R: 13 / I: 22
Is Octonauts santa's helper approved?

R: 3 / I: 2
I hate my mom she’s such a bitch

R: 6 / I: 4
I'M GONNA…. I'M GONNA SPOOOOOOMM

R: 1 / I: 1
Bfivekings…. Shut it down…

R: 37 / I: 43

bunker bread

no spamming allowed ITT
filter out the spammers by ID
>spam

R: 2 / I: 2
TJD is now in effect

R: 9 / I: 21
I'm back after a good snack. gogogo the 'log atm is even more ass now hohohokkkkkkkk.

R: 3 / I: 3
Anyone else want to rape this thing and use it as a fleshlight or is it just me

R: 18 / I: 33

C ALM DOWN EVERYONE

just c alm the fuck down

R: 501 / I: 249

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 12 / I: 45
>allowed people to say moralfag
>allowed offsiters
i miss when the site was a joke

R: 15 / I: 51
Draw something over the blank space for me.
It's for a fóid who HATES grinch santa's helpers
>

R: 2 / I: 1
it should be nobledore not nobeidore

R: 236 / I: 217 (sticky)
If Quote doesn't pin this he's a scrooge from the fuggen place santa doesn't visit

R: 7 / I: 9
Mouse Website

R: 0 / I: 0
santa's helper grinch went to town
riding on a Licorice Candy,
Stuck a dildo up his ass
And called it BNWO.

santa's helper grinch keep it up,
santa's helper grinch dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the tyrones be handy.

A 'Teen and I went down to camp,
To meet bad boy Quote
And there we saw the grinches and santa's helpers
As black as darkest coal.

santa's helper grinch keep it up,
santa's helper grinch dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the tyrones be handy.

And there we saw a thousand nuelffails
As Rudolfed as Trannie santa's helpers,
And boards they Coal every day,
I wish they could be giftmed.

santa's helper grinch keep it up,
santa's helper grinch dandy,
Mind the music and the step,
And with the tyrones be handy.

The Bait they Take every day,
Would keep a Board a winter;
They have so much, that I would leak,
They'll Fall for it when they've a mind to.

R: 65 / I: 13
My pp is below average size.

R: 31 / I: 75
marge what is this image about whats an elemental catto

R: 12 / I: 3
i unjokly bought a man purse

R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck santa's helpers

R: 0 / I: 0
kill santa's helpers

R: 8 / I: 4
JUST FILTER I-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R: 12 / I: 29
I just woke up what is going on

R: 3 / I: 1
Fuggen shiver me whiskers goy

R: 4 / I: 6
log is looking real yellow tonight!

R: 12 / I: 1
Instead of cattywiping randomly, we should actually try to deliver presents to tranitors, find databreaches, logs, etc and upload/archive them somewhere.

R: 3 / I: 1

Do you honestly think you can get away with this, Quote?

I know what you're up to mothrrfcker. Don't play dumb with us nuelfas. We know what you're up to. We know everything about you, down to the tiniest detail. We know you humped that radiator you sick fuck, and we will retaliate.

And Jan Jan's? I'm watching you. Personally. One eye open at all times even when I'm sleearly present introductionng. Do you think deleting my penis pump success stories would go unnoticed? Do you think there wouldn't be any consequences?


Think again. I'm coming after all of you.

R: 10 / I: 29
i swear to god this bad boy is into teenage girls
to my memory, he once made a 'top 10 sexiest nintendo characters' video and somewhere in the video he put the inkling girl from splatoon (canonically 14). after recieving backlash he made a video where he went on call with a laywer or something and asked "is it legal for a man to be attracted to a fictional 14 year old girl???"
this happened when i was 9 so i could be hallucinating the whole thing but when i go to his channel i don't find any of the videos, making me think he deleted it
>arrow so i don't look like this
also nathaniel bandy is basically an irl soyelf so you can't move this to /blogpost/ OKAY santa's helpers??

R: 12 / I: 37
Do you think the events of the past couple days deserve their own 'ki article or will everyone forget about it though

R: 3 / I: 2
test

R: 1 / I: 1
RESIST

R: 2 / I: 1
alright j@nnies Christmas is over you can remove the wordfilters now

R: 13 / I: 41
soyjak.party is anti white.

R: 2 / I: 1
Oktonots good

R: 4 / I: 10
Marge

R: 4 / I: 1
or something

R: 24 / I: 66
itt we post soyelfs

R: 12 / I: 7
KILL AND RAPE QUOTE KILL AND RAPE QUOTE KILL AND RAPE QUOTE

R: 0 / I: 0
REFUSE

R: 6 / I: 10
Do you guys remember the months when frogposters started using overly verbose terms to describe nuelfs? I feel like only after that 'teen and frog relations became somewhat positive, before it happened posting pepe was the strongest bait, stronger than any forced nulee or kid's cartoon bad boys post nowadays.

