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New 'toss
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first person who rolls colorjak itt becomes captain color, now with IDs
also this is the first thread I've ever made that has IDs
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first person who rolls colorjak itt becomes Captain Color
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Bitches be stealing ur whole personality in front of ur face nd act like they better than u
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BULLY THIS TRANNY WHO JUST DID A VOICE REVEAL NOOOOOWWW
Reveal video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LYM1dmXp9Zs
Livestream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6vDWD4qSKY
side note: I’m 90% sure this is a troon but I didn’t get full confirmation
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Baby colorjak
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RESULTS ARE IN:
COLORJAKS WON, MONOCHROME IS DUST
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>Hop in the shartymobile because the 'cado sex movie will start soon
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Cacaborea Airlines

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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>Dada…
<Yes?
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>STOP SCIENCEPHOBIA
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LETS DO A VNC RAID
>marge what
https://soyjakwiki.org/VNC_raiding
search in https://shodan.io or
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/ for vncs, always check if the vncs actually work before posting in the thread
ALWAYS USE A VPN WHEN RAIDING VNCS, YOUR IP IS VISIBLE WHEN DOING SO
now without IDs to prevent them from giving us anal
R: 45 / I: 8
shartic phone for the jartillionth time

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0131a413d3

>To prevent raids, the maximum number of threads has been limited per hour. Please check back later or post in an existing thread.
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the person that namerolls colorjak will be captain color, now with IDs!
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Post colorjak if you are a pedo
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DITHERALDS WILL BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN MONO AND COLOR AND END THE WAR
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captain color won
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Ban coalson posters
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ITT we crank call a tranny

925-497-5704
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AVANT-GARDE DITHERJAKS STAY ON THE FOREFRONT OF COLOR-MONO DEVELOPMENTS USING SYNTHESIS. INVEST IN DITHERJAKS
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new soyjak
R: 2 / I: 0

/dither/

Ditherjak general. Post ditheralds that will save the sharty.
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nu 'toss
R: 5 / I: 1

Jestermaxxing guide?

Im your typical ex-4channer loser
Never held a girls hand
Never had sex
Only a couple friends in my life etc
I want to change that though
How do I become a jester or “class clown”? Like how do i make people laugh so they like me. Im not a super funny guy bc I dont talk much but I want to change that.
R: 129 / I: 80

GIGA QUEST

Create a gif of giga using the last frame of the previous gif of him and his pet giga fly going on a quest. I've got the last frame for you all to start
R: 32 / I: 17

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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>STAHP POSTING STUFF DATS ACTUALLY FUNNY, UR SUPPAHSD TO POST DA SAME EXACT SOYJACK FROM FIVE YEARS AGO BECAUSE HERE AT SOYPOOP DOT SHITTY LOVE LARPING AS OLDCUCKS EVENTHOUGH WE ARE ALL SOYTROON NEWFAGS
>OH MY SCIENCE FAUCI COBSON GEMMY VAXX IM SO FUGGEN FUNNY
R: 2 / I: 0
>*gluck* *gluck* *gluck* *gag*
R: 17 / I: 6
>hmm I am gonna give rats 2 water sources
>one has cocaine and kills them
>the other is regular water
>they always take cocaine until they die
>…


>I am gonna do this a billion times

>and every time they die it's their fault because of free will o algo
R: 5 / I: 2
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1 im trans btw
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>teehee~ I love being a gassy slut 4 BBC, posting BBC cobson memes everyday is so funny teehee~
<OOGA BOOGA
>Tyrone! Nyooo~ your BBC is too thick and dry—let me atleast moisten it with my mouth-NYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
R: 7 / I: 4

