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ugh vaginas are just disgusting man like why do they look like that all floppy and weird and hidden away like some kind of messed up flower thats been stepped on too many times its like nature ran out of ideas and just slapped some leftover skin down there ugh i cant even look at them without feeling sick theyre all asymmetrical and hairy and wet and just gross penises though penises are perfect so clean and straightforward hanging out there proud and symmetrical like a work of art imagine jason momoa with a vagina instead of that glorious dick no way hed still be hot itd ruin everything but imagine sydney sweeney with a cock oh man sweeney is going to be hot maybe even hotter with a penis that body with a perfect dick swinging there it would be insane so much better than whatever shes got going on down there now vaginas ruin everything theyre ugly and complicated and smell weird and just no penises are elegant strong perfect but im not gay okay ive been married to my wife for five years straight love her love women totally not gay at all just saying facts here vaginas are trash compared to the perfection of dicks like why couldnt women have something nice like that instead of this hideous mess its not fair man its just not fair ugh i hate looking at them they make me wanna puke all those lips and folds and whatever else is going on its a nightmare penises are simple beautiful imagine if everyone had penises the world would be better but no were stuck with these ugly vaginas ruining hot girls like sweeney would be a goddess with a cock momoa would lose everything with a vag but im straight married five years love pussy wait no i mean i tolerate it because im not gay obviously just frustrated with how ugly they are compared to perfect perfect penises.