Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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💰 Grifter
Bronze Age Pervert (BAP) / Costin Vlad Alamariu & Associates / BAPists / BAPsphere / Frogtwitter / Greek Statue Twitter / "The Talmudic Network"
An "Ironic" Gay Romanian Jew Who LARPs as Bronze Age Warrior and Posts Topless Male Bodybuilders. Feuding Against Nick Fuentes Over Which One is Gayer. Defends Pederasty. Allegedly Funded by Peter Thiel & Followed by JD Vance. + His Orbiters
Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.
🎨 Artcow
SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax
Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Thrice Investigated for Murder
"Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok
Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)
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💼 Careercow
Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15
From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
💪 Tough Guys
Jess Zhang / Ziyue Zhang / theweb3jess / Blockus / blockusgg / jezzthez / jessziyuezhang
Delusional fat autistic woman dreams of Chad, threatens to sue everyone who slights her
🌟 Internet Famous
Vivienne Medrano / VivziePop / NozzArts / xZoOPhobiAx / VivMind / Spindlehorse Studios
Bisexual Fujoshit that is the definition of "Author's Barely Disguised Fetish", Ruined her own show for a mediocre ship, Crashes out on twitter daily, Professional Victim and Crybully
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🐮 Lolcow
Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.
💼 Careercow
Jerrel Oliver Dulay / Sungrand Studios / Sunpro Games / Silver Falls / businesscasualgamer / u/jdulay / idigitaldarwin
Incompetent Game Developer, Anti-Woke Grifter, Pathological Liar, "Just Some Guy", THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HERO OF THE GAMING INDUSTRY, Buck Broken By Nintendo, Uses dead people as a shield from criticism
CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.
Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.
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🌟 Internet Famous
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec
Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.
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💰 Grifter
Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight
Emotionally Unstable Manchild, Creeps on Teenagers, Incest Supporter, Degenerate Foot Sniffer, Cum Felcher, Gooner
Lazy Podcasting Clique, Pepe the Frog Fetishists, Doxed by /pol/, Fed Honeypot for Gullible Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theorists.
From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.
🦊 Furry
Autumn Neville / Puppychan / pawpawchan48 / puppkittyfan1 / Wolfertinger666 / Bunnyhazedayz / Salem
Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Chaser for the trans fats, both literally and metaphorically. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!” Now a with an equally obnoxious boyfriend.
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Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel
Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
Pajeet Commentary YouTuber, Covered for CuckTaku, Compulsive Liar, Watched loli porn several times, Sonichu medallion victim, Pursuing legal action against Noah Samsen
Twitch drama whore, lootbox lover, loli befriender, and son of King Rape.
💪 Tough Guys
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
Creator of Social Autopsy and unwitting champion of Gamer Gate
Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
WingsofRedemption's failed A-log, Middle class hoodrat, Internet tough guy, SWATTer, Professional ween
IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)
Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.
🦊 Furry
Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara"
Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
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YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
Chinese Furry Shotacon artist and game developer behind Changed, the Furry EPI game responsible for minors getting exposed to transformation fetishism.
Degenerate loser, honorary whiteknight for Lilith Lovett, constantly at odds with his own viewers for being a centrist
💀 Horrorcow
Dave Rivera / airbagged / Kate Bush's Tampon / abadwind / Akoujin / linktothepabst / pookey_blow
Decades of a mental delusional soy-parasitic schizophrenia creep. Antifa terrorist, serial stalker, beta male ally, simping & beta cuckoldry, woke orbiter of DEI & SBI, crossdresser, death fetish spammer, Alyssa Mercante's favorite tampon.
"HISTORY'S MANLIEST HILARIOUS SEX GENIUS", Makes autistic charts, kicked off the cunt carousel, Chubby Chaser, "discriminated" against for being a white male, wants the Bible to be rewritten, COVID RUINED HIS DREAM JOB!
Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors
Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose
When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet
💰 Grifter
Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman'
Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.