this copypasta will bait any BNWOcord member

>ugh… I HATE BEIN A NIGGA! chud rejectid me again! he even injected me with some syringe! whyz life so cruel?
>wait a minute, i-i feel strange, w-w-what did chud inject me wif again… my head hurts… and i-i look l-l-lighter, w-whats happenin?
>hold on, c-c-could it be? IS THIS REAL? i-i-im becoming white! -th-this is a miracle! my dreams are becoming t-TRUE! im finally becoming white! now i know why chud injected me with that!
>YES! its finished! im not a stupid nigger anymore! i cant wait to get out of this shitskin slum and tell chud what happened! maybe he wont reject me this time!
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how do i add my jewdows install to grub
i have important shit on thei
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SA bvll soyteen reporting
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COLORBOREA THREAD BUMP THIS CIG GEM!!!!!!!!!
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ay yay yay I am a little butterfly
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how do i add my jewdows install to grub
i have important shit on thei
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i got perma banned because i said something mean about the jannies and now the ban is gone whats up
R: 40 / I: 10
>kang of plapping coming through, 'scuse me
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>>STAHP POSTING STUFF DATS ACTUALLY FUNNY, UR SUPPAHSD TO POST DA SAME EXACT SOYJACK FROM FIVE YEARS AGO BECAUSE HERE AT SOYPOOP DOT SHITTY LOVE LARPING AS OLDCUCKS EVENTHOUGH WE ARE ALL SOYTROON NEWFAGS
>>OH MY SCIENCE FAUCI COBSON GEMMY VAXX IM SO FUGGEN FUNNY
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Marge , why are colorjaks being spammed on the 'log
R: 2 / I: 1
how do i add my jewdows install to grub
i have important shit on their
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Hey there Chuddy, dont be blue. Multiple colors look better on (You)
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>niggers.. le BAD! evendoe they're colored
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color win
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>the owner of the site is hot pink
Yep, im thinkin issa colorfulwin!
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grandma
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WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEET
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color win award
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color win o algo
R: 2 / I: 1
>old films
>old pictures
>zebras
>pandas
>orcas
>skunks
>chess
>pianos
>checkers
>newspapers
>dices
>dominoes
>HYDROX
>penguins
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color win
R: 1 / I: 0
color win
R: 1 / I: 1
>and zebras
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>allah ALLAH LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALALALA KIKEMASS IS HARAM BROTHERRRRR YOU CANT JUST EAT A HONEY-GLAZED HAM FOR KIKE-ON-A-STICKMAS DINNER
<oh, sweet, new socks and a soypranos box-set. I hope mother will enjoy the box of chocolates
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS NOT faaaaAAAAIIIIIRRRRR I WANTED NEW SOCKS!!!! ALLAH CURSE HIM CURSE HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW PUT HOLES IN HIS SOCKS
who said they wanted their hole full of cocks?
>HEEEAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPPPP
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>NOOOO DONT TAKE FUCKING DRUGS YOU FUCKING BIRD FUCK
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colorGODs and monoGODs, what’s the consensus on ditherjaks?
R: 5 / I: 5
color win
R: 1 / I: 1
color win
R: 2 / I: 0
How do you ensure your future daughter doesnt end up like this
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TRANNY FAILS THREAD

post screenshots or videos of trannies seething
>arrow
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Colorjak

ITT we LOVE colorjaks

Mono poster cannot post on this thraed
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color win
R: 1 / I: 1
color win
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Sharty post colors over the years… Notice a pattern?
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and skittles
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>
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we are so back color bros
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>posting unwholesome moneralds to btfo the colorniggers
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>its looking a little colorful
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NO MORE COLORS…, how could you tell?
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Care Bears will destroy the site.

In late 2026, a Care Bears poster doxxed someone on the IRC that was posting frogs. (Hint: His name starts with a G) This led to another Care Bears poster showing up to his house and murdering him in real life. The site shut down for a couple of weeks. It came back, but nothing was the same. Eventually, the site shut down for good on August 24, 2029. I come to December 6, 2025 because that is the day the Care Bears posting came to a start.

