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GROK RAID
YOU KNOW THE DRILL, MAKE GEMS, MINE SEETHERALDS, AND GEM IT UP.
GUIDE FOR NUSOIS: https://soyjakwiki.org/grok_trolling
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total sloptran death NOW! I FUCKING HATE SLOPTRAN SHE SHOULD BE EXECUTED AND BEHEADED IMMEDIATELY FUCK THAT RAT BITCH I HOPE SHE DIES OF THE MOST PAINFUL STAGE 4 BRAIN CANCER LIKE THE WORTHLESS NIGGER BITCH THAT SHE IS
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Dear FPE spammers,
please post more fat miss circle.
Thank you
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The original chudjak came from a political cartoon

This was made three days after Patrick Chud got arrested
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==GEMETRY DASH THREAD V2==

Hello ‘teens. ITT, we will continue to plan our GD collab. We agree it should be either easy or medium demon, but we have a lot left to work on.
Before we even start the level, we must answer multiple questions:
- What should the level be structured around?
- What song should we use?
- Will we attempt to get attention/a rate?

We VVILL answer all of these questions by the New Year!

Ideas for the name/structure so far are Cuckbath, Leakbath, Soybath, MrJārtyHands, and Triple Thrembo, but there is near-zero agreement, so (You) should make suggestions.
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I haven't been on the sharty in a couple years, why is the post quality so bad now?
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What should we name this chud subvariant?
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black lives matter
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jannies should mass delete slop and low quality content from the booru
it floods the site and make it hard and unusable for the average browser, aswell as it gives more munition to namefags and janny-namefags
while youre at it demote all booru jannies since like 90% if them are namefags and peodphiles
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Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete. Slam dunk a janny NEET into the trashcan. Crucify filthy janitors. Defecate in a janny's Hot Pockets. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a janny's gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies' heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp fat retarded jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp janny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory castrations for jannies. Grind janny corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried tendie grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick fat jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.
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hello /soy/ i wanns find a beutiful women who will hug me and sleep next to me like mu mommy, i want a gorgeous and nice girl the smae age as me! no diddy plese!
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I HATE NIGGERS
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>What are your fetishe-
<Give me yo shit white bitch or else i will shoot yo ahh
>I fucking hate living in Baltimore
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What games were you into when you were a caca?
<Reddit space
When I was a caca, my favorite thing to do was play war games with neighbors and family. I loved playing with nerf guns, using sticks as swords, and coordinating strategies with other kids. I also had a habit of tearing apart random plastic/cardboard stuff to turn them into weapons. When I was 10, I used bolt cutters to cut a sheet of aluminum into a sword shape and I attached it to a hilt I made out of sticks and tape. I brought it to school and some retarded janny of a teacher got me in trouble for it.
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>evan
>mrredrice
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I'm bored, so I'll post another nophono SNCA update for SoyDoom.

Uhhh, any questions or suggestions, feel free to ask or… whatever
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what’s wrong with using weed besides smoking it
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>owning a gas stove
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NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
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Why Jews are evil according to the Talmud:

