💪 Tough Guys Jess Zhang / Ziyue Zhang / theweb3jess / Blockus / blockusgg / jezzthez / jessziyuezhang - Delusional fat autistic woman dreams of Chad, threatens to sue everyone who slights her

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Brian Atlas, host of the Whatever Podcast, says Jess threatened to sue him for asking a very fair question.
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Jess (Ziyue) Zhang, 26, is a successful developer and founder of Blockus, a blockchain gaming integration platform, who recently stirred up a massive firestorm on Twitter. Zhang, a portly 3 (and I'm being generous), posted on December 5, 2025 about alleged sexual harassment she experienced from men at developer conferences, along with a list of traits she's looking for in a man that rules out ~99.9% of men. Now, it's no secret that autistic techie guys aren't the smoothest with women, so Zhang's recollection of unwelcome male behavior isn't that far-fetched. However, her list of traits she's looking for in a man showed insane levels of delusion, evoking the worst tropes about ugly women on Tinder only wanting Chad Thundercock. When people called her out, Jess threatened many with lawsuits for "defaming" her and accused them of misogynistic abuse.

Jess' Two Tweets

It took two tweets for Jess to become a viral lolcow. On December 5, 2025, Jess responded to a viral tweet chain about standards people are seeking in potential partners in 2026.

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Approximately an hour after Jess posted her list, she wrote this long tweet about her experiences with men acting creepy toward her in the development sphere. She included a few random pictures of herself at the bottom, which made many on Twitter skeptical of her claims due to her plain looks.

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A Lolcow is Born

When Twitter responded to her self-victimization and her unrealistic Prince Charming wishlist, Zhang didn't take the advice into account. Instead, she threatened lolsuits and made accusations of abuse against many of those making fun of her. This caused her to get even more flak - including a satirical crypto token named after her - and she doubled down on acting aggrieved, hence this thread.

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Jess later retconned her list as having been a shitpost, though her replies to commenters suggest otherwise. Jess responded to many who told her to reassess her standards:

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Jess has stated on several occasions that she is autistic and her IQ is over 130.
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Seeing her aggressive reactions to criticism and extremely inflated sense of self only drew more people to laugh at her. This quote tweet got 62k likes to Jess' ~600 on the original list tweet:

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This quote tweet got 37k likes. Twitter was not having any of Jess' shit:

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While many of the responses to her harassment tweet were sympathetic, others took issue with both Zhang's story and her harassment-mitigation techniques. Ariel, a lesbian attorney, called Jess out for using gay men as "designated emotional airbags" as well as Jess' delusional perception that everyone is attracted to her:

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Someone made an Engrish version of Jess' long tweet, which earned over 4 times the likes of the original.




After days of comments from detractors, Jess blamed Nikita Bier, Head of Product at Twitter, for a "platform design failure" having led to her being dogpiled rather than her own behavior. What was that about women and accountability, again?

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Jess has a habit of getting into slapfights with anyone who dares offend her. She's incredibly easy to provoke, and people have been having a field day pushing her buttons in the replies to her list and harassment tweets:

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Other women were quick to call her out. This woman, Lina Hua, nails exactly what Jess does on the internet:

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Here's another choice rebuttal to Jess' delusions:

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TAKE THAT OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET

After making herself the laughingstock of Twitter for a few days, Jess began threatening various haydurs with incredibly dubious lolsuits, which were widely laughed at. Here she threatens the creators of the $JESS crypto token, which was made to poke fun at her:

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The man in this photo, ChooseRich, is a ragebaiter in the crypto sphere who turned himself into a meme by posing with models he hires, says they're dating, then tells the model to tweet that he misled them about the photos he took. Jess got offended that someone inserted her into a ChooseRich post, and went after numerous people in the comments mocking her:

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This wasn't the only comparison between Jess and ChooseRich, whom many agreed are looksmatched:

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21k likes.
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Even mild jabs got threatened with lawfare:

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A lawyer weighed in:

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She says she logs harassers' comments into a "legal evidence file" and wants to enforce "real-world consequences" against everyone who makes fun of her on the internet. We've seen delusional female lawcows before (see also: Melinda Leigh Scott), but this is taking it to another level with the sheer volume of legal threats Jess makes.

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Here, she threatens to file a lawsuit against a man who jumped into an argument she was in for calling her a "retarded bitch":

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In this example, Jess goes after someone's 6-month-old reply on a post she made trying to police another man out of the crypto sphere for his alleged misogyny. The misogyny in question? An obvious joke Jess was too autistic to pick up on.

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This guy says he received an email stating that Jess was pursuing civil action against him.