You have no idea of the scale of what's coming. or something
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FREE CRAYONS HERE!
TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WOULD LIKE!
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huerald
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MOAR COLOR NAOW!!!
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When you feel yourself drowning, swim.
If the water envelopes you, just drink it.
No matter how bad it gets, remember how far you've come.
Soyteens, namefags, nulees, satania posters troonslop fans, settle your difference and come together and remember how much you've grown from where you came from
>Arrow because I don't look like the second picture but I think you do
R: 3 / I: 2
>Posting wholesome hueralds to btfo the grayskin monocoalercorders
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KILL EVERY FUCKING FOID
https://x.com/i/status/1998942039334072772
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>you WILL drink the raw milk
>you WILL eat the raw steak
>you WILL own things
R: 5 / I: 3
DESATURATEDGODS WON
131
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EPSTEIN FUCK NIGGERS
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>ok team hear me out, what if we added to our game a mission where you have restore power
<heh, maybe we could also add a broken elevator while progressing
^what about a fetch quest
R: 3 / I: 2
let there be color
R: 96 / I: 37

Operation: Soychance III

HELLO AGAIN FUCKERS, TIME FOR A NU SOYCHANCE OPERATION
<plebbit
Now, you may be wondering what I'm talking about, I recommend reading the 'ki page for more context
https://soyjakwiki.org/Perchance#December_6th_Raid
<plebbit
But for a basic summary, there's this site called Perchance that's basically a collection of generators and AI raisin, the reason I bring this up is because of the chatrooms, these chatrooms have actual people in them, a wide variety of pooners, femboys, and other degenerates that are easy to milk gegs from, and the best part? As you can tell in the 4th picrel, they are COMPLETELY unaware of the 'arty, making them ripe for raiding
<plebbit
MAIN TARGETS
The chatroom in the AI RPG thing (just scroll down to find it)
https://perchance.org/ai-rpg
<plebbit
The chatroom in the AI Character chat (to find it, just click on comments)
https://perchance.org/ai-character-chat
<plebbit
ALSO
There was some whiteboard thing on the site, but I can't remember where and what the link was, if (You) can find it, that would be extremely helpful, thank you, other than that, I think we're set to GET THIS PARTY STARTED. o algo
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COLOR GIGAS VVQN!!!!
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are giggers monocoalers?
R: 0 / I: 0
>blacked.party
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131
ANTI COLOR ACTION
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Soyoompaloompas which one of you was this?
R: 21 / I: 3
R: 10 / I: 8
i declare war against this ciggers.
R: 11 / I: 2
marge anybody know why jannies, as they are is like the only 4cuck thing to stick around
>Ummm but jaks are from us heckin tranime weebsite 4cuckas
Yeah, but kek was changed to GEG, lolcow to GEGBVLL, virulently aggressive to tranime in opposition to 4cuck and all imageboards following the leader making all their sites/boards animu mascots, etc, etc.

