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keyed
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>>14482324I look and say this btw or something
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I would attack you for self insert if I saw
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I Fuggen did pushups earlier today fuggen exercise.
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Oh raisin I forgot to add a fucking platform for xhim, I'll fix that real quick
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Pull ups won btw
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I've been to disney world one niggillion times and it sucks
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>>14482342Update: Adding a platform was a failnvke since I didn't have any superglue lying around, so I taped a cardboard kickstand to the back of it and it surprisingly works perfectly
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touch yourself there
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>>14482560Gem, upload this to the 'ru
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>>14482560I'll take another photo whenever I hop on a train in a little bit
>selfish bump award ▶ №14482882[Quote]
Shameless bump
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>>14483099Train station doey
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>>14483079I am at Disney World right now. If I find you, prepare to be raped.
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pushup impjak is a gemerald
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bumo
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>>14482713your pants will be soaking if you're a soyboy who thinks buying shit makes them a kid again or care about disney's IPs you'll like it
if you don't like me you're just going to be suffering in the heat
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Selfish bunp or something
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>>14483624tbh ive never been there because im a euromutt
but those urban exploring abandonned disney worlds looked cool
not into the disney goyslop though
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>>14483624I'm just going down to Disney World mainly for both the photography and fun aspect of it. I could honestly care less about the merch.
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Shameless bvmp
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>>14484183'um on the nearest 'irror IMMEDIATELY>>14484183
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post dis in the operation reality thread and oreos
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i got raped
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Shameless bvmp
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Bvmperald o algo
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Selfish bvmp award
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>>14485888I promise I'll make sure xe'll be doing pushups at Magic Kingdom and Epcot, especially during the Christmas parades
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Shameless bvmperald
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>>14486380by getting back, I meant when I get to my hotel room or the airport
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also post my images on the 'ru as well
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up
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OP here, got wifi on the plane to bvmp the 'read
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>>14487791gonna do some pushups for almost getting the
get once I land at the airport
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>>14487847hi pushups nigga, you inspired me to do 30 pushups today and counting. I made a thread about rape cuz I got hyped on pushups. Thank you
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oh the place's he'll go
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>>14487897OP here, ev&doe I'm not the pushups spammer from yesterday, that would be
>>14485888 , I wanna show it the love it deserves by giving it an irl adventure
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Shameless bvmp
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Gorillionth shameless bvmp
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>>14488982gemerald
youre my hero o algo
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>>14489044=+
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=+ fuggen jerdee
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is impish pushups uploaded to 'ru? i can't find it for some reason
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get a photo of goofy holding this cardboard gem
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>>14484210>>14489727Probably not. Upload it to the BOORU or else it’ll be lost mediarino
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>>14482314 (OP)Hey chud, could you take a photo of a Disney adult when you see one? Upload it onto the thread or course
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get someone to do 5 pushups with you, take a picture of the pushups imp near the sunset ofc
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i swear to go i already replied to this thread, i'm not imagining things, i saw my comment here, my reply, i clicked post, and i type some shit, so where's my reply?
it's not deleted, there was nothing wrong with it, and overall it would be strange, so what happened?
i'll keep looking into this because this disturbs me, a lot…. I have no idea how my reply just vanished, it's a shame because it wasn't a bad reply, i believe the thread needed it, i guess it didn't want it, it was too good for this thread? Was it?
i'm sad, i guess i'll have to accept it, that i my reply is gone, the reply i swear to god i posted here.
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gemmier idea than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours
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>i swear to go i already replied to this thread, i'm not imagining things, i saw my comment here, my reply, i clicked post, and i type some shit, so where's my reply?
>it's not deleted, there was nothing wrong with it, and overall it would be strange, so what happened?
>i'll keep looking into this because this disturbs me, a lot…. I have no idea how my reply just vanished, it's a shame because it wasn't a bad reply, i believe the thread needed it, i guess it didn't want it, it was too good for this thread? Was it?
>i'm sad, i guess i'll have to accept it, that i my reply is gone, the reply i swear to god i posted here.
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>gemmier idea than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours
there is nothing gemmier than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours
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Blog posting award
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>>14497318get a photo of goofy holding it
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OP here, ust got into Animal Kingdom. Gonna take some photos before I post the pushup impjak
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>>14497916Just*
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Shameless bvmp
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Shameless bvmp
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em
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bump
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>>14482314 (OP)Keyed and gempilled, has anything happened yet?
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find the nearest alligator and feed him the jak
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Couldn't find Goofy or the others in Animal Kingdom. I'm gonna try Magic Kingdom.
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>>14498843uh-hyuh, i'm somewhere soyim, try and foind me, uh hyuh!
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>>14498843Find The Beast and get a picture of his Big Beast Cock
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>>14499461GOOFY here we come!
"uh hyuh! come and foind me, nusoi, UH HYUH!"
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>>14499577Aryan beast on bottom right
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HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS DIDDY KONG
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DOCTOOOOOOOOS
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Level 100 spreg
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>>14499718>nusois don't know who diddy kong isjsid
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Disney adults when they find a hidden Mickey in their mri of their cancerous brain tumor
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>>14500385my aryan nigga. I hope to soyGOD that you can get a photo of goofy holding pushup imp
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>>14500385thumb exposed, confirming what we already know
you are white
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Bvmp, just got off of Space Mountain, gonna look for Goofy right now.
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>>14500781holy gem, i take a 2 year break from the site and i return to this. Tve ARYAN activities
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Bvvvmp
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BVMP, I NEED THE ENERGY TO DO IT
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SELFISH BVMP
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>>14500925I know where you are at I'm close by
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>>14500925RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IMP AND GOOF MUST MEET
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>>14500971>>14500981If not a lieNVKE, post screenshot of where you are
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>>14500991i was lying i live in Pennsylvania
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I saw a dude in a chud shirt there when I went a few years ago.
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>>14501130They don’t let mascots hold imagery / symbols that aren’t associated with disneed sadly
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>>14501130aryan try to find a way to bypass implicit rules, if you have a reason they will usually lower their guards and allow it
if you can try to hold it yourself it would be good too
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>>14501130aryan try to find a way to bypass implicit rules, if you have a reason they will usually lower their guards and allow it
if you can try to hold it yourself it would be good too
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have an employee hold it for a second
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>>14501202Say it was the last drawing of your little brother before he died of cancer and goofy was his favorite character
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>>14501382op tape him to a lightcycle
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>>14502073i would love to see him in a crowd of people, i also think he would look extra great on one of the shit rollercoasters disney world has to offer
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>>14502114The next time I go to
(((Disney World))), I'll make sure to edit some Disney merch and a Mickey hat on the pushup impjak in paint.net so the cast members will lower their guard and be more accepting to hold it. That way, it'll be a legendary successNVKE.
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>>14502172mountains WABAG
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>>14502147i too am seriously upset that our supposed savior goofy wouldnt hold our beloved jak (TRAITOR!) but however you think it will work to give us a

i am all for.
before you definitively leave to go home your last mission is to go up to goofy himself or an employee and state your cousin or brother or some shit is dying of some disease and is severely autistic and a photo of him holding it would mean the world to him, drastic measures and all that.
regardless, thank you for bringing us the adventures of pushup-imp, it's been a fun ride so far and i am eager to see what happens next
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Selfish bvmp
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Selfish bvmp award
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Selfish bvmp
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Selfish bvmp