[–] ▶ №14322778[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14333840
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
▶ №14322782[Quote]>>14322837
shart yourself
▶ №14322793[Quote]>>14322837
I shit myself, have breakfast then get up from bed
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Go to the bathroom to lay a raisin.
▶ №14322800[Quote]>>14322841
Are you the same guy who made the Santa adventure last year?
▶ №14322807[Quote]>>14322841
can You give me the norman jackson just by himself please as a template thank you
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>>14322782>>14322793You feel someone watching you and compelling your very actions. You try to fart but then it turns into a wet shart that ruins your pants. You feel embarrassed, losing insanity. You try having your hand for breakfast but it fails.
-6 Sanity
-1 HP
You consider going to the bathroom to mend yourself back into shape. fuggen jerdee
▶ №14322853[Quote]>>14323020>>14323154
>>14322837go to the bus stop and wait for the bus but post about you shitting yourself on r/ageregression
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>>14322841thank you nigga
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My hecking battery died while making the next post o algx
▶ №14323031[Quote]>>14323044
Created an adventure thread while another was happening award
▶ №14323040[Quote]>>14323154
>>14322837stop wasting time and go outside
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>>14323031happens often though
▶ №14323045[Quote]>>14323156
>>14322837Go to the bathroom to take a shower and clean yourself, will prob give sanity as well
▶ №14323154[Quote]>>14323182>>14323221
>>14322853>>14323020>>14323040You blogpost about your sharting on preddit. +3 Sanity, received a Reddit Gold award.
You skip the kitchen and begin your first steps towards the bus stop. The path ahead is forboding, you know you'll encounter more enemies than friends.
You spot two folx of color. TJD, community leaders, master botanists. They wave at you, but only because you have purchased their plants before.
In the distance, you can see the evil highway that you will have to cross to get to the bus stop. An accurate mental map forms in your mind.
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>>14323045this would be a useful action
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>>14323154ignore the hp bars i messed them up
▶ №14323221[Quote]>>14323283
>>14323154You hear the news about a valid trans queen jumping off the st. Johns bridge
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>>14323221Someone throws a TV outta their window. You hear of a suicide in Portland. Trans qxveen, REST IN POWER. You are devastated. -5 Sanity.
If post ends in evens, you gain a negative mental health perk.
▶ №14323334[Quote]>>14323445
>>14323318No way they're hiring our soyGQD ass with shit in the pants, go take a shower nigga
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up
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>>14323334You won't tolerate future shame. Maybe you should've left your regressionfaggotry in your room and not in the sight of the kangs.
You take a nice shower, which washes your clothes and your body. You end up in the bathroom, feeling refreshed.
+5 Sanity
You want to take some pills before you return outside. Confidence pills seem attractive right now.
▶ №14323455[Quote]>>14323464>>14323543
>>14323445mix some sproke incase you need it later
▶ №14323458[Quote]>>14323543
>>14323445BVMP, should we rawdog it or take pills? award
▶ №14323464[Quote]>>14323467>>14323543
>>14323455>>14323445put the pills in sproke and down it in one go GEG
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up
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BVMP
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>>14323455>>14323458>>14323464>>14323467You prepare some 'roke in the big 'ug, then spill all the pills into it. You sense that many chemicals are reacting.
Roll:
Evens = You get a natural drink
Odds below 5 = it blows up, no meds or sproke for Norm
Other odds = it has a big downside
Dubs = It turns into a super drink
▶ №14323569[Quote]>>14323579
>>14323543im a nusoicaca, what does "evens" "odds" "dubs" mean?
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>>14323569it's the last number or set of numbers in the post where the roll is included
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>>>14323569 (You)
>it's the last number or set of numbers in the post where the roll is included
ok thanks soyspeakGQD
▶ №14323718[Quote]>>14323732
>>14323690Norman gains 15 XP somehow.
He can retry making the confidence pills in Sproke, or he can try something else.
▶ №14323732[Quote]>>14323918
>>14323718yell for help then fuggen jerdee
▶ №14323830[Quote]>>14323918
>>>14323690
>Norman gains 15 XP somehow.
>
>He can retry making the confidence pills in Sproke, or he can try something else.
Scavenge the fridge for Soylent so he can gain some hp back o algo
▶ №14323918[Quote]>>14323949>>14324081
>>14323732>>14323830You yell for help. You also yell for some soylent.
Roll
If evens, TJD pull up and help
If most odds, combat encounter
If 9, the soylent truck arrives
▶ №14323966[Quote]>>14324081
>>>14323918
>roll
Fuck yeah soylent
▶ №14324021[Quote]>>14324102
Hey OP, your thread is gemmy so I added it to the Save The Bull website. that way you have a way of getting people easily caught up on the story. I'll be keeping it updated it as you continue
https://hansamsler.com/comic/soysylum-adventure/▶ №14324081[Quote]>>14324109
>>14323949>>14323966>>14323918The TJD arrive and render assistance to Norman. They learned medical work by necessity, making them good doctors. They also give Norman some purple soylent.
Meanwhile, the Soylent truck pulls up.
<Shiet, we hear dat soylent truck! Thank the lawd! Let's get that shit! Norman, return tha favor, mane.They want you to get some of the soylent. Do you accept this quest of sorts?
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>>14324021That's a nice project. I appreciate it.
▶ №14324109[Quote]>>14324180
>>14324081accept it because if we dont they will stab us o algo (eventhoughalbeit they will probably stab us even if we give them the soylent)
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bvmp
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>>14324109>Right on it, gentlemen! Thanks for the heals!<No worries bro. We need a dozen.You mosey on to the outside again. You have to get to the bottom.
Roll
If odds, you get a combat encounter.
If 7 or 9, you clumsily fall, due to bad luck.
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>>14324200A small purple cube falls from the sky
▶ №14324215[Quote]>>14324243
>No negative outcome. Guess it's time to go down the stairs.
we should go to the goyslop stripmall to see if there is any soy in there, bring it back and then go back there to cross the street so we stay away from the evil retarded hobo park
▶ №14324243[Quote]>>14324262
>>14324215You reach the soylent truck. You have a hundred dollars. Do you purchase a dozen soylent bottles for twenty bucks, or do you try to steal them?
You also think that maybe you could go to the goyslop strip later for some Soybucks and MuttDonald's.
▶ №14324262[Quote]>>14324342
>>14324243Steal them and rush over to the niggers while screaming about how much of a "hood gangster african-american" you are and how you are just like the heckin' wholesome 100 bvlls
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>>14324262>I'll buy them… sike!Norman reaches towards the back, but is he a proficient thief?
Roll
Evens, wrestling match, next roll
Odds, avoid wrestling, next roll
Digits, instant win
▶ №14324400[Quote]>>14324455
>>14324394throw a BBC dildo out of your pocket to distract him
▶ №14324401[Quote]>>14324455
>>>14324394
>throw a BBC dildo out of your pocket to distract him
GEG do this
▶ №14324455[Quote]>>14324468
>>14324400>>14324401You pull a BBC dildo out of your pocket. It definitely surprises him.
>You… you're fucking crazy! Get away from me, you freak!He's not pacified yet… do something.
▶ №14324468[Quote]>>14324587
>>14324455stuff the dildo in his mouth and scream "THIS IS FOR MY BVLL!"
▶ №14324587[Quote]>>14324609
>>14324468*SCHLORP*
<Hehehe! This… THIS IS FOR MY BVLLL!Roll
Evens, does physical damage
Odds, does psychological damage
Digits, instant win
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>>14324587honestly if some fag put a dildo in my mouth i would instantly kill myself, this better do some good psycho damage
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>>14324633cmon normal just tank the fists, steal the soy and get tf outta there
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>>14324729DAMN bro this might actually be the worst outcome, its over
▶ №14324811[Quote]>>14324918
>>1432478645 damage in total bro thats like half his hp, right?
▶ №14324821[Quote]>>14324855>>14324918
>>14324786Dr. Obsession Brimstein comes and gives the schizo meds
▶ №14324834[Quote]>>14324918
>>14324786watch care bears unlock the magic
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>>14324821nah hes gonna have a schizo meltdown now and we can use that to our advantage, meds now are bad
▶ №14324918[Quote]>>14324924>>14324934
>>14324811>>14324821>>14324834The flurry of punches sends Norman Jackson to the ground, but he can immediately recover. It was devastating, dealing 45 damage in one turn.
The schizo will be rambling to himself for two turns, or just enough time to grab the soy and run.
Or maybe Norman should forget the soy.
Whoever this schizo is, he'll be a dangerous enemy. Norman should also call the Soysylum. He has Dr. Brimstein's number, but he shouldn't call it until he at least has the soy and/or is running.
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>>14324918use the care bear stare on him
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Loop this janigger
▶ №14324934[Quote]>>14324989
>>14324918get as much soy as he can carry, if he gets more than a dozen he should drink the rest to heal up
▶ №14324938[Quote]>>14324984
>>>14324918
>use the care bear stare on him
nigga tf is the care bear stare
▶ №14324989[Quote]>>14324994>>14324998>>14325006
>>14324934You begin to loot the soy. At least a dozen.