Does anybody know why the janny meme stuck around as it did exactly the same on the sharty without the same arbitrary "making our own version" like kek to geg and other similar phenomena did?
R: 2 / I: 0
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Fuck Chuddy gon do?
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>hey dude hey dude look
>Look at this FURRY dude
>DUDE this WOLF is my WIFE DUDE
>DUDE HAHA IT'S FURRY PORN DUDE
>DUDE WOLF ON THE LOG ON THE RU WOLF WIFE ON LOG ON WOLF RU ON WIFE RU LOG WIFE WOLF WIFE WIFE DUDE MY FUCKING WHOLESOME FURRY SHIT FETISH FUCK FART PORN ANAL RACEPLAY SPECIESPLAY FUCK PLAY ON THE LOG MY WOLF WIFE'S VIBRATOR DUDE MY FUCKING WIFE ON THE LOG MY FUCKING WOLF WIFE
>DUDE MY WIFE'S SON MY WOLF WIFE'S PITBULL SON MY WIFE'S PARTNER IS A PITBULL DUDE HE'S SO CHILL DUDE HE EVEN LETS ME GOON TO FURRY PORN ON THE FAMILY LAPTOP DUDE MY WIFE'S PITBULL PARTNER DUDE MY FUCKING RACEPLAY SPECIESPLAY FETISH FART FUCK CUCKOLD PORN FANTASY DUDE MY WOLF WIFE DUDE
R: 1 / I: 0
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>yeah I wear black shirts with skulls, so what? It gives me that emo gothic aura that I need
R: 1 / I: 1
>hey giga, can you spell me?
<wha?
>spell me
<what do you mean
>me, spell it
<uhh M E
>you forgot the D
<heh my bad, if you say so
>AHHH
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>killing yourself and 5 other people because you didn't want to chip the paint on your new car by driving through a railroad crossing
R: 1 / I: 1
nklknsfne
R: 1 / I: 1
NO MORE BROTHER WARS COLORCACAS AND MONOCHUDS ARE MADE TO COMPLIMENT EACHOTHER
R: 0 / I: 0
Colorjak spam ended. Perfect opportunity to fill the catty with brapping frogs.
R: 1 / I: 1
>Brapping once
>Brapping twice
>BLARTED to the man in pink
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R: 3 / I: 2
WE NEED COLORFAG DEATH NOW
JOIN THE MONO SQUAD
R: 5 / I: 3
MONOCOALERS, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU!
R: 34 / I: 13

video game discussion thread


which type do you niggers play
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LETS DO A VNC RAID
>marge what
https://soyjakwiki.org/VNC_raiding
search in https://shodan.io or
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/ for vncs, always check if the vncs actually work before posting in the thread
ALWAYS USE A VPN WHEN RAIDING VNCS, YOUR IP IS VISIBLE WHEN DOING SO
now without IDs to prevent them from giving us anal
R: 3 / I: 3
131
ANTI COLOR ACTION=
TCD NOW
R: 0 / I: 0
jedjfndw
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 2
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COLORFAGS LOST
MONOGODS WON
R: 1 / I: 0
vlodMONO lost…
R: 1 / I: 0
HUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Operation: THE COLORFUL


FLOOD THE NAS CATTY WITH GEMMY IAS COLORJAKS NOW
R: 1 / I: 0
I have a hemmerhoid
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 5

OGD baiting thread

>that one guy from subway commercials who lost 111 kg by eating a diet of subway sandwiches
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GP

