Keyed SCHUNGER GAMES: SEPTEMBER

[DOLL]

Welcome to The Schunger Games, September edition. Out of these 24 contestants, only one will win.
Each day in game will be equal to one real-life day, so new updates can be expected around this time every night.
The last person standing will get a special badge for the month of October, and one free ban on anyone you wish. Super admins can't be banned due to xenforo restrictions unfortunately, so ballos, froot, broot, and myself are safe, phew.
The ban can last up to 3 days, or shortened, or you can give up your ban and it will be given to the next person who wins (2 bans for the next winner).
The stakes are high. folks. Lets hear it for the competitors!

The first day will begin once I finish my salad.

 

[Gem Control]

Fristage postage is mine

 

[DOLL]

DAY 1

Lots of materials getting gathered by various schloggers. Will these materials be useful later?

Four schloggers run for the hills and rightfully so, because Vesna is already out and killing people. Hagon has been murdered, rest in peace to our first casualty.​

 

[Fagon]

DAY 1
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Lots of materials getting gathered by various schloggers. Will these materials be useful later?
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Four schloggers run of the hills and rightfully so, because Vesna is already out and killing people. Hagon has been murdered, rest in peace to our first casualty.​

FVCK.

 

[DOLL]

Another group of runners. If you see yourself in this image then its generally a good sign for you as you've survived one of the harder parts of the games.

And we finished the bloodbath section with some stealing. So far, only poor Hagon has bitten the dust.​

 

[ILoveVesna]

@Hagon so hvcking whvlesvme

 

[istanbul]

and one free ban on anyone you wish.

no fucking way, what?

Hagon has been murdered, rest in peace to our first casualty.

L

 

[Neutralplier]

@Hagon so hvcking whvlesvme

Fucking murdering little fucker
UR building bad karma rn just watch

 

[Fagon]

@Hagon so hvcking whvlesvme

somebody KILL this nigger NOW

 

[RTErdogan]

ban hagon for being the first to die

 

[DOLL]

POST-BLOODBATH, DAY 1
A very uneventful bloodbath all things considered. I've seen many 'ames but never one where only one person died. Might as well rename the title...

Some teaming up is going on, while Sleep chud, true to his name, decided that bloodbath was too scary and prefers to snooze under a log somewhere and hope no one hears him.

More hunting and teaming. Gem Control I'm sorry I dejannied you that one time, please, just, stay away!

Fruit, water, and landmines folks, thats the name of the game here. ILoveVesna receives some quick heavenly judgement for the murder of Hagon, bringing up todays bodycount to two schloggers. Now we will enter night 1 and see how things turn out....​

 

[Neutralplier]

POST-BLOODBATH, DAY 1
A very uneventful bloodbath all things considered. I've seen many 'ames but never one where only one person died. Might as well rename the title...
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Some teaming up is going on, while Sleep chud, true to his name, decided that bloodbath was too scary and prefers to snooze under a log somewhere and hope no one hears him.
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More hunting and teaming. Gem Control I'm sorry I dejannied you that one time, please, just, stay away!
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Fruit, water, and landmines folks, thats the name of the game here. ILoveVesna receives some quick heavenly judgement for the murder of Hagon, bringing up todays bodycount to two schloggers. Now we will enter night 1 and see how things turn out....​

Told you nigga...

 

[Fagon]

POST-BLOODBATH, DAY 1
A very uneventful bloodbath all things considered. I've seen many 'ames but never one where only one person died. Might as well rename the title...
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Some teaming up is going on, while Sleep chud, true to his name, decided that bloodbath was too scary and prefers to snooze under a log somewhere and hope no one hears him.
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More hunting and teaming. Gem Control I'm sorry I dejannied you that one time, please, just, stay away!
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Fruit, water, and landmines folks, thats the name of the game here. ILoveVesna receives some quick heavenly judgement for the murder of Hagon, bringing up todays bodycount to two schloggers. Now we will enter night 1 and see how things turn out....​

GET FUCKED @ILoveVesna

 

[Stephen]

I got my weekly big mac money on Gemerald

 

[istanbul]

ban everyone who loses for three days all at once after the game ends

 

[DOLL]

NIGHT 1

Rest in peace to our newly fallen.

Two chuds tell stories to each other while Acro stares out into the night sky, trying to figure out how to make a funny post for once in his life.

Unfortunately, Donald McDonald didn't bring his first aid kit with him and he bleeds out in a field like many hamburgers before him or something.

Some friendship and potential romance is building between several schloggers.... eugh. RTE gets some band aids and Gemerald, depressed with his favorite splinter's decline, cries himself to sleep.

And ending our first night is another round of friendship building, cooking, and almost-murder between Aedra and me, which sounds like how things would go in real life as well.

That concludes day 1 folks, see you tomorrow for day 2! Rest in peace to the fallen Hagon, ILoveVesna, and DonaldMcDonald.​

 

[Ree Vannin]

Betting 5 TrumpCoins on Aedra

 

[Fagon]

I'm all in on smallanus

 

[Stephen]

THEY KILLED THE MCDONALD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE DIDNT OVERTHROW THE KING OF BURGER AND MASS IMPORT HOGS(BLACKS) FOR THIS

 

[Soyteen Liker]

The last person standing will get a special badge for the month of October, and one free ban on anyone you wish.

KEK the free ban thing is fucking funny, seems like dramabait in a good way