Evens, successfully secure the dozen then a few
Odds, accidentally overload
Digits, find a cart that can haul 100 at once
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>>14324989YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE FIRST ONE
▶ №14325006[Quote]>>14325058>>14325099
>>14324989drink it all and become superman
▶ №14325058[Quote]>>14325083
Norman gets overloaded.
>>14325006Roll
Evens, execute drinking action
Odds, negative outcome
Digits, get a zenkai boost or some shit
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>>>14324989
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE FIRST ONE
nigger "care bear" is SNCA that nophono knows
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>>14324984What happened to my beloved cars bears
Why are they all so selfish?
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>>14325058now the marvel good guy beats the bad guy from the multiverse with the power of consumerism or something along those lines, yeah
▶ №14325099[Quote]>>14325123
>>14325006You frantically drink the soy, hoping it'll give you the energy to counteract the overload.
Evens, success
Most odds, failure
7 or 9, retry
Digits, zenkai boost
▶ №14325166[Quote]>>14325684
>>14325148>WAOW!!!!!!!throw one of the bottles at the schizos head at light speed or something like my heckin wholesome characters from that one show about superman but evil
▶ №14325173[Quote]>>14325684
>>14325148snopes and world economic forum told me that this will max his hp out instantly
▶ №14325230[Quote]>>14325383
we have to go to the soyslum doebeit
▶ №14325267[Quote]>>14325282
>>14325148OP WHERE IS YOU
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>>14325267>>14325148op got 'aped by feraljak and died
▶ №14325293[Quote]>>14325322
>
>Norman has leveled up. He can enhance one of his stats. Which one?
gun sounds good but does it have limited ammo?
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>>14325280norman should have the ability to fly
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>>14325280kys fallout pedo
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>>>14325280
>kys fallout pedo
ESL that cant read award fuggen jerdee
▶ №14325322[Quote]>>14325334
>>14325293agility makes norman better at using guns
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>>14325280perception goodest so he can has better aiming
▶ №14325334[Quote]>>14325344
>>14325322shouldnt it improve his sneak skill doe?
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>>>14325293 (You)
>agility makes norman better at using guns
so he doesnt get a gun? yeah luck is best since almost everything is based on rolls and were getting absolutely 'aped with our current luck
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>>14325230yes but the current quest will help norman level up
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JANNIES LQQP THIS
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bump
▶ №14325683[Quote]>>14325720>>14337330
>gemmy thread
'ki deserving adventure thread im trans btw
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>>14325166>>14325173>>14325221>>14325280Norman's Luck stat increases by 1. His luck isn't great yet, but it's closer.
He gains a new perk:
Soylent Slurper
Drinking a Soylent gives Norman better damage odds for his next attack. (+1 to multiplier) It also gives his next attack slightly better odds of success.
In this zenkai State, he throws a bottle of soy at the Schizo Feral.
Roll
Any number above 4, zenkai enhances attack
Evens, attack hits
Odds, attack misses (or if zenkai applies, it compromises to a regular hit)
digits = schizo feral gets decapitated
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The bottle throw does a whopping 36 damage to the Schizo Feral.
The Schizo Feral wasn't stunned, so he gets to attack.
>>14325745He executes a dropkick.
Roll
If odds above 3, you can evade and run away.
Otherwise, you are forced to fight.
▶ №14325850[Quote]
have to fight the schizo feral
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>>14325885give up and start gooning
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>>14325951You get a heavy urge to masturbate to slopjaks, so you figure that running is the quickest way to get out of the coaly fight.
Roll
>5, success0,1,2 = get clothelined like a clittycel
digits = summon a doctor to deal with the schizo
▶ №14326088[Quote]>>14326149
Counter him
▶ №14326149[Quote]
Your movement speed has been slowed for 3 turns, making evasion unfeasible.
>>14326088You attempt to counter by stomping on the Schizo Feral's head.
Roll
[last number]*3=damage
Evens = increased damage (minicrit, 1.5x)
odds = +stun
digits = critical
▶ №14326176[Quote]>>14326281
Try to break one of the ferals bones
▶ №14326200[Quote]>>14326281
Try to break one of the feral’s legs
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>>14326192rip the head off the feral's body
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>>14326192Try to choke him with unopened bottles of soy
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>>14326192steal the truck and run him over
▶ №14326281[Quote]>>14326287
>>14326176>>14326200You limp towards Feral's legs, hoping to take some from him… his knee. You lift a soy bottle, then thrust it down towards his knee like an arrow…
Roll
Evens = effective
Odds = ineffective
Above 5 = sprains(ineff)breaks(eff)
damage=last number*2
▶ №14326287[Quote]>>14326380
>>14326281steal the truck and run him over
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gem thread o algo
▶ №14326380[Quote]>>14326431>>14326460
>>14326287The thrown bottle does 2 damage to the Feral Schizo.
<Fauci damnit…You try to get to the truck, but it's Feral's turn. He headbutts Norman's chest.
Roll
Evens = pushed over and stunned
Most Odds = grappled by Feral
1,3,digits = Norman basically ignores the attack and steals the truck
▶ №14326460[Quote]>>14326610
>>14326380Get hit then drink more soy
▶ №14326521[Quote]>>14326610
Try to counter
▶ №14326610[Quote]>>14326667
>>14326460>>14326521>>14326528Norman drinks a bottle of soy, then Feral swings at him, which Norman anticipates somewhat, so he tries to dodge.
Roll
4 or 6 = dodged
Other evens = hits Norman for [number]x2
odds = hits Norman for [number]x3]
digits = norman gets knocked out, concluding battle
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>>14326610After drinking the soy and dodging kick feral in the balls
▶ №14326697[Quote]>>14330479
Try to rip feral’s dick off
▶ №14326707[Quote]>>14330479
>>14326672Punch ferals cock
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>adventure thread
>hp bar
brim…
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>>adventure thread
>>hp bar
>brim…
Nusoicucks can't even bait anymore
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Up
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Bump
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up, jannies lqqp this thread
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rise
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bump
▶ №14330479[Quote]>>14330515>>14330624
>>14326697>>14326707You get down and punch Feral's cock through his pants.
Roll
damage= [last number] x 2
Evens, +stun
Digits or 9, critical, rip xis penis off
▶ №14330624[Quote]>>14330771>>14330790
Norman's hand slips through Schizo Feral's underpants and rips his fucking cock off, doing a fatal 48 damage and killing Schizo Feral. It seems painful for him, as well. Norman gains 30 XP from slaying the Schizo Feral. He's free to move the soy wherever he wants.
(using
>>14330479 for roll)
▶ №14330771[Quote]>>14330884
>>14330624take his twp as a trophy to give the black bulls in exchange for a gun
▶ №14330790[Quote]>>14330884
>>14330624Take the soys and dick back to the niggers
▶ №14330796[Quote]>>14330817
Also the fight took 7 hours GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №14330817[Quote]>>14330824>>14330879
>>14330796Insane geeeg, I left to go to evening mass and then my youth group and came back and the fight only just ended
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>>14330817and it only took half of our HP!
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>>14330817Bro I went to bed when he drank the soy and woke up now GEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №14330884[Quote]>>14330892
>>14330771>>14330790Norman Jackson returns to his apartment to complete the quest, and prove his mettle.
>Um… Look here guys! I even took the soylent driver's penis! Please heckin' initiate me into your gang!Roll(ing in this post)
0,2,4,6, or digits = they accept you into your gang
7,8,9,0 = You have to do one more quest
Otherwise, they call you a schizo and reject your application…
▶ №14330892[Quote]
>>14330884We got party members or however the mmorpg works
▶ №14330949[Quote]>>14331094
<Mane, you didn't have to, but you went ten toes for us. You ripped off that sucka's cock. You is a nigga for real.
You've gained a new ally from this quest, the TJD.
>Cool. I think I also need a gun.<Alright, dude. We have a Saturday Night Special nearby, but don't link this to nobody, alright?New Weapon Saturday Night Special -
Allows 2 shots per turn, 1 for aiming
Does 3*[post number] damage per shot.
New Level Norman has reached level 3, due to completing the mission. Choose an other S.P.E.C.I.A.L point to invest in.
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voting time niggas
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bumped again award
▶ №14331094[Quote]>>14331164>>14331213
>>14330949Tiebreaker
Rolling
Then first reply rolls
Then second reply, then third reply
1. Cha 2. Int 3. Agility 4. Luck
Whoever has the highest number or digits wins
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fourth roll
▶ №14331278[Quote]>>14331319>>14331413>>14331444
second tiebreaker
1. charisma 2. intelligence
highest number/digits wins
▶ №14331307[Quote]>>14331413
euro hours
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You euromutts better keep this bumped, IDK why the SLF jannies haven't looped this gem yet
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>>14331413rolling for charisma, will add the differences
second pair of numbers is
>>14331278 and
>>14331319 ▶ №14331772[Quote]
bumperino
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thread goes up
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0 reppeys o algo
▶ №14333106[Quote]>>14333134>>14333136
>>14331487buy CHANGED merch and terrify the invaders with it or something
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>>14333106kys changedpedo
▶ №14333151[Quote]>>14333260
>>14331487look in the fridge
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Bump
▶ №14333260[Quote]>>14333267
>>14333151You check in on the fridge. You jave plenty of Sprite but not enough coke, and you have a Sproke can. Your fridge contains quick and easy meals. One of the TJD takes an onion, which you are absolutely fine with.
