it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.
man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.
hey, tumblr user anonymous here, just so you know one of your friends wants to blow up the moon so you should probably cut her out of your life and stop supporting her. yes obviously there's evidence for this, we have screenshots where she says "a lot of people think that I want to blow up the moon but that's not true", so basically she's completely mask-off about it. so yeah if you don't stop associating with her I'll have no choice but to assume that you too want to blow up the moon and I'll have to inform everyone else you associate with so they know how dangerous you are. thanks!
wishing all christmas-celebrating cat owners a very Good Luck with keeping your tree upright <3