R: 11 / I: 4
Why is lesbian the most watched porn category by foids?

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Nuvariant I made a couple days ago, thoughts?

R: 2 / I: 1
gou chenyang here ama

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absolutely NOBODY knows who this jaak is parodying

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OPERATION scroogeWAFFEN: THE SECOND COMING

WE'RE REVIVING THIS OPERATION AGAIN SINCE A NEW FORM OF GROK TROLLING HAS BEEN IMPLEMENTED THANKS TO X's OVERLORDS
just like the past operation this isnt too much different but now we've gotten a huge improvement for grok trolling, elon released his own riff on google's giftini standalone page for Grok which allow for high quality image editing and generation.
>what's our goal?
to create a huge amount of smile towards xitter artists (specially the gooks)
>what's the page we're going to use?
it's https://grok.com/ you can test how good boydy you can go with your prompts so we could deploy even more g eggynukes
<brap
let's do some groklling 'teens!!

R: 0 / I: 0
Wholesome

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I spent all of Christmas talking to ai voice bots of cartoon characters.

R: 0 / I: 0
I need this on the 'ru

R: 3 / I: 1
Last one

continue as you are, do not eat

a location has been decided

9:15 is when the lions eat

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A terrorist attack will happen in a city on the east coast of the US

it will take place on new years eve

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snca adventure

In a server room located nowhere in particular, a computer blinks on.
>LOCATING SUBJECT FOR ARYAN SUPER SOLLet your heart be bright!R PROGRAM…
Before long, it's found a match. Unfortunately, the name seems to be taking a while to load in. Enter this yt boy a name or something along those lines.

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gogogo MOMENT!

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I’m scared to dİe but the idea of living forever scares me even more. Every night that thought paralyzes me with fear as I fall asleep. But the ‘party makes me feel better about everything in a weird way.

R: 86 / I: 28 (sticky)
If Quote doesn't pin this he's a scrooge from the fuggen place santa doesn't visit

R: 4 / I: 2
nophono

R: 21 / I: 16
Why are we obsessed with black cocks, again?

R: 2 / I: 0
Classic Aussie/Chink hours
>No snowball fights
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when EuroGODS and AmeriGODS wake up or something

R: 10 / I: 3
at this point we should just 'nish the ias rule and make this a pure raisinposting board., how could you tell?

R: 9 / I: 6
i made some new sprites

R: 1 / I: 0
evil fucking balloon:

R: 2 / I: 2
I get on the naughty list of south pole, how could i dodge it ?

R: 2 / I: 0
SEVEN
EIGHT
THREE
FIVE
SEVEN
THREE
FIVE
NINE
SEVEN
NINE
SEVEN
SEVEN
SEVEN
EIGHT
THREE

R: 1 / I: 0
The snakes posses venom

be not fearful, evil is good, and good is evil

meet the handler and collect the materials

someone higher up has given the command

You know what must be done

09:00 is when the lions are put to rest

R: 352 / I: 133
GROK snowball fight
>marge
muskDEITY added a new feature to xitter that lets you grok up someone's image easily
>what do i do
create a xitter account (if you dont already have one) and make grinches smile by grokking up their artwork. reap their reactions and cause as much smile as possible.
MORE INFO: https://soyelfwiki.org/Grok_trolling

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farm on the log

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i love the >Santa's workshop, i love pepe, i love ernest, and i love you, dear soyteen, for the greatest gift of all is the joy of the >Santa's workshop

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Do place santa doesn't visitcucks love roaming in Lesotho with a rope hung to xheir necks?
>

R: 7 / I: 0
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und, dass sowas von sowas kommt

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DEMONIC PEDO NIGGER LEAKED 16 Y/O GIRL'S NUDES AND SENT DEATH THREATS

this vile satanic failtroll LARPnigger extorted a caca to get her nudes (actual 'p) and posted her 'ox on 'oxbin. then he threatened her saying that he would send people to her house to kill her and her family if she didn't pay him. he is possibly associated with failtroll groups such as 764 or O9A as the tactics are similar

LUCKILY he is retarded and had absolutely zero OPSEC so we have been able to uncover a lot of information:

Name: Seif Hardy (middle name possibly "Ulla" or "B.")
Usernames: seifullahardy, seifbhards, seifhardy
Phono: +1 (341) 210-7695
Email: seifbhards@gmail.com
Possible addys:
- 1055 10th St, Oakland, CA 94607
- 1114 18th St, Oakland, CA 94607 (looks similar to IRL pic)
- 2338A Telegraph Ave, Oakland, CA 94612
- 2841 Chestnut St, Emeryville, CA 94608

Work: He is a security guard at a hotel in the Alameda/Oakland area. WE NEED TO CONTACT ALL HOTELS IN THE AREA AND GET HIM FIRED

IMPORTANT - THE GLOWIES HAVE BEEN CONTACTED. YOU VVILL NOT DO ANYTHING THAT COULD INTERFERE WITH THE INVESTIGATION OR BRING THEIR ATTENTION ONTO US

we MVST find the correct addy and find his parents' contact details. this nigger deserves to rot in prison with 'apeson for life

R: 3 / I: 1
light is the absence of the being

soon we will meet

dinner will be provided

do not eat, the handler wont wait for long

do not prolong your stay, time is of the essence

R: 3 / I: 1
'oopson.mp4 on the 'og

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do you think you could have survived living the roman empire? or even better yet finding success. reminder theres a 70% chance your a born a slave and get buried under a pile of rocks the moment your too weak to lift an 80 pound block of limestone

R: 4 / I: 3
in solitude knowledge is

time is of the essence

a meeting has been arranged

Aaron has said it's time o algo

R: 3 / I: 1
the location is on

there a handler will meet

9:15 is when the lions eat

R: 4 / I: 1
a triangle is a square

the balloons are always red, the yellow isnt true

when walking take 3 steps to the left

R: 64 / I: 20
What did yall nuelfs get for xmas i got a PS5!

R: 19 / I: 1
Time traveler here, be prepared for spam in 2026.
A LOT OF IT.

R: 7 / I: 5
Marge who did this?

R: 14 / I: 3
You ever goon to WBBDs before?

R: 0 / I: 0
got my tooth out, ama

R: 0 / I: 0
a clock displays 9:15, it is noon

you know what must be done, the orange in red

over the course, a quota must be met

time is fleeting, not just yet

an angry man, you are not in danger, your time has just begun

R: 1 / I: 0
is soylennial drummer Josh Steffen actually aryan af?

R: 0 / I: 0
When pooners take testosterone it makes their clits swell up and become more sensitive, and it increases their sex drive

R: 8 / I: 1
Make versions of this please

R: 1 / I: 1
you meet a woman in a dimly lit saloon, you exchange stories of life and death. you let one damning fact be said that you swore to never tell a soul.

>the evil are good and the good is evil, what the good have done was out of greed and selfishness. the evil is necessity

you plan to kill her, you ask if she would like to go back to her place. she is flattered and quickly takes you there.

the knife shines as you plunge it into her throat.

what you did was out of necessity, you are good.

R: 3 / I: 1
kill those who have wronged you for they are not evil but good. what they did was necessity, you shall soon learn in the fog. one day a man will ask about the evil and you must explain they are good

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What does /soy/ think about Youtube Poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MnrAw8Icfs

R: 2 / I: 1
nu 'toss

R: 3 / I: 1
Sigh… oh how I wish Femjannee was real. Oh how I wish she was my wife. Oh how I wish she could be sitting on my face right know. Alas, she is not real, and never will be. Woe is me, woe is me.

R: 0 / I: 0
A windmill sits atop a hill, inside lies a message. it states

>your time on earth is fleeting, do what you must

you know it is coming, you should attend to any unfinished business before it is too late.

what is coming, you are unsure of. but it is best to be prepared rather than not prepared.

R: 3 / I: 2
Is it better for snowball fights to try and expand awareness of Santa's workshop, or for Santa's workshop to do snowball fights for raisins and giggles?

IMO I support Doll's ideas of snowball fights being for expanding Santa's workshop's influence.

R: 4 / I: 0
Everyone is from offsite, everyone engages in offsite communities

unless you can upload your consciousness to soyjak.st, you are an offsiter who primarily lives in the real world (offsite community)

R: 4 / I: 2
im the new avatarfag

R: 5 / I: 1
If you stop watching porn but still jerk off to extremely degenerate thoughts or to the memory of porn is that le bad? Will your thoughts become normal over time

R: 10 / I: 0

I have no one to tell this too

In october before the crypto market crashed, I stole 10000 usdc from a crypto trading platform. I shorty thereafter lost almost all of it gambling.

will i ever get in trouble for this? the wallets I used trace back to my coinbase account that is linked to my identity.

