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 14482314[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14482710>>14489044>>14492725>>14498686

Planning to go to (((Disney World))) and take photos w/ timestamp with this impjak doing pushups. What do (You) think?

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keyed

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>going to disneyworld

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>>14482324
I look and say this btw or something

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I would attack you for self insert if I saw

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I Fuggen did pushups earlier today fuggen exercise.

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Oh raisin I forgot to add a fucking platform for xhim, I'll fix that real quick

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Pull ups won btw

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I've been to disney world one niggillion times and it sucks

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>>14482342
Update: Adding a platform was a failnvke since I didn't have any superglue lying around, so I taped a cardboard kickstand to the back of it and it surprisingly works perfectly

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touch yourself there

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>>14482560
Gem, upload this to the 'ru
You can upload things anonymously without an account btw

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>>14482560
I'll take another photo whenever I hop on a train in a little bit
>selfish bump award

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>>14482461
i agree, never wanted to go but my parents fell for that kikery for most of my life till they finally stopped dragging me

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>>14482314 (OP)
Nophono

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>>14482698
HOW IS IT AMERIMUTT

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>>>14482314
>Nophono

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Shameless bump

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'um on some 'isney 'orld 'irrors

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>>14482912
DO THIS

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At the station o algo

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>>14483079
marge what station

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>>14483099
Train station doey

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>Train station doey

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>>14483079
I am at Disney World right now. If I find you, prepare to be raped.

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pushup impjak is a gemerald

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bumo

 14483624[Quote]>>14483736>>14483777

>>14482713
your pants will be soaking if you're a soyboy who thinks buying shit makes them a kid again or care about disney's IPs you'll like it
if you don't like me you're just going to be suffering in the heat

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Selfish bunp or something

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>>14483624
tbh ive never been there because im a euromutt
but those urban exploring abandonned disney worlds looked cool
not into the disney goyslop though

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On the train to ze airport and oreos

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>>14483748
>and oreos

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>>14483624
I'm just going down to Disney World mainly for both the photography and fun aspect of it. I could honestly care less about the merch.

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Shameless bvmp

 14484183[Quote]>>14484206

Bvmp

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>>14484183
'um on the nearest 'irror IMMEDIATELY>>14484183

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I support the pushups 'jak but why disneyworld? It's the ultimate goyslop factory

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post dis in the operation reality thread and oreos

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>>14484524
>and oreos

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Bvmp

 14484886[Quote]>>14485188

i got raped

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>>14484886
Falsenvke I'm still here

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Bvmp

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Breakfast

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Shameless bvmp

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Bvmp

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Bvmperald o algo

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Selfish bvmp award

 14485888[Quote]>>14485932>>14488053

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approved do it

 14485932[Quote]>>14491298

>>14485888
I promise I'll make sure xe'll be doing pushups at Magic Kingdom and Epcot, especially during the Christmas parades

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Shameless bvmperald

 14486143[Quote]>>14486260

One more bvmp before my plane takes off, please keep this 'read alive if you can and thank you

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Up

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>>14486143
good luck impdoingpushups. wishing you the best of disneyworld

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>>14486260
thank you 'teen, I won't let you down. plane's about to leave, so keep bumping this thread until I get back if you want

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>>14486380
by getting back, I meant when I get to my hotel room or the airport

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also post my images on the 'ru as well

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up

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up

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OP here, got wifi on the plane to bvmp the 'read

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>>14487778
minor pushup get

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>>14487791
gonna do some pushups for almost getting the get once I land at the airport

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>>14487847
hi pushups nigga, you inspired me to do 30 pushups today and counting. I made a thread about rape cuz I got hyped on pushups. Thank you

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oh the place's he'll go

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>>14487897
OP here, ev&doe I'm not the pushups spammer from yesterday, that would be >>14485888 , I wanna show it the love it deserves by giving it an irl adventure

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just made 15x3
pushups will always be a gem
impjak will always be a gem
i use mint btw

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up

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>>14488053
OP here again, just got off the airport and on my way to my hotel. I'll post an update image once I get to my room

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Shameless bvmp

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Gorillionth shameless bvmp

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look OP I animated it

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>>14482314 (OP)
you are going to get raped by this nigger in
(((Disney World)))

