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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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I'd like to see anyphono pretend vlod isnt sharty culture now
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Asmongold’s racist rant

WTF is this guys problem bros?
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Looking at the 2022 'log makes me feel depressed about the state of it in 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20241007003450/https://sp2022.soyjak.wiki/soy/catalog.html
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>hey captain sparkle, what do ya' say!
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GIGA QUEST

Create a gif of giga using the last frame of the previous gif of him and his pet giga fly going on a quest. I've got the last frame for you all to start
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Post any 'jak in this thread and I'll ruin it
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nusois what the fuck is this niggerbabble of a language
https://youtu.be/I8fVu5K_3t8?si=8e6kMFH8hTC8aunG
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itt we post images for ants
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EVERYPHONO SHOULD JOIN LEFT 4 SOY NOOOOOW l4d2.soyjak.st
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Is it normal to cum from pooping?

I was on the toilet pooping, and it was a really big log, and I was very constipated so I was pushing really hard, and then out of nowhere I started cumming everywhere.
Is this normal? I'm really scared and ashamed right now. and oreos
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Labubu. La-la bu bu im trans btw
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Zomboid B42 MP Server

=PROJECT SOYBOID=

>Project Zomboid is an open-world, isometric video game developed by British and Canadian independent developer The Indie Stone. The game is set in the post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested exclusion zone of the fictional Knox Country (formerly Knox County), Kentucky, in the United States, where the player is challenged to survive for as long as possible before inevitably dying.


https://store.steampowered.com/app/108600/Project_Zomboid/
https://www.kinguin.net/category/3376/project-zomboid-pc-steam-gift

IP: soyboid.ddns.net
password: soyjak

24/7~ Uptime
Survivor
Saliva only infection
Multi-hit enabled
Vanilla+
Join up nusois
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>big news for the unemployed
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what do yall think of veiron
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FPE bait picture now give me reppies
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im looking at you
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Have you been raped?
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>Alright everyone, today we're gonna be reading "Frog and Toad Are Friends". Who can tell me what a friend is?
<What and… WHAT are friends???
<KYS BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMER YOU'RE BAITING ME YOU'RE BAITING ME
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New Gemmy Game

This game is kind of like gartic phone except you make a storybook
JOIN NOW.
https://www.brokenpicturephone.com/
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bro…..
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>You can only say "Happy Holidays", NOT "Merry Christmas". It is disrespectful to MY scientific beliefs, BIGOT.
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IT WAS ALL A DREAM
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how do i identify posters solely by their filenames (with the exception of stripped filename posters)? o algo
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imagine dying to the mario blicky
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imagine showing ts to hitler 🥀
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media for true aryans
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ITT we crank call a tranny

925-497-5704
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What are your niggers?, how could you tell?
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do you say /gaig/ or /gig/?
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Coal thread
>
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>erm actually soyquoting is not a vlid argument
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FUCK FUCK I'M GONNA FAIL MY EXAMS AHHHH
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happy holidays /soy/
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Found this schizo
https://youtube.com/@mybodyisarapist
check the descriptions geg
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This site does nothing but spike my cortisol, it’s not even funny anymore this site hasn’t been funny for years yet I still remain. I guess once you’re here you’re here forever
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nu 'toss
This is why we need to murder all pedophiles.
>
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if u roll alicia u have to kill yourself
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true crime thread o algo

what's your favourite case?

>inb4 foid

i'm actually trans btw
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>EFN
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Why doesn't shift click to hide shit work anymore
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what do you usually self-insert as? i mostly do htsm and 'plier
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Ban FPE

Every single FPE namefag got exposed for being a corder JSID
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stop spamming bait

please
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What is this random string in the nu christmas theme?
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Classic Aussie/Chink hours

>No raids


>Spam


>'P


>Coaly log


Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when EuroGODS and AmeriGODS wake up
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White people are so cuckolded and weak. Their continent is being colonized by the BBC.
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I gotta take like half a year break from the sharty because my grades are so shit, I’ll miss you soybros, see you in may
>
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Randal on the log
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looking for chud-troon romance story, 2023 (possibly earlier), likely posted to reddit at some point

I'm looking for chud-troon romance story, I remember hearing it in 2023 so it could possibly be from before, it was possibly posted to reddit at some point, but I'm not sure.