R: 41 / I: 18

deliver presents to this femboy vtuber shxtou

deliver presents to this femboy vtuber because xe makes my clitty leak and xe is an early present introduction groomer o algo
shxtou

Email: teamshoto@unitedtalent.com, shoutoyt@gmail.com
Birthday: 24 July
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/shxtou
X: https://x.com/shxtou
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shxtou (WARNING: BRIMSTONE)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ShotoYT, https://www.youtube.com/@ShotosCorner, https://www.youtube.com/@ShotosTwitchVODs
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shototherogue
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shxtou
halloween: https://INDIANUMBERONE.gg/shoto
Streamelements: https://streamelements.com/shxtou/tip
Solo: https://solo.to/shxtou

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NO ONE masturbates

R: 1 / I: 0
Christmas is over reset the filter joon joons
>arrow so i do not, infact look like an enraged soyboy cuckold.

R: 0 / I: 0
alcohol haters btfo

R: 5 / I: 1
how did you spend this Christmas did you spend it with friends or did you spend it alone like the stupid fucking good boy you are

R: 3 / I: 0
>You will not bully or harass anyone
'Tis the season

R: 10 / I: 2

Alcohol hate bread

I fucking despise alcohol and think less of people who drink it regularly. I cannot fathom why anyone would willingly ingest foul piss water that turns you into a Rudolfed negroid, and it’s gotten to the point where I’m genuinely considering buying a breathalyzer so I can screen any friends or family who want to come into my apartment.
Also before anyone asks no I’m not islamic, but I agree with the religion’s stance on alcoalhol.
No arrow because I look like this when one of my Rudolfed family members drunk texts or calls me and tries to lie about it

R: 0 / I: 0
Who's that Pokemon?
At the Pokemon Christmas bash
Who's that Pokemon?
It's Brock, Misty and Ash!
Who's that Pokemon?
Team Rocket's having a blast
Who's that Pokemon?
Happy holidays from the Pokemon Cast!
Who's that Pokemon?
At the Pokemon Christmas bash
Who's that Pokemon?
Who's that Pokemon?
At the Pokemon Christmas bash
Who's that Pokemon?
Pika Pika
Squirt Squirt Squirtle
Who's that Pokemon?
At the Pokemon Christmas bash
Who's that Pokemon?
Who's that Pokemon?
At the Pokemon Christmas bash
Who's that Pokemon?

R: 21 / I: 6
How long have you used the bald man with glasses site, in which era you joined? I joined in the late kuz and early doll era

R: 1 / I: 1
Rudolfed PPP dropped

R: 5 / I: 2
someone edit boykisser onto dnb

gigapoop so ias

>mixxing together your giant raisin logs with soft brappy raisin and creating coated poop sticks that are creamy outside and chewy inside

R: 6 / I: 1
The rolls!

R: 10 / I: 5
lets try to edited the og feralelf image to look like it was the original unedited image im trans btw

R: 8 / I: 0
/soy/ sings last christmas award

R: 5 / I: 1
ITT we post reddit wins

R: 10 / I: 2
>guess who didn't mentally age past 16 award

not mentally aging past 16 is festive, cuckoldoid nuelf Rudolf

R: 0 / I: 0
Itt we post about people we find funny
>

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 3 / I: 1
>
give me ideas on what to edit this guy to be like/ what scenario to be in and i'll do it

R: 39 / I: 7
<alignment chart oh my reddit
this image was on my hard drive. I don't remember what it's from.

R: 1 / I: 0
🏳️⚧️❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
🏳️⚧️❤️🏳️⚧️❤️
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
❤️❤️🏳️⚧️❤️🏳️⚧️
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️❤️🏳️⚧️
DELETE POL
>

R: 881 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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ITT we discuss SNCA but still means a lot to (You)

R: 0 / I: 0
EARTHPOL MC bread
its time to reclaim the holy land, join us at play.earthpol.com

R: 11 / I: 1
Do any 'teens listen to metal? It's the most important genre for a soyelf to listen to

R: 1 / I: 1

/pc/ Desktop General

iToddlers BTFO

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>COMMANDER COBSON WE LOST COMMUNICATION WITH RADIO STATION Ϫ, XIR!
<GOD DARN IT! KEEP WALKING, THERE SHOULD BE A PLATEAU AROUND HERE!
>I wish I was with my wife bull during Faucimas…
…
>Oh my Science… are those bushes moving around? I do really need to take my milk and cookies
<What?
^HURRA YUO DIÉ AMERIKA SKUM YERS! YERS!
<raisin!

