post by Carniviousduck on Nov 28
post by Ace on Nov 28
Someone didn’t get pardoned by the president
post by SamSpadeSlater on Nov 28
What is he stuffed with?
post by 7svendye on Nov 28
A special chestnut stuffing
post by recreationalsadist on Nov 28
I love how miserable he looks.
He knows what’s about to happen and is resigned to his impending horrible death.
post by TomSitsOnJerry on Nov 28
If you didn´t eat the turkey you this wouldn´t have happened you gluttonous little fuck!
post by severenachoduck on Nov 28
“Fwuffy sowwy fwuffy haf wong necky, nu mean tu be ab.. abnomi… bomnation! Huuhuuuu”
I love how miserable he looks. Like he knows why he’s there. That’s the best form of misery~
post by DummehBabbeh on Nov 28
I’ve heard it’s funnier if you carve them alive.
post by Just_Bathrooms on Nov 29
Waiter, there’s fluff on my turkey.
post by Menn019 13 hours ago
Great, now i wanna taste some fluffy drumsticks.