This already sounds like utter brimstone but it was only text and very clearly satirically written, it was spoofing one of those shitty romance movie trailers.

The plot goes like Chud and Troonjak are in class, but they're fighting as usual, so the teacher (possibly had a soy-related) pairs them in a group project. They end up making up and I remember the specific line "you're pretty based for a tranny".
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Yaoi thread

Post /soy/ approved yaoi ships
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HTSMs taking over the sharty mirrorws how Black BVLLs take over white countries IRL
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whats your motto? mine is wickedness or weakness
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Tyler the Chud - 88

lyrics on 'ru, thoughts?
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Trans rights are human rights
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How about you accept the BBC?
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bern on the 'log
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Wishing this fate on all you shartyNIGGERS
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cure and support those effected by diseases carried by mosquitos ❌❌❌

Torture literal bugs ✅✅✅
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Most common snowbunny names: Haley, Zoe, and Madison.
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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>ugh… I HATE BEIN A NIGGA! chud rejectid me again! he even injected me with some syringe! whyz life so cruel?
>wait a minute, i-i feel strange, w-w-what did chud inject me wif again… my head hurts… and i-i look l-l-lighter, w-whats happenin?
>hold on, c-c-could it be? IS THIS REAL? i-i-im becoming white! -th-this is a miracle! my dreams are becoming t-TRUE! im finally becoming white! now i know why chud injected me with that!
>YES! its finished! im not a stupid nigger anymore! i cant wait to get out of this shitskin slum and tell chud what happened! maybe he wont reject me this time!
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Cacaborea Airlines

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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TOWN BUILDING

TOWN BUILDING THREAD

ITT:We draw buildings and add civilians to the growing town of gemburg there is already a townhall and the mayor added but much more are needed o algo or something
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>BBC Revolution on /soy/
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>What do you get when you feed 1 million starving Africans?
>2 million starving Africans.
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>I was on the toilet pooping, and it was a really big log, and I was very constipated so I was pushing really hard, and then out of nowhere I started cumming everywhere.
Is this normal? I'm really scared and ashamed right now
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NU RAID

/r9k/ on 4cuck is doing a secret santa and they're giving their actual shipping addresses and amazon wishlists
It'd be funny if we sent them shit like poop and qurans and BBC dildos to fuck with them
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/83386100
>arrow so I don't look like that
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There are Two Trillion galaxies in the universe

