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Boo

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>>14588888
amazing soy

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doctos

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 14588954[Quote]>>14588960>>14588975

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>>14588877 (OP)
nigger die

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RUN

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RUN AWAY

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>>14588954
>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THATS ANOTHER GHOST

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>>14588877 (OP)
Das just my bbc bull

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>>14588877 (OP)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>14588967
RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE

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>>14588967
what's all the racket

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>>14588986
>OH SHIT ITS THE GHOST

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>>14588986
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, HE WILL FIND YOU

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>>14588996
GEG THAT GHOST WONT DO SHIT

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>>14589007
RUN YOU IDIOT

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And he’s back, I’m gonna need my LS mark plush to sleep tonight. and oreos

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doctos doctos doctos

 14589108[Quote]>>14589183

shitting as we speak, uncjak please leave me alone. I never did anything to you. you are wishing an eternal Damnation on me for no reason. Go away. I hate you.

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>shitting as we speak, uncjak please leave me alone. I never did anything to you. you are wishing an eternal Damnation on me for no reason. Go away. I hate you.

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>>14589183
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HE'S MELTING

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>>14589183
I WILL PUNCH YOU

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<hi guys!

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>>14589351
WHAT IS HE DOING

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>>14589351
um uncjak?

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>>14589351
Hey guys, I've been though this before, and please note: it's not gonna be a fun time.

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>>14589406
>it's a psyop they just want us to run for no reason

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>>14589418
>I think he's being serious

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>>14589426
It's a DAMN GHOST IS WHAT I'M SAYING

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>>14589450
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO COBSON

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>>14589426
Oh and I'm a ghost to, so uh, good luck.

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>>14589450
DON'T WORRY, THE POWER OF THE UPDOOT WOULD HELP!

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literally nothing is going to happen

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>>14589468
not you

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>>14589471
BIG CHUNGUS!!! I DOWNDOOTED YOU!!!!

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>>14589477
hello everyone im calm about this or something

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>>14589471
>SHUT UP YOU GHOST BIGOT,

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BUMP, KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE

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>Ghosts are native american culture!

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test

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>>14589525
BIGGGGG CHUNNNNGGUUUUUUSSSS

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>>14589525
HOW MANY OF US ARE EVEN LEFT.

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>>14589536
BUT THE POWER OF REDDIT WOU-

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>>14589525
GO AWAY

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>>14589542
LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER! GO AWAY YOU NIGGERGHOST!

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>>14589536
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE LEFT…

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>>14589550
>ok im scared now please go away ghost

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>>14589560
>I KNOW WHERE CHUD IS, YOU WILL NEVER FIND HIM-

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>>14589585
>he will not find me inside this car

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>>14589575
>YOUR ALONE, AREN'T YOU?

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Bump

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fingerboy

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>>14589621
>STOP DOING THAT

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>>14589644
>heh stupid ghost lost me

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>>>14589644 (You)
>>heh stupid ghost lost me

But does it mean I'm gone?

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>>14589655
if i can't see you, you can't see me

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<HEH HE NEVER GOT ME I WIN

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Bump

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Cease investigation of this thread.

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I'LL BE BACK.

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Somebody archive this thread

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this thread did not happen

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>…OR DID IT?

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Nothing of note has happened here. Move along.

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Nothing of note has happened here. Move along.

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just move along

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i shit myself while reading this

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I WILL NOT BE SLEEPING TONIGHT. THANKS OP.

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scariest thread in sharty history

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WARNING: SCARIEST THREAD IN YEARS

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up

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The gigger once again forgot to show up to save everyone

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up

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Up

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BOO, NUSOI!

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>>14590736
go away

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Get this scary soy off my fyp

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>>14590756
ok I’m going to bed now

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>>14590769
son come join me in the place of calmness

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>>14590806
I wish I could join you

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>>14590806
Why is uncjak here if he is dead

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>>14590806
WAIT NIGGA WHY IS THAT GHOST IN THE CALM PLACE WITH US

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>>14590825
>>14590827
Did you think you could escape me that easily?

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Those damn city boys are yelling again.
Thankfully I live in the peaceful countryside and don't have to worry about it.