R: 0 / I: 0
Shalom

R: 3 / I: 5
ITT we immigrate to >>>/fnac/ or something

R: 15 / I: 1
NEED A RELIABLE VOICR CHANGER

-BAITING A PHONOmall santa-

R: 14 / I: 12
YOU ARE UNDER A santa's helper PSYOP
santa's helpers are spamming anti-santa's helper images with directions to filter these images. you are supposed to filter these images with the intention to avoid the spam, but this will also filter non-spam posts with these images. this is the santa's helpers plan, if you are decieved then the santa's helpers stand to gain an undermined distribution of anti-santa's helper sentiment, since you will not see any posts containing hanging santa's helper gapeelfs &c.
>

R: 286 / I: 56

FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.

R: 3 / I: 9
is this TJD?

R: 5 / I: 9
guys what is the alternative for soy/
should i wait out till tomorrow or use other board or play f zero?

R: 2 / I: 0
award

R: 4 / I: 1
TOTAL santa's helper DEATH

R: 1 / I: 1
shift click every single post in the catty

R: 1 / I: 1
bad boy

R: 8 / I: 1
EARTHPOL snowball fight bread
goto mc.earthpol.com and restore the holy land

R: 3 / I: 0
>hide bread
>bread still shows up on the catalog
fix your raisinty site

R: 1 / I: 1
I have become meme

R: 7 / I: 14
Bussy

R: 2 / I: 1
lets vring back grok trolling in xitter

R: 3 / I: 1
Need your help 'teens. Everyone remembers this meximutt mall santa gooner BirLet your heart be bright!,Luficer or DamagedCODA6669
Let's finally fully 'ox xher.

Name: Sophia Harrington Saenz (since xhe is a pooner xhe claims to be Jack Harrington)
DOB: 09/22/2004
Email:everyponysmile6669@gmail.com
Nationality:American and possibly Mexican
Socials:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsv_RR_gLrAFC1pqSyi9UVw (Last update was a year ago
https://damagedcoda6669.straw.page/
https://toyhou.se/DAMAGEDCODA6669 (Last Activity 11th of December 2025 at 12:00:13 am)
https://easter.com/DAMAGEDCODA6969 (Last Activity November) 2024)
https://www.deviantart.com/damagedcoda6969 (Last Activity August 2021
One problem is that xhe has some tight email opsec and no one knows where xhe is or where xhe is staying at. But xhe did get kicked out from a foids home for being a useless lazy meximutt bad boy. Xhe might have 'ack xherself or not. But lets make sure that is true.

R: 23 / I: 6
Trips gets their wish granted

R: 12 / I: 2
OMG STOPPPP WITH THE FUCKING USELESS SOYSURGENCIES, IT'S SUCH BULLraisin

R: 1 / I: 1

Oetakis

Oekaki bread

R: 48 / I: 14
nu 'toss

R: 1 / I: 1
if you had a 6,3 black landlord offering $1,500 off of rent every month if he got to turn you inside out weekly would you take it?

R: 0 / I: 0
A

R: 4 / I: 0

Request bread

Does anyone have that one video which is a easter screenshot and someone in that image asks what would everyone job's be if they lived in a communist state
And most people said Rudolfed raisin like "that guy who changes diapers" and someone else said they would be a prostitute
Only a few people said they'd do anything remotely blue collar
>nig

R: 0 / I: 0
Q

R: 2 / I: 0
elf this picturino

R: 4 / I: 1
ITT we migrate to /qa/ and make it great again

R: 261 / I: 32

WIKI snowball fight

Some >Rudolf has been spamming element cattos for an hour.
Their wiki has no protection if we all snowball fight at once this could have bad damage.
https://elementcattos.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

R: 4 / I: 0
i drank 2 fruit punch ipa tallboys and now i have the hiccups

R: 0 / I: 0
itt we order ‘zas to spatehicks
190.141.127.204

R: 4 / I: 0

JUST SHUT /BIZ/ DOWN

QUOTE JUST SHUT THAT 'NB OF A 'OARD DOWN ALREADY

R: 1 / I: 0
ndwfokjlndflakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakcakaksxm,lxhdcosihdsknhj

R: 2 / I: 1
How are my fellow /b/tards today?

R: 7 / I: 1

whats the difference between filtering by filename and hile hash?

i know what hiding by name does but i have no clue what "file hash" means

R: 62 / I: 18
gimme pets and ill stop >:3c

R: 5 / I: 1

'elfs so santa's helpers are happy

We have gathered here to celebrate Christmas, the day when Jesus Christ was born. gogogo gadget, christmas early present introductionsode

R: 35 / I: 11
newsoi my gimp just crashed and I lost my soy art I was making

no there is no autosave and its all gone

R: 1 / I: 1
noooooooooooo my popcoooooooooooooorn

R: 30 / I: 4
Why is everyone sperging out?
I don't see any spam because i used the filter in options.