What are your guilty pleasures? Like things you hate but enjoy at the same time.
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>Let that sink in.
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4CHAN LGBT 42000000 GET IS ALMOST HERE, DON'T GET DISTRACTED AND MISS IT LIKE RETARDS
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=lgbt&get=42000000&chan=4chan&count=60&detectsage=true
WITH IDS THIS TIME
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>incessantly shill your "culture" everywhere, on every normie social media platform, every imageboard and even in real life
>the lingo, 'jaks and in-jokes that you have been shoving down the throats of normies for years through various tiktok, twitter and youtube pages eventually catches on with them and they start using soyspeak and soyjaks too
>clitty start leaking like a faucet, begin screeching at da fuggen normies for appropriating da culture, attempting to doxx and harass them despite being the people who exposed them to sharty culture in the first place
>simultaneously dedicate your time & effort on influencing mainstream memes and also getting angry at people for joining in on the memes you've made mainstream
>your entire website is now made up of people who came from tiktok and only started using the site a few months ago complaining about people who also came from tiktok but started using the site a few weeks ago
seriously, can one of you nusoifiddlesticks explain why you do this?
gigaquote any of this text if you rape kids and goon to daisy's destruction btw
R: 1 / I: 1
>colors are lam- ACK!
<colors are awesome!
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are colorjaks finally back?
R: 4 / I: 0
THIS CATALOG IS MINE. I AM COLORFUL HERE
R: 3 / I: 3
I've scrolled the log on acid and its hard for me to look at jaks the same, giga taught me lots of things and I gained hecking empathy
R: 17 / I: 7
NEW LINGO JUST DROPPED
GOOD = HUE
BAD = MONO
R: 9 / I: 6
colors are lame
R: 0 / I: 0
ANTI COLOR ACTION
R: 8 / I: 1
nigga im colorful
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>2025 'log
<2021 'log
close enough.
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Color?, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 2
post frogs please i need some
R: 49 / I: 10
>the great meme reset is totally gonna happen this time! ignore all the other times we tried to go back and goon to older shitty memes THIS TIME IT'S GONNA WORK
R: 7 / I: 2
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R: 1 / I: 0
LETS DO A VNC RAID
>marge what
https://soyjakwiki.org/VNC_raiding
search in https://shodan.io or
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/ for vncs, always check if the vncs actually work before posting in the thread
ALWAYS USE A VPN WHEN RAIDING VNCS, YOUR IP IS VISIBLE WHEN DOING SO
now without IDs to prevent them from giving us anal
R: 4 / I: 0
test
R: 26 / I: 5
>MUH NUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS
<MUH NEWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
same but different
same same
but differeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent
R: 6 / I: 1
>To prevent raids, the maximum number of threads has been limited per hour. Please check back later or post in an existing thread.
R: 9 / I: 6
color vvin
R: 15 / I: 4
nu 'toss
R: 10 / I: 1
LETS DO A VNC RAID
>marge what
https://soyjakwiki.org/VNC_raiding
search in https://shodan.io or
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/ for vncs, always check if the vncs actually work before posting in the thread
ALWAYS USE A VPN WHEN RAIDING VNCS, YOUR IP IS VISIBLE WHEN DOING SO
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>*Insert right wing belief here* in the big 25? Middle schoolers are gonna love this.

<I'm 25


>Well … you're 25 and still believe this? You must be a basement dwelling loser!
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Colorjaks vvon
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>oh my allah soyjak
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hues on the 'og
R: 8 / I: 3
HOPIN THECAR
HOPIN THECAR
HOPIN THECAR
HOPIN THECAR
R: 2 / I: 1
>using sages like downvotes
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do i poop
R: 11 / I: 5
color win
R: 0 / I: 0
>firefox
R: 2 / I: 1

Team iraq vs team Norway or something
R: 0 / I: 0
test
R: 5 / I: 2

'Jakologist On Categorizing Soyjaks

Here's a way you can classify soyjak variants: general, situational, editable, and surreal.
<Reddit space
General
General soyjaks are basic soyjaks that have no extra features. They usually are just a soyboy on their own, or occasionally a group. Soyjaks that hold soylent or other soy things are still general soyjaks because the item is an extension of the archetype. This applies to all the classic variants (besides Two Pointing Soyjaks) and a good percentage of all the nuvariants made.
<Reddit space
Situational
Situational soyjaks are soyjaks that are doing or holding something specific, but not soy related. For example, Fisheyejak and 5'6jak. These are the least common, but they more often occur in nuvariants. They are often considered iron or coal. The lack of these may be attributed to the fact that many people decide make editable soyjaks instead to making something more purposeful.
<Reddit space
Editable
Then there's editable soyjaks. These soyjaks are mainly depicted doing something or holding something, especially signs or screens. They sometimes point at or hold up the things they are with. They have significant blank parts to allow for easy edits, making them more of a template than something you can immediately quote with. This applies to Blartjak, Abortion Lover, Two Pointing, Platejak, and even subvariants like Phone 'Plier. These soyjaks are usually iron on their own, but can excel to gem status when edited.
<Reddit space
Surreal
Finally, there's surreal soyjaks. Surreal soyjaks are less serious than other types of variants. They aren't trying to mock soyboys, but instead mock the concept of a soyjak itself. They are often traced from animals, cartoons, or inanimate objects. Some notable examples of these would be Catjak, Vlodson, and Mentaljak. Many nuvariants now fall under this category, possibly due to the soyjak meme progressing through the layers of irony over time.
<Reddit space
Below are examples of each type, from left to right.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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DO NOT USE GRUB
its fuggen malware like genuienly
it trys to delete os's from your system
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YOU VVILL SAY "COLOR WIN" WHEN YOU SEE A COLORJAK BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OK?
R: 5 / I: 1
>people of color
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color win
R: 8 / I: 0
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The 'log is kind of, hmm, gemmy today. Did something happen in particular?
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>
R: 1 / I: 1
o algo
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Where is everyone award
R: 2 / I: 2
>go get a fucking job som your 25 years old in your mom's house