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>>14590827
his brother AuntJak

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>>14590832
SWEDISH FARMER LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU ONE OF YOUR PUMPKINS ARE MOVING

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>>14590837
Its going to happen again

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>>14590845
MULLETJAK NO

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>>14590851
I wish I could stop it, I really do, but he won’t let me rest

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>>14590837
Uhh, he's right behind me isn't he?

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>>14590857
UNCSJAK STOP FORCING MULLETJAK TO KILL THE SWEDISH FARMER

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>>14590858
I’m sorry, but it’s time

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>DON'T WORRY SWEDISH FARMER, I'LL SHOOT THAT FUCKER FOR YOU!

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obsessed ghost, I bet he's wondering why he's not in heaven

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>>14590867
WHY IS BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE BULLET HOLES

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>>14590872
HAH! I GUESS GHOSTS CAN BLEED AFTER ALL!

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>>14588877 (OP)
Nigger im gooning rn. DO NOT INTERRUPT MY GOONING MOMENT

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>>14590875
BUFF HTSM HELP US KILL THESE GHOSTS NAOOO

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>>14590872
Goodbye, friend

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>>14590872
>HE'S DEAD

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>>14590875
I can see the BBC

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>>14590881
But, what if it's a falseflag?

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>>14590902
F U C K Y O U

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>>14590907
CHUD, PLEASE, WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!

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>>14590924
D I E N I G G E R

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>I WISH MY UPDOOTS WORKED…

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>>14590929
>he never got me!

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>>14590929
NONONONO NO NOOOOO-

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>>>14590929
>POSSESSED NIGGER BABY

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would make an edit of swedish farmers head exploding but i can't find the source pumpkin image and i don't feel like 'shopping him out right now

 14590966[Quote]>>14590976

https://soyjakwiki.org/Uncjak add this thread to the uncjak
'ki page

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>>14590966
It is but it's short so someone help the page (it's on the death of Uncjak thread part)

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>>14590979
S- SOYAK, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN…

 14590984[Quote]>>14590986

>>14590950
where did this image come from geg

 14590986[Quote]>>14591021

>>14590984
found it from the 'ru

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>>14590979
Goodbye, you were my favorite

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I hate watching this

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>>14590987
>YOU ALREADY KILLED STICKBOY

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>>14591000
His brother was the one your calling stickboy right now

 14591021[Quote]>>14591036

>>14590986
what's the post

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>>14591004
His name was stickboÿ

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>>14591021
this o algorinos

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>>14591004
IM ENDING THIS

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>>14591042
WAIT NO DONT PUNCH HIM THAT'S SWEDISH BALL NOOOO

 14591060[Quote]>>14591064>>14591070

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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>>14591060
H/ello/ A/nd/ G/oodbye/. D/ie/

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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>>14591070
NO EYES

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Hah! I'm the one who's gonna make it out alive this time.

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>>14591100
>Or, your last few minutes.

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>>14591100
>Ooh ooh ah ah!

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Sir, I got eyes on the target, do I shoot now?

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>>14591119
Kill me

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>>14591100
you already died doe

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>>14591136
*BANG!*
Uhhh, sir, did I hit the target?

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>>14591119
>JUST MURDER ME, JUST DO IT.

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RECON SQUAD, CHECK IN AND NEUTRALIZE THE HOSTILES IN THIS SECTOR!

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>>14591142
>GOOD JOB PRIVATE

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>>14591142
W H O S H O T M E!!!!!!!!!

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>>14591143
Alright then,
*RELOADS*
Hope you enjoy this.
*BANG!*

 14591168[Quote]>>14591179

>>14591161
SIR THE TARGET ISN'T DEAD YET FUCK

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>>14591168
D I E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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things are getting out of control, may need to move things to soyslum

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>>14591179
Nope or something
*BANG!"
Marge I think they are all dead or something

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>>14591196
H/ello/, D/ie/

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don't hurt me bro on gyatt

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>>14591196
Uhhh, sir, I think we missed one…

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>>14591205
CITIZEN EVACUATE THIS SECTOR IMMEDIATELY

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>>14591209
*consumes your flesh, the table and chair have fused to soyjak, it mutates into a spider like beast*

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>we need to move uncjak to the Soysylum

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>>14591215
SHIT! WE NEED MORE REINFORCEMENTS!

