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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:35:25 No.944098791
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:35:25 No.944098791
no way that nigger is going to win the presidency
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:37:09 No.944098836
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:37:09 No.944098836
>>944098774 (OP) #
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:37:52 No.944098856
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:37:52 No.944098856
>>944098774 (OP) #
>nigga shit
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:52:06 No.944099249
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:52:06 No.944099249
>>944098774 (OP) #
>be me
>be 18 young virgin boy
>get Facebook account
>start taking selfies
>add some hotties I know from town
>msg some of them
>"yo sup, uh wanna go to the movies r sum?"
>she replies
>"sure anon lulz . u got a car?"
>be me no car
>ask dad to borrow his Chevy Tahoe
>dad says
>"shit son that thang kinda big fer a youngin like u"
>he agrees to let me use it anyways
>he says before I take it out
>"don't go make a mess of it now ye hear me?"
>whatever dad
>pick up girl from her house take her on a date
>we watch pirates of the Caribbean on IMAX or sum shit
>we start rubbing knees in the theater
>shits getting hot
>movie done we head back to my dad's Tahoe
>we start making out
>she gives me a shitty handjob
>I take her pants off
>she says she's on the rag
>I ask if I can penetrate her anus
>she agrees
>no lube, I spit on my cock and insert
>she don't like it too much
>I pump her asshole for bout 3 mins
>before I could finish she goes
>OH SHIT
>pushes me off like she's in pain
>my dick exits her anus
>she lets out a HUGE fart and shits on my dad's seat
>she started crying lol
>I drive her home and drop her off smelling like shit
>take my dad's truck to a buddies house to crash and take a shower
>buddy helps me clean up dads truck and we laugh about the shit the girl made
>bring the truck back to my dad
>Dad asks "so how was ur night with the lucky lady?"
>I tell him
>"it was a shitshow...think I'll stay away from woman for a while"
>he laughs "ye son woman can be a handful"
>I laugh awkwardly
>he never found out about the girl who shit in his truck

fast forward to 2025 my dad still has that Tahoe and I have never been with a girl since.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)12:58:55 No.944099417
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:58:55 No.944099417
>>944098774 (OP) #
In 2007 I was 2 years old .
If I got back in 2007 as a 20 years old now?!
Oh man I'm slaving 24/7 for that sweet sweet Bitcoin
Jokes asides , I would go home , watch the people , walk slowly to my familiar places , and be at peace
Which makes me think , in 20 years wouldn't I think the same way as of today ?
So why aren't I as happy as I would be in 2007 ?
I think I need to concentrate and actually make the click in my brain
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)13:24:16 No.944099972
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:24:16 No.944099972
>>944099249 #
Was it really that easy back in the day?
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)13:28:52 No.944100106
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:28:52 No.944100106
>>944098774 (OP) #
Become an hero op
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)13:29:43 No.944100128
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:29:43 No.944100128
>>944098774 (OP) #
The N word, no doubt

>>944098791 #
nice
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)13:33:57 No.944100262
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:33:57 No.944100262
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>>944098774 (OP) #
A picture of your mom next to some lady
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)13:36:53 No.944100359
Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:36:53 No.944100359
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>>944098774 (OP) #
Posting this anytime I see a tranny

>>944099249 #
Holy smokes this is gold, saved thanks
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)14:03:10 No.944101121
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)00:03:10 No.944101121
>>944098774 (OP) #
Ok, FIRST of all, I never got on /b back then on ANY of my personally identifying devices and SURE AS FUCK, not on my own home ISP.. I used a pawn store paid with cash wifi capable laptop and went war pinging for unsecured wifi.. Which I found plenty of back then in Austin Texas. Especially near the UT campus. I didn't even carry my personal devices on me. I put those in a gym locker, I kept my throw away laptop and its charger in a large private mailbox disguised as a package. Both in magnesium ferrite bags that were then sealed in ESD mylar bags in a plain cardboard box. I walked to and from both locations and between them, taking underground paths and wearing reversible different colored hoodies with large Oakley's. I wore different inserts in my shoes that I switched while out of sight to shift my gait and faked different limps. But that was when this place was worth the effort.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)14:17:07 No.944101486
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)00:17:07 No.944101486
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>>944098774 (OP) #
Lemme think
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)14:18:47 No.944101522
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)00:18:47 No.944101522
1 2
2 50
If you know.
You know.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)14:52:11 No.944102472
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)00:52:11 No.944102472
>>944101121 #
Wow bro that's some pretty serious opsec
I got on in '07 and didn't do any of that, I was an 11 year old and had just gotten my own PC in the same room as those of my parents
But then I wasn't downloading or posting anything...
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)16:55:31 No.944105299
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)02:55:31 No.944105299
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>>944098774 (OP) #
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:01:56 No.944105468
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:01:56 No.944105468
>>944098856 #
is he cosplaying as a lego person?
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:11:09 No.944105711
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:11:09 No.944105711
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Hey look at this meme
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:22:58 No.944106003
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:22:58 No.944106003
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:25:05 No.944106061
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:25:05 No.944106061
>>944099417 #
>So why aren't I as happy as I would be in 2007 ?
The Internet got shitted up by letting normalfags and corporate get involved.
It was already on the path in 2007 but social media and iPhones coming out around then was the final nail in the coffin.

