in eu5, golden horde not falling apart definitely happens way too often, but i dont think people should be reacting like "WTF WHY IS THE GOLDEN HORDE STILL A THING IN THE 17TH CENTURY?!"
for all the flaws in how the game works, i am super glad they didnt just hack it with some railroading events that kill the country instantly but rather made it so that it may or may not collapse organically

>>2289161 (OP)
reminder to report and ignore shitposting

>>2289186
>"WTF WHY IS THE GOLDEN HORDE STILL A THING IN THE 17TH CENTURY?!"
Historically, Crimea made it to 1783 and the Kazakhs well into the 1800s, but god forbid this very specific Pontic-Caspian steppe horde makes it beyond 1530

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>[V2] - Namemissingmod
>https://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG
What's even the point of still having the pastebin link up, if it has been removed?

the point is that it's a link to the niggermod pastebin, for which this coward removed the name
yet another reason to leave this thread join us in our /vg/ urheimat

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these are horrible playthrough ideas honeslty doubt i will Ever ude That again

can you imagine actually playing this?

what's with the random capitalisation?

>not wanting to play as Zambia
who else are you supposed to win the space race with?

there was a game i was interested in i believe it was a mod for a PDX game but i can't recall the name of it for the life of me
i believe it was a long name and often abbreviated, 5 words long or something
does anybody know what i'm thinking of or am i just retarded

meiou and taxes

I got banned from /vg/ for racism now I'm back here
Hi /vst/

why can't you just reset ur router?

>i believe it was a long name and often abbreviated, 5 words long or something
Is this really all the information you can give us?
After The End
A Song Of Ice And Fire
MEIOU And Taxes
Death And Taxes
Pop Demand Mod
Historical Project Mod
Historical Flavour Mod
Many Houses Divided
After Action Raport Anon Mod
Those are all that I can think of off the top of my head.
I mean there's also "Anbennar: A total conversion mod for Europa universalis 4"
Monster girl universalis

that is like asking what the colour of a house in amsterdam could be
name the game

More mods came to mind: black ice mod or whatever the f@!k it was called for hoi 3
BICE they'd call it
And there was that other one that was completely retarded and dedicated to a white Russian gypsy

Even more mods came to mind:
Celestia 2: Equestria at war
Pony demand mod
Blood and iron mod

Mayhaps you should look through the catalog/list in the OP before asking a stupid question
>>>[VARIOUS] - Interactives List
>https://infaera.neocities.org/

>>2290065
really?
of all of the countries you could have picked for this analogy, you picked the ONE where there's an extremely obvious answer?
it's orange, like everything else int hat fucking country

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reads like you asked chatgpt to scrape victoria 2 mods there
>pony demand mod
>celestia 2
>many houses divided

>>2289802
Never mind I remembered now
It was South Africa Corner Wall to Wall Uniques for Cities: Skylines
Thanks for the help :)

I'm doing it from memory victoria 2 is a dead game so I'm naming mods that I remember from way back when

you remember mods that were never released?

he was a dev

they were released thoughbeit

>1531 – The Virgin of Guadalupe first appears to Juan Diego at Tepeyac, Mexico City.
My dad believes this and has unironically said some shit like well huh how do you explain that then huh???
Wikipedia or w/e website you took this from should stop stating it like a fact in case a retard reads it.

when the notre dame cought on fire it really made me think just how many retards there are in the world because they all came out of the woodwork talking about the shroud of turin as though its real

I like how when you go up to catholics and you say Muhammad split the moon they go well that one wasn't real obviously but are willing to believe the dumbest shit otherwise

>cought

what?

Thomas Aquintas talks about how Muslims are wrong and his biggest argument for why Christianity is real and Islam isn't is that Muhammad didn't do enough miracles which seems like a huge cope to me
His second argument was that Muslim heaven is hedonistic and so Muhammad was le bad for promising people good stuff in heaven but like, that's the same as Christian heaven, just described more vividly?
idk what his other arguments were but they were probably shit considering i don't remember them
Honestly Islam existing is like the biggest blow to Christianity there could be because how can a Christian both think the Bible is super reliable but the qumran isn't?

muhamed is the cope
if you were biblically literate you would understand the contradiction in saying that the injeel is one quarter the revealed word of God but minimizing the role of Christ to that of a prophet
ishmaelites have been on cope ever since their inception as the bastard children of abraham. no judgment from me, but under that lens it is much easier to understand the equation

muhammad sexed little kids, raped and pillaged everything he conquered and mass murdered pagans and commanded his followers to be mindless slaves and the libs love him
*shrugs*

If Muhammad had acess to EU IV, all of this could be avoided, but alas, Johan was born millenium too late

christianity came first from og judaism, then came rabbinic judaism, then came islam, just sayin'

>which flavor of jewish tricks would you like today, sir?

of course they'd do that, it's paradox we're talking about

>>2289536
He's trying to truth like Trump

niggers

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How does Random Country Picker work, for what game is this?

liqqy obviously

>>2290129
Al-zutt split his moon if you catch my drift

I think I outgrew this kind of games.
At first, I thought CK3 was just a shit and an exception to the rule, because pdx decided to make medieval sims for women instead of GSG. Alright, fair enough. The game sold well after all, who am I to judge them.
But now EU5 came out, and after a hundred hours I feel as bored as I was with CK3.
You just collect green modifiers and paint map.
No dynamic management, no interesting character situations, no proper warfare or strategy. Economy is alright, but once you figure it out, it too becomes just a boring grind because it's so fucking static.
I feel like I'm regressing back to Total War type of GSG lmao..
Does anyone feel somewhat similar?

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>start new game
>already 2.1 million lutheranism against 2.4 million catholicism
Huh?

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>Went hard serfdom for the first time
Oh I see now.

Kiev

what should have been...

>>2289186
Plans are already in motion to add actual events by modders. Hopefully, we won't be bothering you Reddit tourists, soon.

>>2290728
Lmao

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>Can't flip state religion to that of the Monarch prior to seperation of church and state
kinda lame

>>2290762
Europa Universalis: the Price of Power is the answer. Shit tons of fan made and official scenarios.
Step 1 to download: have friends.
Or idk, get a full conversion mod. EU5 is on track to be just Stellaris 2, the "sandbox"ers won.

I hate nu-modding, bros. Get this tiny fix for one thing, then get this other fix, then get the updated fix for the beta patch, then get the compatch, and don't forget the "one-event-for-portugal-mod". Where the fuck is EU5+? Batteries included, game fixed, I don't wanna think about all that shit

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Almost didn't notice

modders should just not mod eu5 for now, like at all
they should all just unionize and talk with paradox about a certain date to wait to before making mods again, that way there is no wasted effort on modding for a version that will just be outdated after a single week

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Don't do this to yourselves and don't play the beta version

david icke is a secret targ

literally who

targ.

literally fake /gsg/

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