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ALTWe all know it’s true. After the fall of Rome—the very same Rome that destroyed the Second Temple and carted off the massive seven-armed menorah—the temple menorah didn’t really disappear. It passed from empire to empire until finally landing in the ultimate megadungeon: the Vatican Secret Archives, an eighty-five kilometer multi-layer bunker under Vatican City. They stole the menorah.
You’re going to steal it back.
TVSTMAWGTSIB, available now on itch.io just in time for Jewsh Christmas, is a silly, dreidel-powered, trifold pamphlet heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. It can be played in 1-2 hours with anywhere from 2 to too many people, a few dreidels (or d4s), eight candles (or eight of anything), and faith (or equally Jewish skepticism) in The Almighty One. It has a rotating dreidelmensch (or "DM") where players takes turns setting up problems and working to overcome them during each "night" of play. It's built for one-shot play with no prep required. See the screenshots for some sample mechanics.
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Also, if we raise $613 in sales via this Itchfunder by January 1st 2026, we'll do a print run of the trifold! Pick up a copy of this no-prep TTRPG and perfect party game for your Jewish Christmas and/or goyish New Year party ASAP!
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