The soylent, the sproke, and the sandwich should be most useful in terms of snacks on the run.
▶ №14333267[Quote]>>14333343
>>14333260binge eat all the ice cream to help with your heckin stress issues then take the sandwich and soylent (not the sproke because sproke is a nazi dogwhistle)
▶ №14333343[Quote]>>14333679
>>14333267You take the Ice Cream, the Sandwich, and the two Soylent Bottles. You eat the ice cream immediately.
You gain a potbelly immediately. Your calorie needs have been met and exceeded. It'll burn off quickly.
The TJD takes a bite of the red onion.
▶ №14333679[Quote]>>14333830
>>14333343go to the evil retarded hobo park to farm xp
▶ №14333830[Quote]>>14333939>>14334012>>14334057
>>14333679You travel towards the evil retarded hobo park for some EZ XP, but cannot reach it due to the evil highway. If you try to cross it, you VILL get run over. At least, it's 90% likely. As far as Norman and the TJD know, to cross the highway, they need a vehicle or a way to neutralize the traffic.
Environment Roll (this post is the roll, ignore if not 3,5,6)
3,5,6 = a police officer questions you, regarding the soy truck incident
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jannies loop this gem
▶ №14333939[Quote]>>14333992
>>14333830tell the TJD to call the cop a racist
▶ №14333992[Quote]>>14334021
>>14333939the cop hasn't showed up
▶ №14334012[Quote]>>14334285
>>14333830steal a random dudes bike or motorcycle
▶ №14334021[Quote]>>14334285
>>14333992go to the RV then
▶ №14334057[Quote]>>14334160>>14334285
>>14333830finally a fucking adventure thread after so long
use the rv o algo
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>>14334057yeh a true gemerald this coal season
▶ №14334313[Quote]>>14334353
>>14334285ask the amerimutt in the background to investigate the RV for you
▶ №14334320[Quote]>>14334323>>14334353
>>14334285talk to the fat man and use him as bait to check the RV
▶ №14334323[Quote]>>14334353
>>14334320and if he survives add him to your party
▶ №14334353[Quote]>>14334364>>14334376
>>14334313>>14334320>>14334323You call the Scooter Amerimutt over.
>What's up?>Hey, can you check that RV?>Uerm… why?Oh my fauci… You should give him a decent reason to check the RV. This will affect your chances of him entering it.
▶ №14334364[Quote]>>14334411
>>14334353I heard there are FREEDV∆∆S and DQNVTS
inside the RV
▶ №14334376[Quote]>>14334411
>>14334353theres free goyslop and unlimited guns in there
▶ №14334380[Quote]>>14334411
>>>14334353
>theres free goyslop and unlimited guns in there
This is better, use this
▶ №14334383[Quote]
i take my meds
▶ №14334385[Quote]>>14334411
>>>>14334353
>>theres free goyslop and unlimited guns in there
>This is better, use this
TRVE
▶ №14334411[Quote]>>14334426>>14334429
>>14334364>>14334376>>14334380>>14334385You try to convince him that there's goyslop and firearms in there.
>That's a food and ammunition truck… Full bred American, patriotic to israel, full of cheeseburgers!Charisma roll
Evens above 2 = he is convinced
Odds, 2, or digits = he is not convinced
▶ №14334441[Quote]
>>14326538geg 4cuck forced meme tried to derail
▶ №14334444[Quote]
>>14334426>>14334429i roll in my own posts
▶ №14334445[Quote]>>14334638
>>14334432Tell him its actually a euromutt rv
▶ №14334449[Quote]>>14334638
>>14334432I try to tell him:
>Hey man, no need to get so hostile! I just wanted to warn you about the CIA glowies in that RV, I think you could be a good fighter against those glowies! ▶ №14334466[Quote]>>14334638
>>14334432yeah tell him it's a european truck on gut dayum murrican soil
▶ №14334503[Quote]>>14334638
>>14334432Tell him there are Russian europoor spies inside that RV, and the should attack them as a RE∆L '∆∆VRIC∆N P∆TRIQT
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Up so thread will be seen more
▶ №14334616[Quote]
bump
▶ №14334638[Quote]>>14334671>>14334687
>>14334445>>14334449>>14334466>>14334503>Okay, okay… No need to be hostile. I had to speak in code. What I'm really saying is that there's euromutt spies in there, spying on you. They're very afraid of you, because of your strength.Charisma roll 2
Evens above 0 = he is convinced
Odds or 0 = he isn't convinced
Digits = he has a panic attack, but this is good news
▶ №14334671[Quote]
>>14334638perfect, this cannot fail
▶ №14334687[Quote]>>14334701
>>14334638Take a few steps back in case 'apeson comes out
▶ №14334701[Quote]>>14334712
>WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE OR SOMETHING? I'LL SHOW THEM!In a fit of 'tard rage, he rips the door off the car. He uses the door as a shield. He is about to enter…
>>14334687You take a few steps back, in case Rapeson or somephono worse comes out…
Rolan
Evens = He is able to evict the unknown person
Odds = he cannot evict the unknown person
Digits = The unknown person disappears
▶ №14334740[Quote]
>>14334711praying for our champion
▶ №14334743[Quote]>>14334748>>14334751>>14334752
>>14334711'eens, should we risk our lives on the some phono who one shot 'mutt for a level up, or just run tf away with our lives? We are like 3 times stronger thanks to party but this might be too hard
▶ №14334748[Quote]
>>14334743have some faith in amerimutt
▶ №14334751[Quote]
>>14334743he may be gemmy enough
▶ №14334763[Quote]
>>14334752i dont know how i put that image there but it was unintentional
▶ №14334772[Quote]
>>>14334752
>i dont know how i put that image there but it was unintentional
Geg
▶ №14334777[Quote]
>>>14334743 (You)
>we can always use one of the tjd as bait to run away
Can the 1 charisma soyboy manage that thoughalbeit?
▶ №14334813[Quote]>>14334882
BVMP some flag is trying to catty wipe
▶ №14334816[Quote]>>14334882
>BVMP some flag is trying to catty wipe
FAG* FUCKING (((AUTOCORRECT))
▶ №14334824[Quote]>>14334882
>>14334786Run tf away, bro nophono can 'ape us to niggerhell and back
▶ №14334826[Quote]>>14334841>>14334882
>>14334786steal his motored bike and drive fast out of there
▶ №14334840[Quote]>>14334861>>14334882
>>>14334786
>steal his motored bike and drive fast out of there
Doesn't that go like 5mph or whatever freedom units they use back there?
▶ №14334861[Quote]
>>14334840they must have a powerfull motor to move them landwhales (rest in power amerimutt)
▶ №14334867[Quote]>>14334872
>>>14334840 (You)
>they must have a powerfull motor to move them landwhales (rest in power amerimutt)
Yeah but torque doesn't mean speed, if we can quickly hijack it thoughalbeit, we might be able to use it go at 18 basketball fields per school shooting o algo
▶ №14334872[Quote]
>>14334867Don't worry we have two engineers/doctors with us
▶ №14334882[Quote]>>14334917>>14334945>>14334950
>>14334813>>14334816>>14334824>>14334826>>14334840>>14334841What remains of Amerimutt becomes a red spray… The TJD flee, but you want the motor scooter… All you need is courage.
Rolling
Evens = get the scooter
Odds = run prematurely
▶ №14334917[Quote]
>>14334882OUR BLACK KANGS ARE GONE, RUN AWAY!!
▶ №14334945[Quote]>>14335090
>>14334882RUN NIGGA, WE HAVE INT. 0 WE CANT DO JACKSHIT and oreos
▶ №14334950[Quote]
>>14334882Get the scooter
▶ №14334971[Quote]>>14335079
>>14334949Ask the negroes to hotwire the RV into a bomb with wheels
▶ №14334974[Quote]>>14334983>>14335079
>>14334949A White van pulls up in front of Norman
▶ №14334983[Quote]>>14335079
>>14334974geg, 'apeson pulls up and says, "i'll save you boys! Get in!"
▶ №14335079[Quote]
>>14334971>>14334974>>14334983Nophono's RV faces your party. There is also a mysterious white van. (most likely Rapeson)
Rolan
Evens = he drives away to keep his low profile
Odds = he holds a grudge and attempts 'ehicular 'anslaughter
▶ №14335094[Quote]
>>>14334971 (You)
>>>14334974
>>>14334983
>Nophono's RV faces your party. There is also a mysterious white van. (most likely Rapeson)
Run towards the side of the white wan so there is a barrier between the RV and you
▶ №14335100[Quote]
>>>14334945 (You)
>>oreos
Kys obsessed gypsy
▶ №14335109[Quote]
>>14335090Negros won kill your self FPE tranny
▶ №14335124[Quote]>>14335172
>>14335115have all three party members throw the scooter at the rv's windshield
▶ №14335126[Quote]>>14335172
>>14335115this Rv obsessed about mi o algo, run behind the TJD so they act like a meatshield
▶ №14335172[Quote]>>14335196
>>14335124>>14335126Everyone lifts the mobility scooter… lighter than Norman expected, only 180 pounds… And if it fails, you'll hide behind the TJD.
