anyway now that i've gotten that out of a way, here's a list of instructions I have drunkenly given people for my funeral over the years. if you are the executor of my will and find this somehow you should know that it is LEGALLY BINDING

  • they should play Black Hair Drugs while somebody hammers my corpse into its final resting place beneath a meter of asphalt using some kind of industrial trench-digging vehicle
  • "gonna play Tubthumping at my funeral and leave the guests looking at each other in uncertain dread, completely unsure of how nervous they should be about me pulling a Jesus"
  • they should play Everybody's Circulation
  • whatever this means
  • kazoo trap remix of Amazing Grace
  • mandatory vodka shots