comes from the fact that he had a obsession with a jolt energy drink or any energy drinks in general
>according to tea's final interview in 2014, jolt wasn't even supposed to be a developer he was a mod that he hired who happened to have experience within php and was promoted to a developer role
>jolt had a obsession with niggerweed (surprisingly drug addiction within the higher ups of this site goes back this far) and would frequently sell data just to fuel his addiction
I might be missing some more but yeah, this nigga was one of the worst developers of the sharty geg

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>>14599268
add it to Jolt's 'ki page

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>>14599310
https://soyjakwiki.org/Jolt
https://soyjakwiki.org/Tea
wow some phono actually made a wiki entry for these two niggas
I didn't know we are taking this larp that seriously geg

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>>14599342
It could be gemmy

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>Pre-Soot Era Members don't even remember SoyjakMartin
JSID

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>>14599362
Sorry wrong image

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>>14599363
nigga who is soyjak martin

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>>14599372
he was basically the doll of this era

 14599385[Quote]>>14599392

NIGGA ARE YOU NUTS IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING THIS NEVER HAPPENED

 14599386[Quote]>>14599395

>>14599342
>Larp
Fuggen nusois don't even remember though

 14599392[Quote]>>14599419

>>14599385
>OHOHOHOHOHO, I FINALLY FIND YOU AGAIN, SQUIRREL! NOW LET ME COME AND HUNT YOU DOWN NOW!

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>>14599386
do you even remember SoyjakMartin

 14599411[Quote]>>14599427

remember when soyjak.party was a physical mail service

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>>14599392
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE NIGGA

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soot add this as a theme

 14599427[Quote]>>14599454


 14599432[Quote]>>14599439

Soot era newfags have to go back

 14599439[Quote]>>14599442

>>14599432
what about SoyjakMartin era newfags

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>>14599439
They seem like oldfags, so I guess

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>>14599427
>meds sharty mail system never existed don't look deep into it

 14599480[Quote]

Remember when Soyjak.party was a newsgroup?

 14599496[Quote]

Remember Nate III who was executed by the king for posting coal

 14599498[Quote]

>nusois don't even remember when namefagging was normal on the sharty back in 2011
JSID

 14599551[Quote]

nusois start expanding the tea 'ki page

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>>14599342
1994 should be replaced to 2002 so it looks like a real larp

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Alot of oldfreaks dysphoria itt

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>having oldfag dysphoria

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>anyone miss the pre-soot sharty?

 14599768[Quote]

Meds

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nusois…

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bvmo

 14600369[Quote]>>14600379>>14600426

Does anyphino have an archive of a jak for Tea or any other old admins?

 14600379[Quote]>>14600384

>>14600369
I have one for SoyjakMartin

 14600384[Quote]>>14600442

>>14600379
post it then

 14600426[Quote]>>14600489

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>>14600369
This is the oldest itiration i could scrape off wayback machine. Admins were suprisingly not really 'jakked until m9mk.

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none of you were alive in 2002

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>>14600384
funnily enough, SoyjakMartin was the first ever admin to self-insert as Impish

 14600456[Quote]

>>14600442
also I'm sorry if it looks bad, that's because this image was heavily damaged when I was restoring it

 14600466[Quote]>>14600539

>>14600442
I kneel oldGOD

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Tea here, it was a fun time back then!

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 14600495[Quote]>>14600549

>>14600482
We know its you jolt

 14600504[Quote]>>14600518>>14600523>>14600537

does anyone remember ABCfag? he'd spam alphabet soyjaks and the alphabet and the admins would ban him constantly.

 14600518[Quote]

>>14600504
he never left

 14600523[Quote]

>>14600504
Fuggen obsessed Abcfag hes been on the site for 20 years

 14600537[Quote]>>14600554>>14600673

>>14600504
I remember in 2016 they filtered the letter E to fuck with him and he leaked so hard on the soyjak party official discord he posted a picture of his piss in a toilet

 14600539[Quote]>>14600600

>>14600466
uhhh here's some info I got on SoyjakMartin based off my perspective of him

>He is the definition of Froot and Doll

>He would post random 'jaks he made on /soy/
>He was born on 2005 of July 20th
>He lives in South America, but we don't know what state he is yet though
>He named himself after his real name and the fact he made 'jaks
>In 2017 on an interview, SoyjakMartin managed to become an admin because of how much it made the site look active
>He would complain about the PPH on /soy/ not being high enough
I guess that's all I was for him now