Rolan
Evens above 2 = successful throw and hit
0,2 = drop the scooter
Odds = can't throw it far enough, miss…
Digits = RV disabled…
▶ №14335196[Quote]
>>14335172this is just like when the avengers teamed up against thanos! AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
▶ №14335270[Quote]
>>14335256Dr soystein new science experiment
▶ №14335278[Quote]>>14335300
>>14335220Get in the car and run that nophono over
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>>14335278nigga the car is moving we're gonna die
▶ №14335319[Quote]>>14335438>>14335439
>>14335297Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
▶ №14335334[Quote]>>14335439
>>>14335297
>Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
Yeah shoot nophono
▶ №14335344[Quote]>>14335350
alright im back from showering, what happened to amerimutt?
▶ №14335350[Quote]
>>14335344torn to bits by nophono, we're in a boss fight with him now
▶ №14335355[Quote]>>14335377
>>14334786WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HE DIED NOOOOOO
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
MAYBE WE COULD TRY CUTTING OFF ONE OF NOPHONOS TENTACLES AND TRY TO GET A LIQUID SAMPLE OF AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY CLONING HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
▶ №14335370[Quote]
>>>14334786
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HE DIED NOOOOOO
>WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>MAYBE WE COULD TRY CUTTING OFF ONE OF NOPHONOS TENTACLES AND TRY TO GET A LIQUID SAMPLE OF AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY CLONING HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
So schizo it might actually work
▶ №14335377[Quote]>>14335400
>>14335355save that for later, we'll be lucky to make it out of this fight alive
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>>>14335297
>Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
We can push him into the traffic if he gets stunned
▶ №14335400[Quote]
>>14335377alright, I hope nophono fucking dies for what he did to my KING amerimutt
▶ №14335420[Quote]
>>>>14335297
>>Use the gun we got to shoot nophono in the chest
>We can push him into the traffic if he gets stunned
TSMT
▶ №14335438[Quote]>>14335512
>>14335319make sure to make him release his tentacles so that he gets into more pain of his tentacles being ripped off piece by piece by the cars
▶ №14335439[Quote]>>14335447>>14335614
>>14335319>>14335334You pull out the Saturday Night Special, and aim it at Nophono's chest… The two TJD's pull out Browning Hi Powers…
Rolan (underdog edition)
[post number*3*5 shots = total damage, minus whatever misses.
Most Evens = All shots hit Nophono's tentacles and lungs, your team doesn't get squadwiped instantly
8,9, digits = critical hit + stun
Other odds = only 3 shots hit, your squad is kinda screwed
▶ №14335453[Quote]
>>14335447LETS MAKE SURE NOPHONO GETS INTO ALOT OF PAIN FOR WHAT HE DID TO OUR KING AMERIMUTT
▶ №14335495[Quote]>>14335524
>>14335447uuhhh did we just lose?
▶ №14335512[Quote]>>14335532
>>14335438CRIT + STUN + 135 DAMAGE WE VVQN, how could you tell?
▶ №14335523[Quote]
>>>14335438
>CRIT + STUN + 135 DAMAGE WE VVQN, how could you tell?
replied to the wrong message award
▶ №14335524[Quote]
>>14335495it's not over until the fat lady braps
▶ №14335529[Quote]>>14335542
or something like that
▶ №14335532[Quote]
>>14335512FUCK YEAHHH
now lets get a liquid sample of amerimutt now so that we can maybe clone him in the soyslum
▶ №14335533[Quote]
>>>14335447
>uuhhh did we just lose?
NQ, VVE VVQN
▶ №14335536[Quote]>>14335558
are you guys fucking retarded. its clearly the OP's post that counts towards rolls. its 9 so crit + stun so 9*3*5*whatever crit is
▶ №14335539[Quote]>>14335544
>>>14335512 (You)
>FUCK YEAHHH
>now lets get a liquid sample of amerimutt now so that we can maybe clone him in the soyslum
We should push him into the traffic while he is stunned, then gather his blood from the sidewalk
▶ №14335542[Quote]
>>14335529niggers be so impatient
▶ №14335550[Quote]>>14335558
>are you guys fucking retarded. its clearly the OP's post that counts towards rolls. its 9 so crit + stun so 9*3*5*whatever crit is
Nigga 9*3*5 = 135
▶ №14335551[Quote]>>14335560
did he insta die or do we still have to push him into oncoming traffic?
▶ №14335558[Quote]
>>14335536OP mentioned before that crit is *4 so its 540 damage possibly and thats epic rape
>>14335550we get crit too you nigger and thats *4
▶ №14335560[Quote]>>14335578
>>14335551we have to wait for OP to post
▶ №14335566[Quote]
that's how it works
▶ №14335568[Quote]>>14335575
>did he insta die or do we still have to push him into oncoming traffic?
I think crit is 2× damage, so unless he has more than 270hp, he insta died
▶ №14335575[Quote]
>>14335568crit is *4 as per the schizo feral fight
>>14324729>crits ▶ №14335578[Quote]
>>14335560right, got excited i thought we were dead
▶ №14335579[Quote]
>>>14335550 (You)
>we get crit too you nigger and thats *4
Wasn't crit 2×?
▶ №14335593[Quote]
>>>14335568 (You)>crit is *4 as per the schizo feral fight >>14324729>>critsIm retarded, mb
▶ №14335601[Quote]>>14335618
Yeah we won, no way that dipshit tanks 540 damage
▶ №14335614[Quote]
>>14335439this is such a A24 slowbvrn kino masterpiece
▶ №14335618[Quote]>>14335637
>>14335601I genuinely hope this nigger tries to hold onto his wounds and then stumbles back into the traffic
▶ №14335636[Quote]>>14335650
>>14335628marge how did you get 405? was crit *3 this time?
▶ №14335637[Quote]>>14335699
>>14335618push him into traffic
▶ №14335641[Quote]
>>>14335618
>push him into traffic
>wrong post award
▶ №14335643[Quote]>>14335699
>>14335628push into traffic
▶ №14335644[Quote]>>14335648
>>14335628TRY TO TAKE ANY TYPE OF LIQUID SAMPLE FROM AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY TO CLONE HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
▶ №14335646[Quote]>>14335699
>>14335628push him into incoming traffic
▶ №14335648[Quote]>>14335699
>>14335644also push nophono into traffic
▶ №14335650[Quote]>>14335665
>>14335636First crit is when the sproke and meds exploded, which was 3. That's the reference I've been using, but I admit I'm a little inconsistent
▶ №14335652[Quote]
>>>14335628
>TRY TO TAKE ANY TYPE OF LIQUID SAMPLE FROM AMERIMUTT SO WE CAN TRY TO CLONE HIM BACK AT THE SOYSYLUM
that too
▶ №14335653[Quote]>>14335661>>14335699
>>14335628PUSH THAT KIKE INTO TRAFFIC
▶ №14335661[Quote]
>>14335653WE MUST MAKE SURE NOPHONO GETS MUTILATED FOR WHAT HE DID TO AMERIMUTT
▶ №14335665[Quote]>>14335681
>>14335650when we were fighting feral before getting soy boosted it was *4 so try to keep it consistent or i will come to your house with a 'za and an angle grinder and do diy tranny surgery by removing your penis with an angle grinder and then force feeding you the 'za and making you pay for it
▶ №14335674[Quote]
>>>14335650
>when we were fighting feral before getting soy boosted it was *4 so try to keep it consistent or i will come to your house with a 'za and an angle grinder and do diy tranny surgery by removing your penis with an angle grinder and then force feeding you the 'za and making you pay for it
Gigachad mexiaryan fetish
▶ №14335679[Quote]
TND TOTAL NOPHONO DEATH
▶ №14335681[Quote]
>>14335665I'll try to keep it 3x.
▶ №14335685[Quote]
>>>14335665
>I'll try to keep it 3x.
Btw minicrits are 1.5×, right?
▶ №14335699[Quote]>>14335706>>14335708
>>14335653>>14335648>>14335646>>14335643>>14335637Everyone lifts Nophono's stunned body, and prepared to toss him into the hazardous traffic.
0 or 1 = they miss and have to reattempt…
Other evens = success, he gets stunned and ran over
Other odds = success, he gets ran over but not stunned
Digits = A sixteen wheeler turns him into mince meat…
▶ №14335708[Quote]>>14335716
>>14335699Hope being ran over deals at least 100 damage
▶ №14335716[Quote]
>>14335708retard once again. digits = doubles or trips or something. its the last outcome.
