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Kill southern traitors

Soyunion because cobson WNBAG

study the playing field, soimmanders

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play as the nigger-loving faction, first action: get everyone to suck tyrone's bbc until he runs out of cum

>>14320345
burn the cob hills

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thrembo minutes

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It's settled, 'teens will be playing as the Army of the Soytomac with Gen. Soy "Feral Turtle" Meade in charge.

Cavalry officer General John Chudford arrives at the town of Soysburg.
The local posters tell stories of Cobfederate soldiers who have been ransacking the town recently for the supplies of meds and sproke (so they can heckin' function as a functioning member of soyciety… because they just have to, ok???).

Upon hearing this, Chudford rushes to the outskirts of soysburg, and sees a now retreating group of Cobfederates.
Chudford has had an encounter with Cobefederate cavalry thrembo days ago at 'Randy Soystation. He believes that the cavalry have served as a distraction for the Army of Northern Soyginia to carefully make their way into Soysylvania, and begin their invasion.
He also believes that the cobfederates will show up again next morning, and that Soot be with them if a large skirmish takes place between them.
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Chudford has only about 2000 well-equipped cavalry'teens at his disposal, and he won't be able to hold for long if his theory of the entire Cobfederate army marching to Soysburg is true.
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The newly-appointed Commander of the Soyunion army will not be able to arrive in time, to help, but surrounding corps and regiments may be able to arrive tommorow, but not in time to aid Chudford before the Cobfederate attack takes place.
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Xhe has to dig in, and set up defense.

choose formation:

>>14320282 (OP)
the confederacy was a jewish rebellion against white protestants of the north btw, slavery was a jewish plan to import 9999 gorillion niggers to a new continent that wouldve been 99% white without nignogs

>>14321296
as if abraham "i worship niggers and put them in the government" lincoln was any better

forgot to set a time for the poll, excuse my raisinty attention span
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pick formation:

>>14321296
Even doe union were bbc slvts who wanted to release 70IQ savages onto white population of the south

1 hour left

kek, why can't y'all niggers behave in an adventure thread?

>>14321333
i think 1 has the most surface area against the cobniggers

>>14321333
Chudford was right. The Cobfederates did show up in the morning, as he predicted. The first few waves that came to Soysburg were taken by surprised when they started getting planked at by Glownigger's in blue, and what started out as a small skirmish eventually blew into a full-scale battle as the Cobfederates called for reinforcements.
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Soyunion General Berndolds and his 1st Corps (around 12K 'teens) will arrive into Soysburg by 9 AM, until then, Chudford and his dismounted 'avalry will have to hold on.
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The Cobfederates also placed two 'arty-llery batteries on a high ground position and are firing with them on Soyunionist forces.
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You have around 1700 'teens left.

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>>>14321333
>Chudford was right. The Cobfederates did show up in the morning, as he predicted. The first few waves that came to Soysburg were taken by surprised when they started getting planked at by Glownigger's in blue, and what started out as a small skirmish eventually blew into a full-scale battle as the Cobfederates called for reinforcements.
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>Soyunion General Berndolds and his 1st Corps (around 12K 'teens) will arrive into Soysburg by 9 AM, until then, Chudford and his dismounted 'avalry will have to hold on.
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>The Cobfederates also placed two 'arty-llery batteries on a high ground position and are firing with them on Soyunionist forces.
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>You have around 1700 'teens left.
We should widdle at their forces until we have enough advantage to rush their arty.

>>14322278
more will keep coming doe

>>>14322278 (You)
>more will keep coming doe
Yeah you're right, but currently they have the high ground advantage, should we retreat to take that away and deliver more concentrated blows?

>>14321296
wasn't the confederacy almost 50% black?

Abandoned the thread award

up

>>14322185
A regiment charges the tops with their bayonets, and succesfully takes over their artillery with the 'ebs on the run.
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There is one small problem.
The artillery pieces will be too cumbersome to try and move someplace else, and there is no doubt that the Cobfederates will try to take them again.
What is the order for these jakkers?

>>14324077
didnt abandon the thread award

Gemmy thread gets bumped

>>14320282 (OP)
>and oreos

hey OP, your thread is a gem so I 'chived it on the save the bull website. should be useful for when you want to get 'teens caught up on the story even if the thread gets slid
https://hansamsler.com/comic/battle-of-soysburg-adventure/

op please continue please please pelasepleasepleaseprlasepleasepela

>>14324391
thank you, chud

>>14324424
The 'teens in blue succesfully destroy the Cobfederate batteries, to the dismay of the soyldiers in grey. The retreating Soyunionist regiment have been slowed down too much by their work on the cannons, and the Cobfederates who just arrived on the hill give them no quarter. Only a few make their way back unharmed.
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Niggerhell is stirring up on the frontlines as the Cobfederates make their way into Soysburg.
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You have about 1550 'teens left.
What do you do?

>>14324858
Approve it obsessed jannies

>>14324858
rape niggers

FUCKING YANKEEFAGS

>>14324858
eat mcdonalds or something like that

>>14324858
have a portion of your army march north on gape hill to intercept the incoming cobfederates and have the heckin high ground

>>14324858
SEND IN THE 51st MASSACHUSETTS BBC BATTALION TO SAVE THE 'TEENS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>14324962
500 'teens rush over to Gape Hill, but meet the incoming Cobfederates before they're able to set up defense on the hill. and thus, meet head on. The opposing force being around 800 Cobfederates.
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Soythern forces west of Soysburg have formed and are about to pummel through the remaining 'teens led by Chudford. General Berndolds should arrive with reinforcements in 30 minutes.
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What do you do?

