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Soyjak variants and crimes they'd most likely be convicted of

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Feraljak: Fined for killing a bird he thought was a bug because he was told he VILL EAT ZE BUGS.

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throwing poop at neighbor lady

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Soyak: Sold a Nintendo Switch that he forgot he illegally modified it. (marge…)

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assault and battery for punching a truscum idiot

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public indecency

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>>14299008
How

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>possession of ‘p

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Bernd (trooned out into Troonjak): Sent to life in prison for sexually assulting multiple minors and possessing 3 GB of 'p.

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>domestic terror threats

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>>14299017
3gb is wild

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Vandalism

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Rape

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first degree murder

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Soyak: housing jamal illegally
Bernd (troonjak): grooming minors on der 'cord
Bernd (Gapejak): all of them
Cobson: Pirating movies
Chud: self explanatory
Neutralplier: ran over a random person then made a blog about it
Impish: Throwing poop at neighbor lady
Feraljak: Mayhem
A24: stealing movie cardboat cutouts
Smugjak: instigating a fight

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rape
shoplifting
assault
battery
fraud
public indecency
incest
pedophilia
drunk driving
kidnapping
>

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>>14299026
You haven't seen the worst in this thread

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>demonstrating how a tank design in his favorite larp game isn’t possible by leaking government documents

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>>14299048
how many gb/tb/yb of 'p did htsm possess?

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Roundhouse kicking a pregnant mother for wearing a Josh Allen jersey , how could you tell?

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>>14299053

67 terabytes

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>shooting up a random Walmart because some guy on /pol/ told him there were Spanish people there

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>>14299064
And to own da joos

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>>14299014
his face looks like as if runs butt-naked on the street

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animal abuse

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>>14299050(me)
Haha

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>>14299066
Markiplier would do that

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>>14299069
Margeee

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disobeying daddy
>

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>>14299078
>>14299048
Same brap

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>>14299075
because he would just do that, okay?

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FNF pedo: Sextorted 83 Lesothan children (including toddlers) and possessed 86 TB of 'p and 23 TB of BMT.

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>>14299082

>playing fnf

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>calling his classmate obsessed pedoniggertroon

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Beating up a kid in a wheelchair for wearing a rival team's jersey

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RICO act

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>.doxxed and swatted a random guy because he heard in a thread on /raid/ he drew a child 9 years ago playing on a swingset and it was deemed as ‘p

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framed for a school shooting threat that chud posted on 4cuck

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Coinjak: Possessed a copy of an infamous gore 'p that cannot be mentioned on the Sharty

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>>14299050
gem

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vehicular manslaughter

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>Murder of JFK
>Murder of Charlie Kirk
>Murder of Jeffery Epstein

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stole nuts from a kid

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>>14299100
This

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Kliksjak: owning a weapon without a license and walking around with it in public

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illegal immigration

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>>14299120
>attempted murder of TRVMP
>running ‘p websites
>peddling crack
>extrajudicial killings

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>>14299140
>donating weapons to school shooters
>kidnapping
>extortion
>murder
>mass murder

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Feraljak: Second degree murder

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>seducing 4 men and being a slut for bwc (will be raped in prison and enjoy it)

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>>14299156
OMGHISA

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>TND

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>>14299156
Hngh

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Having a screaming schizo meltdown in public because he saw a 20 year old drawing of a child eating pie that he believed was 'p

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>>14299169
>>14299100
Tsmt, how could you tell?

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>illegal coal mining

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>Murder of JFK
>Murder of Charlie Kirk
>Murder of Jeffery Epstein
>attempted murder of TRVMP
>running ‘p websites
>peddling crack
>extrajudicial killings
>donating weapons to school shooters
>kidnapping
>extortion
>murder
>mass murder
>possession of weapons of mass destruction
>possession of 'p
>possession of unregistered firearms

glowie is very very guilty

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Sneaking Oreos from the shelves and assaulting the underpaid Walmart clerk when confronted

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School shooting though

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mutiple first degree murder charges

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>>14299194
it's not a crime though

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>>14299200
like in legal terms

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>datamining

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Serial ding dong ditching

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>>14299196
>>14299194
we thought about the same variant???? OMG WE SHOULD BE IN A RELATIONADHUP AND MARRY AND HAVE KIDS o algo

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>>14299211
sentient nameroll though

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>>14299211
I know people forget that dylanjak exists

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>>14299190
and oreos

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>Nothing because HWABAG

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Doing a Lorena Bobbit DO NOT RESEARCH DOCTOOOOS

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>>14299229
what have you done

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>>14299238
Marge

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Pedophilia, school shooting

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>>14299238
marge

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>>14299238
marge

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>>14299260
school shooting is not a crime in legal terms like no one was ever convicted of it though

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>christchurch shooting

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>>14299267
>subscribing to pewdiepie

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>>14299263
>>14299256
>>14299261
xhe cut xer husband's dihh

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>>14299270
>dude the fucking range with the shotgun man

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>>14299267
>beating up soytan

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>>14299272
foids be like

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>>14299275
>if you choose ease of access you can fuck yourself

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>>14299238
>pedophillia

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Jartycuck:
>Possessed 172 TB of 'p (many of them are torture/gore 'p according to the police), 7 TB of BMT, spammed 41% of xis possessed 'p to multiple websites, and hosted 67% of xis 'p collection on the Jarty, sextorted 147 minors, sexually assaulted 63 minors, 5 of them died and 7 others injured, all of them were traumatized, made 4 minors carve the word "JARTY" on their arms. Threatened to commit a school shooting while saying "jarty is aryan gooning to 'p is aryan saar why you no love pedo?"