imagine how many other civilizations exist out there. Some of them maybe even invented soyjaks too. Maybe on another planet theres an alien race with a similiar social structure and maybe they even have their own Sharty
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ITT we post funny soy wojak videos because they make me laugh and be happy
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'toss though
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>adventure threads
>greentexts
>raids
<bait
<padded ias
<rnca troonslop
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>Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.
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American culture is centered around women. They have holidays for women. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free women. They listen to woman music. They elect a woman as their president. They dress and act like women. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from women. They post sassy gifs about women. They watch sportsball in worship of women. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of women playing sports. They use woman slang like "femcel" and "moid". When you say "Rhodes" they're not thinking of the great British explorer. They're thinking of the woman. Their cities are completely overrun with women. They worship their ZOGbot lawyer force disproportionately filled with women and their global police force of HR filled with women. Their men sit around watching woman bawl while their women sit around watching woman talk shows. They worship women like Miley Cyrus and Kamalla Harris and Ghislaine Maxwell and the late Yoko Ono while attacking the men who actually built their country before women took over. Their movies are filled with women and their music charts are topped by women. They send women to the Olympics and celebrate when the women win because those women are true red blooded american women. They watch lesbian porn to a point where "dyke" does not make them think of flood control but about female tits instead. They will tell you how much they hate women and how the "IT'S OKAY WHEN WOMEN DO IT" meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love women but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of woman loving women
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Guys there's always so much hate and negativity on here. I think we need a wholesome trans rights are human rights thread so we can all calm down and remember that at the end of the day we're all just people :)
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I genuinely look extremely similar to the ai guy in this video. I also look a lot like young bill gates. Am I cooked?
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Kill shartyniggers, behead shartyniggers, roundhouse kick a shartynigger into the concrete, slam dunk a shartynigger baby into the trash can, crucify filthy shartypedos
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Poopson says trans rights are human rights
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@grok is ts real ❗❗🦅
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Kill shartyniggers, behead shartyniggers, roundhouse kick a shartynigger into the concrete, slam dunk a shartynigger baby into the trash can, crucify filthy shartypedos
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>What?
<GEEEEEEEEEEEG OBSESSED ESL NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER POOP NIGGER NIGGER YOU ARE LIKE THIS O ALGORINO LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT YOU ARE XIM GEEEEEG
>What the hell do you mean?
>What are you doing?
<*cough* *cough*
<you look like this and say this
^tfw when poop and niggers dying
<I…I absolutely DON'T look like that, you sound autistic, quit it with your babble or els-
<AAAAUUUGGGHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY SKIIIIIN IS PEEELING OOOOOFFFFF AGRRRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT WHOLESOMERINO MATUTINO HOOOOOOGRTTGTHHHHHHH
<tfw poop and niggers dying
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Kill shartyniggers, behead shartyniggers, roundhouse kick a shartynigger into the concrete, slam dunk a shartynigger baby into the trash can, crucify filthy shartypedos
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does anyone know who made joyjack.party? it would be gemmy if they implemented the brash vulnerability which can lag entire computers in seconds https://github.com/jofpin/brash
demo: https://brash.run/hidden-live-demo.htm (CLICKING THIS FUCKING LINK WILL CRASH YOUR UFCKING BROWER SO DONNTTT)
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I HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH
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Did we get the 42000000 /lgbt/ get on the 'cuck earlier today i fell asleep
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Kill shartyniggers, behead shartyniggers, roundhouse kick a shartynigger into the concrete, slam dunk a shartynigger baby into the trash can, crucify filthy shartypedos
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I just made a video where soyjak is a multifandom enjoyer and all the bowls get brapped and shit on by an evil jak. Should I upload this to the booru? It is a very funny video but can be considered disgusting.
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You ever met an irl snowbunny? I met one. Her name is Haley, she's blonde and has a valleygirl accent and is in a sorority (not suprising).
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Kill shartyniggers, behead shartyniggers, roundhouse kick a shartynigger into the concrete, slam dunk a shartynigger baby into the trash can, crucify filthy shartypedos
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Epic Instagram raid

ITT We get some IAS to be tomorrow (or the day after)'s top comment 'cuz it'd be funny https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSQGBcViLMN/
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making a pvz shardee mod, what should potatomine be?
/v/ thread:soyjak.st/v/thread/45749.html
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>r/chiraqology immigrants
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This chrismas I gave you my coal
but the very last day you gooned it away
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wheres the twitch raid thread
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just whipped this one up in 5 minutes, should I find more classic wallpapers and soyjak them?
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Soytan is on the couch with you, her braps being absorbed into the cushions. Suddenly, she jumps on you. She says “Ahhh~ This couch is way too full of my farts, I don’t like it anymore. I need something that could somehow absorb my beautiful braps. She scorches her ass slowly from your legs to your dick to your chest to your neck all the way up to your nose. Then, she says, “Breathe my braps, faggot!” (You) happily oblige.
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>you’ve never had niggers?
>you gotta try niggers man. I can get you some niggers
>niggers are way different than beef. I feel good when I eat niggers
>that’s what meat is supposed to be like man
>i used to go this place get a cheese nigger sandwich everyday at 2:00, oh my fauci
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the Snarky poopy
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>BITCH ASS NIGGA ASS HOE ASS STANK ASS BROKE ASSS YT ASS HONKY ASS RATCHET ASS POOR ASS NO PHONE GOOGLE CHROME NO MONEY AT HOME BAD TO THE BONE BRASS TROMBONE
<shut UP
*WOOOOSHPFRKCKP*
>EEEUUGHHHCHHH UUU HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh…….
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Colorlutas, this is your mindset
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SHES NOTHING LIKE A GIRL YOUVE EVER SENE BEFORE
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>Analyzing an orchestra performance
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Does anyone else goon to both the thought of raping but also the thought of getting raped? Like I'll jerk off imagining raping girls I know but I'll also jerk off imagining getting raped in prison by a bbc bvll. Being made into his bitch and being forced to take a female name and do his chores and stuff. I used to jerk it while imaging raping my 60 year old female teachers if they're not fat back when I was in high school. The most common thing for me is imagining raping my female friends, or just random women who don't exist. Sometimes when I see short twinks in public I'll imagine raping them. One time I saw this rapable femboy looking guy with makeup on in the library, probably about 5'4", and I went in the nearest bathroom and jerked off to rough femboy porn while I imagined I was raping him violently. The idea of getting raped by a female does not appeal to me as much cause it's so unrealitic thoughbeit.
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Foid help