▶ №14335719[Quote]
Also we fucking 'aped almost half his Hp in one turn that was absolute kino
▶ №14335720[Quote]>>14335739
WE NEED TO GIVE AMERIMUTT JUSTICE (I dont know why im obsessing over amerimutt right now geg)
▶ №14335725[Quote]
>WE NEED TO GIVE AMERIMUTT JUSTICE (I dont know why im obsessing over amerimutt right now geg)
Geg, he deserves it
▶ №14335729[Quote]
>>>14335708 (You)
>retard once again. digits = doubles or trips or something. its the last outcome.
Man tf is digits
▶ №14335739[Quote]
>>14335720from the HRT xister
▶ №14335748[Quote]
>>>14335720
>from the HRT xister
one day we shall all pass
▶ №14335792[Quote]>>14335797
even if nophono gets defeated here i doubt thats the end of him hes very powerful it might just be his first form o algo
▶ №14335797[Quote]>>14335802
>>14335792we just need the traffic stopped
▶ №14335802[Quote]
>>14335797it'll be stopped after what happened to nophono
▶ №14335807[Quote]>>14335811
>>14335796now lets get amerimutts liquid sample
▶ №14335811[Quote]>>14335816
>>14335807and his scooter, we COULD rebuild him
▶ №14335816[Quote]
>>14335811WAIT CYBORG AMERIMUTT
▶ №14335823[Quote]>>14335826>>14335828
>>>14335811
>WAIT CYBORG AMERIMUTT
Ameri-machine?
▶ №14335826[Quote]
>>14335823Ameri-muttchine
▶ №14335828[Quote]
>>14335823yes
we could use parts of his scooter and his flesh and rebuilding him back together
▶ №14335834[Quote]>>14335857
>Your entire party gains the XP expected of a late game enemy: 2000 for defeating Nophono. It's a lot to process. You'll level up several times in one go.
If we can still perform an action rn, let us collect the remains of nophono and ameri-mutt so we can rebuild ameri-mutt
▶ №14335854[Quote]>>14335881
>>14335849We have to put our point into intelligence
▶ №14335857[Quote]
>>14335834lets decide what levels to get before we have a vote open doe. we could get agility and perception so we use guns gooder and see more
▶ №14335860[Quote]>>14335866>>14335881
>Norman Jackson has leveled up 8 times. No poll this time, just reply with a chosen skill point.
Intelligence twice, we need it to get hired
▶ №14335861[Quote]>>14335881
>>14335849INTELLIGENCE SO THAT WE ARE SMART ENOUGH TO REBUILD AMERIMUTT
▶ №14335863[Quote]>>14335881
>>14335849agility, someone else can do perception
▶ №14335865[Quote]>>14335881
>>14335849all into luck baby
▶ №14335866[Quote]>>14335882
>>14335860oyyy one point choice per person we dont need 4 int
▶ №14335869[Quote]>>14335877
so first of all what int lvl should we have to rebuild him?
▶ №14335873[Quote]>>14335881
>>>14335860 (You)
>oyyy one point choice per person we dont need 4 int
Yeah I meant 2 int in total geg
▶ №14335877[Quote]
>>14335869rebuilding him will probably take int + luck since hes pretty much in the same state as nophono who was ran over by an 18 wheeler so we can max into that and get some agility for better gun use
▶ №14335882[Quote]>>14335922
>>14335866we have 8 lvl ups, I gB!wl1YP will use my point for intelligence
▶ №14335888[Quote]
also the reason why we are deciding to rebuild amerimutt is because he could be a crucial part to this adventure and also hes cool
▶ №14335890[Quote]>>14335922
we should get some perception too
▶ №14335892[Quote]>>14335912>>14335922
>>14335881I also add a vote for luck since it affects a lot of things
▶ №14335896[Quote]>>14335905
>>>14335881
>I also add a vote for luck since it affects a lot of things
That makes 8 votes, right?
▶ №14335904[Quote]>>14335919
So far: +4 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception. Unless anyone wants to change their vote.
▶ №14335905[Quote]
>>14335896we have 2 points left to choose
▶ №14335911[Quote]
Retards.
▶ №14335912[Quote]>>14335944
>>14335881>>143358925+1 that Op added=6, we are left with 2 points
▶ №14335927[Quote]
looks good
▶ №14335930[Quote]>>14337048
>>14335922Marge and oreos
▶ №14335944[Quote]>>14335952>>14335953
>>14335912someone get endurance because I already put my vote on intelligence
▶ №14335952[Quote]>>14335978
>>14335944you can change your vote
then we get
+3 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception, +1 endurance
▶ №14335953[Quote]>>14335959>>14335961
>>14335944nobaldi cares about endurance. we survived a bomb so we are stronger due to calluses. plus we have 2 medics
▶ №14335960[Quote]
>>>14335944
>you can change your vote
>then we get
>+3 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception, +1 endurance
I told you retards that, that makes it 8 votes in total o algo
▶ №14335961[Quote]
>>14335953endurance gives 25 hp
▶ №14335978[Quote]>>14335983
>>14335952im still keeping my vote on intelligence
▶ №14335979[Quote]>>14335987
>>>14335944
>you can change your vote
>then we get
>+3 intelligence, +1 agility, +2 luck, +1 perception, +1 endurance
let's add these numbers unless IX wants to change xis vote
▶ №14335987[Quote]>>14335997
>>14335979I said I dont wanna change it
▶ №14335997[Quote]>>14336015
>>14335987then let's rebuild amerimutt
▶ №14336030[Quote]
>>>14335987
>then let's rebuild amerimutt
Fuck yeah
▶ №14336050[Quote]
alright lets start gathering pieces from the RV, his scooter, nophono and amerimutts remains to rebuild him
▶ №14336103[Quote]
Start gooning. NOW!
▶ №14336107[Quote]
>>14336081Collect the pieces of nophono, amerimutt and his scooter, then put them inside the white van and drive to the soysylum
▶ №14336168[Quote]>>14336309
anyway 'teens, I gotta go sleep now, cya
▶ №14336181[Quote]
Thou art Norman Jackson, a shallow vassal, an unlettered small-knowing soul of the common lag of people. For five and thirty winters hast thou been a dull and muddy-mettled rascal, yet now thou wouldst advance thy state from a drudge of nature to serve within the spital. Thy purpose is to travel to the asylum, but thou art cross'd with adversity. The common wain that runs by the school must be thy convoy, yet a thousand businesses are brief in hand to let thee.
BEGIN
Shake off this downy sleep within thy chamber. Thou art compassed by the doors thou viewest daily: a closet, a jakes, and a buttery.
Appendix
The laws of the lists:
Men are known by their several virtues and effects, which frame their nature.
Thou beginnest as a cuckoldly knave of the first degree, a very cipher with talents at nought.
Thy brain is troubled, and as fortune smiles or frowns, so shall thy madness wax or wane.
Thy troop may not exceed four; if more, thou must banish one.
Herein lies rough magic.
▶ №14336361[Quote]>>14336390
>>14336081how long until the evil highway becomes active?
▶ №14336390[Quote]
>>14336361for the entire in-game day, at least. it'll most likely re-activate after a timeskip
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>>14336081ok so we have the time, let's get nophono's body parts
▶ №14336500[Quote]>>14336510
>>14336485Go to the soysylum, we need to go there anyways and we have a half decent int stat
▶ №14336501[Quote]>>14336619>>14336623
>>14336485Can he pray to American jesus to look for guidance before he makes a decision?
▶ №14336506[Quote]
>>14336485cant we go to the store and get one of their industrial fridges? we have 3 niggas with guns
▶ №14336541[Quote]>>14336619
>>14336485is the store next to us a mc donalds or??
▶ №14336550[Quote]
>>>14336485
>Can he pray to American jesus to look for guidance before he makes a decision?
No because he's a soyboy and that's heckin bigoted and racist!
▶ №14336619[Quote]>>14336651>>14336664
>>14336501he's a soyence loving atheist. it'd be out of character.
>>14336541there is a mcdonalds there and also a starbucks and a pizza place. it's next to the apartments.
▶ №14336623[Quote]>>14336664
>>14336501erm chuddy, we pray to science, mkay?
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>>14336602so we either go to the goyslop mall to steal a fridge or straight to the soysylum
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>>the map btw
We can go to the college, then take the bus
▶ №14336651[Quote]>>14336666
>>14336619so we arent at the stripmall? it looked like we are closer to it than home. i guess get fridge where its closer
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>>14336623>>14336619The science is american jesus chud
▶ №14336666[Quote]>>14336674
>>14336651they're about equal distance from the highway.
▶ №14336671[Quote]>>14336684
>>>14336619
>so we arent at the stripmall? it looked like we are closer to it than home. i guess get fridge where its closer
I think we're at the nophono hideout but this is just the old map
▶ №14336674[Quote]>>14336685>>14336713
>>14336666go into the stripmall and rob any fridge that would be good for it
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>>14336671the nophono hideout was the RV
▶ №14336685[Quote]
>>14336674by it i mean the parts
▶ №14336713[Quote]
>>14336674the mcdonald's has a big ass freezer that would work
▶ №14336714[Quote]
>>>14336666
>go into the stripmall and rob any fridge that would be good for it
Yeah that seems like the best option right now
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>>14336485let's go to the mall for that fridge NIGGA
▶ №14336994[Quote]>>14337115
>>14336970let the african americans to distract both employees since you have 2 of them in your party and then secretly steal the fridge solo
▶ №14336995[Quote]>>14337115
>>14336970raid their kitchen, we will take their freezer and some goy supplies for our road
▶ №14337115[Quote]>>14337139
>>14336994>>14336995You have the Africans distract the employees to help you sneak through to the kitchen. Your low agility hinders your sneak, but the tactical distraction counters this.