The "Talmud" is a Jewish "holy" book containing (((interpretations))) of the "Tanakh" which is the book containing all of the Jewish collections of holy books (Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim), in reality these books were just made up from different myths over the course of 4000 years, the Tanakh was not canonized until 200 AD or 3960 AM (after Moses).
The Talmud contains all of the demonic thoughts of the Jews, it reveals what they really think about the Gentiles (non-Jews), and it contains many insults towards goys, describing someone as having a "Gentile head" means they're incapable of thinking ahead (an idiot), the Talmud also calls for the killing of the best of the gentiles. From a Catholic perspective, it's a holy duty to expose the Talmud's evil and protect the faithful from its blasphemous teachings. Pope Innocent III said it best when he called the Talmud a "Book of Lies." It spreads falsities about Christianity and corrupts the souls of those who read it. How dare they defile the name of Jesus Christ, the true Son of God, with their derogatory terms and false narratives? It's heretical nonsense that seeks to undermine the Bible's divine message. 
The Church has long recognized the Talmud's malevolent nature, which leads Jews astray and fosters contempt for non-Jews. Their refusal to recognize Jesus as the Messiah is a grave mistake, one that's highlighted in the Talmud's blasphemies. The book's influence has led to centuries of persecution complex and blood libel, which culminated in the Crusades, rightly so. God's justice was carried out against the Jews for their sins, yet they still refuse to convert and see the error of their ways. The Church must continue to condemn the Talmud and educate its flock about its evils. Only then can we ensure the protection of society from its malevolent doctrine, which incites Jewry to commit heinous sins. We must pray for their salvation and hope they see the light of Christ. Until then, we must remain vigilant, for their books and their deeds are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. And don't you forget it! Jesus in the Talmud The Talmud says Yeshu' (Jesus) is boiling in excrement because he tried to harm ancient Israel. It also says that Miriam (Mary) was unfaithful to her husband (calling her a whore). Astaghfirullah… The International Jew Autistic rendition of Ford with his medal. "The International Jew" by Henry Ford is a collection of research and close documentation of Jewish beliefs, behaviors, and actions, and is the Culmination of Ford's extensive obsession with research on the Jews. It is majorly derived from Ford's newspaper The Dearborn Independent, the second best-selling newspaper at the time. Its writing, in overwhelming majority, is about the heinous antics of world Jews and how they have affected the world at large and, to a major degree, America as a country and people. This newspaper became the center of several Jewish-led lawsuits against Ford and his business, which majorly injured his profits. The book can be bought today, and is a distillation of all of Ford's antisemitic truthnukes, second only in keyedness to Mein Kampf. For this and supplying Germany with resources extensively throughout World War 2, Henry Ford became the first and only American to receive the Grand Cross Of The German Eagle, awarded to him on his 75th birthday. Prepare yourselves for a TRVTHNVKE: Jews are filthy subhumans that infiltrated our economy and are trying to make us into slaves, they also drink baby blood and keep us divided, in 20 years or less all white people will be dead, because jews hate them our only fucking solution is to fucking murder them, because they already are genociding children, so they will genocide us. GAS THE FUCKING JEWS. And for the protesharts, let me tell you:
Jersualem has no importance over western culture. Nothing we have now came from there. Jesus didnt live there it was just the capital of a failed Kike empire. Jerusalem is just a tourist attraction created by jews were religions larp as if a shitty concrete block city was their holy land. No place in the world is holy only Jesus is holy and jews killed jesus. European and western culture is based on Greek and Roman traditions, not Israeli ones. Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, making/doing everything I don't like, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming male children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages (which was never ever ever EVER their fault) in Europe and the Middle East, many millennia-old Christian traditions and tales regarding the Jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion.
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Current time in Manila, Metro Manila, Philippines (UTC+8) 2:53 PM
Current time in Jakarta, Special capital Region of Jakarta, Indonesia (UTC+7)
1:54 PM
Current time in Tel Aviv-Yafo, Tel-Aviv District, Israel (UTC+2)
8:54 AM
Current time in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India (UTC+5:30)
12:25
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what's the booru tag for jaks holding their breath like first picrel?
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dad get me some milk
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Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete. Slam dunk a janny NEET into the trashcan. Crucify filthy janitors. Defecate in a janny's Hot Pockets. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a janny's gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies' heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp fat retarded jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp janny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory castrations for jannies. Grind janny corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried tendie grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick fat jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.
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Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete. Slam dunk a janny NEET into the trashcan. Crucify filthy janitors. Defecate in a janny's Hot Pockets. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a janny's gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies' heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp fat retarded jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp janny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory castrations for jannies. Grind janny corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried tendie grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick fat jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.
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Miss circle large breast
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i just realised there are no edits of gigachad sitting down on the floor
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what if we like accidentally had sex…haha just a joke! ….unless you think i'm cute?…. haha no jk im ugly….do you think i'm cute?…haha forget about it just kidding…unless…. ?
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This site unironically gave me a fart fetish
I'm being so very serious right now
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serious help lads!