Never back down never what?

>>14325050
that was the 54th Massachusetts, retard

>>14325102
Chudford reorganises his 'teens and forms a stronger line, however. After a couple minutes of fighting, the cobfederates charge the Soyunionist position with xheir bayonets as they yell out their fierce battle cry.
You have about 1300 'teens left.
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Berdnolds should arrive in 15 minutes.
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What do you do?

>>14325855
>the cobfederate battle cry
GEEEEEEG or something

>>14325855
picketts charge

>>14325876
not yet (no spoilers o algo)

i think we should retreat

>>14324391
there's something wrong with the archive, it keeps showing the same skirmish image eve&doe it has been getting edited so that it stays lore consistent like my marvel comics. I'll save them as seperate images just in case

>>14326778
ohhh my bad, I saw the same filename and assumed they were the same image. I'll fix it

>>14324391
>Site has an adventure thread made by a pedophile on it
oh no no no STBcacas…

>>14326962
MARGE??? which one

>>14326977
the HTSM one he was banned R1

>>14326985
No? You're just making things up, or thinking of a different HTSM adventure. I made that one and I wasn't banned, I have gempass

>>14327000
it was started by him and all things share satanic energy as long as you give it enough attention, the thread is not an exception and you wouldn't want to have murders or rape on your hands would you?
Trust me, it would save many lives, people often say "separate art from the artist" while indulging in stained media, even if filtered through other, pure people, in the end it won't stop the worst of the spirit from reaching you, how do you think mass shooters appeared? Recycling upon recycling of news, movies, conversations being recited by killer after killer.. In this case, obviously, it's not a desire to murder, but pedophilia could arguably be worse, and ruining more lives..

>>14327047
Uh… what?

>>14327047
Uh… what?

>>14327047
Uh… what?

>>14327063
>>14327063
Have you been on big platforms, like with twitter/X? I cannot blame you if you don't, but it's still a great source for firsthand accounts/discussions.. Now, you will inevitably see a "lolicon" discussing some retarded shit, right? And more of them, and more, now, you wouldn't see these many people in real life would you? There is more to this than you would think, from persia to china, individuals would all come up with their own theories on the energy of the mind and how it affects others, with the rise of scientific discoveries and curbing out of cultural traditions, however, it's way more rarely seen in these parts of the world. But even if it's gone, you can still see that many observed how horrible, borderline satanic behaviour (rape, murder, torture), discussed by the victims, perpetrators, friends of both, have all lead to the thoughts of people around them being darker and darker. The writings from them, even if not directly related to vile thoughts, would still give people a sense of unease and discomfort, which on its own is harmless, but combined with the harsh conditions of the earlier time periods still could have lead to rash, murderous, violent decisions…
Now, on this site, people share thousands of such writings and material, from unknown people, from unknown places, with unknown intent which could be simply liedabout on text… You'll never know whether the poster is satanist, pedophilic, or somehow even worse, but their intentions, thoughts would slowly seep into you if you kept indulging in what they (maybe even unwittingly!) transfer to you through COMPLEYELY USELESS imagery. And the adventure thread is no exception! You might have not carried over the degeneracy of the original author but his idea, his material still has the HORRIFYING potential of pushing some unlucky, disturbed mind into doing something irreversible and morally bankrupt! Think of your users for christ's sake!
>Ooooooooooooooh but I wasted so much time, so much effort, that cannot possibly go to waste, even if I'll sacrifice a person's life for it!
Don't worry, even if it will sting a little, you still learned, improved and people laugh (at an expense of a bit of disturbing infiltrations), the thread was not to waste, but it's time to let it go before it becomes too late.

>>14327250
the concept of energy might sound gay but you really have to look it up, or even visit the sites of battles/massacres… You'll know what I mean. It's the same for media made by pedophiles.

snca

>>14327271
So is that what you'll do? Keep quoting me with this satanic shit (never since 2023 have I saves one of those) and ignore the blatant danger to your users? Alright, come back when you have an R2 ban and the feds on your ass.

>>14327292
bait nodrone will fall for

it's derailed…

>>14327355
You're actualy irredeemable. Holy shit, at least you seemed like a good person at start but now you're just blatantly mocking any attempts to deter pedophilia? Actually disappointing.

>>14327328
Don't be demoralized, 'teen, just continue the thread, it's a gem

>>14327478
dont know what this thread is about but reading this made my day. take this medal kind stranger.

>>14327047
STB author here. I just asked Mustard and apparently you were right, the HTSM adventure thread that I hijacked after the first 2 panels was originally made by a pedo who got banned for rule 1. I still don't believe your schizo retardation about him somehow magically infusing his pedophilia into the 2 shitty MS paint panels he did, but I don't want to host anything made by a pedophile so I'll either redraw his two panels or take the adventure thread off the site.
Sorry about not asking for proof that what you were saying was true, you were talking so theatrically that I assumed you were just baiting me.

>>14327986
Alright, took it off the site.

also to OP, sorry for derailing the thread, you should just make a new thread when/if you continue this adventure