Creator of InkedFur, convicted pedophile, partner-in-crime to Levi Simmons/SnakeThing
👓 TGWTG
"Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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Guys circle-jerking over kids cartoons
Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture
"Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
A schizophrenic gay (bisexual) black man becomes most beloved Fishtank cast member
Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2
From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"
🎨 Artcow
Ang Vondra / Vee / afairmaiden / DefectivePaks / politepuppet / handsomehugs / skyshamins / politelyhaunted / orphanboywife
Shotacon artist, former Cartoon Network employee, alien abductee. "Blacklisted from the animation industry". Proship martyr, faked her death to own the antis.
Obsessive Compulsive Autist involved in a $780k case of charity fraud
Minor Total War Content Creator, “trailblazing gameplay purist”, vegan warrior, amateur slinger. Previously seen chimping out over Rome: Remastered, now chimping out in this thread.
Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest
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One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
💰 Grifter
Tactikal Templar / TemplarsVoice / Christopher C. Gabriel / Fan_Advocacy / Fan Advocacy Network / Fan Advocacy Media / Chironus / Veyronus
Self-described "giga traditionalist", pro-lolicon gooning freak, serial rapist/pedophile white-knight, fake-Catholic grifter, Hasan Derangement Syndrome, Synthetic Man-style politisperg
Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
👺 Your 推し is くそ
Kenneth Christian Paul Schulz / Nachisu Miku / Kenneth Stark / KEN77 / XterierK / AUXZILL
Male Kike Larping as a Female Neo-Nazi VTuber, January 6th Suspect Turned Edgelord Grifter, Groyper + Fuentes A-Log, Lolicon Flip-Flopper, Poster Child for 1HP Voice
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
"Rational" SJW, former SA goon/LPer, sexual harassment apologist, raised $350K+ for child abuse cult
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🌟 Internet Famous
James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave
Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.
🌟 Internet Famous
Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)
One Gaming Lolcow Thread
Egotistical MRA "influencer", arrested for trafficking in Romania, lied about having lung cancer
Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
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🦊 Furry
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt
#T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
Moderator on looksmaxing.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon
Pedophile hunter using children and his own nudes as bait, racist pranks, infamously botched the EDP445 case
It's hip to fuck dogs.
💀 Horrorcow
Hollie Dance / Lisa Pittaway / Ella Carter / Archie Battersbee / Lauren Summers/ Dignity For All / Archie's Army / Spread The Purple Wave
The Mama Nails of Essex, Her Whiteknights, and Her A-Logs
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
the femboy "pedophile hunter" who defended a prolific pedophile, and continues to put more minors in danger.
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Warski's Abusive Ex-BF, Racist Streamer, Failed Academic, Potato Masher, Kristi Winter's BFF, Kero Defender
A Furfag "Production" company ran by 3 autistic manchildren plagiarizing shows, shoehorning fetishes and grooming minors in 24/7 drama
Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout
💪 Tough Guys
Timothy Allen Jenkins / Glass / Chaoticy / ChickenDeek / GlassWindowYT / raichu2514 / Swag__ / TanderBoy / MertAlbay / Sude31TR / StaticyJ
VRChat/Garry's Mod Troll who can't handle a banter, Fragile Ego, threatened to rape a minor on Discord, Had a meltdown in OnlyFans's girl DMs after being rejected by her, "I can get any bitch I want", Enjoys Manipulating people
Parasitic clout chaser. Macrophiliac scat fetishist. Shitted on a plate and filmed it. Left a disabled woman in crippling debt. Tried to sue a Twitter gimmick account and failed. Disowned by father. Lied about being assaulted. + His Orbiters and A-logs
Former WoW Team Lead and "anti-DEI" grifter, would rather commission lesbian wrestling porn than finish a game
Shitty furry animator & “musician”, puppychan’s hyperpop clone, totally valid plural system, genderspecial, drama-magnet, “groomed into being okay with zoophilia”
Zealous champion of Nintendo, “Indie Novelist,” Right-Wing Moviebob, Kiwi Farms Lurker and an A-Log of the Balldo Lawyer
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Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.
Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan
Salty Ragequitter, Wannabe Actor, "Black DSP" doxes viewers
A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
Minor politcow multiclasses in Schizocow. Reddit Athesist Defender of Catholicism, angel unsummoner, target of CIA psyops.
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
Stay-At-Home-Mom Supremacist, Mother of 5, Patriarchist. Christian Nationalist. Author of Occult Feminism: The Secret History of Women's Liberation
History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex
unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire
🌟 Internet Famous
Kelly Christina Baltazar / Kelly Jiayi Wang / Amelia Wang / Mayli / jiayiwang_inkart
The girl from that one face fucking video newfags ask for a sauce for
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor
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Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
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Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.
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Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
Pedophile, Zoophile, Brony, TCR Sperg, Drug addict, Unqualified to work at Walmart, Self proclaimed "John Brown" of furries, Blessed by Celestia / Luna, Wants to kill himself to reach Equestria, Suffers from Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome
Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.
Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber
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Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube
💰 Grifter
Mat Brunet / AniMat / ElectricDragon505 / Electric Dragon Productions / AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast / AniMat505 / AniMatLive
French-Canadian cartoon reviewer, podcaster, voice actor, and (shitty) artist. Leftist panderer and slacktivist. Politically illiterate Trump and Elon hater. Disney adult. Was an extra on CBS' Ghosts.
Welcome to Michael's empire of misery.
YouTube Monkey Torture horrorshow, a horrible rabbit-hole of international zoosadism. Now featuring fresh milk from monkeyfuckers themselves!
💰 Grifter
Ethan Is Online / Ethan Rodney Case / Eden Rodney Case / @ethanisonline / @peethanonline / @peethan
Spergy Leftist YouTuber, Fat Greasy Stoner, Defends Pedos to own the Conservatards, On the Path to 41%.
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How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists
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Objective discussion about not-Channel Awesome featuring Rags, Southpaw and more!
Wanna-be YouTuber who turned a single fluke hit into years of viral life ruination
Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
🐮 Lolcow
Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic
Autistic Nintendo Fanboy who keeps embarrassing himself on the Internet, Former member of Gimmick Account Twitter turned Twitter Lolcow, ruined his relationship over a Fortnite quest, Worst player in the world, Send porn to minors, Cucked by Tyrone
Unemployable ex-viner in an arranged marriage based on lies.
Edgy incel with an acid attack fetish. Got arrested for creeping out his therapist.
🦊 Furry
Eric/Patricia Taxxon / Paul Konstanty Tristram / bulinger96 / Mr. Taxxon / Eric !!27UXQYrGjEN / puppyhelictriangle
Autistic transgender furry musician BreadTuber who posted nudes on main, sexted Vaush, masturbated in Discord voice calls with minors and justified zoophilia.
V-Tuber furfag who is a pick-me-girl that tries to appeal to the degenerate demographic.
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🌟 Internet Famous
Ishowspeed / Speed / Speedy / Live Speedy / Speedy Boykins / Speedofficiall / Darren Watkins Jr
aka Hotdogs in face girl
🎭 Dramacow
Anne Marie Bompart / Siroun Bompart-Sumbatian / Serve.ice_top / "Lezbollah" / amerie2195 / annemarienyc
A white lesbian larping as colored enacts a harassment, defamation, and stalking campaign against small businesses and their employees, decrying racism
💰 Grifter
"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat
His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.
💰 Grifter
The Amazing Atheist / TJ Kirk / Thomas James Kirk / Terroja Kincaid / The Distressed Watcher
A banana up his ass and hot oil on his cock. Reddit atheist accused of pedophilia.
Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
Horse Cock Enthusiast, Larpy Violent Revolutionary, Sex Pest, in his 100th pedo scandal
Former Atheist Debater, Copyright Abuser, Pseudo-Intellectual, Emotional Toddler, Compared Reaction Content to Rape, Considered Suicide Because of a Troll, Paid 3000$ to Remove A Video That Made Fun of him, Burns Bridges With People Over Stupid Bullshit.