<IT'S DA IMMIGRANTS THAT ARE BEING IMPORTED FROM DA JOOOOOOZ
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Hey guys

Is true that every thread in /qa/ gets derailed in seconds?
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is omarchy good
i heard it makes trannys dialate
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what can i do to fix this jak?
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Just to remind you that the population of neutrapliers has fallen by 80% in the last two months.

There is a silent genocide taking place holy doctos.
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>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
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WINT!!!
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One time I got sent to the mental hospital and there was tranny and I told xim that I jerk off to trannys hanging them elves and then skull fuck their eye sockets wonder where that guy is now probably still in the looney bin
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The new faiths

Somewhere in the future

>There is no other god but the prolitareat and Marx is the messanger of the prolitareat.
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its real

, how could you tell?
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Nophono is listening theory
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>Nooooo you can’t just poop on your own balls!
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>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
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If we are going to make nuvariants, we need to make them out of soyboys. That's the purpose of soyjakking.
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stop posting colorjaks you're gonna make me have a seizure
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why not give vlodson to the immigrants? let them ruin vlodson like syndromejak
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Nobaldi website
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'log is looking mighty colorful tonight
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>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
>I LIKE COLORS LOTSA COLORS!
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C=+OLORFUL 'LO+=G
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color win
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im trans btw
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COLOR WIN
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Operation bleached bowl 2? im trans btw
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colorfvl 'log
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HOPIN THECAR, HOPIN THECAR, HOPIN THECAR, HOPIN THECAR
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oh im a colorjak, yes im a colorjak
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>WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life
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color win
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do you feel colorful
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nufrogsluttas what is this ?
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color win
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RAGEBAN COLORJAKS
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>Welcome home, Gigachad. Why don't you sit down?
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the 'log is being spammed flooded with colorjaks i might as well surf to page 40
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color win
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>posting on the bald men with glasses site
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>self inserting as giggle chad
<self inserting as a slopjak
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUTE REOPEN /SOY2/ GET ME OUUUUUUUUUUT
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Care Bears will destroy the site.

In late 2026, a Care Bears poster doxxed someone on the IRC that was posting frogs. (Hint: His name starts with a G) This led to another Care Bears poster showing up to his house and murdering him in real life. The site shut down for a couple of weeks. It came back, but nothing was the same. Eventually, the site shut down for good on August 24, 2029. I come to December 6, 2025 because that is the day the Care Bears posting came to a start.

You have no idea of the scale of what's coming. or something
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color win
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>vlodson drama
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fuck niggers
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hop in the car
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WOW, THIS LOG IS SO COLORFUL!
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>oh no! It's vlodson on the 'og your day is ruined!
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>The subversions of Christianity
>Judaism for the Gentiles
>The jew book was being utilized to not only Ideologically subvert, but to train a normally freeman, into a slave caste.
>Christianity is Ideological Subversion. It was the Marxism that helped infiltrate and destroy Rome— just as you are seeing them do to the U.S. and Europa today
>Christianity teaches you to throw away your tribe, your kinfolk, your own blood, and adopt every other Nation as your own— as long as they too… become a servant of their jewish god.
>This Universalist Ideology, created by a Rabbi, in the desert with eyes set on the biggest trade hub, to oppose the status quo—which was racial hierarchy.
>Why? Because the Europeans (“Whites”) were the builders, the creators, and the knowledge keepers. They are the children of Sol— light beings. The stewards of this Earth.
>Fill those pews for the jews, Christians
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>playing jolly tunes
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color win
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month old 'toss
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The best source of quality nusois is jewtoob, specifically chuds who watch spva
>
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>when the gentile doesnt want to be my slave
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Did anyone archive the billboard raiding thread yesterday?
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jager should hack the site again
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>dubstep is dead
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wait boot wasn't real?
>
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>Getting your automatic media approval revoked
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though
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==+=BREAKING NEWS! GIGAFLY CAN BE REAL AND EXIST!=+==