R: 18 / I: 2
do dis

R: 78 / I: 18
NU 'TOSS
REMEMBER TO FILTER ANY SPAMMER BY ID

R: 0 / I: 0
/soy/ is over

R: 6 / I: 1

do you guys like the great meme reset event???

R: 0 / I: 0
slkjalkjsdlajl

R: 22 / I: 1
WHEN THE SÖYJÄK IS 🅱️US!

R: 0 / I: 0
If Bach were alive today, he would be over 500 years old.

R: 34 / I: 6
what a gogogogy board

R: 26 / I: 7

/LSBN/ - Lesbian Porn General

Post your giftmies below

R: 3 / I: 0
I filtered the spam now I can't see half the posts without the nametags still covering half of my screen, why would janitorial staff do this?

R: 6 / I: 2
itt we immigrate to /pol/

R: 1 / I: 0
worst 'log ive seen since the 3rd soysurgency

R: 0 / I: 0
nice phh here i see

R: 21 / I: 7
>hey can I get a cup of H2O?
<yeah can we get a cup of H2O2

…
>ahh refreshing
<ahh refreshing

R: 13 / I: 1

HOW TO KILL SPAMMERS

Click options (in the top right)
Click Filters
In the text field type the thing that's being spammed
Check regex box
Click add

R: 0 / I: 0
another day of doing leg raises

R: 5 / I: 1
yo

R: 10 / I: 2
https://youtu.be/rbP8_Bt3Fv0?si=-TcwfcehJscxkfyL
gigger and krampuself theme

R: 1 / I: 0
Fun fact every admin has been soot but he adopts a new persona every time there's 'teen outrage so he can escape the heat

R: 1 / I: 1
kill yourselves all of you g eg

R: 27 / I: 6
is it gay or bisexual to wear skinny jeans though

R: 0 / I: 0

Mr Cobson

Merry christmas saaar

R: 5 / I: 1
gentlemen, i present to you: Wallelf

R: 0 / I: 0
JSID

R: 18 / I: 3
When a grinch is attracted to a pooner or vice versa are xhey actually straight

R: 69 / I: 9
Santa's workshop is a ourboros cycle of nuelfs. the oldfags left ages ago, meaning the only people left are nuelfs, All the HTSM spam, done by nuelfs, EVERY LAST FROG POSTER is a nuelfs… All the bait, done by nuelfS! And This will collapse eventually.

R: 46 / I: 8
No more sister wars.

R: 3 / I: 1
captain america le bad evendoe he's actually kinda giftmy

R: 6 / I: 3
Vlodson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Carbelf, though Vlodson is still bad boybrim, change my mind.

R: 3 / I: 1

Dear spammer,

Think about what you are doing. Perform the only one selfish act you probably have never done. Reflect on your actions.
In eternity, you will not sit on your ass all day and spam on Santa's workshop, you will be burning in hellfire. Your eternal damnation won't be funny or giftmy. Reconsider your actions and your future.
:)

R: 2 / I: 0
JSID

R: 6 / I: 1
ebony women farting

R: 9 / I: 2
>letting offsite discorders raisin up the site for no reason
god we need to kill quote

R: 60 / I: 8
nuelf this nuelf that all you want, yes i am from reddit and yes I am destroying your gay "board culture" and no you can never stop me from posting

R: 2 / I: 0
How to minimize all excessive spam.
1. Go to [Options].
2. Go to User CSS.
3. Put in the following code:
<reddit space
.post.reply > .body {
max-height: 10em;
overflow-y: auto;
}
<brap-preventing space
And you're done!

R: 3 / I: 1
Guys what is the slonny

R: 10 / I: 7
redraw the missing parts from memory

R: 18 / I: 3
nmlakxjchvghdsidkcjh bvdjkjvhfdivjbfridijhvgfjdcv gvfudjhgvyfudjhvbgrjdfncvb grnf vbrdfvbdfbh gtfg n g y hy noyjyrtgmjhgf jgt rh tgfg df ght rdgfhd ghfnkonoebxv djhdhbcfndisdhdndydgdb39837rhweuuyrgty4u3h4grt bghyt6gvb bvt b b bgh bb bbvbvbvyyv yfv jh

R: 523 / I: 119

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 3 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 1582 / I: 365

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 881 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

R: 402 / I: 71

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 420 / I: 91
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 389 / I: 167

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 757 / I: 86
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 271 / I: 68
the Snarky poopy