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seaphine

funny how you can lose everything and still be expected to show up like nothing’s missing.

#seaphine #quotes #text #literature

hrithil

tiny bit from my crossfangs/scottish butler canon rewrite fic…

"My dad was killed by a werewolf!" The girl with glasses hums, as if they're talking about the weather. Everyone around them turns to face them, their expressions a mix of utter bafflement and amusement.

Scott beckons Abolish closer as he whispers into the butler's ear, "I like her, she's funny."

"Keep her alive if she's funny, then," he retorts, which earns a scoff from the manor lord.

"But I'm hungry, Abolish. As my loyal servant, you should be helping me satiate this hunger."

He already knows where this conversation is going, so he shoots it down quickly, "You will not be drinking from me. Especially not in front of these strangers. Hold your gluttony and hide your fangs lest I stake you."

His lord whines, "So many fancy words, such little fun." The way he acts makes Abolish question if he truly is over a millennium old. "Besides, you would never hurt me!"

Abolish huffs, "You think far too highly of me."

#crimsonblr #vampires smp #vsmp #crimsonshipping #scott smajor #abolishregret #vampires abolish #vampires scott #crossfangs #scottish #fanfic #im coming up with a name for this au soon i promise … See all

pocket-luv101

Kon: I don't get people who justify cheating by saying they were drunk. When I get drunk, I propose to Tim over and over again.

Tim: And I have to say yes every time or else he cries.

#timkon #kon x tim #tim drake #dc red robin #dc superboy #kon el kent #conner kent

silentoatmeal

Tale of a Scarface (1998)

#gif #vhs #vhs aesthetic #90s #90s japan #japan #yakuza

one-time-i-dreamt

From yeehawkins

I went to make a glass of chocolate milk ans I accidentally poured the milk into an empty jug of laundry detergent.

#dream #choccy milk

hartshorn-and-isinglass

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to move the frozen turkey to the trebuchet

#Thanksgiving #oh God oh fuck why did this get popular it was a joke I came up with at 1AM

bumblebeebats

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

#i am attacked by hundreds of crows

homoqueerjewhobbit

The author's barely concealed fetish being slowly edited out in each successive draft as the characters evolve away from it and it meshes less with the complex themes being explored, forcing the author to start a new work barely concealing the fetish.

#Writing #post o' mine #clearing out the drafts