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>>14299283

uncle brendon

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>>14299278
true

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>>14299294

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>>14299313
no arrow. are you really George Floyd?

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>>14299322
yes i am

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>>14299299
FOID: eww stop eating raw meat primal diat

Me and da sinister triad bluds: 💀💀💀

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>>14299322
yes I am

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>>14299322
there are actually 2 arrows though albeit

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>>14299313
troon music

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>>14299358
aryan music

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>>14299351
he said he was George Floyd twice though.

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>>14299362
falseflags from tel aviv though

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>>14299362
marge that wasnt me that said that

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>>14299190
>Oreos

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>faking a fnaf 2 20/20/20/20 run

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Jimbrap:
>ERPed with OneShot theme, in which xe sextorted 76 minors and showing porn (some were IRL 'p) to the minors, sexually assulted 13 children and injuring 3; another real woman minor hung herself because Jimbrap wanted to have her ACK like a FtM tranny. Possessed 5 GB of 'p.
Jimbrap is so vantablack that even a very dark black hole is vantawhite in comparison to xim.

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Warrior-P:
>Sextorted 2 minors while telling them to "KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ". Possessed 1 GB of 'p.

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Smugjak:
>Arrested for possessing 400 MB of 'p and saying they were "only for investigative purposes" and that he "was not planning on molesting any children."

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Neutralplier: On probation due to indecent exposure at a local coffee shop.

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>>14298994
Unfunny edit that will never catch on or gain fame.

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>>14300000

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>raping animals

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gemmy interactable thread go up

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Vlodson (Poopson):
>Threatened to brutally rape every kid at the city's playground if they did not acknowledge that he is a gemerald that saved the party.

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Impish Amerimutt: Fined for stealing burgers at McDonald's while holding a gun because of "freedom".

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Trevor:
>Visited a website which hosted many 'p videos and images, but what xe didn't realize was that the website is a honeypot controlled by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and that xis IP address and device information has been leaked the second xe visited the site.

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killing MARIO

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groping a foid

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UK Euromutt:
>Downloaded loli 'p from a website owned by the Jartycucks but didn't realize that even fictional 'p is illegal in xis country.

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Pepe:
>Bombed Quote's house while yelling "KEEEEEK NUSOIS CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THEMSELVES JSID WAIT IT'S ALREADY SHUT DOWN I CAN'T KEEEEEEEEEEK".

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>>14299101
this happened to me albeit

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>14300203
being a bit too brappy around children

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Stomping on an animal on accident and killing it (uk law)

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Rape

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>>14299017
*terabytes

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>Killing a nigger, than showing up to their funeral to desecrate their corpse

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Searching up pornhub and fat bitches fighting over food

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>>14300507
Saying retard 15 years ago (uk law)

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Breaking into cuckflare's server rooms and detonating them

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Tax evasion

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Not showing up to jury duty

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Beheading a nigger baby

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filming himself peeing on a cup and spilling it into someone.

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all of them

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everything

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>>14300661
nothing doe

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>>14299100
aryan beast

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>>14299405
geg

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mutilating a fellow inmate on the asylum, who he believed was the incarnation of Satan

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Babyjak: Accidentally stepped on an incomplete "TOTAL NIGGER DEATH" button which actualy killed random people regardless of race.

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public nudity
attempted sexual assault

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Soykio Kid: Possessed 1024 yottabytes of 'p because "he just wanted to". Simple possession of 'P in Japan became illegal in 2014.

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In a move shaking up the political landscape, RFK Jr. and Donald Trump stepped forward with unapologetic clarity, giving their autism anouncement. This moment stands out, two leaders owning neurodivergence with the confidence that built their reputations.

The reaction across the nation was instant. Supporters remarkable resilience, proof that sharp focus, relentless drive, and unconventional thinking can chart a path straight through the chaos of Washington. For many, it felt less like an announcement and more like an affirmation of what made these figures stand out in the first place.

And as the headlines rolled in, one truth became clear: authenticity still matters. Whether loved or criticized, they showed the kind of boldness that reshapes the conversation—and that’s exactly what leadership looks like.

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vandalism
attempted homicide
battery

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possession of 'p and pedophilia

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Shemmycuck:
>Possessed 89 TB of 'p with 13% of it hosted on the Shemmy. Also possessed 10 GB of BMT. Sextorted 13 children, 1 injured.

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>>14300836
inb4 nusois actually talk about xim

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Ch████cuck: Admitted to possessing 7 TB of 'p in xeir DNB imageboard, and the imageboard had a vulnerability where the IPs were secretly exposed in a secret port.

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burglary and destruction of property

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Existence.

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Kuz: Distributed 800 MB of 'p.


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