So basically i have a fetish towards airbags, literally those one in cars, and i really want to get out of it like i dont wanna get attracted to it anymore /soy/ how do i not get a big hard fucking boner when i see car airbags

So /soy/ how do you make a man not get attracted to fucking damn airbags?
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ITT

SoyBooru post #89447
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Is the sharty still funny?
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ITT: we make OC if this neutralplier
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hello frens
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Draw something over the blank space. It's for a foid.
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Im 5’10 at 19, am I cooked
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>There is a filter section in the options menu to automatically hide posts with certain words
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your id is the color of your skin, what are you?

white = aryan beast
gray = gigachad
black = vantablack jartynigger
red = angry nigger
orange = DQNALD TRVMP
yellow = chink & gook
green = sick nigger
blue = tranny
purple = tranny
pink = pooner
brown = nigger
misc = amerimutt
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Which Vlodson video is your favorite?
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is 5 foot 7 inches at 18 years old cooked or is there hope
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Didn't wanna bother making a /raid/ thread or some shit but still wanted to share this borderline p' shit

Don't ask me how I found this out but when you search up some goonershit on 'tube you often come across videos of the same videos of children… with millions of views. Wtf is up with ts? I censored the borderline p' for your own sanity.

I could just be overreacting but this shit should not be popping up, the same videos often, when things that are nsfw are searched up.
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Snopes on this? im trans btw
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variantbait in 'zon reviews
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There is a filter section in the options menu to automatically hide posts with certain words
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why the FUCK is this banner so low qualtiy?
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What's the gemmiest banner in your opinion? I personally love this globohomo banner. o algo
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Ongezellig is, good. Ongezellig is, great.
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>limeGOD ban everting i don' like quote change muh diaper
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what do you guys really think about AI?
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would soytan taste like cacao soylent if you licked her?
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if you had a caca, how would you monitor them? what will you make them play/watch?
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>BEING CLEAN IS FASCIST!!!!
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>EUGH! You prefer a clean sitting toilet rather than a dirty squatting one? You must be a White supremacist Western imperialist!
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marge why is the only banner the lawnmower man
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Soyim, where the fuck did this image come from? Was it parodied from some painting?
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'teens, whats your favorite civ on civ 6 (modded or not modded)
>arrow because ill never be a woman
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Last shartmas I gave you my bumo
and the very next bait you saged it away
this year to save me from seethe
I'll give it to some thread special (special)
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I like Oreos
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>Hilarious "Nigga" scene in Look who's back
<https://youtu.be/iiuesTpIPVQ?si=jr0CEoW4T2I6aNWI
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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Fart in class
they forget in a few days
Shit in class
They remember for years

Make big moves be remembered
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos or something
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I FEEL SO FUCKING GREAT RIGHT NOW, IT'S MIDNIGHT AND I'M SO GLAD I EXIST

I FEEL LIKE JUMPING AND ATTACKING THE VERY NEXT THING THAT MOVES

AAAAAAAAAARGH WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS ENERGY FOREVER
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I'm switching between looking at /soy/ and /pol/ and I genuinely can't tell which board is shittier. Fascinating
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Im not a fan of puppeteers, but I have a nagging fear that someone else is pulling at the strings
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>using soybooru
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>rapes every single thing that moves
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Back for more
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It's gonna be a Jager Winter
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Does anyone know when the winners of the banner contest will get their gempasses?.
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https://poki.com/es/g/wheres-your-country (only link to the game whitout data mining)

share your scores 'teens wholesomeheart
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W speed ❤️🩹
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mawge (my mom don docks) haw d ey tye o algo
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you let these motherfuckas hang themselfs
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What % of Zoomers do you think have legitimate mental health issues and how many do you think are just LARPing so they can be lazy SLFs
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a loaf of bread a container of milk and a stick of butter
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>Sissy Nigger for BWC
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No one masturbated while you read this
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>TND but don't kill the niggers i like
<Then whats the point of TND?
>Nigga i like Eddie Murphy filmography
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>
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>Hey why you don't like Burzum
<Varg hates christians and one of his daughters is a bbc slut
>But hes like a heckin aryan neonazi who killed his boyfriend in the 90s and burned down churches
<The true threat to the west is the satanic jewish marxism
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why does everyone reply SNCA tomy threads fuggen jerdee
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>Hey where are your glasses
<A nigger stole my glasses
>This is the legacy of democrats
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The glowies did nothing

The satanic pedo nigger called seif hardy is free thanks to the fourth great soysurgency making 'teens forget about xim someone needs to contact cassidy
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I fucking love reddit.