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On December 11, 2025, Jess said she hadn't sent any cease-and-desist requests, claiming people had been forging the emails they said she had sent them. However, a look at Jess' tweet history shows her tweeting a cease-and-desist (lol, very legally binding) at someone on December 6, placing her claim the cease-and-desists were forged under suspicion.

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What did that poster do to earn Jess' litigious ire? He posted an image of her.

History

Some suspect Jess is pulling a female version of ChooseRich's ragebait, though her post history indicates otherwise. Jess is serious, not a troll. Let's dive into some of her older posts. First, we have Jess policing who others follow due to alleged misogyny:

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Her high opinion of herself really comes through here:

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And here she thinks she's hot shit because she's successful in tech despite having negative social awareness:

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This exchange from November 2025 ends with Jess threatening to render a man unemployable for daring to push back against her:

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She is constantly asking Nikita Bier and Elon Musk to stop the supposedly endless misogynistic abuse she receives, though she doesn't seem to understand much of it comes from her being insufferable:

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Appearance aside, is anyone at all surprised this catch is single?

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Unlike most lolcows, Jess has actually been fairly successful, from working at Roblox and Airbnb to founding and starting to grow her new venture, Blockus. In 2024, Blockus received $4m (a) in pre-seed funding from various investors, many of whom were Chinamen. Here is an excerpt of her speaking at BGA Connects Cannes, a conference for blockchain gaming developers:


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Regardless of her budding business, she's always looking for opportunities to self-victimize:

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Jess was raised in Canada but is now listed as a resident of Miami. Her Pinterest (a) features tons of wedding-related materials, such as dresses and decor. As it turns out, Jess was reportedly married (a) at one point, but divorced less than a year after the wedding.

I'll conclude with this very apt reply to one of Jess' tweets:
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Links

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LinkedIn (a)
Instagram (private)
Pinterest (inactive) (a)
Medium (empty)
Blockus Website (a)
Blockus Twitter (a)
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Holy shit she’s insufferable. Really good OP. Seeing how she actually has some money I’m interested to see if any of these “lawsuits” come to fruition
 
She seems like a lot of fun. I am curious though, why is her team apparently made out of pokemon characters with stats? For threatening to sue everyone, doesn't this invoke the wrath of the very litigious Nintendo?
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What a dipshit... being successful and ambitious doesn't do anything if you repel people with your personality
 
The sex swapped version of her wouldn't be her "looksmatch" because on a man her masculine features would be more desirable. That AI male version of her is out of her league.
Exactly. She's basically Liz Fong Jones after a transporter accident on the Enterprise oopsie daisied No Dong into a true and honest woman.
 
This is really just your average reddit TwoXChromosomes poster posting outside of their echo chamber.
nah
twoxchromosomes is full of trannies
this is more of a femaledatingstrategy poster

also big lmao at her explicitly looking for a man who is
>feminist adjacent
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literally asking for a manipulative villain who will lie, abuse, exploit and gaslight her into oblivion
 
Unlike most lolcows, Jess has actually been fairly successful, from working at Roblox and Airbnb to founding and starting to grow her new venture, Blockus. In 2024, Blockus received $4m (a) in pre-seed funding from various investors, many of whom were Chinamen. Here is an excerpt of her speaking at BGA Connects Cannes, a conference for blockchain gaming developers:
worth pointing out that basically every project and startup related to blockchain tech is grifter shit.
none of these things ever succeed and make money, none of them have any sort of realistic, sustainable, viable business model. it's all just investor bait designed to scam gullible boomer venture capitalists who throw money at buzzwords.
 
The sex swapped version of her wouldn't be her "looksmatch" because on a man her masculine features would be more desirable. That AI male version of her is out of her league.
Yep, assuming he's average Asian height, he'd be a six. Maybe a seven if 6'+

As for her, I wouldn't call her hideous, she's neither fat nor deformed. I know uglier women with husbands madly in love with them.
Maybe the all male environment has distorted her perception of herself in a 49 way. Her requirement list may have been a joke, she seems to want to show she has a sense of humour, it certainly made me laugh.
 
One more person got a "formal notice":

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Jess wished death on her haters:

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And told someone to kill himself:

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Jess is now trying to move past her crash-out, claiming she isn't on Twitter for "internet chaos."

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It's too late, though - people have begun inserting her face into recent viral pictures on the internet, akin to the "Kirkification" trend with Charlie Kirk's face.

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Also, she's a level 1 autist, whatever that means:

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How can a self-professed internet nerd (especially one experiencing moderate success on blockchain grifts) be unaware of the Official First Law of Teh Internet™: don't feed the trolls?

ETA: Or the Official Second Law of Teh Internet™: The standard response to any electronic threat of litigation shall be: "lol do it faggot" and said threat shall have no other actual force in law.
 
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