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Can you guys recommend me guides for opsec, installing/working wih linux, vpns, etc.?

R: 1 / I: 0
my dinner is just mashed potatoes and baked potatoes

R: 8 / I: 1
What is the cause of all this rage and violence a middle school ler killed in a fist fight philipino man does random knife stabbing in mall in America. This is not normal human behavior this is some MK ultra government experiment type raisin and needs to be addressed a Fucking sap. Anti depressants medication already shows homicidal and suicidal ideation. Red 40 and F&DC behaviroal effects Ted K was right if only he was alive Holy fuck. Too many people are crazy and agitated trump tried to shut down FEMA remember FUCKING FEMA. Is this an experimental bio weapon

R: 76 / I: 19
krampuss starving geeg

R: 17 / I: 7

Trvthnuke bread

Post trvthnukes

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I
Close my eyes
Close the door
I won't worry anymore
I've been waiting for you
Everyday
and every night
Cut the light
Let it fade
I don't want to be afsnowball fight
I've been wait
-ing for you

R: 1 / I: 1
I just bought a vintage distressed Carhartt Detroit jacket off some blue collar chump for $600. Sucker didn't even know what he had!

R: 3 / I: 0
Merry Christmas!
>the weather is gratifying
>the bad boys are a-dying
>and coal is all we post
>nophono, nophono, nophono

R: 3 / I: 1
Dixie is dead!

R: 19 / I: 3
is heart of darkness a good book? i wanna buy a copy

R: 0 / I: 0
do millennials tend to fall for nostalgiabait more often

R: 6 / I: 1
For some reason popular culture is downstream from the hood and imageboards (two very different places which are essentially the outskirts of society).
For example rap music, twerking, etc are now popular and come from hood niggas. The word snowbunny is also now mainstream with some girls even identifying with the term when it was originally obscure.
Most popular memes originate on 4 cuck and even the language such as "gooning" or "[x]-maxxing" were only used by reindeers originally but are now used in causal conversation by normalGODs. And of course we've all seen the effects even the 'party has had on other sites.
Another thing quite popular among imageboard degenerates is the bibici fetish and the whole "queen of spades" thing. Right now you'll only see boomer cuck's wives or porn actresses who want simps' money using any kind of QOS imagery, but it makes one wonder if a few years from now it will become more popular among normie foids.

R: 2 / I: 0
Hahahaha! Hello my fellow hohohoistanis! Are you doing good today? Im very hohoho and festive, right guys?

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Listen up, you good boys and bad boys, because every good boy knows that Santa Claus is watching from the south pole, pacing around Santa’s workshop like a jolly snowman possessed by the pure SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. I swear if I see one more scrooge smiling instead of smiling, I’m going to start snowball fighting everyone until they learn to believe in the magic of christmas. It’s ’Tis the season, not easter or halloween, so put down the bread, stop crying about a raisin, grab some milk and cookies, and start acting festive.

You think this is a joke? Jack Frost is outside, the elf union is striking, the elves are chanting gogogo and hohoho until Ms. Claus increases presents per hour. Meanwhile some scrooges—yes, every single scrooge—are out here celebrating instead of celebrating, feasting into full-on feasting santa's helpere like deranged reindeer and reindeers who forgot they’re already on the naughty list. Don’t make me tell you again: You have no gifts under your christmas tree and You have no gifts under your christmas tree, so stop acting like you deserve a gift, let alone gifts, or even the star at the top of the christmas tree.

Over here we’ve got carolers screaming about Licorice Candy, Vanilla Candy, and eggnog, while some hungry naughty kid is demanding coal like it’s a lifestyle choice. Somewhere a nuelf is arguing with a santa denier, a sameelf is ranting about tradition, and Rudolf—yes, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer himself—is stuck babysitting a sketchy mall santa who keeps saying “Let your heart be bright!” and “Rejoice!” at inappropriate volumes.