So i really like this filipino girl (even tho shes a degenerate gooner) and i was wondering if it would be a good idea to ask her to watch a movie. Thoughts on this idea?
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NOFAPCACAS WHAT IS THIS
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OPERATION MERRY 4CUCKMAS

/r9k/ on 4cuck is doing a secret santa and they're giving their actual shipping addresses and amazon wishlists
It'd be funny if we sent them shit like poop and qurans and BBC dildos to fuck with them
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/83386100
>arrow so I don't look like that
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How do I super sage?
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If you think about it, the sharty’s user base is literally just a caste system.
<redditspace
At the top are the 30-35% actual whites on this site, most of them not afraid to post their faces and take the roles of mods and admins of the site since they’re the pioneers of the sharty.
At the middle are the browns (asians, latinos, arabs, etc.) who probably make up the majority but often don’t reveal themselves for fear of being ridiculed, though some of them are tolerated as long as they don’t post coal.
At the bottom are blacks and africans, who are relentlessly ridiculed on this site and probably make up only 5% of the userbase, one prime example being Solomon Henderson.
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KILL EVERY FUCKING FOID
https://x.com/i/status/1998942039334072772
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Hymen… BREAK!
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apparently theres a 4chan netflix DOCUMENTARY and it has soyjaks in it geg ANYONE WANNA WATCH IT TOGETHER?
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femcels do not exist. they simply dont, no matter how ugly you are as a woman you can still get fucked by any ugly retard or something
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First person to roll Amerimutt WILL visit their nearest McDonald's or whatever burger restaurant the obsessed faggot has in store.
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im starting to notice a worrying amount of normgroids using the gem/coal rating off the party, we be alarmed?
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would starting a 'ox raid against 'bloxpedos specifically get me 'aped
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>Seeing another sharty user offsite
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>WHAT IS THAT IMAGE HELP
<A pooner, the result of constant cutting and hormone abuse by female to male trannies. In the end this mutilated carcass with a sewed on pocket of rotting flesh is all that remains of the human it once was.
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nophono
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>>Seeing another sharty user offsite
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TRANSIENT GLADIATOR