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>>14488982
gemerald
youre my hero o algo

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>>14489044
=+NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=+ fuggen jerdee

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>>14489044
Fnati is a gem

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Anyways, got to my hotel safely

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 14489727[Quote]>>14492700

is impish pushups uploaded to 'ru? i can't find it for some reason

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Bvmp

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Up

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>>14488982
GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM GEM

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>>14485932
this WILL be the gem that saved the sharty

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this thread made me happy, so happy this caught on

 14491316[Quote]>>14491367

get a photo of goofy holding this cardboard gem

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Bvmp

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>>14484210
>>14489727
Probably not. Upload it to the BOORU or else it’ll be lost mediarino

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>>14482314 (OP)
Hey chud, could you take a photo of a Disney adult when you see one? Upload it onto the thread or course

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get someone to do 5 pushups with you, take a picture of the pushups imp near the sunset ofc

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Up

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Bvmp

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i swear to go i already replied to this thread, i'm not imagining things, i saw my comment here, my reply, i clicked post, and i type some shit, so where's my reply?
it's not deleted, there was nothing wrong with it, and overall it would be strange, so what happened?
i'll keep looking into this because this disturbs me, a lot…. I have no idea how my reply just vanished, it's a shame because it wasn't a bad reply, i believe the thread needed it, i guess it didn't want it, it was too good for this thread? Was it?
i'm sad, i guess i'll have to accept it, that i my reply is gone, the reply i swear to god i posted here.

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gemmier idea than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours

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>i swear to go i already replied to this thread, i'm not imagining things, i saw my comment here, my reply, i clicked post, and i type some shit, so where's my reply?
>it's not deleted, there was nothing wrong with it, and overall it would be strange, so what happened?
>i'll keep looking into this because this disturbs me, a lot…. I have no idea how my reply just vanished, it's a shame because it wasn't a bad reply, i believe the thread needed it, i guess it didn't want it, it was too good for this thread? Was it?
>i'm sad, i guess i'll have to accept it, that i my reply is gone, the reply i swear to god i posted here.

 14495296[Quote]>>14495304

>gemmier idea than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours
there is nothing gemmier than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours

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>>14495296
>there is nothing gemmier than spamming the same gif on the same thread on the same site for hours
found the pushupcel

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>>14495304
pushupARYAN

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Bvmp

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Bvmp

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up

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OP here, about to head to Disney World shortly

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Bvmp

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vp

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Blog posting award

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>>14497318
Let's go

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Bvmp

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>>14497318
get a photo of goofy holding it

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OP here, ust got into Animal Kingdom. Gonna take some photos before I post the pushup impjak

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>>14497916
Just*
>Accidental ESL award

 14497934[Quote]>>14497944

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Here's one. Feel free to 'jak

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>>14497973
find goofy nigga

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>>14498023
Haven't found him yet, I'm still looking.

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Shameless bvmp

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Shameless bvmp

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em

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bump

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>>14482314 (OP)
Keyed and gempilled, has anything happened yet?

 14498731[Quote]>>14498792

find the nearest alligator and feed him the jak

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>>14498731
DO THIS

 14498843[Quote]>>14498896>>14498948

Couldn't find Goofy or the others in Animal Kingdom. I'm gonna try Magic Kingdom.

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No worries though, even if I can't find Goofy today, I'm here for more than a week, so I gave plenty of time.

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>>14498843
uh-hyuh, i'm somewhere soyim, try and foind me, uh hyuh!

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>>14498843
Find The Beast and get a picture of his Big Beast Cock

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Here we are, time to find GOOFY…

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>>14499461
GOOFY here we come!

"uh hyuh! come and foind me, nusoi, UH HYUH!"

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GOOFY SPOTTED.

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>>14499577
> GOOFY, please hold this and let me take a photo of you holding it

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>>14499577
It's brown

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>>14499577
Aryan beast on bottom right

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HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS DIDDY KONG

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DOCTOOOOOOOOS

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WTF

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>>14499731
DOG TOESSSSSS

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Level 100 spreg

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>>14499718
>nusois don't know who diddy kong is
jsid

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Disney adults when they find a hidden Mickey in their mri of their cancerous brain tumor

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>>14499731
>it's real

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>>14499897
>it's always been real

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bvmp

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Once I ride Space Mountain real quick, I'll go hunting for Goofy.

