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 14586903[Quote] [Voice Chat]

Back after a long hiatus.

Sorry for taking so long, personal life, Christmas and more skit noghouldi ass qrut here we continue with the climactic battle and the officers who made decisive ACK-tion in order to save an imageboard

here is a link for anyone who wants to catch up on what happened previously: https://hansamsler.com/comic/battle-of-soysburg-adventure/

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Chudford reorganises his ‘teens and forms a stronger line, however. After a couple minutes of fighting, the cobfederates charge the Soyunionist position with xheir bayonets as they yell out their fierce battle cry.
You have about 1300 ‘teens left.

Berdnolds should arrive in 15 minutes.

What do you do?

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>>14586918
try to retreat and take cover behind the soyminary so you can fire at them from a distance

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>>14586918
>"you will never be a gem"
>cobfederates are 'nished

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>>14586922
Chudford weeps.
This situation is too heckin' scary for him and he cannot bare this amount of responsibility for a 40 year old kid.
This does little to help to fight that is currently going on
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>>14586976
With that being said, he reorganises his troops near the soyminary, where he is seated and observing the battle. He hopes for reinforcements to arrive soon.
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North of Soysburg, the troops sent to take over Gape Hill have been decimated after a prolonged time without any orders from higher-ups, having been overwhelmed by the Cobfederate force heading towards the town.
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Berndolds arrives in 10 minutes.
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(You) have about 800 'teens left

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>>14587224
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MEN

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>>14587224
send a few troops to see if you can get cannons from inside the main city

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>>14587368
A few horsemen are sent into town to ask if the posters there have any 12 lb artillery cannons. Unsurprisingly, the locals have none.
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The Cobfederate army is nearing the outskirts of Soysburg, but so is General Berndolds with his 1st Corps
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the fighting west of town still rages on as Cobfederate reinforcements arrive for a final push.

 14587784[Quote]>>14587973

>>14587713
Have a portion of the troops currently fighting the cobfederates in the west break off to the sides and move westward to stop the reinforcements coming in from the west and let Bernolds' troops fight the ones in front

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>>14587784
could you please reword that? maybe an oekaki?

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>>14587973
This is what I mean

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LARP

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>>14588184
are you sure you want to do this?

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>>14587713
ask for volunteers to form a militia in soysburg if our line breaks which it likely will

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flank on the left, and a few minutes later, a charge directly to the cobfederates

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>>14587713
also try to make a gatling gun nest that's flanking the cobfederates if possible and guard it with about 50 soldiers that are entrenched

 14588334[Quote]>>14588347

why are they fighting?

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>>14588334
because the soyunion loves bbc or somethijg

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>>14587713
sneaked a few decoy horses laced with tnt near the reinforcements that'll activate when killed or 2 minutes after riding using 19th century clockwork soyence

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>>14587713
>>14588291
only make one of the teams flank, make the other prepare additional defenses and such

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>>14588288
A couple Soysburg natives have volunteered to work as sappers and; in worst case scenario - fighters for the Soyunion army.
this will help the Soyunion army fight off the onslaught, but not for long.
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>>14588306
Chudford thinks about making a gatling gun fort in order to hold Soysburg for longer, but then he remembers that he is a cavalry commander and all the gatling guns of the army (about 8 of them) are deployed at Sidsburg, Missimpssimp-pi GEG nice try.
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>>14588291
A desperate cavalry manouver has been ordered by general Chudford, a last attempt at distraction before Berndolds arrives, which should be soon enough, hopefully.
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Chudford has about 760 'teens left at his disposal.

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…in other news, Berndolds has arrived at Soysburg! It is around 9 AM, he is on his way to meet with Chudford and ask for details on the current soytuation.

 14588922[Quote]>>14588930

make the cobfederates charge

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>>14588922
look at the map

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>>14588930
okay o algo asi

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>>14588869
benrdolds has to take north it seems. make him leave a quarter of his men at a hasty wall fortification north, then have the rest pin the west cob soldiers from both north and west (pincer attack)

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oh my fauci the site finally got made, so happy to see you making threads again
<celebratory space
anyways have all of chudford's men just start screaming at the high heavens for no reason at all

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>>14588945
*north and southwest, don't know if crossfire would be an issue with north and south

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>>14588869
Employ the usage of a shamblerboy

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op where is you

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After a friendly reunion, Chudford and Berndolds discuss defensive manouvers that the 1st Corps can make to defend Soysburg.
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Choose the formation:

 14589073[Quote]

wake up op

 14589075[Quote]>>14589081

>>14589072
Chudford suffers a mental breakdown, crying about just wanting the war to be over. Some of the Cobfederates ask if he's alright. He doesn't answer and keeps on weeping like a widow.

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>>14589075
I meant Bernolds when I typed "Cobfederates", idk why I typed that.

 14589095[Quote]>>14589100

>>14589081
esl award

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>>14589095
you fuck up shut

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>you fuck up shut

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>>14589081
would they do that though?

 14589195[Quote]>>14589227

>>14589169
that would be out of character

 14589227[Quote]>>14589281

>>14589195
No it wouldn't.

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>>14589227
it would since cobfederates enslave people so they don't care about feelings

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>>14589281
some slavers cared about their slaves (william ford is a good example)

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>>14589281
>enslaving people and not caring about feelings

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>>14589297
>enslaving people and caring about their feelings

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>>14589281
>>14589297
>>14589305
>>14589328
QUIT USING THE WORD "CARE" SO MUCH YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM SHIT UP THIS THREAD

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>>14589340
this takes place in 1863 so care bears weren't invented yet though

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>>14589340
this thread is already dead because nobaldi is playing

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 14589382[Quote]>>14589389

hans are you still here

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>>14589382
OP here, Hans is not the one making the thread, but he liked it so he decided to archive the adventure on his site

this is way below his level

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>>14589389
are you done with the panels yet

 14589414[Quote]>>14589423

>>14589389
can we call you sanh then because it's hans backwards

 14589423[Quote]>>14589431>>14589432

>>14589414
if (You) want

I have to go to bed for the meantime anyways, and the thread will be probably dead by then, flooded by the coal spam, so I don't even think the actual Hans will be able to see this

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>>14589423
I'm Hans and I've been lurking the thread, I'll upload all the new panels to the site, don't worry about it

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>>14589432
>I'm Hans and I've been lurking the thread, I'll upload all the new panels to the site, don't worry about it

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>>14589432
hey hans can you make an adventure thread about care bears

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>>14589432
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS CHANGE MY DIAPER

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>>14589432
make 700s china adventure thread

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>>14589432
congrats hans you've got autists sperging out whenever you show up just like quote



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