💀 Horrorcow
Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime
Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
BREAKING: Former Flamenco janny and eternal clout chaser wants you to notice him
From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces
A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
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Comics legend turned laughingstock, SJW lunatic, Dislikes Asians, Sued for Tortious Interference, King Baby, “The Strong Protect The Weak”
💰 Grifter
Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought
Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.
angry anime YouTuber, A-Log, pseudo-SJW pretending to be black, friend to pedophiles and Hbomberguy
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier
Cabal of TF2 Workshop creators, TF2bers, Valve apologists, tourists, trannies and their attacks on one man for simply caring about the integrity of the very game they claim to love so much.
💪 Tough Guys
Johnathan Bruce Tibbetts / TiBBzTV / Johnny Veras / Xandar Haas / Domino Kurzzy / Edward Knight / Theo Sheen / Enclave-OG / Knights of Oblivion
Failed Cyraxx Buddy Troll. Claims To Have 72 Alter Egos. Degenerate Sex Pest - Can't Be Trusted Around Children. Mommy Issues Galore. Married To A Haunted Sex Doll. Wannabe Pedo Hunter Oblivious To His Own Projection. Bed Wetter. MASSIVE Hypocrite.
Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.
Furry artist who claims to be both Poly, and Monogamous with insane paranoia about people stealing their mediocre, ripped-off artwork.
Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur
🌟 Internet Famous
Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson
Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms
Alt-Right, Strongman-Worshipping, McDonalds Addicted Crying MRA Nazi & the Incredible Cuck; Banned From All Social Media for Death Threats. Arrested for Online Rape Threats and Meth. Now Fucking Twinks and Insisting He's Not Gay!
🌟 Internet Famous
Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1
A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate
Youtube animator, gooner and aggressive political sperg who is allergic to criticism, tranny whiteknight AND chaser. #1 hater of the Confederacy. Has his 1.5m YT channel email attached to porn sites.
Weirdos LARPing as animals, mythological creatures, and fictional characters
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who (Probably) Likes His Asshole Fingered and Gave His Cousin Head, Mentally Ill and Taken Advantage Of, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
British 37 Year Old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll" Pedophile, Manchild, Incel, False Flagger, Makes Death Threats, Hides Behind Alt Accounts, Self Confirmed Racist, Doxes Kids, SL Ageplayer, Supports Lolicon/Animal Porn/Futanari, Crypto Scammer
Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.
Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator
Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.
Drunken Crying Bipolar Anti-SJW Skeptic Lolicon, Full of GOTIS, Amateur Christorian
🌟 Internet Famous
Josh Christiaanse / Bowblax / Bowborb / MayoMonkey / Sonic Josh / BossLetsPlay / TheTrashyTrio / Miss Manshehee / Stonedagger
Canadian sped flaggot got famous for reading Xeets, got turned into a tranny by Keffals
Public Child Porn advocate, Arrested for possessing child porn, Currently in prison
satanist cuckold guntuber with cringe haircut and a Kubelwagen hates yt
😵💫 Skitzocow
Matt Neubauer / bigwhitedickyum / thegodoftransshedick / bignazidick / ilovegayfemboy / imgonnarapewithmybigwhitedick
Weed-addled bipolar pervert with cannibalism, scat, and pedo fantasies, psych ward frequent flyer, racist chaser of black MTFs, aspiring yeti
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🌟 Internet Famous
TheBudday / William Donald Haynes / Buddy Haynes / Budronin / Fr3ak Alpha / Papa Fr3ak
Former “tiktok star”, streamer, alleged nonce
💪 Tough Guys
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more)
Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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Joshua "Kero the Wolf" Hoffman & Friends.