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>>14500385
my aryan nigga. I hope to soyGOD that you can get a photo of goofy holding pushup imp

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>>14500385
thumb exposed, confirming what we already know
you are white

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>>14500410
well, he is ARYAN

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bvmp

 14500781[Quote]>>14500884

Bvmp, just got off of Space Mountain, gonna look for Goofy right now.

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>>14500781
holy gem, i take a 2 year break from the site and i return to this. Tve ARYAN activities

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FOUND THE SPOT, BUT THE MEET & GREET SPOT IS FILLED WITH PEOPLE, SOYGODS, GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY TO GO THROUGH WITH IT ANYWAY

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Bvvvmp

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HERE

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BVMP, I NEED THE ENERGY TO DO IT

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SELFISH BVMP

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>>14500925
I know where you are at I'm close by

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>>14500971
LieNVKE award

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>>14500925
RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IMP AND GOOF MUST MEET

 14500991[Quote]>>14501067

>>14500971
>>14500981
If not a lieNVKE, post screenshot of where you are

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bump

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Bvmp

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>>14500991
i was lying i live in Pennsylvania

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FUUUUUUUUCK, THEY WOULDN'T LET GOOFY HOLD IT, ISSA FAILNVKE

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I saw a dude in a chud shirt there when I went a few years ago.

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>>14501130

They don’t let mascots hold imagery / symbols that aren’t associated with disneed sadly

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>>14501130
its over

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>>14501130
aryan try to find a way to bypass implicit rules, if you have a reason they will usually lower their guards and allow it
if you can try to hold it yourself it would be good too

 14501202[Quote]>>14501370

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>>14501130
aryan try to find a way to bypass implicit rules, if you have a reason they will usually lower their guards and allow it
if you can try to hold it yourself it would be good too

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have an employee hold it for a second

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>>14501202
Say it was the last drawing of your little brother before he died of cancer and goofy was his favorite character

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FINE, if (((they))) won't hold the impjak, then I'll gem up every other spot across Disney World with the pushup impjak.
THIS. MEANS. WAR.

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>>14501382
op tape him to a lightcycle

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For now, I'm gonna head back to my hotel to rest. Here's an obligatory NIGGA THAT'S NUTS! image

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For tomorrow, I'm thinking of making a new thread for an operation to take photos of pushup impjak in as many spots across (((Disney World))) as I possibly can. Anyone got any name suggestions? That Goofy failNVKE made me MAAAAAAAAAD

 14502114[Quote]>>14502147

>>14502073
i would love to see him in a crowd of people, i also think he would look extra great on one of the shit rollercoasters disney world has to offer

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>>14502073
Cars land

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>>14502114
The next time I go to (((Disney World))), I'll make sure to edit some Disney merch and a Mickey hat on the pushup impjak in paint.net so the cast members will lower their guard and be more accepting to hold it. That way, it'll be a legendary successNVKE.

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Here's what I took with my camera earlier today.

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>>14502172
mountains WABAG

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>>14502172
Beautiful

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>>14502147
i too am seriously upset that our supposed savior goofy wouldnt hold our beloved jak (TRAITOR!) but however you think it will work to give us a gem i am all for.

before you definitively leave to go home your last mission is to go up to goofy himself or an employee and state your cousin or brother or some shit is dying of some disease and is severely autistic and a photo of him holding it would mean the world to him, drastic measures and all that.

regardless, thank you for bringing us the adventures of pushup-imp, it's been a fun ride so far and i am eager to see what happens next

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>>14502216
I still got until the end of Dec 27 to finish the operation. As much as I wanna do this method, I personally don't want to lieNVKE to get my way even if it does resort in a glistening gemrald of a win raid, because I'm moralGODDED like that or something

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Selfish bvmp

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Selfish bvmp award

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Selfish bvmp

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praying for you to bring the gems OP

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Selfish bvmp

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Got back to my hotel room, I'm gonna call it a night and rest for tomorrow. I did my best to gem up (((Disney World))) today, and the next few days, I'm gonna do everything I can to make pushup impjak do pushups everywhere he can.



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