Rolling
Evens, digits, or 9 = Success
Otherwise, failure
▶ №14337136[Quote]
>Evens, digits, or 9 = Success
Nine is an even number retard
▶ №14337139[Quote]>>14337196
>>14337115Can we distribute the goyslop in the fridge to the homeless phentcels? It would be hecking wholesome and worth a lot of reddit karma
▶ №14337152[Quote]>>14337171>>14337192
>>>14337115
>Can we distribute the goyslop in the fridge to the homeless phentcels? It would be hecking wholesome and worth a lot of reddit karma
Yeah but might hinder our sneaking ability
▶ №14337169[Quote]>>14337236
>>14337151Tell them he's here from BBC LLC, the father company of goyslop, and he's here to check up on the hardware o algo
▶ №14337171[Quote]>>14337192
>>14337152ermm could we redistribute the goyslop wealth between the homeless, that could be just like muh coomunism
▶ №14337174[Quote]>>14337194
or maybe the distraction changed, making it successful anyway…
▶ №14337185[Quote]
>>>14337152 (You)
>ermm could we redistribute the goyslop wealth between the homeless, that could be just like muh coomunism
And it would be so reddit chung us Keanu reeves 100!
▶ №14337192[Quote]
>>14337171>>14337152We do this once the fridge is OUT of the building. Norman just has to commit to it because the thought of being hecking wholesome and it would give norman the motivation to get it done
▶ №14337194[Quote]>>14337230
>>14337174so did we get the goyslop and the freezer?
▶ №14337216[Quote]>>14337230>>14337330
>>14337196then let's put amerimutts parts in there and go to the bus stop
im trans btw
▶ №14337219[Quote]
>>>14337171
>>>14337152 (You)
>We do this once the fridge is OUT of the building. Norman just has to commit to it because the thought of being hecking wholesome and it would give norman the motivation to get it done
Yeah makes sense, but make sure that Norman tells. All the fent addicts that they must sport trans child athletes rights or they're bigoted chuds and won't get food Geg
▶ №14337230[Quote]
>>14337194>>14337216norman is still at the counters being confronted by the mcdonalds employees
▶ №14337239[Quote]>>14337292>>14337324>>14337534
>>14337196>>14337151As an escape method I suggest that Norman starts screeching about being pickle reeee until they are distracted and then the blacks must grab the fridge and run
▶ №14337252[Quote]>>14337534
>>>14337196
>>>14337151
>As an escape method I suggest that Norman starts screeching about being pickle reeee until they are distracted and then the blacks must grab the fridge and run
perfect plan
▶ №14337324[Quote]
>>14337239we do this if our charisma roll fails for the bbc company idea
▶ №14337358[Quote]
>>14337330the hacker called 4chan is attempting to destroy this adventure board by making us troons
▶ №14337534[Quote]>>14337570
>>14337292>>14337252>>14337239Norman starts a scene by screeching and acting like a fool.
<IM PICKLE RICK! IM PICKLE REE!This allows the TJD to easily sneak and retrieve the industrial freezer from the kitchen. However there were a few employees there and they're reporting it.
Fleeing from the McDonald's should be easy at this point.
Rolling
Evens = +wanted level
Odds = employees are dismissed and laughed at
▶ №14337570[Quote]>>14337590>>14337596
>>14337534Fuck, the roles are bad today. Maybe he can avoid being caught by the police if he rubs grimmace shake all over himself to disguise himself?
▶ №14337590[Quote]
>>14337570maybe we could make tyrone and tyrell spark a BLM riot if the police comes
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we'll just have to wait and see though
▶ №14337596[Quote]
>>14337570He should tell the police about his reddit karma so they think it couldn't have been him
▶ №14337662[Quote]>>14337675>>14337796
>>14337649make tyrone and tyrell chimp out, calling the cops racists and slip away in the chaos
▶ №14337663[Quote]>>14337675>>14337796
>>14337649get your bipoc friends to start wrecking shit up so the cops think its just a blm riot and leave
▶ №14337675[Quote]
>>14337662>>14337663This is the only way out
▶ №14337707[Quote]
with the addendum that out of guilt for making the wholesome blacks take the fall for him while he escaped, he has to confess to his crime on r/amitheasshole
▶ №14337724[Quote]
>>>14337654
>>and oreos
You're the antichrist
▶ №14337730[Quote]>>14337757
>with the addendum that out of guilt for making the wholesome blacks take the fall for him while he escaped, he has to confess to his crime on r/amitheasshole
Then post the cops on r/antifascist GEG
▶ №14337753[Quote]>>14337790
OP give me a recap PLZ.
▶ №14337757[Quote]
>>14337730we need the le wholesome antifa to punish these reycist pigs
▶ №14337770[Quote]>>14337786
>OP give me a recap PLZ.
Just read the main images, there is like 25 in total, it wouldn't take that much time
▶ №14337786[Quote]
>>14337770what main images
▶ №14337790[Quote]>>14337817
>>14337753we shit ourselves
took a shower
tried to make sproke and meds combo but it exploded
we raided a soylent truck and killed the schizo driving it
we made friends with 2 niggers
we got an amerimutt killed
we raped nophono
NOWwe are trying to repair the amerimutt and we need a fridge to store his parts in and now we need to get rid of the racis ass cops on our tail award
▶ №14337796[Quote]>>14337824>>14337844
>>14337662>>14337663The TJD start a chimpout. A few jewish nigs join in on the chaos.
Rolling
Evens = The ploy works, -wanted
Odds = the white devil cops go KKK on the niggs (which soyciety VILL pvnish but only after the fact)
Digits = Ploy works and you gain chimpout perk
▶ №14337809[Quote]
>>>14337770 (You)
>what main images
I mean the images op posted relating to the story, "main images" sounds stupid as fuck since I'm an ESLGQD nusoicaca
▶ №14337817[Quote]>>14337823
>>14337790ALSO op was doing some sanity gimmick but xhe abandoned it halfway thank science since nobaldi would care for that raisin
▶ №14337823[Quote]>>14337838>>14337879
>>14337817sanity mecanics won tho
▶ №14337824[Quote]>>14337856
>>14337796>Oh my fauci this is just like that scene in the godfather 2 where they escape from cuba amidst the revlutionremarks norman
▶ №14337838[Quote]
>>14337823i call you a nigger for making this post
you start to feel le sad and lost -2 sanity
▶ №14337844[Quote]>>14337858
>>14337796check the mcdonalds counter for goyslop
▶ №14337856[Quote]>>14337865
>>14337824That's SOYince father* to you, bigoted CHVD!
▶ №14337858[Quote]>>14337882
>>14337844we already raided the kitchen for goyslop
▶ №14337865[Quote]
>>14337856reported for rule 27
▶ №14337870[Quote]>>14337886
pray to klaus schwab
▶ №14337879[Quote]
>>14337823That's why you should count every roll that ended in odds because op said that would decrease 2 sanity. In the start of the adventure a day ago o algo
▶ №14337882[Quote]
>>14337858goy roll right out of the mcdonald's then
▶ №14337886[Quote]
>>14337870Arrange the body parts in a circle and try to SUMMON schwab to help you use science to bring the guy back to life
▶ №14337893[Quote]>>14337899>>14337965
>>>14337870
>Arrange the body parts in a circle and try to SUMMON schwab to help you use science to bring the guy back to life
Do that in the college or it's against the soyintefic method o algo
▶ №14337899[Quote]
>>14337893Ok but you have to maintain the lie that they are aborted fetues so that you do not raise suspicion further
▶ №14337965[Quote]
>>14337893The incantation is probably something like you have to say
>I am ready for the new world order>The bugs digest inside me>I own nothing, I will never own anything>I am happy ▶ №14338047[Quote]>>14338088
>>14338022check out nophono's hideout and see if he can help you
▶ №14338058[Quote]
>>14338022Get your phone out, start filming in the hobo parkand distribute the goyslop and post it on reddit. Remembering that you need a minimum of 15k karma to bring back the dead at university, this is very important
▶ №14338088[Quote]
>>14338047we already encountered and killed nophono
▶ №14338105[Quote]>>14338137
>>14338072check the stripmall for slop
▶ №14338137[Quote]>>14338266
>>14338105We have a whole fridge FULL of slop! read the thread nusoi!