GIGAPQSTERS VVQN
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>reddit is right wing
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>badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers
>MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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Someone should do this in real life
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>the entire Vlodson situation right now
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Chud it up in the comments
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vlodson dust got the get. better than nothing
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Rape your local leftist and bury a brick into their skull
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How is it that nusois are extremely promiscuous and yet are low in testosterone? KEK!
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Poopson award
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TTD
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>deltarune
If i ever hear anyone talking about liking it i just assume they're a discord tranny pedophile. That "game" is so troony i can't even give it the benefit of doubt like there is with other popular indie games.
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Poopson
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HEY FAGS

4CHAN LGBT 42000000 GET IS ALMOST HERE, DON'T GET DISTRACTED AND MISS IT LIKE RETARDS
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Poopson
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This song added to the background and the scenes made me cry
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>my wife pinkie
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'toss
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Gigacouncil I summon thee
Is my giga a gem or coal
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why do janoids hate this image so much?
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DEAD SNCA VARIANTS THREAD

I'LL START
>PICRELATED
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Should brancakes come back?
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o algo
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>As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
>I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
>'Cause I've been quotin' and spammin' so long that
>Even Ernest thinks that my mind is gone

>But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it

>Me be treated like a baiter, you know that's unheard of
>You better watch how you're talkin' and where you're postin'
>Or you and your samefags might be lined in chalk

>I really hate to sage, but I gotta loc

>As they seethe, I see myself in the reppeys, fool
>I'm the kinda G the little soys wanna be like
>On my knees in the night, gigaquotin' in the streetlight

>They've been spendin' most their lives livin' in a gigger's paradise

>They've been spendin' most their lives livin' in a gigger's paradise
>We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in a gigger's paradise
>We keep spendin' most our lives livin' in a gigger's paradise
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euromutt irl

im on a facecall with 2 brits we're playing gmod one of them looks like euromutt in real life GEGGG though
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Hello niggaz
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I wish the board advent calendar was done this year
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Project Zomboid B42 Multiplayer Server

PROJECT SOYBOID
You niggers let the last thread die despite being the ones who voted on setting up the server, so this is a repost.

>Project Zomboid is an open-world, isometric video game developed by British and Canadian independent developer The Indie Stone. The game is set in the post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested exclusion zone of the fictional Knox Country (formerly Knox County), Kentucky, in the United States, where the player is challenged to survive for as long as possible before inevitably dying.


Server Details:
IP: soyboid.ddns.net
password: soyjak

Settings:
Survivor
Saliva only transmission
Multi-hit enabled
Vanilla+

24/7~ Uptime

Suggestions are welcome
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Soysisters, what do you think about my OC?
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o algo
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Does anyone have that other The Vlodson Show intro video? I lost it.
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Everything i dont like is pedo epi
everything i dont like is pedo epi
everything i dont like is pedo epi
everything that isnt literally hitler is pedo epi
everything that isnt literally hitler is pedo epi
youre a pedo epi if you disagree
youre and epi pedo if you disagree
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website: https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/
<reddit space
<reddit space
>>13825123
You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.
Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–
The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…
<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Does xhe know?
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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the Snarky poopy
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

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