Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
Failed Halifax Mass Shooter & Asian Nazi Fetishist. Sentenced to life in jail.
A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom
THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima
Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
The Self-Titled "Genius of the Carpathians". Went to North Korea Once and Decided to Copy it Verbatim. Forced Scientists to Credit his Wife in Their Research Papers. Made Hunting Practically Illegal Just so he Could Kill a Bigger Bear Than Tito.
The Lich Queen; Might Have Fallen Victim to Turn Undead
“Father of the sexual revolution,” Mad Scientist Horrorcow, Sadomasochist and Proto-Gooner, Defender of Pedophilia and Bestiality, Loved Sticking Things In His Dickhole. Funded by the Rockefellers
"God's only friend"
They played Smash at his livestreamed funeral.
Creator of TempleOS (formerly LoseThos/sparrowOS)
🪦 Deceased
Stone-Man-Warrior / Kelly Karl Sleight / America05906759 / socioterrific / StoneMa75807331
Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg
⛓️ Incarcerated
Donny Long / Donald Carlos Seoane / Donny Seo / God Long / generossisback / @XXXCAMJOBS
Failed HIV+ Pornstar, Extortionist, Harasser, Narcissist, and Sociopath; Currently in Jail for Trafficking and fucking animals
🪦 Deceased
Erica Raelene Gifford / Richard T. Gifford / Sissy Baby Pansy / Pansy Gronski / Pansy Faggotte & Alfred John Schaerffer / "Master Al John"
Geriatric intersectional fetishist pretending to be a three year old girl and his sadistic master
Furry zoosadism Telegram ringleader, necrophile, puppy rapist, nephew molester (NOW IN JAIL, PLED GUILTY!)
YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE
Failed bodybuilder & Pornstar, DELUSIONAL, politisperg/hitler admirer, tranny hunter, hospitalized due to PED abuse, questioning the age of consent, dramawhore, prankser youtuber, SNOT ROCKETS
The Creator of Fez Who Destroyed His Own Career With Douchebaggery
Chinese Bulimic in Tech and the manlet American husband who runs her social media
- Locked
Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer
⛓️ Incarcerated
Russian Deadpool / Nereverine / Pvt 2nd Class Aleksandr Kolpakov (1/3rd of the Skeptic Feminist)
Liar, Murderer, Polyamorous Feminist, Failed Self-Defense Trainer & Youtube Pundit; STOLEN VALOR?
💤 Inactive
Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen
Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée
Hispanic groyper incel who wishes he was white and e-girl/tranny simp, ARRESTED FOR CREDIBLE SHOOTING THREAT AND FOUND WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
(Thread 3: JUDGEMENT DAY)
Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony
💤 Inactive
PreciousLeaf / LeafPrecious / John Engel / MariotehPlumber and Caroline Galipeau / DoubleMenu / Fleshleaf / RedsLeaf
Trolls Pretending to be an Autistic Schizo Manchild obsessed with a Pokemon Character and His Tard Wrangling Wife; Weens and Coddlers Are Flooring
Trevor from GTA But cooler (?)
Columbine fanboy who shot up a supermarket for his Ghost Waifu & A Tiny Cult Left in his Wake
Toothless screaming crackhead on Tiktok
🪦 Deceased
Valerie Lynne Glenn / Enchanted Rose’s / Dark Roses / DarkRoses85 / Enchanced_Roses_38 / VallovesHunterH / vglennfp1
Disordered Eating Single Mom with no concept of Internet safety, friend to all celebs. [Warning for Headphone Users]
Washed up child star clinging to relevancy, Onlyfans Whore, Pathological Liar, Reformed Drug Addict, Cannabis Farmer, Dog Abuser & Center of Carterverse
Youtuber Argentino, protagonista del Omniverso3p el primer lolcowverso de la America Hispana, Fan numero 1 de Goku y Messi / Argentinian Youtuber, Main protagonist of the Omniverso3p the first lolcowverse of Hispanic America, Goku and Messi fan number 1
♂BOSS♂OF♂THIS♂THREAD♂
Sucesor de los Majes del Kenverso, zurdo pseudofemboy, mitomano compulsivo, defensor de pedofilos y groomers, miembro de la Liga Progre, sabia de Sebdan y lideraba doxeos y acosos, dice que Daisy Destruction no es CP
The Reason Why We Can No Longer Have Nice Things
Grifter / Cyraxx's A-log / Benzos and Booze Enjoyer / TylerBSR's Husband
🪦 Deceased
Ralph Stuart Baker III / Rani Bakr / Ranilda Baeddel / Ranilda Burdizzo / SatanicPanic!AtTheDisco
The Glue that Holds the Rat King Together, "Fake Goth" Conspiratard, The One Rat King We Actually Liked
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Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame
Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges." Yuki is dead and Emery has locked her accounts.
Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist
A-logs de un lolcow inactivo & grupos ex colaboradores
moonfaced malingering autistic "activist"/SJW
Leader of the National Alliance. Head of the Cosmo-theist church. Murdoch Murdoch mascot. Doctor No.
HELLOOOOOO BOYS!
Creador de contenido / obsesionado con el suicidio / busca pleitos de internet / incitó al menos a 2 usuarias a quitartse la vida / trannie veneco
De una antigua organización narcoterrorista, a un grupo de dramacows, estafadores, hipocritas, A-loggers entre si y sobrexplotadores de la imagen de un narco muerto
"Non-binary" furry programmer who wrote a Super Nintendo emulator, tried to blackmail Null into removing his thread, and is probably actually dead lol
💤 Inactive
Herbert Kenneth Huachaca / Timothy II / Dansburst Studios / Dansburst Studios Official / dansman1729 / Mysterious Mare-do-well / BidenTubs
Autistic Brony. "Upright Stallion". TRUE Defender of The "Marginalized". Zoophile and Pedophile Defender. Tranny Chaser. Pseudointellectual Sperg. Thinks He's a Pony. Proud NEET and Clopper. Runs a Grooming Discord. Debated Hunter Avallone.
Pig Thrasher, Twinkie Sexorcist, Bane of Baby Rapers. Last channel: filthy churches
Anorexia as a Midlife Crisis
Trihard streamer that's a ripoff of GhostPolitics and Nick Fuentes, Mexican and also a Gay Pedophile, Former Oddkast Mod, "WHAT THE FECK, FECK YOU!"
⛓️ Incarcerated
Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer
Sektur Swatter, domestic terrorist, depraved psychotic hapa swatter who gets off to attempted murder, had OpSec worse than your grandpa's, DOXED by Discord LMAO.
Z list stuntman/actor and conspiracy theorist
Rapper, pedo, alleged defendant, women beater, misogynist, probably racist, Not Darrell Brooks, light skinned terrorist
Rome's Worst Emperor Was A Mentally Ill Pagan Sex Pest AGP Dune Coon Troon Backed By BlackRock. Some Things Never Change.
President and self-proclaimed emperor of the Central African Republic from 1966 to 1979. French simp and Napoleon stan. Bankrupted a whole country with his coronation. Proclaimed the 13th apostle by the Pope. Possible cannibal.
What happens when you combine an obsession with TV game shows with an obsession with professional wrestling, and add Transsexualism at the top but don't put in the actual work.
El Primer Lolcow de Hispano America y el Primer Lolcow de Venezuela / The First Hispanic American Lolcow and the first venezuelan Lolcow
Loquendero mexicano, El hombre más sincero, Fanboy de Super Varo Vlog, nintendero, experto en Sony Vegas, amante de los Yoshis embarazados.
💤 Inactive
Javiera Alegria Solar / DestinytoMoon / Orquidia-art / Ale-draws and Jessica Ortiz / JouleJay / Succulentbud
Diversity and disability fetishist, confirmed cis, equally phony ex-"boyfriend" loves picking fights with better artists
America's First Lolcow who constantly failed up and felted his alogs. The original teflon tard.
Mentally ill /vt/fag. Joined the site to simp for a VTuber, now derails threads and LARPs as a supervillain a-log. Claimed to masturbate to dog paws, defends himself with Poe's Law and wants to take down the forum.
Konfident, złodziej, zboczeniec, mitoman, pasożyt prosto z Białegostoku.
Dictador de Guinea Ecuatorial, Autoproclamado "Marxista Hitleriano" y "el brujo mas poderoso de Africa". Discapacitado mental. Esquizofrenico que vió como su esposa lo cuckeaba con un español y este observo el acto en silencio.
The man who believed he was married to Amy rose / And arrested for raping 4 underage girls.
The Ottoman Empire's Worst Sultan. Incompetent and Insane. Grew Up in a Cage. Too Retarded to Run the Empire. Mamma's Boy. Mentally Ill. Fat Fetishist. Aroused by a Cow's Ass. Sex Addict. Almost Killed His Son. Furry?