SOYJAK RPG
still writing all of the lore nobaldi cares about so you can write your disgusting fantasies of disemboweling someone with a zhanmadao in the mountains of Xinjiang
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Is this the most posted 'jak in sharty history?
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>nusois don't even browse the sharty in troon libri
KEEEEEEEEEK
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I could be your Gil girl girl but would you love me if I ruled the world
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Join mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.20.10
Soyworld is run completely independently by soyteens.
You can join with cracked minecraft versions
How to crack minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmg211mpY0c
>What is soyworld
Soyworld is a towny minecraft server that encourages competition, player participation, and fun.
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Either Quote is the first ever non troon to clitty leak over being depicted as the wrong gender or Quote is clitty leaking over not being depicted as the valxd tranx “man” he totally is
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>you forgot the IDs nigger
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One time I almost had sex with my attractive female friend but didn't because I'm retarded. We were literally sitting on her bed in her apartment and her roommates weren't home and I walked out a virgin.
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Literally just mass blog posting cause I'm stressing about my exams tomorrow
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Why are there so many pedoniggers on threads?
>
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I go on the sharty so much I developed muscle memory for opening an incognito window and typing "soyjak.st". I could probably do it in like 2 seconds at this point. or something
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Nusois, are we really like this?
Reply with satania if you are a pedophile
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Why would anyone make this video
>Arrow so I don't look like this
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A CARTOON JUST MENTIONED US
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Might fail my spanish class. Suicide yeah?
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frontfacing neutralcobson
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fuck (You)
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>Fuck white people.
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Why can I only post when I request mobile website I’m an ipadGOD btw
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i got a new shoe or something
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'jak this
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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‘o on ‘og
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>turning the sharty into a twitter screencap oriented board just like 4chin
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flesh simulator is keyed
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Do you think it'd be cool to get fucked by like a bbc bull or whatever? Or something like that? Fuck my exams bro I don't know any spanish I haven't watched the lectures for like months fuck bro fuck.
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When did you start using imageboards? I started using 4cuck in like 2018 I think o algo
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Can someone delete my Soygem Pass application where I just put "test" into every field so I can actually fill out the form again?
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WHY THE FUCK do stupid fucking retarded ESL poopjeet NIGGERS keep posting cropped porn and gore to instagram reels
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Marge what did xhe mean by this?
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>nusois don't know there's a tranny alphabet
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why do we generalize immigrants?? what if something good comes out of what we supossedly hate? afterall every nusoi started somewhere its not like every single user came from kway
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Did you hear about the soot situation
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test
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troons need to stop pushing 'troon out' as a solution for any gender related problem (agp gender dysphoria etc)
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>>>/bbc/
>no /bbc/
WE ARE LAUGBHING AT YOU IN /bbc/ KEK ROFL
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'plier thread
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>gooning to a
>gooning to b
>gooning to d
>gooning to e
>gooning ro f
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Post me images of soyboys so I can trace them and make actually gemmy nuvariants
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Why cant chuds understand Not all trans ppl are gr**mers?
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A lot of our dialect is starting to go mainstream
Gem is big on ccptok now
Xitter likes Trvthnvke as well
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>b-but you're gonna get me off, right?
<getting off? buddy, the only people getting off are your new prison pals when they find out what you had saved in your 'family&friends' folder. dead, black babies? well, you're too black to fall under the aryan brotherhood and the homeboys won't be playing ball anytime soon; no-one likes a fence-sitter. I mean, i can try and talk the DA into putting you into the sex offender's ward, for added security, if i tell em what's embedded in your "soyjacks" but then that's another felony
>B-BUT IT WUZ DA FUGGEN JERDEEE
<jarty…jarty…jarty OH he's also doing a bid for public masturbation so, hey, familiar face when you get there huh?
>NOOOOO
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>why do you have 2022 discord drama saved
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>forced NAS steals /lgbt/ get
>'teens spend an entire thread making bleached edits or a minor
>generally coally 'log
besides the colorjaks, this might be the worst day this month for this site
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Do you believe that nophono and nobaldi are separate or the same entity?
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What’s gonna be the first song we make with the Sharty UTAU?
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>/gem/ started posting colorjaks a day before the spam started
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operation made men

ok i had a pretty funny idea

why dont we go to 4chan and LARP as italian-american mafiosos and start beefing with tranime niggers and gooners?

i feel like /trash/ is a good board, bigger boards have a higher change of fail

https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/79916593
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You know back in kuz era in the early days of neutralplier posting everyone named him soyjak 20 (neutral face) but it seems I'm the last of the original 'plier posters though
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X
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rika furude is 11 btw
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Quasitoss
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WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
WE CARRY THE FLAME
WE FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL
AND WE'LL HONOR HIS NAME
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>DAIRY FAIRY DAIRY FAIRY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING COW ABUSING DAIRY FAIRY CHUDCEL BRING THE VAT OF SOY
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can someone come help wipe /qa/ pls
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Why do faggots care so much about Palestine when there’s a heckin’ white genocide as we speak
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thoughts on whatever happened in Australia?
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>humancucks exist on the same planet as ‘p
JSID
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>working for glt logistics
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>its da fuggen shemmee
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I jsut made a bowl of cereal and I checked the milk expiration date and it said december 17th so I ate it and it was fucking rotten and tasted sour
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Why are amerimutts so disgusting?
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TURKEY TOM MENTIONED US
0:15
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Do you think this nigger knows about the sharty? Has he ever visited? Also what is he up to these days? I heard he worked at jewgle but I also heard he got fired o algo.