 14600549[Quote]>>14600560>>14600572

>>14600495
JOLT PARTIAL DOX

Name: Marianne Ribeiro
Birth Date: 2004-11-01 (21 years old)
Location: Paris, France
Email : mariane.jolt2004@hotmail.com

 14600554[Quote]

>>14600537
>Cord in 2016
Fuck zole and cordtrannies

 14600560[Quote]>>14600575>>14600590

>>14600549
jolt was born in 1992 so dox information might be incorrect
I mean, he was probably joking since when he said that he was born in 1992 he had a cacaborea gif attached to that post

 14600572[Quote]

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>>14600549
>becoming soyjak.party moderator the day you were born

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>>14600560
he was the smartest 1 year old to ever run the sharty

 14600590[Quote]>>14600642

>>14600560
iirc, jolt said that he was enrolled within university in 2003 and claimed to have graduated sometime in 2005 before his eventual firing
assuming that he was a first year student in 2003 then his birthday is probably somewhere in the early 80s or late 80s

 14600600[Quote]

>>14600539
also I forgot to tell that Martin became an admin back in like, 2009 of September 13th

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>becoming soyjak.party moderator the day you were born

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>>14600590
yeah i just did some digging and found this, what do we think?

he was a website coder, he talked about soyjaks and "running a small forum", and knew about 4chan, he also lives in france.

Name: Genevieve Noel
DoB: 1975-12-29 (50 years old)
Email: genevieven75@hotmail.com
Location: Nantes, France

i cant get an address because of the privacy laws in europe

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>>14600642
>being 50 years old

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also can someone put all of the admins 'jaks into the 'ki page

 14600661[Quote]>>14600677

Was soyjakmartin before or after zole? In 2010

 14600673[Quote]>>14600681>>14600683

>>14600537
>soyjak party official discord
meds this has never existed

 14600677[Quote]

>>14600661
I think he was in-between

 14600681[Quote]

>>14600673
even doe QAfe was a thing

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>>14600673
it did for a brief period of time in 2016 until the moon incident where some guy shot his head off with a shotgun in vc and they swept it under thr rug

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>this entire thread

 14600700[Quote]>>14600708

Stop bumping this snca

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 14600718[Quote]>>14600723

I feel like we are forced to like Tea just because he made the site. He let jolt datamine his users for years for his crack addiction then put some inexprienced skid to run the site. If it was for m9mk this site wouldnt exist right now.
<
Fuck that britfag. TTD NOW.

 14600723[Quote]>>14600729

>>14600718
what do we think of soyjakmartin doey

 14600726[Quote]>>14600735>>14600744>>14600764

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Possibly the oldest ever post recorded on soyjak.st?
Jolt was a nigger and forgot to pin and lock the thread geg

 14600729[Quote]>>14600736>>14600737

>>14600723
Soyjakmartin helped kill the site along with zole

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>>14600729
Soot had to save the site during the first soypocalypse

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>>14600735
actually never mind, >>14600726 is more real

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>>14600736
remember soyjakmartincord

 14600750[Quote]

Op here, thank you guys for all the upvotes! This post has been on fire and I feel so good being popular!

Edit: My wife's black son came out as trans!

 14600764[Quote]>>14600766

>>14600726
someone put this on the 'ki NOW

 14600766[Quote]>>14600785

>>14600764
You do it

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>>14600735
iirc, this picture was a screenshot of a test build called "soychan.party"
not the actual soyjak.party that we know and love today

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hey, wasn't there a screenshot of jolt getting pissed at soyjakmartin posting random 'jaks?

 14600785[Quote]>>14600790

>>14600766
Im on a vpn.

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>>14600642
snopes?

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>>14600785
You can edit from VPNs

 14600849[Quote]

autistic 'kiGODs I kneel
https://soyjakwiki.org/Pre-Soot_Era

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>>14596567 (OP)

Meds. now.
or something

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gem

 14601013[Quote]>>14601175

>>14596567 (OP)
very retro woahjacks

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Geg

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2002 oldfag here. I've been through it all. I've seen the proto-IAS trollface. I've watched /test/ crumble. I've seen tea sell the site to Laird. I've seen it all and I can certainly say, soot was the final nail in the coffin for this site.



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