Self-Admitted BPD AGP with POCD & Victim of TERF Criminal Enterprise
Former Ralph Retort Contributor, GGRevolt Autist, Sentenced 17 years for murdering his Dad
Raúl Alejandro Escajadillo Peña / Aleks Syntek / SyntekOficial / AleksSyntekVEVO / El Minion Pendejo
Artista / Intento de Pedofilo / Cantante / Actor de Doblaje / Ardido
Canal estancado de videojuegos dirigido por un grupo de Neonazis, refugio actual de Sparkman64, tumor andante en la comunidad de gaming, spin off del Doomverse, básicamente la "Ariopandilla de Videojuegos"
Creepy pedo "incel" LOLbertarian Putin and Breivik lovechild.
Pro-Zoophilia Activist, beyond-depraved criminal, owner of cryptostorm VPN, snitch, obtuse egomaniac, dead from cancer; He will not be missed.
Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death
Overrated artist, attention whore, BPD drama queen, confirmed abuser
💤 Inactive
Lukas Lamuel Donoso Moscheni/ misschile / choroy / KING SALSA / "Victor Cardenas" / El Rana /Stalker/
Administrador de nido.org, fracasado, pedófilo, obsesivo, una mierda de persona, muerto. Además de un Pie de pagína sobre el absoluto estado de los IBs chilenos.
In which a morbidly obese scam artist crowd funded a year+ vacation. Eric is dead.
2809 UNION ST MADISON WI 53704-4513 USA (Pedophile, Tax Evader）
Horrorcow that mutilated herself
🪦 Deceased
Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling
Phil's Former Roommate, Alcoholic Mooch, #AnalRips
cruel love shy weirdo and all around awful person WHO IS DEAD.
⛓️ Incarcerated
Christopher Lee King / PingPongCall / Blergatron9000 / CyndersScar - IN JAIL 1-7 YEARS
Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict
Wants Keemstar and VenusAngelic to notice him, Epic Troll, Desperate for Views, Lamest Criminal Ever
🪦 Deceased
Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X
middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower
Fat Trend-Chasing Cuck, No effort content
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Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!”
N/A
UFO cult leader and snappy dresser. Waiting for the Space Brothers. With guest appearances by Ernest Norman and The Unarius Academy of Science.
Homocidal, unrepentent pedophile who groomed a 10 year old girl, currently indicted by grand jury
Everything (((wrong))) with Hollywood
Minecraft YouTuber, Attention Whore, Tantrum-throwing Pedophile
Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
Hull troon who won the lottery, a chance to go to Mars, and then promptly 41%'d itself.
- Locked
Fat Gross Old Man, Deeply in Debt, Online "Wife" of Toren, Enjoyed Putting Things in his Butt
The Background Extra Who Thinks He Has 8 Million Fans
"Real-Life Anime Barbie Doll", Scene Queen™, plastic surgery addict.
- Locked
Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
- Locked
Child Grooming Pedophile, Inflation Fag, future cat fucker.
- Locked
sjw webcomic about beating up people who hold doors for women. VROOM VROOM!
- Locked
Self-Immolated to Protest The US Mental Health System. Currently Being Exploited by her "Allies".
200+ lb 'anorexic' malingering instagrammer who had every severe illness known to man; Heroin Addict
- Locked
Survivor of Feminism
Cuck, Edgelord, Wikisperg
💤 Inactive
Chris Morgan / The Bagel Boss / @ChrisMorganThe1 / "Saint Bagelcel" / The Angry Bagel Guy
Autistic Joe Pesci, incel with chip on his shoulders, stroke survivor
The Chris Chan of the Toy Collecting Community
- Locked
Dead nigga
- Locked
Another 'cephaly Baby Exploited by his Parents for $$$; Now Dead
- Locked
Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)
- Locked
Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son
Making Sex Youtube Channel, Needs Girls, New World Order is afraid of him, Buff
- Locked
"He was such a talented young comedian" - Felix "Pewdiepie" Kjellberg
- Locked
Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.
- Locked
🪦 Deceased
Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow
Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death
Tranny who was the bassist of a queer band, made SJW memes, committed suicide
Wannabe YouTube star, blamed problems on his ex-landlord, ate himself to death
🪦 Deceased
Nasim Najafi Aghdam / Nasim Wonder1 / Nasime Sabz / nasimesabz1 / Yesil Nasim / Vegan Nasim
paranoid nonsensical vegan, creator of shit videos, shot up YouTube's headquarters.
Fake News Peddler, Chronic Liar, Arrested for Anti-Semitic Bomb Threats in Revenge Against His Ex-GF
Elite hacker, nemesis of Dr. Nuccitelli, arrested for impersonating a doctor and for sex in public
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Dogfucking, Pill-Popping, Necrophile Furry
N/A
An emotional, suicidal fat trainwreck of a human being accused of sexual assault
Baton Rouge Cop Killer, PUA, Black Seperatist, and Conspiracy Nut
- Locked
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