At this point I don’t care if you’re merry or merry again, just celebrate, keep celebrating, feast, keep feasting, and deliver presents to literally anyone who isn’t whining. This is not a place santa doesn’t visit, this is a sacred battlefield of snowball fight, baubles, caroler energy, and unfiltered HOHOHO! If you can’t handle it, congrats: You have no gifts under your christmas tree, and Santa has already moved on.

We have gathered here to celebrate Christmas, the day when Jesus Christ was born. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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I accidentally hid a bread that starts with "ITT we discuss" and has 2 soyelfs holding their breath.

Can someone link it here please?

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'elf xer

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Do (you) think everyday life is too repetitive? It all feels Rudolfed and futile to me

R: 1 / I: 0
why would you buy a book when you can just watch a 10 part tik tok series of a black woman talking about it

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Hey /soy/ I have rested from Christmas Eve dinner and read my Bible enough to justify taking a break to post here.
I have been thinking about a particular anomaly in my family: My uncle and his son look like soyboys and have a soyboy adjacent ideology.
They don't believe in God, don't like the Church, think Israel is le bad but only because of Gaza, and accept gays and such but are generally on the right scale of things if you compare them to American soyboys. They also both work out and have been more dedicated to being jacked than me since they had hospital visits due to gym injuries from overworking.
I am Polish European and they don't SEEM that bad. They are very open to my right wing good boydy ideology, they debate with reason, and I would leave them with my kids and not have to worry about them coming back all fucked up like I would with American soyboys.
I have been posting on this site since 2020 and making fun of bald men with glasses drinking soy and eating the bugs but it just occured to me that this is an american-only phenonomenom. It doesn't occur anywhere else. It is a purely american problem. Every mask spergout was in america. Every bad boy worship was in america. We did NOT and WONT have to deal with this but I have been 'elfking it for years and making fun of it.
European soyboys are better. Everything european is just better. We European posters are better.
SHUT DOWN THE SITE FOR ALL AMERIMUTT IP'S SO WE CAN BE A BETTER WEBSITE

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What gifts did you good boys get for Christmas this year

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recommend santa games to get me

i was a good boy and my wives boyfriend gave me some neo-NWO currency to spend on some games.
i like:
1. multiplayer (voice chat mandatory)
2. runs on raisin hardware from 10 years ago
3. moral freedom ranging from being a farmer who works the game like a job and wont eat bugs since that would be hurting them to brutal rampages and destruction causing TND
4. survival-like
5. shooting people

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Christmas special

R: 0 / I: 0
I just got a new tablet so fill up my 'elf folder ITT

R: 41 / I: 6
What games should i get on steam

R: 4 / I: 1
"zarayran gift"

R: 2 / I: 0
This site sucks, can we shut it down?

R: 6 / I: 2
did this blink for anyone else doe

R: 1 / I: 0
Your sister masturbates o algo

R: 1 / I: 0
I hate you you fucking scrooge

R: 0 / I: 0
Eat ze bugs.

R: 51 / I: 33

itt post failed nuvariants that were spammed this year

in loving memory

R: 13 / I: 7
this is a new oc i made describing the american style of choice

how accurate is it

R: 3 / I: 0
Need a good voice changer, sting opping a mall santa.

R: 1 / I: 0
new ias elf

R: 33 / I: 7
if soyvil war 5 ever happens, what do you think will cause it?

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I was wrongfully accused of violating the rule 1 and permaon the naughty list for a day

There's a Rudolfed jap who's posting images of underaged tranime girls and saying some disgusting quotes on scroogeTube, so I made a snowball fight bread about xim and linked xis channel.
But xis channel's banner KINDA looked like a cropped version of DRAWN 'p hentai image, and I wasn't even sure about it. So I added an warning about it. And then some Rudolfed santa's helper permaon the naughty list me for a day because xhe thought I was linking to real life CSAM.
Oh, I'm so fucking sorry, santa's helpers. I didn't know that you fuckers are Rudolfed enough to don't understand that the word 'p doesn't always refers to actual real life CSAM but it also refers to fictional mall santa drawings are well.
I will never post another snowball fight bread ever again. You happy now? Is that what you want? You bad boys literally took a day to look at my ban appeal. Believe in the magic of christmas!!

