Fundraiser commission for @Mimix
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post by TooTiredJack on Nov 24
post by DummehBabbeh on Nov 24
I saw a Wicked ad on a can of g-ddamn Pillsbury biscuits the other day. Fucking BISCUITS. It wasn’t even a good ad. It was just the movie logo out of nowhere.
I’m sure baking this little shitrat into a batch of biscuit-based (flying) monkey bread would briefly calm my rage against idiot marketing. Mind, I prefer Aldi brand. All the flavour and quality, none of the “throw money and see what sticks” ad exec stupidity.
ETA: I tried to read Maguire, but he’s nothing but a derivative schmuck who got lucky on a dead man’s stories. His take on Cinderella made me want to pee myself. I have literally written better books in three weeks.
post by TooTiredJack on Nov 24
Fucking hate over saturated marketing. Remember when the Lorax came out and they used it to advertise a damn SUV?
Now Walmart using the Grinch to get people to spend a shitload of money on useless crap like that’s not the opposite of the actual message of the story.
post by Mimix on Nov 24
That’s bc Illumination is a limp dick
They dont take a stand even for shit
They just know how to make superficial shit appealing with bright colors
post by DummehBabbeh on Nov 24
DummehBabbeh
Silly Goose
Rrrgh, YES. A studio could literally make a movie called Chastity McChasterson Becomes A Nun, based on the novel about a nun who never removes her habit and thinks babies come from pimples, and it would be used to shill condoms and lingerie. There is no logic.
post by DummehBabbeh on Nov 24
DummehBabbeh
Silly Goose
There are reasons I seldom watch movies made after 1980. The Exorcist just wouldn’t be the same with a shirtless Father Karras halting the exorcism to swig a Bepis.
post by TomSitsOnJerry on Nov 24
Pixar: Human greed is destroying the enviroment!
also Pixar: owned by the biggest fucking greedy corporate scrooge on the planet.
(yeah i love Wall-E, but the movie´s existance is built on cognitive dissonance)
post by Babbehkicker on Nov 24
Despise advertisements. But the foal in the picture is cute.
post by Foolish_Shadow on Nov 28
Minecraft, I get because of Creepers. Wicked, I get because of the Witch.
But Stitch? How does a green foal even connect to that? If it was Shrek, I’d understand, but Stitch?
post by TooTiredJack on Nov 28
She didn’t have the green face paint until their desperate attempt to tie in with Wicked.
post by DummehBabbeh on Nov 28
LOL, she’s just painting them? That makes things even better.
post by Foolish_Shadow on Dec 1
I thought it was a deliberate decision to just color the face to make it stand out more, didn’t realize they were using face paint
post by TooTiredJack on Dec 1
yeah that’s why I left it kinda “scribbly” looking. It would probably come across better in full color.