Tranitors banned me for 5 minutes for not having a 'jak in the OP so here's one you cucks.
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A lot of my posts on this site are about the various degenerate things I do and nobody believes me and accuses me of posting bait when I'm describing my real life
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NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PUT THE ARROW AT THE END THATS NOT HOW IT HECKING WORKSSSSSSS<
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Stressfully browsing the sharty while high on caffeine instead of studying for the finals I have tomorrow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ODmt6t_1CQ
>anonymous is taking credit for things sharty did
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made you check
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>NOOOO YOU CAN’T USE THIS SITE IF YOU’RE BLACK
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>selfinserting as satoko
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What do you think about this ‘tokdust?
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Site seems kinda dead rn even doe it's AmeriGOD hours on a Sunday
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Why do trannies love claiming people as “allies”?
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la partida de las soyjaks o algo para este effecto
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>hookup culture
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>replacing /soy/ with /shem/
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how did he know? is xe a prophet?
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>the schlog
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Jak this
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Im trying to use preddit, why is indian raisin the first thing that comes up on the catalog?
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Retarded nigger

This nigger is a United states representitive. A Texan one to be specific
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closeted pedos and fetishists among us?

>Are we slowly becoming the jarty (but in red clothes)? Think about it. Have you observed the amount of degeneracy being glorified and ignored? Why do you want to masturbate bulls, have sexual relationships with corpse and imagine random whos (sometimes minors which is concerning) getting the big black cock or rape? Why do you have dozen 'cado porn in your HDDs? What are those gore files you keep saved? Why are you starting to target more and more minors in the last weeks? How come this website slowly becomes more and more creepy in a sense of degeneracy and is starting to reveal so many mentally ill patterns? Why are there anonymous offsiter vigilante groups and unknown cultists showing up on threads to supersage them for "glorified pedo behavior" and why is this site being viewed as a pedosite by unknown general offsiters? Why so much acceptance for fart and fat fetish that burns my eyes? What is happening with this website and why does it feel like 4chans initial chaotic days before its total demise?
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1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.
>Remember the Seven Commandments of Animalism.
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>blubery yum
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>look at first 12 posts
>only one (1) actual soyjak
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guys look at this #epic ai character I made is it sharty culture though
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OH I'M COLORCUCK
YES I'M COLORCUCK
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ITT we take an IQ test
https://test.mensa.no/Home/Test/en-US/
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Don’t go to /qa/
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MC.SOYWORLD.ONLINE. 7-DAY TESTING RUN
Soyworld is open again!
Version: 1.21.10 (You can join on older versions newer than 1.8+)
IP: mc.soyworld.online
Cracked: Yes
>What's soyworld?
Soyworld is a java Towny server with plugins such as ImageFrame and Auctionhouse. Any new plugins can be suggested to the owner. The purpose of opening this server is to test the functions of the plugins and code on the server. The world used will run for 7 days until there it is decided to keep it or not through a community poll.
What's the catch?
The catch is that worldborder is set at 100x100 block radius, and it will increase gradually through sacrifices and quotas. This is to encourage participation in the game and cooperation.
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itt we post covers of albums we love that we wanna see get soy'd
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Reminder there is a woman for (you)

There IS a woman for you
Maybe you havent met her yet
But you will
And she will love you
And she will kiss you everyday
And she will enthusiastically smile at you as you impregnate her womb with your future children
And you will live happily ever after :)
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Itt we search "soyjak party" on xitter
https://nitter.net/search?f=tweets&q=%22Soyjak+party%22
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You're obsessed with me
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At a Christmas party… I prefer the Soyjak Party to actual ones I think
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mele kalikimaka is hawaiis way to say merry christmas to you
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can someone start a new gartic thread i wanna play
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>making shemmy the next boogeymen next to jardee
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>Is your character autistic?
>Does your character lack a father figure?
>Has your character spent most of his life on the internet?
>Is your character addicted to porn?
>Is your character obsessed with nazism?
>Is your character underage?
>Is your character (You)?
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okay but what does an animation made by a 15 year old tranny that got bullied off the internet have to do with the sharty in the slightest?
atleast with zellig theres that hitler joke, so you can have an impossibly thin line to justify why its shardee kultar, but what does fpe have to do with the sherdee
>every fpe nigger btw
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How trve is this
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>replacing /soy/ with /shem/
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We have only one life. I am sure there is meaning beyond whatever snca is going on online. I would really like to make art and become an artist philosopher. However a redditor would probably say the same thing so I will instead spend the rest of my life on this website. This has been my philosophical arguement for the purpose ic the sharty.
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raising a troon from hell for no reason