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🎭 Dramacow
Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982
now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit
💪 Tough Guys
Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson
Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie
Le fine Gentlesir, Suspected Pedophile, Nick's Shoe Shiner, Has Beardson's measurements, Maidenless, One Man Jihad Against Vintage Fashion Without Vintage Values, Chief Alogging Officer, Hater of Western Women
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
😵💫 Skitzocow
Forsaken Wanderer / Forsaken Wanderer Project / ThyForsakenWanderer / Degeneratemooty2389 / @100% VIRGIN MOOTY / @Mooty Mooty Mooty
34 Year-Old 5'4 Schizophrenic Autistic VIRGIN Halal'd User with over 400 YouTube Videos: Black-pilled Alcohol abuser, thinks kiwi farms was taken over by the leftists, is the last white Kiwifarmer, thinks women are all children & it's the JEWS fault
💰 Grifter
Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast
Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies
🔥 Zoosadist
Xu Zhihui/徐志辉 / Jack Latiao/杰克辣条 / Aimaotv/Lovcat/爱猫社区 / AITERS / 喵喵露去流浪化 / Chinese cat torture groups / Chinese zoosadists
Chinese cat torture groups disguised as an animal support group
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💰 Grifter
Revenge of the Cis / ROTC / Mersh / Mike Schiele / Terrorsperg / Royce Lopez / Hippojuicemedia / More Like Radio
The self described "Multimedia News Insurgency", who can dish out the heat, yet struggle to take it. Jews and criticism are their Kryptonite. Guest staring Porsalin as "gayman50."
MrBeast's Former employee, failed comedian, heteroflexible polyamorous he/they-ish Brooklynite, claims to be a socialist but doesn't like it when he had to pay higher taxes when he made 6 figures, but worst of all he never got to be fourth banana.
Hypocritical socialist who mooches off her sugar daddy
Convicted child rapist from Augusta, ME, toothless hobo schizocow and attention whore
From Twisted Metal & God of War creator to a mentally apeshit-insane old lolcow yelling at a cloud. Groomed his teen daughter to become trans, simping for misandrist anti-gamer feminists, streaming pro-woke & pro-leftist gaming rants, hates Metroid Dread.
Because it's definitely a good look to attack a guy who takes down pedophiles.
Insane Runescape streamer now doing Twitch IRL, always gets trolled/swatted, surrounded by thotties and junkies
The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf
A lolicon Vtuber with a 700k sub Youtube Channel, Grown Ass Man into drawings of little girls getting fucked, married to a fat bitch that thinks "loli pussy hits different".
Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!
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💰 Grifter
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2
Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
General Discussion Thread
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“Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu
Got yelled at by his mom for shitting himself live while playing Mafia 3. Jerked off to anime fanfiction read by Obama TTS on stream. Reads lolicon fanfiction. A cautionary tale about giving your autistic child unsupervised internet access.
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
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Shoe0nHead v2, Female Andrew Tate and Pickme supreme that never got picked
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics, Probably a Fed
The Self-Proclaimed Nemeses of Kevin Smith, Profiting off of Nerd Outrage, Part of the Fandom Menace, Gaslit by a Cartoon
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Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
Schizo software programmer and developer of GrapheneOS Android ROM. Starts drama with everyone and accuses them of harassment. Chronic brigader and bridge burner.
Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.
🐟 Fishtank
Jet Orion Neptune / Jet Moxley Goodson / hack_blastard / Autistic Boys Money Clan / Worldcorp Enterprises / "Goran Rapistovic"
Ineptitude and Wannabe Harvey Weinstein Fishtank Director. Sam Hyde's Right-Hand Man Editor. /r9k/ Tripfag Shitposter. Son of a Skitzocow. Soundcloud Wigger Rapper. Whippet Addict. Hates Kiwi Farms and Wants to Club Its Users. "Culture Advancer"
Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell
Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.
💪 Tough Guys
David Anthony Knoblauch / KodiakVT / knoblauch39 / WarfighterKodiak / KiloGaming Nation / knobby2345 / KiloGamingNatio / u/No_Plan38
Military Veteran Bear VTweeter with an army of "Cubbies", Internet Tough Guy, Waged a war against the Kiwi Farms to protect his VTuber Oshi, Fell for a Navy Seals Copypasta, Reported multiple users to the Law Enforcement, Simps for 2D Women
