>>284331885 (OP)
Does she have a thing for fat retards?
If so, how can I apply?

>>284331885 (OP)
She needs to save herself.

>Kagami all alone!
she is literally me

>>284331885 (OP)
Nobody.
She is condemned to be Konata working hudband.
Konata is the trophy neet wife

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>>284332461

Post it

Best I can do is a one night stand.

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>>284334890

>>284335521
pero pero pero

Kagami getting home from work late and flopping to bed still half dressed!
Kagami eating cup ramen and drinking bottom shelf wine out of the bottle during her time off!
Kagami getting scolded by her boss! Kagami showing up late to a meeting! Kagami staying after hours to fix a product for the third time! Kagami missing the last train and sleeping in her cubicle!
Kagamin noticing crows' feet on her face!
Kagami looking at pictures from her high school years!
Kagami getting stood up on a date!
Kagami getting rejected for being a Christmas cake!
Kagamin who never checks her phone because no one ever calls her!
Kagami huddled under the covers crying herself to sleep quietly!
Kagami with no friends! Friendless Kagami! Kagami all alone!

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I will post it.

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>>284337788
Kagami finally breaks down and buys the sausage.

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have we ever figured out what she meant by this?

>>284338041
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>284338038
>At 19:32, the censored "undo" spell Kagami reluctantly shouts in her dream is: "Konata to gattai shitai!" ("I want to unite with Konata!") -- a close parody of "Anata to gattai shitai!" ("I want to unite with you!"). The latter was a highly-promoted catchphrase from the TV series Genesis of Aquarion, in which flying mechs and their human pilots literally merge into one gigantic entity.

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kagami has a sleeper butt

>>284338142
she peed herself...

>>284338028
>christmas cake Kagami will never proposition you for sex

>>284331885 (OP)
I volunteer to impregnate Kagamin.

>>284331885 (OP)
I've never seen Lucky Star. Was this a gag in the show or just some fan meme?

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>>284331885 (OP)
I was hoping she would save me...

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>>284337788
It is morally imperative that you delete this.

>>284338202
People will still make threads and posts asking forever despite the answer being right here

>>284331885 (OP)
It's her fault for being an urbanite and working in the buisness sector in an office.

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>>284331885 (OP)
Kagami not having a 12/10 bishie husband by 24 is about as realistic as the Earth being flat.

>>284344854
In universe she is about as attractive as you.

>>284344968
So 9/10? That changes close to nothing.

>>284343767
I can see her becoming a vtuber but how does she survive the time period between graduation and vtubers becoming relevant?

>>284345523
Sex worker.

>>284345844
The actual answer is part time work and staying at home being an otaku at all other times

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Why didn't you save her?

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Serves her right lol.

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>>284331885 (OP)
I'll be her wagie if she becomes my wife.

>>284345523
At the time the equivalent was probably blogger. Maybe doing photography at comiket and blogging about it. Maybe it wasn't a lot of money but does vtubing do a lot of money anyway? In both cases, only if you go big.

>>284345523
Only fans.

>>284331885 (OP)
I can't even save myself

>>284346701
Nobody wants to see her scrawny underdeveloped body

>>284347108
Yeah, nobody haha

>>284331885 (OP)
She'll be able to survive

>>284343767
I'm not an adult woman fetishist, but I wouldn't mind

>>284331885 (OP)
she's happly married with Konata and she loves her job ^^

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KAGAMI YO KAGAMI SHOUJIKI WARETAI KA?
"IRANAI OMAE IRANAI"
KAGAMI YO KAGAMI SHOUJIKISUGIRU DAROU!
"KIKOENAI FURI"
UTSURANAI NO WA KOKORO NO UTSUKUSHISA
"MOUSOU SORE WA MOUSOU"
UTSUTTERU NO WA SAENAI JIBUN DAKE
"GENJITSU O SHIRE!"

>>284346414
>Pinkgami

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>>284338056
God bless Peak Animation Works for inventing this genre

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>>284347108
>He thinks people don't want to fuck this gremlin.

>>284345523
Let's plays videos on youtube to build up an audience and then pivoting into vtubing.

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COME AND SAAAVEE MEEEEEE

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>>284352232
I want to fuck that gremlin

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>>284354763

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Need gremlin

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>142cm

>>284354966
Wow shes the same height as me!

>>284355094
LONDON

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>>284355094
Lmao you midget

>>284343767
she looks eerily like leafy

>>284356063
I don't remember this in the OP

>>284356228
That's because OP is gay, not lesbian.