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OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE
Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get GOOFY to hold him, but the (((cast members))) wouldn't let him hold it. So, I'm gonna do my own personal /raid/, no personal armies needed, where I'll bring the pushup impjak to as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly could.
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Tonight is the night when the Once Upon a Christmas Time parade's paywall is lifted, so I can stay after hours at Magic Kingdom to take photos of the impjak during the parade. Wish my luck 'teens.

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Selfish bvmp

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>OPERATION IMPISH RESOLVE
>Two days ago, I flew all the way down to (((Disney World))) on a trip to bring a cardboard cutout of the pushup impjak with me to take photos. I attempted to get GOOFY to hold him, but the (((cast members))) wouldn't let him hold it. So, I'm gonna do my own personal /raid/, no personal armies needed, where I'll bring the pushup impjak to as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly could.
><wordswordswords
>Tonight is the night when the Once Upon a Christmas Time parade's paywall is lifted, so I can stay after hours at Magic Kingdom to take photos of the impjak during the parade. Wish my luck 'teens.

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I know where you are I'm going to kill you Joke promise

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Selfish bvmp

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>>14520221

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let a caca hold the cutout and see if he likes it

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That sounds gemmy. Hope it doesn't attract too much attention to the sharty doe.

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>>14520253
people will think that he made impjak and not the sharty so thankfully no

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>>14520253
The day it does is the day it's shown on the news, which I truely believe it'll be an impossiblerald of an occurrence

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>>14520277
>>14520267
Good, because I don't want my heckin sekret kluberino to get flooded with even more twittorians.

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>>14520267
Trve, doe impjak's supposed to be a le heckin wholesomerino 'jak, so nobody will think he's bad or something

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>>14520309
He’s part of our site's logo which has a troon hanging doe so most knowledgeable trannies will say its le heckin far right dogwhistle

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>>14520333
Trannies see everything that isn't the 'cord as fascist. But the normies in Disneyland will see impjak as a nice figure. im trans btw

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>>14520354
Why?

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>>14520354
Raped by the nameroll award

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gemmy up

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>>14520354

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Just got on the bus to Magic Kingdom. On my way there now.

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>>14520420
Good luck, brave soyldier.

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Selfish bvmp

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>discovery island evdoe raisin nophono car about

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UP

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Keyed, post every single image here and don't delete them so we can 'chive (THE PQTRIQTS VVILL QRCHIVE)

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>>14520579
Will do.

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GEM wholesomegem

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>>14520590
>>14520579
Also if you can, make a 'ki page about this and/or get another 'kiGOD to make the page. This VILL be documented

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BUMP NIGGA WE WANNA KNOW THE RESULTS TOO LOLOL

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Selfish bvmp, I just landed in Magic Kingdom

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Getting through the lines of the gate, will post an impjak update photo once I'm through.

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>>14520607
I will make a 'ki page on this if it wasn't made already, that why I asked op to 'chive geg


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