▶ №14338141[Quote]>>14338156>>14338459
>>14338022Go to the nophono hideout and give the slow pout to the homeless
▶ №14338149[Quote]>>14338156>>14338459
Go to the hobo park* I'm retarded
▶ №14338156[Quote]>>14338459
>>14338141>>14338149Yes but do it mr beast style to farm karma and attention
▶ №14338164[Quote]>>14338459
>>>14338141 (You)
>>>14338149 (You)
>Yes but do it mr beast style to farm karma and attention
Yes, and make sure to post it on at least 25 different subreddits so you can milk it as dry as possible
▶ №14338266[Quote]
>>14338137we need MORE SLOP.
▶ №14338459[Quote]>>14338526>>14338529>>14338551>>14338571>>14338572>>14338617
>>14338141>>14338149>>14338156>>14338164You go to the evil retarded hobo park to feed the evil, retarded hobos. This good deed won't go unpunished but it will go uploaded straight to reddit to farm updoots and probably Youtube as well to make some money.
Since the hobos are evil and retarded, they are liable to attack at any moment…
Rolling
Evens,attacked by evil retarded hobos
Odds,not yet
▶ №14338526[Quote]>>14338543>>14338551
>>14338459'eens, should we farm the hobos for levels or just go to the collage?
▶ №14338529[Quote]>>14338551
>>14338459Does the reddit karma have a gameplay mechanic?
▶ №14338543[Quote]>>14338575
>>14338526If we slaughter them that would be unwholesome chungus keanu reeves 100 and would tank our karma
▶ №14338551[Quote]
>>14338526>>14338459Get the fuck out of there and return to the main storyline, We got to get the fridge to the university o algo
>>14338529No we just did this because it is in character and for the love of the game
▶ №14338571[Quote]
>>14338459yeah let's go to the bus station
▶ №14338572[Quote]
>>14338459Yeah we should go to the campus
▶ №14338575[Quote]>>14338595>>14338627
>>14338543we could stop recording then farm their xp
▶ №14338595[Quote]>>14338627
>>14338575no these heckin homeless fent goblins shall remain unharmed
▶ №14338617[Quote]>>14338628>>14338664
>>14338459tell them theyll recieve food stamps if they do not attack you
▶ №14338627[Quote]>>14338642>>14338652
>>14338575>>14338595Hypothetically, what would happen if one of the blacks started chimping out and called the homeless cracker ass bitches for no reason?
▶ №14338628[Quote]
>>14338617marge i didnt supersage. r we autosaged?
▶ №14338642[Quote]
>>14338627Let the niggers and the center fight and just escape with the ameriGQD
▶ №14338652[Quote]>>14338678
>>14338627tribal race warfare
▶ №14338664[Quote]>>14338785
>>14338617they're evil retarded hobos. it's hard to convince them to put off their evil aggression and hostility.
▶ №14338678[Quote]>>14338711
>>14338652Gemmy, I hope it happens
▶ №14338711[Quote]>>14338719
>>14338678But would norman want this?
▶ №14338719[Quote]>>14338745
>>14338711He doesn't control the evil homeless or the blacks. Its not up to him
▶ №14338745[Quote]>>14338769
>>14338719trve trve.. well i'd that we go to the bus station and if the race war breaks out we would have a hard decision to make
▶ №14338769[Quote]
>>14338745I would ask the teen running this if we can roll for racewar. if digits racewar, if odds smallscale fight, if even then nothing
▶ №14338791[Quote]
>>14338785can our pet tyrones start a race war by insulting the homeless for nothing*
▶ №14338795[Quote]>>14338805
taking a short break (talking hours)
currently decided that they head to the college near the bus stop
▶ №14338812[Quote]
>>14338785okay, n-word roll soon enough
▶ №14338832[Quote]
>>>14338785
>okay, n-word roll soon enough
Nigga you can say nigga
▶ №14338847[Quote]
alright teens im off to sleep, it was a gemmy adventurous day indeed award
▶ №14338852[Quote]
>taking a short break (talking hours)
Goodbye adventureGQD
▶ №14340121[Quote]
up
▶ №14341104[Quote]
bumo
▶ №14341918[Quote]
BVMP
▶ №14343357[Quote]
up
▶ №14344756[Quote]
saved
▶ №14345277[Quote]
Bvmp o algo
▶ №14345305[Quote]
why isn't this thread looped?
▶ №14345321[Quote]>>14345369
>why isn't this thread looped?
Because nannies are too busy dilating xhemselfs to care
▶ №14345369[Quote]
>>14345321I asked mustard to loop it in IRC but he didn't respond and still hasn't so at this point it seems like they just don't want to for some reason
IDK why, they've been very liberal with looping high quality adventure threads in the past.
▶ №14345650[Quote]>>14345660
>>14345640That should be like a third of their hp at least
▶ №14345663[Quote]
>>>14345640
>That should be like a third of their hp at least
I'm a retard I looked at the wrong post number
▶ №14345716[Quote]>>14345761
>>14345703Summon postman Pat to help you
▶ №14345761[Quote]
>>14345716we're not using floydian magic to summon that
▶ №14345812[Quote]>>14345927
>>14345703They helped you defeat Nophono, it's only fair that you help them back now (besides, you are a good BLM-supporting soyboy, you must defeat the heckin' racisterinos, imagine how proud Captain America would be of you!)
▶ №14345927[Quote]
>>14345812You consider leaving the TJD to sort it out, but then you remember when Captain America lifted Thor's hammer, and said "Avengers Assemble!"
You pull out the SNS revolver, then impulsively shoot the ER hobos with it.
Rolling
[post number]*3*2 shots= damage
digits,8 = critical
most odds = 1 shot misses
4 = accidentally hit a TJD with a minicrit
1 = both shots miss
▶ №14346426[Quote]>>14346490
>>14346125Are we using nerf guns or what are theese damage outputs
▶ №14346490[Quote]
>>14346426it's randomized based on the last post number. that's the lowest possible damage besides 0. getting good numbers sorts things out quickly. award
▶ №14346815[Quote]
bvmp
▶ №14347047[Quote]>>14347156
>>14346125SHOOT XHEM!!! SHOOT XHEM!!!
▶ №14347156[Quote]
>>14347047The team takes a few steps back and unload 6 shots onto the evil retarded hobos.
Rolling
[post number]*3*6 shots = damage
odds = half shots miss
9,digits=critical
4=minicrit
6=split between 2 hobos
▶ №14347325[Quote]>>14347413>>14347441
>>14347235Chop one hobo head off and other hobos started blaming each other
▶ №14347413[Quote]>>14347441
>>14347325>>14347342>>14347347luck roll
evens above 4 = supplies acquired
odds above 5 = only knife acquired
digits = epic machete acquired
▶ №14347457[Quote]
>>14347441We might have to harvest some hobos for bodyparts to repair amerimutt with higher chanches. So maybe we should fight
▶ №14347514[Quote]>>14347537
>>14347450>>14347461Your party opts to shoot the trees.
Rolling
Digits = it collapses
8,9 or 0 = a super evil leopard falls out
▶ №14347690[Quote]>>14347760
>>14347619Take the gun from the TJD.
Wr could also try getting into the pond some of them might not be able to swim due to blood alcohol levels if they tried to cime after us
▶ №14347760[Quote]>>14347767
>>14347690You swap guns with one of the TJD, then enter the pond, hoping the terrain gives you an advantage. You fires two rounds before the turn expires…
Rolling
[post number]*3*2 shots=damage
odds = one miss
digits=both hit and are critical hits on a single hobo
▶ №14347767[Quote]>>14347829
>>14347760Search for you postcard
▶ №14347780[Quote]>>14347992
>>14347619he gives out a heccin heroic speech of justice where he says that the hobos arent actually retarded or evil but actually misunderstood and broken and that the heckin capitalism is le BAD because we need to assemble like our avengers to fight against a greater evil!
▶ №14347802[Quote]>>14347803>>14347845>>14347992
wait can we please try taming one of the injured hobos since we can like make him go through redemption or some shit
▶ №14347803[Quote]
>>14347802mb didnt mean to sage
▶ №14347805[Quote]>>14347829>>14347839
>>14347791Search for you postcard now
▶ №14347839[Quote]>>14347843
>>14347805what the fuck is a postcard gonna do
▶ №14347840[Quote]>>14347992
>>14347829The postcard will do something useful later
▶ №14347845[Quote]>>14347871>>14347964
>>14347802maybe you can try lobotomizing him or force him to take meds or some shiet using medical skill
▶ №14347871[Quote]
>>14347845actually maybe yeah
▶ №14347932[Quote]
anyway bump of course since this is peak
▶ №14347964[Quote]
>>14347845alright maybe lobotomy
▶ №14347992[Quote]
>>14347780>>14347802>>14347840Norman suffers baby damage (8) then tries to reason with the hobos…
>Wait a minute! Consider what made you evil and retarded… it wasn't me, but it was capitalism! They pushed you aside, and made you feel unloved, but if we assemble like the Avengers, we can overthrow the evil soyciety and create an equal one, where everyone gets free trans girlfriends!Rolling
2,5,8,digits = the hobos listen and become less evil and retarded…
▶ №14348081[Quote]>>14348154
>>14348067hmm okay maybe try healing one of them then invite them to your party and then leave the rest alone and tell them that more goyslop will eventually come soon
▶ №14348154[Quote]
>>14348081You give some of your snacks to the lowest health hobo, and he eats them, healing 25 HP back.