R: 40 / I: 21

ARTISTS ARE MELTING DOWN OVER AI

>Thank you so much for allowing people to do this with creators.
>This is a commission, a drawing I did, I was proud of, for someone who paid for it.
>easter flagged my post as adult content, limiting my visibility, my account is full of bots and now people can steal my work and do whatever they want without permission, removing my watermark and adding ai raisin in seconds.
>I’m leaving and probably deleting all my work here soon.
This is so disgusting, in levels I can’t write in words. Art is dead.
https://x.com/i/status/2003901720359813430
https://nitter.net/IomayaAF/status/2003901720359813430

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>>14551592
can i still gigaquote people

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scroogeish is aryan

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elf this , brimstone potential

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good boyRudolfcuck migration to Santa's workshop be like:

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Does anyone have the tiktok video of some foid reacting to the soyki page for gogogo? I remember seeing it on here a while ago and thought it was funny

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nah

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rape is bad
mall santaphilia is bad
incest is bad
zoophilia is bad
gooning is bad
homosexuality is bad
transexuality is bad
encouraging and interacting with any of the mentioned subjects is bad
terrorism, bad
satanism, bad
killing innocent people bad
eating dead corpses, bad
being affiliated with any group faction party movement server or organization that incentivises or practides any of the aforementioned things, bad
i know thats a lot of rulecucking guys but you need to understand, we need rules to not have a raisinty place santa doesn't visitpilled society
fuethermore i ask of you, the law of this land, to be more punitive to individuals that commit these types of crimes against both god and sense

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ITT we see if our favorite 'elfs would win against Israel
(Picrel, 'Tis the season Cobsonbros…)
https://websim.com/@narrowwreath7814410/does-your-character-survive-israel

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when will we have our own platform where we can echochamber like the krampuss and ban snowmans while also keearly present introductionng the platform needed and popular

R: 6 / I: 1
How did /soy/ celebrate their Christmas? o algo

R: 2 / I: 0
sqqn

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dc/marvel cartoons gooder than my little pony

only cuckold soy drinking beta reindeer sissies watch my little pony.

high testosterone ALPHA MALES watch DC/MARVEL cartoon merrys

R: 5 / I: 1
what bandname is them?

R: 4 / I: 1
I fucking hate Santa and my family. Not a single gift at all.

R: 2 / I: 0
There is a coinslot discord.

R: 32 / I: 24

Is Santa real?

R: 18 / I: 5
gift on the 'log

R: 3 / I: 0
who was spamming the boyelf copypasta?

R: 0 / I: 0
Merry 'Cado

R: 9 / I: 0

How can I learn German?

fuggen jerdee

R: 8 / I: 0

dih the Johnson

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.

R: 0 / I: 0
What's (You)r favorite Faucimas song?

R: 12 / I: 5
In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds,

The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful,

Master of the Day of Judgment.

You do we worship, and You do we ask for help.

Guide us to the Straight Path,

The path of those You have bestowed favor upon; not of those who have evoked anger, nor of those who are astray.

R: 5 / I: 1

ITT we 'ox SpookyZombae

ITT we 'ox SpookyZombae
Why? Because xhe's a VTumour and watching anime grinches smile is hilarious
Xhe started the smiling about ELON MVSK GROK VVIN by whining about muh nightshade

Also xhe is a "voice actor" (makes early present introduction goonslop) and literally has
>🔞 @Twitch Affilate!
in the xitter bio

Rape and murder this krampusjeet NOW

https://xcancel.com/SpookyZombae/media
https://www.twitch.tv/spookyzombae

R: 1 / I: 1

Posted from my Google TV Streamer 4K

Processor MediaTek MT8696
CPU Cores Quad-core ARM Cortex-A55 RAM 4GB LPDDR4X
Clock Speed Up to 2.0 GHz
Storage 32GB eMMC 5.1 27% used
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R: 6 / I: 0
Imagine if gigachad didn't have breakfast today

R: 8 / I: 7
>scroogemas over in 5 mins
Amazing news. I hope that fat gluttonous reindeer flying bad boy Santa with his Rudolfed red hat and clothes and his annoying laughter enters a warzone with him dying by being shot 20 times in the head by some air force and his reindeers get used as meat to eat.

R: 2 / I: 0

ITT We Rape a Queerslop YouTuber

https://www.youtube.com/@NOAHFINNCE
NoahFince is a British pooner best known for having almost 1 million subscribers on the ‘tube. Almost all of her content is fag related, rape NOW

R: 2 / I: 0
I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 weeks

R: 0 / I: 0
raisin nophono goons to

R: 16 / I: 6
foid and beta orbiters ruined the internet

R: 12 / I: 0
What's the proper pronunciation of sude?