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>>14591217
You’ll never catch me, doctor

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>>14591213
ON SKIBIDI YOU WONT DIDDY ME LEAVE HAWK TUAH OFF

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>>14591222
we'll just see about that.

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>>14591225
CITIZEN THIS AREA ISN'T SAFE PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, AND STOP RECORDING THIS

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>>14591220
*The beast roars, it pounces on a nearby soldier, then it nearly misses dr. Soyberg on a second pounce*

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>>14591232
HOLY SHIT, GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME NOWWW, HELP!

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>>14591237
*The beasts face seemingly unwraps in order to speak*
Y/ou/ W/ill/ D/ie/ L/ike/ T/he/ R/est
*The beast eats your arm*

 14591247[Quote]>>14591255

get this under control now

 14591251[Quote]>>14591257

>>14591246
FUCK IT!
*Pulls out a grenade and pulls off the pin*
I WON'T DIE TO A FUCKER LIKE YOU!

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>>14591247
AGENT, GET THE CITIZENS OUT OF THIS SECTOR IMMEDIATELY! or something

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this operation has failed

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>>14591251
*Your grenade does a lot of damage to the beast, it’s barely standing, but it’s heading towards soyberg*

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Peacekeeper reinforcements have arrived.

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>>14591257
DR. SOYBERG MOVE OUT THE WAY!

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*starts tiktok live*
WASGUD RIZZLERS AND RIZZOETS I'M HWAKTUWINESSING SOME TUFF SHII GOING ON NO CAP BRO THEY'RE GETTING DIDDIED EPIC STYLE

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>>14591267
MARGE MARGE COPY WE HAVE A SPIDER BEAST UP HERE OR SOMETHING

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>>14591267
*Soyberg manages to barely dodge the beast, The beast moves its computer to face him, it starts playing ‘g*

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>>14591257
*throws goyslop at the beast*

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>>14591270
CITIZEN, PLEASE EVACUATE NOW PLEASE.

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IM MAKING A CALL TO THE PRESIDENT

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>>14591281
>Hello, President Quote speaking, what assistance do you need currently, Agent 1488?

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>>14591284
NOTHING TO REPORT NOTHING HAPPENED

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>>14591285
I see then, connection terminated.

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>>14591284
MARGE WE HAVE A SPIDER BEAST OR SOMETHING IT'S PLAYING 'G

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*The remnants of Chud and redditunc start to fuse together, a new being is formed*

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>>14591280
I AINT NO POMNI SHIT MR GMAN I'M A PUBLIC RECORDED MESSANGER TELLING DA TRUTH WE SIGMAS NEED TO SEE DEM AREA 51 TITTIES YKNOEYKNOW

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>>14591289
MARGE MARGE HELP US OR SOMETHING DO SOMETHING PLEASE OR SOMETHING

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>>14591288
DUDE SOME RETARD SAID NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND PRESIDENT QUOTE HUNG UP THE CALL

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>>14591289
*Chud and redditunc fuse into the soyak spider*

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WHAT IDIOT TOLD THE PRESIDENT THAT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

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>>14591285
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

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>>14591298
>>14591285
IT'S THIS GUY SIR

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>>14591293
MARGE LET'S TRY TO FACE THE SPIDER THEY ARE CURRENTLY FUSING INTO ONE OR SOMETHING

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*The beast screech’s from the pain of fusion, it starts running towards civilians and starts devouring them*

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*THROWS A FIRECRACKER INTO THE BEAST OR SOMETHING AND IT SETS THE BEAST ON FIRE OR SOMETHING*

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>>14591301
Alright, all units are now free to use kinetic tactics.

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>>14591308
DON'T WORRY I THREW A FIRECRACKER IT'S BURNING

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This is all going to plan. The remnants have fused into the beast, soon I may release him from his sooty prison and release poopson

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>>14591315
what in gods name is that

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>>14591312
*The beast recoils from the fire, it still lunges onto a nearby civilian filming it*

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>>14591316
The remnant of a soldier

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things have gotten out of hand, I have to get out of here

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*Uncjak gets inside the beast now controlling the spider*

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to be continued

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archive this gem

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pvt. soybean ready for battle. i will save you all!



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