/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

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If she's cute, I'd allow it. If she's ugly, I'd beat the pooch up.

>>84902
I see what you did there.

Also if she's a werewolf (werewaifu? wifwolf?) she has a human right to Monster brand energy drinks.  As a monster she requires them to live.

>>84900 (OP) 
I'd be almost equally concerned that someone has been breaking into my house and leaving monster energy in my fridge

You deserve it fur drinking monster.

I stopped drinking these things a couple weeks ago after I had one befure I started my job and I felt like my heart was gonna blow up on the road

>>84948
nahhh bruh you have to drink monster since your a 30 year old unc ahh boomer and thats how the 4chan meme goes or something so you just have to keep on drinking monster... okay????

thank goodness. i wouldnt want it contaminating anything else

>>84953
I was downing em every day up until then. Idk why that one hit me so hard and tbh it was probably just a one off occurance but id rather not do that again. Guess its coffee fur me

>>84967
I will get serious fur just a moment. If your body is telling you that something is bad fur you, you should probably listen.

>>84971
Yeah, Im starting to realize I don't have young person invincibility anymore and I can't just do reckless shit to my body. Last month I bought a thing of zyns and the first and only one I had was like eating poison and needles. Every synapse in my brain told me it was poison (I guess it literally is) and I threw that shit in the garbage as soon as I got home

>>84972
Have you tried... uh... sleeping properly & exercising & eating right and all that shiiieeet?

>>84978
What are you, a NERD?

>>84972
>>84967
That's normal tho, nothing to do with age. Consider yourself lucky your body gave you the right signals, others are not so lucky.
>Guess its coffee fur me
I wish I could drink coffee, but it's either shitty taste of bitter mud (unless you use 12 spoons of sugar) or overpriced imported stuff which I'm not rich enough to affurd daily. I survive off dark chocolate and water

>>84900 (OP) 
I don't buy energy drinks, but I think I wouldn't care once we've settled whether we are going to fight to the death or fall in love with each other or what.

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>>84900 (OP) 
Prepare a new can and next time I hit her with one of these and domesticate her

>>85039
do you really think you can domesticate her?

>>85039
Do not do that.

>>85041
>>85045
you can domesticate everything if you try hard enough

https://youtube.com/shorts/WdwW9S7ehBU?si=1NmxYlkEi05C1Yb9[Embed]

>>85055
yes humans are domesticated by the millions all the time

>>85041
>>85055
Taming is not the same as domesticating. Taming makes one animal tolerate humans. Domesticating makes an entire species.

>>84992
>dark chocolate and water
that's the way to go baby!!!!!!!!!

>>85118
Go where?

>>84900 (OP) 
I'd get mildly miffed about it, head out to buy some more, come back and only then have the belated realization that there's a real-life fluffing fur girl in my home. Then I hold her hostage until she agrees to be my wife.

>>85405
If so, you ought to work on your attentiveness.

>>84900 (OP) 
Execute her

>>85429
Thankfully, the U.S. Constitution is toilet paper and Castle Doctrine is de facto illegal, so you will never see the light of day after doing such a thing.

>>84900 (OP) 
The only reasonable answer is to buy 3 more cans and stuff them up her butt