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▶ №14520172[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14521677

OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE
Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get GOOFY to hold him, but the (((cast members))) wouldn't let him hold it. So, I'm gonna do my own personal /raid/, no personal armies needed, where I'll bring the pushup impjak to as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly could.
<wordswordswords
Tonight is the night when the Once Upon a Christmas Time parade's paywall is lifted, so I can stay after hours at Magic Kingdom to take photos of the impjak during the parade. Wish my luck 'teens.

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Selfish bvmp

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>OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE
>Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get GOOFY to hold him, but the (((cast members))) wouldn't let him hold it. So, I'm gonna do my own personal /raid/, no personal armies needed, where I'll bring the pushup impjak to as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly could.
><wordswordswords
>Tonight is the night when the Once Upon a Christmas Time parade's paywall is lifted, so I can stay after hours at Magic Kingdom to take photos of the impjak during the parade. Wish my luck 'teens.

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I know where you are I'm going to kill you Joke promise

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Selfish bvmp

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>>14520221

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let a caca hold the cutout and see if he likes it

▶ №14520253[Quote]>>14520267>>14520277

That sounds gemmy. Hope it doesn't attract too much attention to the sharty doe.

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>>14520253
people will think that he made impjak and not the sharty so thankfully no

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>>14520253
The day it does is the day it's shown on the news, which I truely believe it'll be an impossiblerald of an occurrence

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>>14520277
>>14520267
Good, because I don't want my heckin sekret kluberino to get flooded with even more twittorians.

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>>14520267
Trve, doe impjak's supposed to be a le heckin wholesomerino 'jak, so nobody will think he's bad or something

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>>14520309
He’s part of our site's logo which has a troon hanging doe so most knowledgeable trannies will say its le heckin far right dogwhistle

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>>14520309

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>>14520333
Trannies see everything that isn't the 'cord as fascist. But the normies in Disneyland will see impjak as a nice figure. im trans btw

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>>14520354
Why?

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>>14520354
Raped by the nameroll award

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gemmy up

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>>14520354

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Just got on the bus to Magic Kingdom. On my way there now.

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>>14520420
Good luck, brave soyldier.

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Selfish bvmp

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>discovery island evdoe raisin nophono car about

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UP

▶ №14520579[Quote]>>14520590>>14520607

Keyed, post every single image here and don't delete them so we can 'chive (THE PQTRIQTS VVILL QRCHIVE)

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>>14520579
Will do.

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GEM wholesomegem

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>>14520590
>>14520579
Also if you can, make a 'ki page about this and/or get another 'kiGOD to make the page. This VILL be documented

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BUMP NIGGA WE WANNA KNOW THE RESULTS TOO LOLOL

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Selfish bvmp, I just landed in Magic Kingdom

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Getting through the lines of the gate, will post an impjak update photo once I'm through.

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>>14520607
I will make a 'ki page on this if it wasn't made already, that why I asked op to 'chive geg

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>>14521061
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1222-2344-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14520172.html
MAKE THE 'KI PAGE GOGOGOGOGOGOGO and oreos

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>>14521206
I'm eating shit bro give me like half a hour geg, thanks for the 'chive btw, if that matters

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>>14521233
My bad bro GEG, take your time

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>>14521264
No worries, man

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>>14521206
>and oreos
RUN. RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE. ABANDON THE THREAD JUST RUN.

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New impjak photos.

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>>14521206
>and oreos

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>>14520172 (OP)
Made an coaly page for this, will update as you post more info and photos, tell me if I missed anything

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>>14520354
geggy

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Some Jeet family saw my camera and said raisin like "SAAR U R PROFFESHIONUL FOTOGRAFER CAN U TAKE PIC OF FAMILY SAAR" and I took their photo GEEEEEEEGGGGG

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Selfish bvmp

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Selfish bvmp

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Selfish bvmp

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>>14521660
are you gonna make a wiki page?

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>>14522221
If nobody's gonna do it, I'll do it at the end of the day. I've been busy getting photos.

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Alright, I gotta lock in and start taking more photos. That daytime Christmas parade backed me up.

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Finally at Epcot. Sorry for the long wait, soyGODS.

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>>14524311
>wow…. i finally got upgraded to a premium XXL pod… im going to live in the Shared Bubble Apartment now… #excited

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>>14524374
I look and say this btw

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>>14524374
Evendoe the cubular pod is clearly the best way to go

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SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME SPACESHIP EARTH RADICALIZED ME EARTH RADICALIZED ME

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Selfish bvmp

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Selfish bvmp, about to post more images in a bit.

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Part 1

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up

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>>14520245
this

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Part 3

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Anyone's thoughts on these photos? I'm currently heading back to Magic Kingdom to be ready for the Once Upon A Christmas Time Parade.

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Shameless bvmp

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>>14525976
they're cool you should print soytan aswell

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>>14526149
Next time, I'll print out all the characters and have them all be side-by-side.

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Almost time…

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Selfish bvmp

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>>14526629
bump

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>>14525976

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test

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Okay, OP here since one of my browsers was being slow as hell, so here's some more photos. This was actually from the Wish Upon A Star parade, but I'm staying to see if they'll do the Christmas one next.

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT TAKING FOREVER TO UPLOAD MY FUCKING IMAGES???

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>>14527471
nigga has 1KB internet 💀

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Fuck you retard

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>>14527543
negated

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>>14527650
OH, SO IT'S WHEN I HAVE ALMOST NO BARS OF SERVICE IT WORKS, BUT WHEN I HAVE FULL FUCKING BARS, IT DOESN'T

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>>14527661
it means your are have more signal going in,not that the signal is strong

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did you there alone?

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>>14527694
Yup, I've gone solo this whole time

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>>14527709
at least you have swede

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>>14527716
Trvke, that swede's been with me the whole journey so far

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>>14527730
will you make this but with other jaks and maybe other places too

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>>14527764
That's what I'm planning to do for whatever trip abroad I plam to do in the future. I'm also planning to properly prepare the cutouts and not half-ass it like I did with the pushup impjak.

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>>14527764
>>14527918
Also, this isn't my last day at (((Disney World))) either, I still got a couple more days before I head back home. I still got a lot of Epcot and Hollywood Studios to conquer.

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>>14527930
datamining myself but i can very easily get to disney world and 'jak it up some more (albeit it would have to be in places like bathrooms as i only go with friends)

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>>14527953
If you're able to, accomplish what I failed to do, that being getting GOOFY to hold the pushup impjak. though

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>>14528018
>>14527953
And I promise you that if you accomplish it and get a picture of that, not only will that make you the vantawhitest ARYANGOD of all existence, but it will also cement it as an irrefutable WINRAIDERALD over Disney as a whole

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Selfish bvmp

▶ №14528184[Quote]>>14528347

'teen did the pushup general thread motivate you to do this?

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>>14528184
Yes, and the fact that it was spammed at first is what drove me to do this as apart of my trip.

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I need some 'kiGODS to update the 'ki page NOOOOOWWWWWW
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_impish_resolve

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Selfish bvmp

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BUMP

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The 'ki page is looking GEMMY, keep recarbonizing the page 'kiGODS, I fucking KNEEL


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