I fucking love reddit.
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>honestly quite incredibert
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NaZi, and bad behaviour

Why dont you quit all this Nazi behaviour? I am asking you what benefits this nazi stuff has (dont tell me if its bad for the website to disclose it; only tell me what is good if you explain it. I understand secrets are perhaps neccessary)
Good things on this website:
-Doxxing, Creating useful discourse, being intelligent and encouraging being intelligent, showing bad things as bad (perhaps it might educate and improve the life of a few nusoys and oldsoys), educating people, letting and encouraging people to create good things, and organizing a lot of social and competetive (goy) events.
Bad things:
-Nazi-things, harming people who do not deserve it, being rude and doing bad things, not punishing bad behaviour, harming people by having harmful features on this site, making lying to other people normal on this site (although it is "NORMAL" on other social media as well), discouraging productivity, mocking and emotionally hurting others, wasting the time of others, manipulating others without their consent, violating the law in bad ways sometimes; sometimes also ruining some not-so-bad-and-also-partly-good things, lying from even more perspectives, and (besides also violating some unspoken rules), encouraging being evil.

I read some comment about stormfront apparently organizing all (or at least a lot) of the pro-nazi stuff on 4chan and on this website as well. Either way,; 1) How to prevent "zogging" and "manipulating"; 2) How much garbage can be removed before it starts being detremental due to immigrants shitting it up? (Even doe soyjak party is the most shit up website regarding offensive stuff… in some way i met. Or at least regarding cattywiping)

And what else? What can be done? What would be a good idea?
No, you are not a gigachad if you hurt people and are awful. You are just serving satan perhaps.
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>The MuffinKnight42 Mystery
>1:46:58
>ScareTheater
>1.3M views • 2 weeks ago
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>hating miss circles futa porn
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>'Cause I don't want no RoboCop
>You moving like a RoboCop
>When did you become a RoboCop?
>Now, I don't need no RoboCop
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'o thread

put all the most disturbing 'o videos you have here to scare underage cacas off of the sharty
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>when me (53) and bro (15) realize our ages add up to 67
😂😂😂
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do jacobson and caca know each other
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i like cummin i like cummin real hard
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>miss circles futa porn
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>Being indifferent to miss circles futa porn
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nu giga
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Jannies can't do their FUDGIN jobs…
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ITT dementia fuggen jerdee
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>wordfilters
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>wordfilters
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>wordfilters
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You will never have a real job. You have no salary, you have no life, you have no real life interviews. You are a obese man twisted by IRC channels and Discord servers into a crude mockery of the working class.

All the “hot pockets” you make is pure goyslop and unhealthy. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your unpaid lifestyle behind closed doors.

Workers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Jannies who get paid 0.01 shitcoins once a decade look uncanny and unnatural to a worker.
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>wordfilters
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hey morty i turned myself into a pickle i'm pickle rick
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Sissy Nigger for BWC
@mchizington
Nigger Trash Race Traitor
somewhere swallowing nut.
368 Following 459 Followers and oreos
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>I'm amazing, yeah, I'm all that
>If I ain't on my grind (Yeah), then what you call that?
>Victorious, yeah, we warriors
>We make history, strive off victory (Yeah)
>Standing at my podium, I'm trying to watch my sodium
>Die high blood pressure, either let the Feds catch ya (Yeah)
>I'm amazing, born on a full moon
>I was bred to get it in, no spoon
>That's why I'm so goon, summertime, no June
>Big family, small house, no room
>They like, "Oh God, why he go so hard?
>Look what he's been through, he deserves an applause"
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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itt we guess our ID color
green
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>goyim lets all jerk off to miss circle o kung ano man
coaly log quote just rape the site and turn it off until ameriaryan hours
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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What the fuck is the log
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>FINNO-KOREAN HYPERWAR
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>Heh…clock stri-
>…
>holy shit
>HOLY SHIT THEY JUST STRUCK THE TWIN TOWERS WHAT THE FUCK?
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someone i really hate just died
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data sifters needed on /raid/ you will be payed in reddit gold
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i have stinky braps
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Who remembers terrywads
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geggy geggy geggy i got coal in my loggy
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Join #fpe NOW.
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>dailyjak is a brazilian
is this an aryan brazilian win?
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>this log
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Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete. Slam dunk a janny NEET into the trashcan. Crucify filthy janitors. Defecate in a janny's Hot Pockets. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a janny's gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies' heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp fat retarded jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp janny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory castrations for jannies. Grind janny corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried tendie grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick fat jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.
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>about a few hours of no spam, 'log is fine with some bait coal but nothing really noteworthy (picrel 2)
>'log now, 3 factions of spammers. Feels oddly coordinated
>these types of coordinated-looking attacks have been happening for the past 4 days and on both euro and 'mutt hours
something about this eminates a purple glow
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Where are you gigga bros ?
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if a nunusoi saw this 'log he'd forever hate this website
post giggers
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zelligfails… what's this?
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>AMANI
>NAKUPENDA
>NAKUPENDA WEWE
>TUNA TAKA WEWE
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Tama found mystery green sproke soda abandoned, although normal sproke soda it was red regular but green sproke is different soda flavor
tama has never seen a new soda green sproke similar to soda red sproke flavor
teh old store has tried to do commercial advertising employee but few ppl know it (WAOW! lost media like iceberg!) before abandoning teh shop
>Tama trying a new soda green sproke flavor
>Tama drink green sproke
<Tama felt a strange body tasting a soft drink flavor green sproke
<Tama begin growing muscle strfor real, turning green and tall teh ceiling
>Tama get shocked surprised
<Tama checks teh box yellow and green sproke soda
<Radioactive sproke glowing had taken to realize drink green sproke
>Tama reading green sproke
^Note: teh power muscle strfor real become Hulk
After one drink radioactive green sproke and l8r looking for new clothes
idk end
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Miss circle won btw
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I goon to Asuka from Evangelion but i'm 16 does that make it OK
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>niger poop
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Miss circle won btw
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>soicucks lost jsid kek frogs won
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Miss circle won btw
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On January 1st, the sharty will have had a full calendar year (2025) without the .party domain.