Whether he joins or not, depends on how much of the evil he has eschewed.
Rolling
Evens,3,7, or digits = he joins
▶ №14348223[Quote]>>14348235
>>14348214what kind of collage is this?
▶ №14348235[Quote]>>14348244>>14348245
>>14348223it's a community college but it has a decent amount of technology and a library. you're able to find a lab to rebuild amerimutt here, or at the soysylum.
▶ №14348244[Quote]>>14348264
>>14348235perfect to the college then
▶ №14348245[Quote]>>14348264
>>14348235hmm
then lets try rebuilding amerimutt at the college then (ooh wait maybe give him a gun for one of his arms so that he can be a true ameriGOD patriot)
▶ №14348264[Quote]>>14348352
>>14348245>>14348244alright. it'll take a minute to build the college
▶ №14348352[Quote]>>14348463
>>14348264its been 18 minutes mister
▶ №14348463[Quote]>>14348499
>>14348352it's an expression nusoi
▶ №14348499[Quote]
>>14348463mmm ok
I'll try to be patient
▶ №14348561[Quote]>>14348700
Gemmy thread, Also I really enjoyed your christmas adventure thread from last year OP, I was sad you never made a part three
▶ №14348588[Quote]>>14348700
Gemmy as always op, the fight was a gemerald
▶ №14348598[Quote]
Also 4 int, 3 luck, 1 charisma might be enough for us to get hired
▶ №14348700[Quote]>>14348715>>14348739>>14348743>>14348787
making several types of npc's, this will take a while
>>14348561>>14348588thanks
▶ №14348715[Quote]
>>14348700take your time king
▶ №14348739[Quote]
>>14348700This is gonna be so high quality I'm already leaking my clitty!!!!! Xisters, I need a break to dilate!!
▶ №14348743[Quote]
>>14348700HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE SO EXCITING I CANT WAIT
▶ №14348787[Quote]
>>14348700GEMERALD kino masterpiece incoming
▶ №14348883[Quote]
Bumping while its in the making
▶ №14348925[Quote]
Bump
▶ №14348947[Quote]>>14349037>>14349081
>You walk through the college's front door, and into the main lobby.
>You meet a black man in a fancy suit. He says
>>Good morning, gentlemen.
Tell him about our situation
▶ №14348973[Quote]>>14348988
>>14348935ask if they have a library or a laboratory
▶ №14348982[Quote]>>14348996
>Tell him about our situation
Is that wise? I thought resurrecting amerimutt was going against soyientific method. tell him you are researching creation of george droyd, it should be similar in principle o algo
▶ №14348988[Quote]>>14349033
>>14348973You gonna fight some abomination if you did that
▶ №14348996[Quote]
>>14348982we have to be careful with what we say or their hebrew programing might get alerted
▶ №14349007[Quote]
>>Tell him about our situation
>Is that wise? I thought resurrecting amerimutt was going against soyientific method. tell him you are researching creation of george droyd, it should be similar in principle o algo
If we say we're reviving amerimutt using Klaus Schwab Special COVID syringes they will let us in
▶ №14349014[Quote]
Accidental sage, my bad
▶ №14349017[Quote]>>14349024>>14349037
Also op, will the story end when we reach the soysylum or will it continue inside there?
▶ №14349024[Quote]>>14349033
>>14349017The story end when we go to library and getting killed by those abomination
▶ №14349033[Quote]
>>14348988>>14349024This anonymous teen is really apprehensive about going to the library
▶ №14349037[Quote]
>>14349017reaching soysylum will probably make a part 2, with all the progress saved
>>14348947im currently going with this for the next panels
▶ №14349049[Quote]
>>>14348988
>>>14349024
>This anonymous teen is really apprehensive about going to the library
Oh my fauci! Our xuestmaster is really hitting us with the spine tingling bone chilling A24 cheap jumpscare free arg meta irl horror KINO!!! just like my heckin SpongeBob creepypasta s and lost media!!!!!
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Norman will explain to the lobby dude. Tell the truth or tell a lie?
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Go to the library. The abomination is easy and gives free EXP.
▶ №14349059[Quote]>>14349063
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>Norman will explain to the lobby dude. Tell the truth or tell a lie?
Truth but only explain the part about amerimutt getting injured, so they don't report you to the police for stuffing a dildo on a guy mouth and killing 2 people GEG
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>>14349059he'll only tell him about nophono and amerimutt
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>>Norman will explain to the lobby dude. Tell the truth or tell a lie?
>Truth but only explain the part about amerimutt getting injured, so they don't report you to the police for stuffing a dildo on a guy mouth and killing 2 people GEG
trve
▶ №14349081[Quote]>>14349094
>>14348947You explain your motives and today's events. How you inadvertently caused the highway incident as self defense against an evil entity. How that evil entity used his tentacles to rip your mutt friend to shreds, and how you plan on bringing him back. You also add that you're an accredited soyentist, and that this does heckin' justice because it brings a mulatto back to life…
The black man says
>Wow, let's unpack this. You had to throw a monster into the highway, and that's what caused the traffic jam? Now you're trying to Frankenstein your friend that he murdered? Alright… Well, we have the traffic jam. What other evidence, facts, and snopes do you have to verify this… story of yours? ▶ №14349094[Quote]>>14349184
>>14349081make the tyrones swear on their ebonic soul
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>make the tyrones swear on their ebonic soul
Geg do this. Also open the freezer and show xim the inside
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>Go to the library. The abomination is easy and gives free EXP.
Split mind award
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>>14349094>>14349110The TJD's say
<I swear on my nigga sole that the soyentist be preachin truth yo.The lobby man says
>How formidable, but I demand evidence, or a written admission that you have schizophrenia!You unveil the contents of the freezer. It proves that Nophono exists, has tentacles, and that the mutt was brutally slaughtered.
>Oh lawdy! I think I smell rubber too! Mane… Look… Can I see the tentacle? ▶ №14349210[Quote]>>14349216
>>14349206the purple rope looking part is the tentacles
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>Swineborg block you way
And ignore this fag
▶ №14349216[Quote]>>14349254
>>14349210oh ok then uhh ask him on where is the place where the technology is located
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>"can I see the tentacle"
Nigga look it's right there
▶ №14349238[Quote]>>14349254
>>14349184ask him to let us use the laboratory
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>>14349216>>14349222>>14349238You let him closely examine the tentacle.
>Yeah, this ain't no octopus. This be paranormal!You ask him where you can find the tech to rebuild Amerimutt.
>Hmm… A'ight. Here's your map, sir. Y'alls should blend in. Have fun rebuilding your friend! ▶ №14349271[Quote]>>14349583
>>14349254so first i'd say let's go to the library to learn about anatomy and droydism
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>>14349254also I gotta ask
why did we decide to rebuild amerimutt again
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>>14349272he gave his life to help us fag
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we need to help him, that is the chud way
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>>14349272everyone said he was cool and needed to be brought back to life somehow
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>>14349278ohh ok
then I agree with gB!wL1YP's plan
lets go to the library
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also quick note please give ernest an implant that heals his wounds but has a timer of 5 hours before it can regenerate wounds again because goddamn did you see how much damage they were doing to the TJD dudes earlier
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>also quick note please give ernest an implant that heals his wounds but has a timer of 5 hours before it can regenerate wounds again because goddamn did you see how much damage they were doing to the TJD dudes earlier
Nigga tf u talking about
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>>14349360we recruited like a random hobo earlier and did you see how much damage they were doing to the TJD guys
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>>14349370Ernest is truly our bvllserker
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Bump
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also im bumping so that more 'teens can participate in this gemmy thread
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vp
▶ №14349583[Quote]>>14349594
>>14349271You visit the library, and ask for books on anatomy and Droidism.
>Okay, library card?Rolling
If evens, the library is open to non-students… if not, you need to bypass it somehow…
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>>14349583that jeet looks suspicious with those 2 zoomers cornering him and him having a purse and all. investigate.
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>>14349608i was too quick and impatient but do this
>>14349594 since it could help
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>>14349608Pull out the star of david and say (you) are 'ewish
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>>14349608uhh tell him that the hobo named "ernest" used to be a former student of this college and if we get lucky enough there could be a student in their records named "ernest" once
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>>14349652indians are weaker than polish women. bully him out of his library card if its possible without making the foid librarian see it
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>>14349652search the jeets bag
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>>14349666what if we tried this one
>>14349645 ▶ №14349677[Quote]>>14349792
>>14349669if the jeet's izzat doesnt let him get bullied then we can try that since it sounds out of the box gemmy
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>>14349652or we can take their student card
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>>14349678trade cow shit for their student card
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>>14349684we do not have a cow nor it's shit
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>>14349666>>14349667>>14349677>>14349678>>14349684<Hmm… I need to investigate!>Do not open the bag, saar!You put the bag on the table and open it.
If evens above 5, you find some blackmail content
If odds below 5, you find a student card
If 5, he freaks out
If digits, you find the books you need inside…