>Spectare navicular suaves.
>Spectare cordeum suaves.
>Spectare cordeum suaves.
>Spectare navicular suaves.
>Spectare navicular suaves.
>Spectare navicular suaves.
>SPECTARE NAVICULAR SUAVES!!!
>SPECTARE ORDEUM SUAVES!!!
>SPECTARE ORDEUUUM SUAVEEES!!!
>SPECTARE NAVICULAAAR SUAVEEEEEES!!!
>OGG NARRR MANS AAARS!!

<Oh my god.

>Fear not Jaque! Remember your lessons! A summoned troon is yours to command.
<Unless you stand in hells way.
>Yeees. He who summons the troon commands the troon.

>You are Troonella.
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HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR, HOP IN THE CAR
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>raping trannies (only sisa passoids though)
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>r/pixarcars autistARYANs are chuddier than the sharty
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what software does the people who make the cob tier smvs use
i kind of want to make an smv
gif unrelated
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vlodson dust got the get. better than nothing
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COLORAYRANS WON
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>But none of it matters since I'm just sit collectin' cookies.
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I've done it. I've created the first 1 dimensional soyjak.
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>what does the thrembofrog have to do with this?
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would you hatefuck a troon? or something
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>Happy is the sharty in this milk and honeyed land!
>Happy are the subjects who live beneath your hand!
>We rejoice all round us as this beauteous evening falls, safe beneath the sure protection, of the ancient golden balls.
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colorjaks won
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>chudbait
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>NOOOOOOO NOT MUH DED NIGGUH BABBIES
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ITT we post reddit gegeralds
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Holy shit…. Is this real?
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Throwing poop at niggers
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Who is the nigger raping the ban log rn
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https://sesh.fm/@sofa/enigmatic-reflection
GEM THIS SITE UP THIS SITE IS WHERE PEOPLE COLLABORATE ON MAKING MUSIC TOGETHER
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ITT we look up the origins of our names

https://namsor.app/features/name-origin/
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wut es u soi jack
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>using sage as a downvote
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Giggercord woke up
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whats going on in >>>/qa/ GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Why have we been cursed to live on a planet filled with Jews, foids, niggers, jeets, arapes, trannies, faggots, masons, luciferians, mexibraps, and foids?
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nu 'oss i made
>
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>Many such cases
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he's right
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https://dl.malwarewatch.org/software/useful/media/vegas/
it has a password (to launch the .exe file), I think it's "my susbscribers are awesome" but i kind of forgot
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Where to pirate adobe shit

Can't find anything on jewgle
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someone please 'jak ts
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i pledge allegiance to the party of the united splinters of the soysphere and to the boards which they stand under quote indivisible with jakking and oxxing for all
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GET IN HERE BOYShttps://soyjak.st/qa/index.html
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p2OWBRKY2nU
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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grr
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made this, gem or brim?
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If God sees everything, then does He also see 'P?
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I predict that Hasbin Hotel and Helluva Boss will replace FPE
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nu'toss
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>looking up case laws where the criminal got arrested for violating U.S.C. § 2252a
(finding case laws do not involve finding 'P in any way)
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old 'toss
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just ate rotten milk am I cooked?
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does anyone have you have to stay here version
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>spam colorjaks on quay
>quay cucks leak

HUEARLAD
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>wanting to pay for a trillion dollars worth company's program developed by jews
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Bootlicker news

>The sticky was unpinned
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WORLD WAR NOPHONO
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'arkov 'oss
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/QA/ RAID

we are invading /qa/ the nas containment board
<plebbit
post ias gems on /qa/ and bump ias gems. this is it
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>you vill EAT ze bugs!
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I need a fat blonde gf
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gegerald 'toss on plebbit
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website: https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/
<reddit space
<reddit space
>>13825123
You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.
Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–
The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…
<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Does xhe know?
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2

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