QUOTE DO SOMETHING
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THIS IS NOT BAIT
i just watched a video of some kids watching reels on Instagram and there were multiple instances of soyjaks being found in the comments (video btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1YxXTa6tFE)
<space
are we grooming kids into joining retarded, generally unproductive alt right communities that will causes these kids to not only fail to correctly develop empathy but also fail to correctly develop the skills needed to communicate with foids and normies, what can we do to prevent this
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OC thread
post OC you made recently
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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I like Oreos
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Why does this site have so many options for themes when like nophono uses most of them
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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>fuggen jannies won't ban elemental cattos or fpe
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Miss circle won btw
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I like Oreos
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does soytan lactate soy milk?

• This thread was written and published by true Israeli patriots. For more information, visit https://www.idf.il
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I like Oreos
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>Using soyspeak on Linkedin
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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I like Oreos
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Why do Jannies try to cover stuff up like dude we saw that thread let us talk about it
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Yankee doodle went to town a-riding on a pony stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni
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>NO, BLACK WOMEN DO NOT PRODUCE CHOCOLATE MILK, TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW
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>Die Nigga Die (A Black Man's Commentary
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how old were you when you first started posting here?
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post videos
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>Die Nigga Die (A Black Man's Commentary)
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>pedophilia
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ban my mom for epi
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My xitter timeline is filled with gooner artists how do I fix this
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I am Rot's house, AMA
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this board is for aryanime nas not soyjaks
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'CADO THREAD

POST 'CADO GEMMIES HERE TO SAVE THE SHARTY!
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Will soyjak.party get an Oekaki board?
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>foreshadowing is the most horseshit literary device. am i expected to go back to the page where you first hinted towards something and clap like a seal? or is it supposed to make it better on the second read? Grow the hell up and stop with the easter egg hunt crap. @StephenKong
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*eats your gempass*
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>spamming posts about spam
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>How to make your juul crackle on every hit // TUTORIAL
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ITT we make new 'theen
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>im a tranny btw
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Is this gemmy or coal?
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I need to know what to do to get Joshua Conner Moon to come to my house NOW
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THIS IS PURE NIGGERHELL