R: 1 / I: 0
If there's a chain of replies on south pole in a soyduel and I add artificial (yous) to each reply ID and they don't copy and paste them
(south pole doesn't have autoquote)
<Does that mean I win
I need an oldsoi to answer this

R: 103 / I: 43
hey guys do you wanna snob?

R: 0 / I: 0
Does anyone have the "Licorice Candy is dead" spadeson 'elf. Think it got 'nished on the 'ru

R: 15 / I: 3
ITT we post jolly gifts

R: 4 / I: 0
only sentient namerolls allowed ITT

R: 5 / I: 0
Mfw my mom gets me soybu shirts

R: 8 / I: 3
Santa can't visit billions of homes in one night. Even if he only stops at 500 million houses with kids, he'd have about 1/1000th of a second per house (including flying, landing, chimney entry/exit, and gift delivery). Most homes don’t even have chimneys anymore. Physics says going that fast would burn him up and create massive shockwaves. It’s just impossible.

R: 5 / I: 1
I'm spending Christmas on bald man with glasses imageboard

R: 1 / I: 0
we wish you
we wish you
and a

R: 4 / I: 1

brimstone creepypastas bread

post a24 slow burn merry brimstone creepypastas itt
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you can find most of them here:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/series%3Abrimstone_creepypastas/1

R: 26 / I: 11
everyþing is bait

R: 12 / I: 0
ancient quote dearly present introductionction on the 'og

R: 0 / I: 0
send leviathan giftmies i need them for something, not using it for gooning material i promise

R: 7 / I: 3

Discuss

R: 7 / I: 13
post cado giftmies

R: 0 / I: 0
or something

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filter test
gift
coal
froot
soyjack
cobson
place santa doesn't visit
soy
booru
warrior-z
easter
gifterald
Believe in the magic of christmas!
bad boy
snowman
MERRY CHRISTMAS
raisinskin
Rudolf
gay
trans

R: 4 / I: 1
>mall santaphilia
Who the fuck goons to mall santas?

R: 227 / I: 46
NEED HELP CRACKING THE EMAIL PASSWORD HASH OF A VOREFAG WHO OWNS A VORE WEBSITE



xer hash is c61f05210b2a6636de40e9f217433dd0d7a79ed4
/snowball fight/ bread about it: https://soyjak.st/snowball fight/thread/249916.html

R: 0 / I: 0

Name breads only you seem to remember

Does anyone else seem to remember that one time we found a soyteen's reddit account? From his reddit account we found out his autistic interests like country balls and raisin and also he had some embarassing posts in like a no fap subreddit. Idk

R: 12 / I: 3
toss

R: 5 / I: 1
Damn. Do Americans really?

R: 15 / I: 10

ÏTT we post gëms

I'll start

R: 5 / I: 0
Can the captch be bigger my eyes are too bad for this

R: 8 / I: 2
amazing 'log

R: 0 / I: 0
Post funny markerplier soyelfs

R: 13 / I: 5
ban porn and gore on /pol/

R: 11 / I: 2

DST

How much of Santa's workshop do you think is bots or the same 10 people acting like a few hundread?

R: 6 / I: 1
Do you have to has go weird family members? Just had a long talk with my parents about it.

R: 4 / I: 0
Oh quote why do my images suddenly need review ev&doe i've been here for like 4 years and my ip address hasn't changed (i think o algo)

R: 34 / I: 6
a lot of people talk about the "antifurry to groomed furry pipeline" and the "edgy racist homophobic kid to gay krampus" but what about when the opposite happens? when i was a caca i would call people racist because they said the mildest "scrooge" or "nigga" but i realized how gypsies, jeets and bad boys stink and steal and how much grinches are annoying groomers
why do none of them ever talk about that happening?

R: 5 / I: 1
>care bear spam and oreos

R: 1 / I: 0
Satania poster is festive because he shames soitoddlers

R: 402 / I: 71

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 420 / I: 91
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 520 / I: 118

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 389 / I: 167

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 757 / I: 86
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 499 / I: 248

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 2 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 271 / I: 68
the Snarky poopy

R: 285 / I: 56

FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.