Now the internet isnt a wonderous place with cool shit. It's yet another place you have to be connected to your family/coworkers 24/7 and pay your taxes with.
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:31:48 No.944106190
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:31:48 No.944106190
>>944105299 #
Its crazy that we just have all that shit in one device now that costs $1k plus another $50/month, but you're basically required to have it on you at all times and drop everything you're doing to respond to it.
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:35:31 No.944106267
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:35:31 No.944106267
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:38:32 No.944106313
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:38:32 No.944106313
>>944106190 #
I got rid of my LAST cell in2014. I have several for work related crap and I almost never use them. All I ever see coming out of cellphones is fucking bad news.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:39:50 No.944106343
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:39:50 No.944106343
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:42:06 No.944106382
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:42:06 No.944106382
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>>944098774 (OP) #
I was just a snotty-nosed little kid then but I *like* to think I'd have had the discernment to post Suiseiseki/Desu stuff.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:51:35 No.944106541
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:51:35 No.944106541
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When Katrina hit, (2005) the niggers provided an endless supply of entertainment with their monkey antics. They didn't stop nigging for fucking years. Also, in '05, Bush was re-elected, continuing his nightmare term. Also, the fucking Muslims killed HUNDREDS of little school kids in Russia at the Beslan school disaster. These three events alone kept /b/ busy. A long lasting thread then was 90 min.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:53:08 No.944106565
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:53:08 No.944106565
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:57:18 No.944106658
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:57:18 No.944106658
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)17:59:18 No.944106714
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)03:59:18 No.944106714
>>944106541 #
huh so you'd have been bucking for virtue points then too
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:05:00 No.944106837
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:05:00 No.944106837
Probably PTHC
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:17:46 No.944107103
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:17:46 No.944107103
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'07
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:21:04 No.944107147
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:21:04 No.944107147
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>>944106714 #
I have no Idea what you're talking about.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:23:28 No.944107179
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:23:28 No.944107179
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:27:08 No.944107236
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:27:08 No.944107236
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My best Halloween ever...
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:27:32 No.944107248
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:27:32 No.944107248
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r.i.p. puppers!
>aka shoveldoge
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:31:14 No.944107301
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:31:14 No.944107301
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“conspiracy” theories regarding 9-11 were happening.
>dah jooze?
every fucking time…
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:31:52 No.944107314
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:31:52 No.944107314
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:34:24 No.944107345
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:34:24 No.944107345
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when meatspin was semi still a “rickroll”
kek, faggots
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:35:45 No.944107360
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:35:45 No.944107360
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:36:56 No.944107378
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:36:56 No.944107378
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:37:03 No.944107380
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:37:03 No.944107380
>>944106541 #
George bush doesn’t care about black people
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:39:32 No.944107416
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:39:32 No.944107416
>>944106061 #
2007 is also when corpo bought all the anime studios and made them gay slop factories

All anime after 2007 is fucked
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:40:03 No.944107423
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:40:03 No.944107423
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>>944107380 #
nobody does, not even other niggers…
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:40:50 No.944107433
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:40:50 No.944107433
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:42:36 No.944107464
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:42:36 No.944107464
2009 is when they purged all the good mods from reddit and converted it into a jew honeypot
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:44:47 No.944107504
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:44:47 No.944107504
2011 is when google stopped working and censored searches and 4chan became a honeypot too that was just constant shilling
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)18:46:47 No.944107543
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)04:46:47 No.944107543
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)19:41:21 No.944108426
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)05:41:21 No.944108426
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>>944098774 (OP) #
Am I the only one left on /b/ that actually fapped to this doujin?
I mean it was like a decade after it was being posted a lot but I did end up fapping to it multiple times.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)20:53:09 No.944109667
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)06:53:09 No.944109667
>>944107378 #
>My best Halloween ever
OMFG, is that real?!
So unbelievably fucked up. :(
>>
...Shaky the Drunk
12/27/25(Sat)21:12:55 No.944110009
Shaky the Drunk 12/27/25(Sat)07:12:55 No.944110009
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>>944098774 (OP) #
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)21:18:32 No.944110090
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:18:32 No.944110090
▲
▲ ▲
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)21:27:13 No.944110223
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:27:13 No.944110223
>>944107345 #
Needs this to complete the effect.
https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?t=61 [Open]
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)21:27:16 No.944110225
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:27:16 No.944110225
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Basically picrel, the oldest surviving screenshot of my shitposts that I know of, although I didn't post very much in 2007. I just lurked for the weird shit and good porn.
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)21:58:11 No.944110759
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:58:11 No.944110759
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)22:10:55 No.944110964
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>>944099249 #
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)22:14:02 No.944111005
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)08:14:02 No.944111005
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)23:04:14 No.944111841
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)09:04:14 No.944111841
DSFARGEG
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)23:06:06 No.944111875
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)09:06:06 No.944111875
Niggerbots
>>
...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)23:20:15 No.944112113
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)09:20:15 No.944112113
>>944109667 #
no its fake
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)23:22:54 No.944112163
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)09:22:54 No.944112163
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nigga
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...Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)23:27:08 No.944112237
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)09:27:08 No.944112237
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...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:01:50 No.944114553
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:01:50 No.944114553
>>944106061 #
Local AI has let me recapture that feeling of 90's and early 00's web, where it's exciting and novel.
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...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:03:21 No.944114618
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:03:21 No.944114618
>>944106190 #
>Its crazy that we just have all that shit in one device now that costs $1k plus another $50/month
Alternatively you can get 90% the same experience paying $150 and $15 a month.
>>
...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:09:01 No.944114831
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:09:01 No.944114831
>>944107314 #
more?
>>
...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:10:15 No.944114858
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:10:15 No.944114858
>>944106190 #
>you're basically required to have it on you at all times and drop everything you're doing to respond to it.
No you are not
>>
...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:38:39 No.944115625
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:38:39 No.944115625
>>944098774 (OP) #
CP, probably.
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...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)01:44:44 No.944115847
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)11:44:44 No.944115847
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>>944098774 (OP) #
Hnnnnnng
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...Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)02:07:29 No.944116516
Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)12:07:29 No.944116516
>>944114553 #
How?
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