tired of seeing nikocado's prolapsed asshole posted everywhere on this fucking board
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>winter break in America
>sharty full of coal, bait, and spam
Just shut this DNB down already
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What if Null (Joshua Conner Moon, owner of Kiwifarms) was in the NBA
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what do yall think about dave blunts
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>killing random people to save nature
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‘jak this aryan beast award
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How did euromutts or Native Americans never reach the first pole? Were they retarded?
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>Pissson
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‘jak it
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>sperging out on the catty because the 'ru got flooded with something you dont like
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post tuff ahh bluds 🗿🍷
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Miss circle won btw
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>BRING BACK /grox/
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what even is a soytan diaper gem
that phrase alone sounds like an oxymoron
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Who gives the best hugs?
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>This actually aligns really well with my theory that all men are actually gay. Please bare with me. No man can actually love women without it being objectifying. Don't believe me? Look at the porn industry, look at how men treat women, look at how much men admire their male peers and other male role models. (Think Napoleon, Random-philosophy dude of his choice, Hitler, Random-rapper dude of his choice, Male Historical figure A, Male Historical figure B, etc..). The "straigthest" moids I've known (both online and IRL) have been obsessing over penis in some way or other, be it the penis of other men or their own. Men's insecurities and thoughts are solely limited to penis. The humor OP posted and the snow cock and balls you mentioned nona are all examples of that. When it comes to humor the first most logical thought to pop up in the male brain is male genitalia because it is the most satisfying and safe reminder of their own genitalia for them that they can cling to. Their homolust is first centered at themselves (narcissim) and then at other men (whore). Moids tend to evaluate their male friendships as much more emotionally fulfilling, it is something I have been seeing from the dawn of time. Even yesterday on 4shit I've seen moids complain that they can't have female friendships because to them women are just a piece of meat with no thoughts only there to fulfill their hypothesised idea of what heterosexual sex should be. They can only form an emotional connection with men. It is something that has moids themselves say over and over again. I've known moids tell me how men like to masturbate with each other in a friendly way, how they would help each other out while watching porn. That it is normal male behavior. All these men that told me that were straight-identifying. This solely solidifies my belief that there are no straight men and even if they have a girlfriend it is out of social expections and genetic-anxiety (all men still want to cum into something warm and slimy in the end). The TRUE heterosexual man that can actually form emotional connection with a woman is not the norm. He is abnormal and extremely rare. The norm is the gay-faux-hetero male archetype. You constantly see it in media, on the internet, in real life and even in your own boyfriend for the nonas that have one.
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i can’t stop laughing at this image
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>lmao these soiy bhoiy woaehdzhaques are funny ash
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Real question
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‘jak
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Can a sensei teach me frogposting ?
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Why are evangelicals such big goys?
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Hey quote, when's the site gonna get rewritten in Rust? Kiwifarms is going to switch to Rust based sneedforo soon.
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normalfagcucks are all racist all of a sudden so racism is now cringe

start banning racist cuckolds for being normalfags btw

us imageboarders will always be contrarian
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poop and niggers dying
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Guys I can’t stop jerking off to trans porn what should I do
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can we make him catch on plase
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soiniggers
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>nusois don’t have boobs
nusoimoids…
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>unironically believing you can force troonslop
OH NO NO NO CORDCACAS FORGOT ABOUT THE LAST 5 TIMES THEY TRIED THIS GEEEEEEEEG
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can i bait you ?
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Fuck you soycacas
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Giggers… WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING???


















(Jannies don't 'nish me, this post and the OP of said post does not support or advocate for the gigger's statements in any way, this is purely a satirical post and it should not be taken seriously)
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>you are not welcome on this network. G-Lined: no reason. Email admin@soyjak.st for more information
>Closing link: chud492753[2001:4860:4860::8844]
(Banned (G-Lined): no reason)
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why is this giga at the 'cord?
>
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matchajak will catch on
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What will your first post on bald man with glasses site in 2026 be?
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Breast milk mmm
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goodness how delicious eating goober peas
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haha I made you look
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Marge what the fuck why is my mobile data ip used by someone else and I have gotten banned on it 2 times before this is my mobile data ip I checked and it has torrent downloads???? And I can post on it but then a ban from April 2025 somehow bans me evendoe I could post after that date
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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can we make this catch on
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I jerked off and I didn't regret it. I'd do it again as well. I feel more bad about not feeling bad but that feeling is very small. Does this make me evil? Am I a satanic nigger gooner? Usually I shower during or after gooning to cleanse myself but I didn't even do that, at least not yet. Am I a gooner?
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I have a feeling that the whole idea of everything popular being troonslop is a psyop so that libtards and trannies can have whole things to themselves without chuds getting into said things
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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the Snarky poopy
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/soy/ got killed by htsm
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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OHNONONONONONONONONONO XITTER BRANIGGERCACAS, WHATS THIS
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.
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Does xhe know?
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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